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Pretty soon we'll be using sound.

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I had all these great intentions for this slide deck here, but I got distracted with this whole Cisco ISS thing and never had time to complete it.

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So here's my elite agenda, as scribbled out at the last moment.

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We're just going to acknowledge everybody that made this whole show possible, move through them.

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We're going to have the team members who are running the contests introduce the winners.

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Maybe the winners will give us a couple of words on what their strategy was, any specific techniques they used to win.

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We've got some giveaways here.

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I don't know if you noticed, but the Zone H guys have created a hacker cartoon or comic book.

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And the second episode came out exclusively at DEF CON, and now it's on their website.

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And we've got about maybe 50 or 60 autographed CDs here we're going to every once in a while throw out.

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But I don't want to throw it so hard I'll take out your eyes, so I'm only going to probably throw it kind of in the front here.

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Okay, if you're willing to give me a verbal disclaimer of liability...

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Okay, we're going to do a distributed attack here.

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Do not despair.

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We also have some limited edition Frack magazines that we're going to be throwing out in a minute here.

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So we're just waiting for them to get put together and then we'll be tossing the Fracks out in between these different sessions.

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Okay.

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You've got to be on your toes.

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Okay, so, first off, DEF CON 13 would not have been possible without all the speakers.

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So, let's give a round of applause to the speakers, if you were.

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We had record participation from speakers from around the world.

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And this is the first time we've really seriously tried to track all the countries they've come from.

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And we also spent an enormous amount of time this year reviewing them.

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The most amount of speeches we've had to reject and the most amount of time we've spent reviewing them.

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But how many people were here last year?

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Raise your hand.

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Okay, how many people that were here last year think the speeches maybe were a little better this year than last year?

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Say it's about the same?

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No, you didn't see any when you were here last year because you were too busy partying.

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Well, the feedback we've gotten has been pretty positive so far.

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And I'm constantly trying to make it a better show.

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So, send us an email.

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Tell us what speeches you liked, which ones you didn't.

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Things you liked about the show and things you didn't.

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And we're already planning for next year.

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I also want to bring Zach up here on stage.

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He's my Director of Operations.

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He makes sure the trains run on time.

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Without Zach's help, the hotel would never have been a functioning show.

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While I'm over at Caesar's, he's here wrangling all the cats, herding all the cats, trying to make this all possible.

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So, both of us would like to thank the staff.

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If you're a staff member at DEF CON 13, please stand up, wave your hands, and let's give them a round of applause.

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Come on, guys.

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All the way around.

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Right on.

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And just remember, folks, we stay sober, so you don't have to.

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Hey, also this year, we spent a bit of our ill-gotten gains from DEF CONs of the past and invested heavily in our wireless infrastructure this year.

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Aruba gave us a great deal, a big hefty discount, but it was still pretty expensive for us.

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But it's also, I think, the first year that we've actually had a really solid wireless network.

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And so, Lockheed, who's been watching over our network since pretty much the dawn of time, is going to come up and give you a quick overview on the awesome power of the new cyber network interweb.

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So, Lockheed, where is Lockheed?

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There he is.

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Okay, come on down.

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Here are the network stats on the screen for those of you who can't hear.

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All right, so, show of hands, who was actually brave enough to get on the public DEF CON network?

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Yeah!

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All right, the rest of you are pussies.

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All right, so this year we registered over 2,200 users on the wireless network over the last three and a half days.

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That accounted for over 3,800 DHCP leases, which compared to last year's up about 1,500 users.

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So, on top of that, we had over twice as many APs deployed this year as we did last year.

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Normally, we're lucky to scare up eight or ten, but of course, thanks to DT's generosity of opening the vault, we have stable and consistent hardware this year.

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Over the last 30, 40 hours, we've seen 215 man-in-the-middle attacks and over 80 DOS attacks.

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And they were...

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Yes, I expect better next year.

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We've seen 130 rogue access points, which the Aruba has a very nice interface.

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You select the rogue access point and you click disable.

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We usually do five or ten at a time.

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It's better that way.

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We saw 300 wireless bridges, so obviously people were very active on wireless.

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And we saw 836 attempts at spoofing the AP MAC addresses.

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They failed.

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In addition to that, you people are all very, very naughty because you downloaded over 12 gigs of Prawn.

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And that's only since the power outage yesterday morning.

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Next year we hope to have even more bandwidth, so I have high expectations of all of you.

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And who here from the network team is here?

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Come up, come up.

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I only have about half the team here because the rest of them ignored Zack's rules and went out and got wasted last night.

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Derek, get up here.

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Derek.

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And the man in the hat is the man who has done most of the work behind DCTV, so let's have a round of applause for Derek.

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Derek and his cohorts are down here from Canada.

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We're in their full-time jobs.

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I don't know if you get paid or not.

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They actually run an internet TV and radio station called Rant Radio, so make sure you guys tune into that.

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So we've been here all week, and we're going to go have a beer now.

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Thanks.

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Actually, before Locke goes, he should tell the story of how he got here in his nice car.

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Locke's little story.

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Some of you may have noticed some subliminal messages.

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I think Locke should explain that.

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We're very lucky Locke's even here today.

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All right, so since we actually had to be here last weekend to start setting up, we decided that it was worth risking life and limb to make it happen.

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So driving up from L.A.

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in a fully loaded car with most of Jeff's gear, we decided to come down through the rain towards Nevada into State Line.

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If you're familiar with I-15, you know the hill I'm talking about.

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Well, California Department of Transportation was very nice to patch some of the tar recently.

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And if you know what happens when it's been very, very hot, new tar, suddenly torrential rains.

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Well, being that I had a front-wheel drive car and all the gear was in the back, traction went out the window.

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The car spun across lanes of traffic twice, hit the sandy median, and laws of physics kicked in.

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We had a little bit too much momentum to actually stop, at which point we decided to bounce the car twice.

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We walked away largely uninjured, and I'm proud to say that the Pelican case has protected all the wireless gear.

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If you've been watching DCTV and watching the update channel, periodically you've been seeing the subliminal messaging.

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If you've noticed a picture of a Green's 2002 Saab 9-5, that used to be mine.

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I may need a ride back to L.A.

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later on.

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Thanks.

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Okay, next up we're going to have Russ Rogers speak a little bit about the DEF CON groups.

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This is something we launched at DEF CON two years ago, and it's taken off at a phenomenal rate, more than we ever expected.

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We've been so busy with the show, we've finally gotten around to accepting an official DEF CON groups logo.

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That's the logo you see in the lower right-hand corner.

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So that will be the new logo for your group.

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I'm going to give Russ a chance to go over a little bit about the DEF CON groups, some stats, and then we'll move on to the next stage.

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We actually started the DC groups three DEF CONs ago, so it's been two years.

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This is the third conference.

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We started out with six groups that were brave enough to try this out, and today we're sitting at about 94 groups all around the world.

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Thirty of those are international.

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And when we say international, there's 20 different countries, including Iran, Malaysia, Saudi Arabia, and Brazil.

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And Uruguay.

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And if you think about how difficult it is just to be a hacker in those countries, imagine trying to start a DEF CON group.

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So we really appreciate those folks trying to get together and keep the bond together for DEF CON there.

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If you're interested in starting one, we're totally open for that.

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Send an email to dcgroups at defcon.org.

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We'll get back to you.

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I would like to shout out and say thanks to Noid for running the mailing list for this thing.

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He stays very busy.

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I'd like to thank Michelle Snakebite for answering all the emails that come in over and over with requests for information.

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Apparently, about half of the people that request information for starting a group have no idea how to read an HTML FAQ file.

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So she responds to all those as pleasantly as possible after you've received about 200 of them.

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I'd also like to shout out to Black Beetle.

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She's the one that keeps the website updated.

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And as most of you know, she keeps the program for DEF CON running as well.

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So don't give her too much shit.

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She's busy as hell and she will rip your head off.

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As Jeff said, this is the new DCG logo.

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It's very cool.

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We were kind of talking about being able to put your city name, country name, or area code underneath the words DEF CON groups.

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So I'd like to see that go out.

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Maybe a bunch of badges and stuff like that next year.

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If you have questions, email me at dcgroups.

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Oh, and if you are the author of this or can social engineers to believe you are, let us know because there is something in it for you.

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And we appreciate the work.

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Yeah, we lost the contact information.

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No, no, it wasn't hacked.

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I dropped my laptop.

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Yeah, it was hacked.

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Across the APs.

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Sweet.

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Okay, so this next slide is basically a summary of all the contests we could find and all the people responsible for running all the contests.

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And I think, you know, the Scavenger Hunt, War Drive, LP CON stands for Lock Picking CON, but we didn't have enough space to spell it out.

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Robot Wars, Wi-Fi Shootout, Scavenger Hunt, Beverage Cooling Contest.

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It was originally the Beer Cooling Contest, but we figured there were some underage people and we wanted them to be able to play.

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Coffee Wars, Amateur CTF, Slogan Contest, Hacker Jeopardy, CTF, and the Cannonball Run.

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Each one of these people, if there was any real activity in their contest, they are going to come up here and have a couple of minutes to explain what happened.

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We are going to build on up to the grand finale, which is the CTF put on by Ken Shoto this year.

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How many people stopped by and watched the CTF and thought it was pretty fucking cool?

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Yeah.

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Good job to Ken Shoto.

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That was a really smooth transition from ghetto to Ken Shoto, so that's pretty hot.

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Okay, so again, what do you know, Russ, who also happens to be in charge of all the contests, is going to go through them all.

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But before that begins, we have strategically located six goons in the audience with limited edition frack printed books.

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Very few of them, because the printers in Europe, once they realized they were printing a hacking book, refused to print the book.

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That's a hacker book.

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Can't print that.

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So that happened about a week before the show, so there's no time to reprint it, until they found two guys, whose names are listed on the front of the book, over at UNLV, who just cranked out 200 copies as fast as they could, spiral-bound them,

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so we've been going through them throughout the con.

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You might have seen some of your friends with them.

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There's very few left.

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I think there's only like 20 or 30 left, and those are the ones we're going to be throwing into the audience right about now.

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Come on.

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I've just got a request.

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If anybody has found a set of keys, can you please turn them into hotel security, if you've found anything?

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This poor guy's lost his keys, and he's really stressed out, and could really use his keys, so help him out.

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That'd be cool.

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No, they're all safety deposit keys.

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Okay, so I'm going to pass it off to Russ.

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You're going to take it from here?

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Cool.

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Alright, we've got some semblance of order here.

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I'll apologize now if we get off track here.

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We had about a dozen different contests running this year.

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A show of hands, who participated in any contest at all?

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Alright.

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Are the contests a good thing?

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Do you like that?

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Alright.

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So there's about 500 that do, and then one guy who hasn't apparently ever tried one at all.

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If you have ideas for new contests, please shoot me an email, russatdevcon.org.

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Alright, so let's start with the beverage cooling contraption contest.

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This was the first year for this.

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It was an unofficial event, but we figured we'd try it out and see how it worked.

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This is Deviant, and he will explain what it was and how it worked, and hand out his cool swag.

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Thank you, Russ.

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Hey, how's everyone?

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Who's been seeing these little lighter bottle opener deals hanging around the conference?

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They were the giveaways for participating in the beer cooling contraption.

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Can I throw them?

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Well then, come find me, because I can't fly home with these bitches.

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So we only had four participants this year.

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It was really fun, though.

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I was very proud of everybody.

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And I'd like to just invite all of them, all four teams, because everyone did a really great job.

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Could we have RenderMan?

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Could we have Noid and Lil Freak?

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Could we have Bacchus and DC702, if any one of them is here?

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Yeah, come on up, come on up.

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So overall, the mission in this game was just to take a room temperature beverage, which was out in the Las Vegas heat all day, flush it through a device of your own design, and see if it could come out drinkable and cold and perfect.

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And everyone... oh, thank you.

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Excellent.

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That's a private deal.

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So yeah, everyone did a great job.

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Overall, we decided DC702's contraption was probably the most efficient, because it got the job done without blowing beer cans up and without too much ice in the beverage.

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Yeah, they had a nice coil that they flushed through a cooling system.

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They had a pump, a funnel.

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It was a really, really efficient job.

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So we have beer buckets for everybody, we have lighters, we have good shit.

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But in addition to that, I was very impressed with everyone else on different levels.

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RenderMan actually wins the just elegant, efficient, sort of simplistic device.

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He just took a styrofoam cooler, filled it with isopropyl alcohol, which has a very low freezing point, and dumped in dry ice until it was this soupy, negative 40 degree vat.

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We actually tested it and it was negative 62.

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And I just thought that was genius in its simplicity.

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So once we got around beers exploding, and yeah, danger to our hands, that was terrific though.

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Bacchus's contraption was a Peltier cooler, which I hoped someone was going to rig up.

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And even though it wasn't the most efficient, he promises that next year he's going to not only refine it, but use the hot side of the junction to power nacho cheese.

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And we thought Noid and LittleFreak weren't going to make it, but they did show up with, just in true DEF CON brute force style, a giant tank of liquid nitrogen, which they just proceeded to pour straight on the can.

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And security was then involved, so that's always a DEF CON event to me.

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You guys did a great job.

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I had a blast.

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I hope everyone else did too.

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And I want to see people come back next year and submit some more designs.

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Yes, free beer is always good.

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RenderMan's got all those lighters.

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I won't let him throw at you and frag you all one at a time out of the room.

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Is that it?

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Very cool.

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Thanks guys.

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While I've got a minute and I see Dan Kaminsky standing back there, did you ever get your clothes that you lost at the pool last night?

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We still have a t-shirt, a bathing suit, and knee pads?

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Oh, sorry, it was only one knee pad.

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Oh, it's an elbow pad, right.

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Ah, yes, he has not picked it up.

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It is right here, this gentleman.

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Did you see it, Dan?

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Raise your hand again.

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Show him his clothes.

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Alright, so you two hook up.

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I don't want to know how you got them either.

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Alright, so before I go into any more, I do want to mention that we had two contests that either had entries and nobody won, or had no entries because we scared the hell out of everybody.

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The first of those is the IP Appliance.

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Who all went through the contest area and saw the little clear ball rolling around trying to kill people?

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Alright, that was Icarus, and it's actually network controlled.

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And DC480 put that together as a demo for the contest.

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Apparently it was fairly intimidating because everybody else backed out at the last minute and decided not to come.

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I do want to thank those guys that put a lot of effort into making that device to show people how to do it.

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So hopefully next year it will go off.

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The last one is VirusX put together the Amateur CTF.

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And this is for those of us who are not lead enough to play with the guys in the big room.

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So we've got our own little baby crib in the other room.

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But I think they may have made it a little bit too difficult for even us.

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Because I don't think anybody hacked it at all.

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And I never heard back from them, so we may have scared them out of town too.

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So for the next contest I want to call Foofus and Madhat up for the copy wars.

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What, did you guys win?

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No, well stand up so everyone knows that you...

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Alright, these are the guys that put on the Amateur CTF.

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I mean, hell, they tried, right?

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Alright, so let's do copy wars.

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I want to bring up Madhat and Foofus and they can talk about all you caffeinated people out there.

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So every year copy wars is pretty unique and you're probably all thinking...

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Oh, here comes the part where he tells everyone that Hook won again.

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And he actually declined this year.

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He decided that his back-to-back championships were enough glory and he would let someone else have a chance.

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So we had 21 entries this year.

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And I'm not quite sure yet whether that's an all-time high, but we didn't have any disqualifications.

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Everybody actually followed the directions, which is a wholly new thing.

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And so we actually tasted all those coffees.

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We had six judges.

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Each coffee is judged on six criteria.

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So that's a grand total of 756 votes to tabulate.

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And by the end of the contest, some of the judges were a little overstimulated.

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There was some messy writing.

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They would make strange comments on their forms.

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And one actually managed to misspell his own name.

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I don't see Gurney Halleck here right now, but way to go, man.

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So we make each rating on a scale of one to ten.

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And you might think this is imprecise, but I'd like to point out...

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Last year, there was an entry, Jamaican Blue Mountain, ostensibly excellent coffee.

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And it received horrible ratings.

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And the reason for this was, it turns out, the company that was packaging that coffee was a fraud.

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This was a coffee scam.

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And they were allowing inferior beans to be passed off that way.

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They're now closed down and so forth.

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But we detected it.

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So it's not just random.

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So anyway...

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So I tell this story just sort of as a testimony to the collective palate of the judges.

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Every year, the winner meets with pretty much universal approval.

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And at this point, I'll also mention that, for once, Jamaican Blue Mountain is not the winner this year.

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So it's not as though we're unable to appreciate fine coffee in all its forms.

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So before we announce the winners, we'd like to thank Defcon, Dark Tangent, Black Beetle, Russ, and the Goons who help us.

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Also, as always, the Alexis Park staff.

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The garbage can was great this year.

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Thank you.

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And we'd like to send our greetings and best thoughts out to two people who couldn't be with us this year.

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Alice and also Jay Dyson.

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So this year's winner...

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I'm sorry.

308
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So there are two categories here.

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One doesn't get any prize, but we just recognize it.

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And that's the Bang for the Buck award.

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And that recognizes the coffee that gets the highest rating at the lowest price.

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So that's like the bargain.

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Excellent coffee.

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So there's no prize because we have no way of actually verifying what the price was.

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So we're open to exploits there.

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But we'd like to recognize Just Ken with his Baltimore on Blend.

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Excellent coffee.

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He scored a total of 6.17 at just $6 a pound.

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So he actually got an over 1 Bang for the Buck rating, which is excellent.

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Well done, sir, wherever you are.

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Now this year's winning entry was submitted by one of the judges.

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And before you all shout, oh, conflict of interest, I'll point out first off that the tasting is blind.

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So nobody knew whose coffee they were tasting.

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And also that the judge who entered the coffee was the one who gave it the lowest mark.

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So he's very...

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So it's, you know, it's not an obvious fraud anyway.

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And it's all the more fun because last year he was the guy who entered the phony Jamaican Blue Mountain and was duped by that and got just creamed.

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So the only coffee to break the 7.0 barrier at $30 per pound with a score of 6.67.

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The winner and undisputed champion is the Red Lion Kona entered by Dr.

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Van Harl.

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So are you here, sir?

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We have some prizes for you.

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Will you say what he won, Mad Hatter?

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All right, so we actually have two prizes for you.

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One is a t-shirt.

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Here, hold that up for me.

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I don't even know what it says.

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On the front it says DEF CON 13, Coffee Wars 6 or VI.

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And on the back it says 21 entries, 3.5 gallons of coffee, and VI still wins.

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I don't like Emacs.

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The other prize we have for you is a five port instant gigabit work group switch.

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Because everybody needs more speed.

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Cool, thanks guys.

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Okay, so the guy that lost his keys is now offering a $50 reward.

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He can have my keys.

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All right, so next, and they've already been told they're limited in time, is the Wi-Fi shootout.

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Would you like to bring those guys up?

348
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Dave?

349
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Thanks Russ, yeah, I've been told I have limited time.

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Even though I'm from Oklahoma, I'm going to try and talk really, really fast.

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Thanks Jeff, the DEF CON staff, Russ, you've always been nice to us and you sure appreciate it.

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I'll get the shameless promotion out of the way first and thank Wired Magazine, Trapeze Networks, Jeffetech, Air Magnet, O'Reilly Books, Pacific Wireless, Netgear, Pasadena Networks, Nektopia, and the always cool Jinx.

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All right, now, on to the cool stuff.

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The contest this year was a really outrageous adventure at the top of a mountain with one of those precarious roads, you know, where you look over the side as you go up and you say, ah, bear to the left, at an elevation of about 6,200 feet above sea level.

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I'll tell you about the other end here in a minute.

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Two teams in the contest really stood out.

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From New York City, 4DI, why don't you guys come on up?

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Yeah.

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And iFiber, why don't you guys come on up too?

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Because it's going to take you guys a while.

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Brian, you did an excellent job.

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These guys came all the way from New York City and even though they had equipment malfunctions, they entered in the commercial-only category.

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And even with their problems, they still did a respectable 10.18 miles.

364
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Please take your swag.

365
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Oh, wait, don't go yet.

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You also get one of those.

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So thanks, you guys.

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You were spectacular.

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The other team that stood out in the contest is iFiber Redwire.

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Even though there's four guys here, they actually came with their moms and their dads and their girlfriends and their friends.

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And they had a crew of, what, 15 or something?

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Nine.

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Nine.

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Well, it looked like 15.

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They drove here from Cincinnati.

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It's kind of a long-involved story.

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They started out in a big Greyhound bus that broke down twice and is now sitting in Denver.

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They ended up here.

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They drove to the top of the mountain on the very narrow road with a big U-Haul hauling a big trailer.

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They had an incline of about this most of the way and actually got there.

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I was quite impressed.

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Their equipment was very impressive to me.

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It consisted of a homemade antenna.

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And this is at both ends, by the way, on the mountain, out in the field.

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A homemade antenna element mounted on a 12-foot surplus satellite dish.

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This outrageous setup of brackets and support structure they had welded together themselves and scaffolding.

387
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There was even a sling added to support this gentleman's broken foot, which he broke in the line of duty of the contest.

388
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Yeah.

389
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It's getting better, though, right?

390
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You're going to pull through.

391
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These guys epitomized preparedness in a way that only, perhaps, Boy Scouts could understand.

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They brought everything, I think including the kitchen sink, but you left it in Denver with the bus, right?

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They sent part of their team to a small town in Utah.

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The mountain in the Vegas area was Mount Potosi, which is about, what, 22 miles southwest of Las Vegas.

395
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That's where base camp was.

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And they said, okay.

397
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I said, where are you guys going?

398
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Where are you going to go first?

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Because the judges do distance confirmations, and they said, we're going to Utah.

400
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And we said, all right, let's go to Utah.

401
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So our guys went to Utah.

402
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These guys are also ham radio operators, so it was neat that we could have voice-to-voice communication back and forth with ham radio provided by them.

403
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They got to Utah.

404
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They towed their trailer up part of a mountainside in what I hear was extremely rugged terrain.

405
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One of the support brackets, you've got this 12-foot dish bouncing around, going up, and one of the brackets started to give way.

406
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So Ben got out and stood on the trailer and held the dish in place as it's going up the mountain.

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First, they did two impressive things.

408
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I'll mention one of them first, which is they had an amplified setup.

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They had these 300-milliwatt clients that they were using mounted at the antenna setup that they dialed down to about 30 milliwatts.

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But they had some in-line amplifiers, they were 3-watt, yeah, that they used.

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And using that setup, they did an 11-meg connection of 125 miles.

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But wait, there's more!

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They then took the amplifiers offline, took them out of the setup, and doing an unamplified shot of 125 miles.

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For three hours.

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With the same 11-meg transfer.

416
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What would you say that your total gain output was?

417
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On each end.

418
00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:29,220
Yeah, I thought that sounded light.

419
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37 dBi on each end.

420
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So, hence the 125.

421
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,460
They did calculations.

422
00:35:35,460 --> 00:35:39,800
These guys are serious radio guys, and with their dad, they calculated stuff.

423
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They felt like if they could just go through straight air to nothing else, you could do 300 to 500 miles.

424
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So, rock on.

425
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So, they not only won those two categories, obviously, in the contest, but they are also the grand prize winners in the contest.

426
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The 125 miles is a new world record for what they've done, unamplified.

427
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So, gentlemen, you get these, you get all of that.

428
00:36:20,550 --> 00:36:28,910
Now, I was going to bring my kitchen timer with me to see how long seven minutes was, but we also have a little bit of leftover swag that we're going to toss to you guys.

429
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So, thank you so much.

430
00:36:29,870 --> 00:36:30,930
It's been great.

431
00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:43,200
You guys are like fish in the water.

432
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,460
You know, you feed them and they pop up at the top.

433
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,320
Oh,

434
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they did bring their dish in.

435
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It's right out front of the main entrance if you want to see it after this.

436
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:12,960
Alright, so, now we move on to the robot wares contest.

437
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,700
Who got to see it this year?

438
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,380
Alright, we doubled our contestants.

439
00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:18,580
We had two robots.

440
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,420
But it was cool as hell.

441
00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:25,040
If you got to see it, it was very, very cool.

442
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:31,060
We had the Irvine Underground compete, and then we also had a team from Florida compete.

443
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,160
The way they've laid the points out... actually, where's Kalahar?

444
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I'm going to put him on the spot.

445
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Where are you?

446
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He's passed out, isn't he?

447
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:51,420
Alright, the way they had the points was, if it was fully automated and controlled by software, then you got triple the points.

448
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,280
If it was totally RC, well, then you don't.

449
00:37:56,220 --> 00:38:04,600
The Florida team had a very nice setup, but it wasn't so much software controlled, it was RC controlled.

450
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:09,680
The Irvine Underground group, however... where's Tacitus?

451
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,820
Where is he?

452
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,280
Is he here?

453
00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:14,900
Oh, there he is.

454
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:18,100
That guy writes some incredible robotic software.

455
00:38:18,180 --> 00:38:22,120
The aiming system on their robot was totally automated.

456
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:27,580
All they had to do was go through the maze, pick up the balls, take it back, and turn it on.

457
00:38:27,580 --> 00:38:38,680
And what happened was, it would take these ping pong balls, load them, and then auto-target based on visual images and knock the cans off the wall.

458
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,100
Very, very cool.

459
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,840
Unfortunately, they still lost.

460
00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:54,950
All right, so if I ever get around to it, I've got about three and a half gigs of digital video of these things.

461
00:38:54,950 --> 00:38:58,110
All three rounds, and we're going to stream it from the DEF CON site.

462
00:38:58,110 --> 00:39:00,870
Really like to see more entrants next time.

463
00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:04,170
So, at first, let's bring up the IVU guys.

464
00:39:04,170 --> 00:39:05,810
I do have something for them.

465
00:39:24,330 --> 00:39:27,010
All right, so these two are the guys from Irvine Underground.

466
00:39:27,590 --> 00:39:34,410
Originally, this RoboSapien was going to go to the winning team, but since we didn't have anybody in the IP appliance...

467
00:39:34,430 --> 00:39:36,290
figured we'd give it to these guys.

468
00:39:36,530 --> 00:39:38,210
They worked their butts off.

469
00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:39,810
That robot is so cool.

470
00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:42,230
If you missed it this year, don't miss it next year.

471
00:39:42,230 --> 00:39:43,770
It was really awesome.

472
00:39:43,850 --> 00:39:46,670
All right, so a big round of applause for these guys.

473
00:39:48,670 --> 00:39:49,550
Thanks, man.

474
00:39:50,990 --> 00:39:52,050
Oh, hey.

475
00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:54,730
Yeah, can you tell us about your robot real quick?

476
00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,990
You can... there we go.

477
00:39:59,150 --> 00:40:02,290
All right, the robot drove through the maze.

478
00:40:02,290 --> 00:40:04,910
It did line crawling through the maze for the most part.

479
00:40:04,910 --> 00:40:09,770
We were able to take over in software and drove by RC if we needed to because there were some seams.

480
00:40:09,770 --> 00:40:11,290
We had some weight issues.

481
00:40:11,790 --> 00:40:17,510
Drove through the maze, picked up balls using RC because the balls all run through one corner, so we couldn't automate that.

482
00:40:18,170 --> 00:40:21,190
It was a last-minute thing, you know, these last-minute things.

483
00:40:21,190 --> 00:40:28,510
It goes up a conveyor belt, goes into a hopper, drives back through the maze, stops at a certain location.

484
00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:31,630
Hey, stage fright, cool.

485
00:40:32,870 --> 00:40:39,870
So balls go down the hopper into a barrel that's controlled by an electronically triggered paintball gun.

486
00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:44,530
We have an adapter that we custom-laid thanks to Arclight if he's out there.

487
00:40:45,590 --> 00:40:53,130
It brings down the paintball adapter to an air compressor hose.

488
00:40:53,130 --> 00:40:54,790
It's a 3 .5-inch PVC barrel.

489
00:40:54,790 --> 00:41:00,050
PVC barrel tracks on XY servos with gear motors so it can handle the weight.

490
00:41:00,050 --> 00:41:06,310
Looks for circles, looks for three circles in a row, and finds the circles, goes to the firing location, fires.

491
00:41:07,310 --> 00:41:14,030
And we were going to get the shot that would have taken us over in the points, and our time ran out.

492
00:41:14,030 --> 00:41:16,290
So it was fun.

493
00:41:16,290 --> 00:41:17,690
I give major props to our team.

494
00:41:17,690 --> 00:41:18,570
They did a great job.

495
00:41:18,570 --> 00:41:19,910
They'll be up here soon.

496
00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:24,990
And thanks to Quig and Arclight who really helped us out, too.

497
00:41:24,990 --> 00:41:27,330
Echo, everyone else who helped on the team.

498
00:41:27,510 --> 00:41:28,730
You're all great people.

499
00:41:30,850 --> 00:41:31,930
Thanks, guys.

500
00:41:31,930 --> 00:41:33,210
Good job.

501
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:41,460
And also a big thank you to Kalahar for building such an incredible arena for the event.

502
00:41:41,460 --> 00:41:43,360
It was spectacular.

503
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,300
Very, very good job.

504
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:46,220
I want to see more robots next year.

505
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:48,060
Hey, if we double again, we'll have four.

506
00:41:48,980 --> 00:41:49,900
All right.

507
00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:51,140
So where's Tommy?

508
00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:53,640
Let's talk about the cannonball.

509
00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:54,640
Cannonball.

510
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,620
That's nice.

511
00:41:55,740 --> 00:41:57,100
Come on up, Tommy Pickles.

512
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:02,280
Oh, wait.

513
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,140
Hang on.

514
00:42:03,140 --> 00:42:03,900
Damn it.

515
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,400
Sit down for a second.

516
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,080
I forgot the winning team.

517
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,080
Where's the winning team?

518
00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:11,900
Where's our Florida guys?

519
00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:13,360
Come up, please.

520
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:15,300
Drink!

521
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:15,740
Drink !

522
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,580
I don't have a drink.

523
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,880
Oh, it gives me water.

524
00:42:24,980 --> 00:42:26,180
I'll take it.

525
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:32,440
But the thing is, you don't know what's in here, right?

526
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:43,020
I'm going to

527
00:42:56,390 --> 00:42:58,210
start talking like Wynn in a minute.

528
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:05,420
All right.

529
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:08,680
These guys, they did a fantastic job.

530
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:13,100
I know there were a lot of different designs out there for bots that were trying to do what these guys did.

531
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,800
For picking up the ping pong balls.

532
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,900
I'm going to let them explain it in a minute.

533
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:22,680
But what we're giving them as a prize...

534
00:43:30,910 --> 00:43:33,710
They're actually going to get the Roomba Discovery.

535
00:43:35,170 --> 00:43:40,950
The RoboSapien and this are both thanks to UAT, who actually shelled out a shitload of money on this stuff.

536
00:43:40,950 --> 00:43:41,370
All right.

537
00:43:41,390 --> 00:43:43,310
This is hackable.

538
00:43:43,410 --> 00:43:46,570
There are tons of ways to do this.

539
00:43:47,290 --> 00:43:51,290
They'll also get the traditional black badges for winning the contest.

540
00:43:51,810 --> 00:43:57,570
I'm going to go ahead and let them explain what's going on, how their robot worked, while I get their black badges.

541
00:43:58,390 --> 00:44:00,170
So, here you go.

542
00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:05,780
The main thing was it was not a robot.

543
00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:06,900
It was a vehicle.

544
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,260
The Irvine, they had the AI.

545
00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:10,880
We did not.

546
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:14,400
I feel kind of bad about that, but we had a choice about three months before.

547
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:18,580
I had trouble with my AI, and I decided that I wanted to have a functional system.

548
00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:23,240
So, I switched the whole thing over to RC at the last minute, which was a whole lot easier.

549
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,780
How it ends up working is, it's pretty basic.

550
00:44:25,780 --> 00:44:27,220
We had fans in the back.

551
00:44:27,220 --> 00:44:28,160
The fans turned on.

552
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,040
These were RC fans for airplanes.

553
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,240
They were pretty powerful.

554
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:39,780
And this is why in the third round, which we never thought it would go three rounds, we assumed it would go for one 15-minute session, and that'd be it.

555
00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:44,140
But we ended up going three rounds for, like, whatever, and it just was not meant to get...

556
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:48,520
Actually, this actually worked this weekend for the first time.

557
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,680
We actually put it together.

558
00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:52,060
I got it put together, and then we shipped it out.

559
00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:53,360
So, when I got it here, I put it together.

560
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,720
So, we're even lucky it even worked.

561
00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:57,360
The RC fans basically suck in one direction.

562
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,120
We had three of them.

563
00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,160
They sucked in the balls.

564
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,980
There was a hopper for them to hold into for a staging area.

565
00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:13,480
We reversed the fans, and they pushed them up through a section, which was through a loading mechanism, which went into a tube, which was controlled by a compressor, which we pulled out a...

566
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:18,460
The thing with Jiggies, if you get a flat, you've got to pump up your car tire.

567
00:45:18,580 --> 00:45:19,080
What?

568
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,540
Oh, yeah.

569
00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:26,260
You've got to pump up your tire, electronic.

570
00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:27,740
You plug into your car.

571
00:45:27,740 --> 00:45:28,600
Air compressor.

572
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,680
It was an electronic air compressor.

573
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,420
We pulled that out, hooked that up.

574
00:45:31,420 --> 00:45:36,000
We had our camping fuel tank, and we had air going.

575
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:37,460
It was totally rigged up.

576
00:45:37,460 --> 00:45:43,360
It was all made out of, actually, sheet metal and rivets.

577
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,880
It was pretty much all handmade.

578
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:51,300
The guy was not able to be here, but he's an M.E., and he basically rigged up the whole thing and did a great job.

579
00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:54,040
I hooked up electronics, and that was pretty much it.

580
00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:55,680
Yeah.

581
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:56,880
Great.

582
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:00,500
Here you go.

583
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,140
He's got your black badge.

584
00:46:05,130 --> 00:46:08,290
All right, so that was really freaking cool.

585
00:46:08,690 --> 00:46:11,230
If you didn't get to see it, honestly, you missed a lot.

586
00:46:11,230 --> 00:46:12,710
It was awesome.

587
00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:15,630
All right, Tommy, this time, for sure, I swear.

588
00:46:21,890 --> 00:46:22,890
Thank you.

589
00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:29,310
First of all, I'd like to say thank you to DEF CON and the staff for letting us put up for trouble for four years now.

590
00:46:29,330 --> 00:46:32,670
This was the fourth annual DEF CON Cannonball Run.

591
00:46:33,490 --> 00:46:44,910
Last year, as you know, KTLA came over to the start line and called us a bunch of alcoholics and drunk drivers.

592
00:46:46,790 --> 00:46:52,270
I would have had a bigger prize here if I wasn't such an alcoholic.

593
00:46:53,730 --> 00:47:00,150
I want to give a shout-out and thanks to the five teams who actually placed in the race.

594
00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:07,290
We had eight teams show up, one of them being an RV that came down from Northern California.

595
00:47:07,770 --> 00:47:15,270
But unfortunately, we only have a certain amount of time where we can put the time clock in the bar because the rest of us get drunk and we lose things.

596
00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:20,410
Speaking of, I did lose a video camera that has cannonball footage in it.

597
00:47:20,410 --> 00:47:21,670
You can have the camera.

598
00:47:21,670 --> 00:47:23,170
I just want the footage.

599
00:47:23,850 --> 00:47:27,710
The teams I want to thank, though, who placed are Team Ninja.

600
00:47:27,790 --> 00:47:29,090
Holy shit.

601
00:47:29,890 --> 00:47:32,210
Weiss Swappers, which was me.

602
00:47:32,830 --> 00:47:34,030
Team Jew.

603
00:47:34,030 --> 00:47:37,310
And always Team Sodomy.

604
00:47:38,630 --> 00:47:41,310
It was a quick race.

605
00:47:41,750 --> 00:47:48,750
Team Sodomy actually was picked as probably the favorite since he won two out of the three races so far.

606
00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:56,590
And lives in Las Vegas, so he travels out in the morning to drive out to Redondo Beach in California to race back.

607
00:47:57,610 --> 00:48:06,290
This year, we had three teams that drove out from Las Vegas and back into California, back to Vegas.

608
00:48:06,290 --> 00:48:10,130
Anyway, the fastest time was Team Ninja.

609
00:48:10,130 --> 00:48:14,870
Team Ninja did place at three hours and 59 minutes.

610
00:48:15,150 --> 00:48:17,710
And he did get pulled over.

611
00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:24,530
Team Sodomy actually came in second place with four hours and one minute.

612
00:48:25,750 --> 00:48:28,650
Holy shit, who came in from Vegas.

613
00:48:28,830 --> 00:48:32,290
And Weiss Swappers, my team, actually tied for third.

614
00:48:32,370 --> 00:48:35,730
Which was funny because I actually stopped for McDonald's.

615
00:48:36,070 --> 00:48:38,870
I do have video camera footage of this.

616
00:48:38,910 --> 00:48:41,670
Had lunch and then drove out.

617
00:48:41,670 --> 00:48:45,210
And we actually caught up to Holy Shit while he was out on the 15.

618
00:48:45,570 --> 00:48:47,490
So we tried passing him.

619
00:48:47,690 --> 00:48:51,090
And we were probably doing about 125 miles an hour.

620
00:48:51,990 --> 00:48:55,750
Where we caught probably a half a mile ahead of him.

621
00:48:55,750 --> 00:49:02,670
And then all of a sudden he blew by us at probably something like 150 because he passed us like we were standing still.

622
00:49:04,870 --> 00:49:13,110
Anyway, Team Ninja isn't here, but I'd like to bring up Team Sodomy to accept the award since they both live in Las Vegas.

623
00:49:13,430 --> 00:49:16,710
And probably could see each other tomorrow.

624
00:49:17,230 --> 00:49:20,530
So I'll hand it over to Team Sodomy.

625
00:49:26,220 --> 00:49:27,180
Hi.

626
00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:31,660
I'd like to thank the rest of Team Sodomy who couldn't make it today.

627
00:49:31,820 --> 00:49:33,200
They were a little sore.

628
00:49:35,980 --> 00:49:43,320
Now Tommy might have said that we were the favorite, but when we showed up in our rented Cadillac, it wasn't the favorite.

629
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:49,400
There was a lot of talk of, you can't do that, but we did and we lost.

630
00:49:49,540 --> 00:49:50,740
So it goes.

631
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:55,160
But I want to say though, if it happens again next year, there's been some talk that it might not make it.

632
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,300
It's a lot of fun.

633
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:57,440
It's really easy.

634
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,600
Whatever car you got, get in it.

635
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,500
Get MapQuest and get rolling.

636
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,280
And that's it.

637
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,740
Thanks to Tommy and thanks to DEF CON for letting us do this.

638
00:50:15,990 --> 00:50:20,670
Alright, so next contest is the lockpick contest.

639
00:50:21,090 --> 00:50:23,150
How many people competed in that?

640
00:50:23,810 --> 00:50:26,170
That was really boring this year.

641
00:50:27,470 --> 00:50:29,410
They upgraded all the locks.

642
00:50:29,410 --> 00:50:30,990
There wasn't much action there.

643
00:50:30,990 --> 00:50:32,590
It was like being married again.

644
00:50:34,450 --> 00:50:35,790
Did I say that?

645
00:50:36,350 --> 00:50:37,750
Alright, so here's Kai Goth.

646
00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:38,870
He's the organizer.

647
00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:42,750
I'm going to let him talk about it and pull up the winning individual.

648
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:52,720
Real quick, I just want to thank DT and the rest of the goon staff and everybody else for letting us do this here.

649
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:54,140
This is our third year.

650
00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:56,600
I do want to kind of apologize.

651
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,380
Like Russ said, it was a little slow this year.

652
00:50:59,740 --> 00:51:06,200
If anybody's watched the first couple years, we had winners cracking these locks in 2-6 seconds.

653
00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:17,400
In order to get from the first to the second round, normally you had to pick a lock in 12-10 seconds or less, which is pretty phenomenal what a lot of these guys are doing.

654
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:23,300
This year, I decided, well, you know, I was sick of buying brand new locks every year, so I got a sponsor.

655
00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:26,580
So thank you for IVU and LockPicking101.com.

656
00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:31,300
If anybody is interested, check out LockPicking101.com for some great info.

657
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,860
They hooked us up with some awesome brand new locks that I can rekey every year.

658
00:51:36,860 --> 00:51:37,740
Very stable.

659
00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:40,940
I tried to level the playing field so that all the locks were fair.

660
00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:43,640
Same pinout all the way across the board.

661
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:48,300
Problem was, apparently, they were keyed a little bit too difficult.

662
00:51:49,260 --> 00:51:52,660
I'd like to say, have the three finalists come up.

663
00:51:52,660 --> 00:51:55,640
Langley, Gandalf, and Werelock.

664
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,020
They're the only three that picked any of the locks.

665
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,980
And that's pretty impressive.

666
00:52:08,980 --> 00:52:14,160
I think we had about 65 people in the very first round, so we had a lot of people going at this.

667
00:52:16,380 --> 00:52:20,440
So, Langley came in at third place.

668
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,520
This is all about, of course, this DEF CON is all bragging rights.

669
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,920
I've got some prizes I want to give out to everybody.

670
00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:27,600
Posters, t-shirts, and stuff.

671
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:33,020
I also want to thank University of Advancing Tech for giving out some prizes for us as well.

672
00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:39,940
But while I'm getting your guys a schwag, if anybody wants to talk anything, we had Langley come in in third place.

673
00:52:39,940 --> 00:52:42,320
Alright, give these guys a round of hands.

674
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:48,700
Second and third place battled out for about an hour, hour and a half afterwards to finish, to get through this.

675
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:56,700
And the average times to get to the finals were about three and a half minutes.

676
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:01,540
And then, of course, the first place winner, I don't know how he did it, but I'll let him talk to you.

677
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,940
Cracked it in 6.2 seconds in the very final round.

678
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:11,960
Thanks, Kai.

679
00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:15,700
These guys put up a great lock-picking contest every year.

680
00:53:15,700 --> 00:53:17,300
This is the third year, I think, right?

681
00:53:17,460 --> 00:53:19,960
Three years, had the opportunity to be here each time.

682
00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:22,360
Only time ever making it to the finals.

683
00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:26,340
Actually, I think we should give Kai and the guys that set it up another round of applause.

684
00:53:31,470 --> 00:53:34,410
Actually, I think it's great that they made it a little bit tougher.

685
00:53:34,410 --> 00:53:37,390
I mean, fewer people made it in, but it showed a little bit more skill.

686
00:53:38,070 --> 00:53:43,390
I don't know either how I got it in six seconds, but I just used a slim line and it was awesome.

687
00:53:43,390 --> 00:53:45,130
But actually, hats off to these guys.

688
00:53:45,130 --> 00:53:47,510
I think it was more like two or two and a half hours at these guys.

689
00:53:47,510 --> 00:53:49,290
It was like Ironman competition.

690
00:53:49,590 --> 00:53:54,370
And they went on and on and finally, Wehrlach cracked one.

691
00:53:54,370 --> 00:53:55,370
So, good job.

692
00:54:03,190 --> 00:54:09,370
In case nobody saw it, again, this is all bragging rights.

693
00:54:09,370 --> 00:54:13,150
We had Banner made up for this year, and I want to give it to Gandalf.

694
00:54:13,170 --> 00:54:19,090
For hanging up in his office, hopefully, so his boss is happy with his work here this weekend.

695
00:54:20,050 --> 00:54:22,330
My boss was in third place.

696
00:54:24,930 --> 00:54:26,810
He said I was fired.

697
00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:28,650
I'm

698
00:54:47,010 --> 00:54:50,790
going to have Grifter unleash some more shirts we found in the audience.

699
00:54:51,130 --> 00:54:55,490
So, everybody who's got the shirts, unleash the hounds.

700
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,610
We just found another box of more stuff.

701
00:55:12,430 --> 00:55:20,230
Ted actually donated a bunch of the LP Con shirts, so they're going to toss those around as well.

702
00:55:21,170 --> 00:55:24,450
So, let's call up Grifter for the scavenger hunt.

703
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:38,420
I wanted to start off by saying that up there on the slide is bullshit.

704
00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:41,180
If it was just me doing this, it wouldn't get done.

705
00:55:41,220 --> 00:55:43,840
So, can we get a round of applause for DC-801?

706
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:56,640
I figured I'd share a few of the things that we had go on this year.

707
00:55:56,680 --> 00:56:06,680
We made the teams rap battle each other, and the best rap got the highest amount of points and then slowly declined from there.

708
00:56:06,940 --> 00:56:16,960
We had creative use of a slinky, and one team used it to create another item on the list, which was salami nunchucks.

709
00:56:17,820 --> 00:56:20,920
So, that's what bound their salami together.

710
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:28,200
The other was DC-702 bent theirs up and picked a lock with it.

711
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:41,540
Every year we ask for a live chicken, and for four years we've never gotten one.

712
00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:44,540
Say hi to a live chicken.

713
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,420
They want you to have it.

714
00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:55,120
I already had two little baby chicks living in my room last night.

715
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,460
It won't be on the list next year.

716
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:06,100
Another one of the items was get DT to slap you hard, which turned out pretty well.

717
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:16,740
We had also argue about whether or not the Bellagio fountains are being powered by mermaids, like very loudly.

718
00:57:16,740 --> 00:57:19,700
So, during the fountain show, the teams were out there screaming at each other.

719
00:57:21,460 --> 00:57:25,180
And I quote, fuck that shit, that's a mermaid.

720
00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:38,560
We had them duct tape a team member to a tree for a half an hour.

721
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,940
Now, this is where we kind of got owned.

722
00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:48,040
We put down make a wetsuit out of mouse pads, and then jump into the pool.

723
00:57:48,060 --> 00:57:51,240
You get 100 bonus points if all of your clothes stay dry.

724
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:57,500
So, the teams made a wetsuit out of mouse pads, took off their clothes, set them next to the pool, and then jumped in.

725
00:58:05,540 --> 00:58:13,260
I'd also like to apologize to any speakers and attendees who heard people run screaming from the room, a dingo ate my baby.

726
00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:17,840
Or, I'm covered in bees, and then slapped themselves running.

727
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:28,220
Another favorite of ours was get belligerent with tourists outside the Paris, while wearing a beret.

728
00:58:28,220 --> 00:58:34,320
And as soon as the tourists start to pay attention, surrender.

729
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:52,780
Also, one of the Hunt staff's favorite was we had them make a suit of armor out of aluminum cans.

730
00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:56,420
I'm going to start bringing up the teams.

731
00:58:56,420 --> 00:59:00,820
The third place team was Team Quiggle, if they're here.

732
00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:02,720
Anyone?

733
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,700
Team Quiggle?

734
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,480
Come on, guys.

735
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:06,880
There they are.

736
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,760
Now, we already know who won.

737
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:16,980
These guys know who won because it ended at noon and they were there battling it out to the bitter end.

738
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:25,660
And, I'll wait until I say this, but the second place team is DC702, so if you guys are here...

739
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:39,180
You'll notice some of their prizes are two big salt licks, because that was one of the items and we didn't want it.

740
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,780
So, I guess each team gets a chicken.

741
00:59:47,770 --> 00:59:53,490
And the winner of the scavenger hunt for this year is Timmy Needs a Liver.

742
00:59:53,970 --> 00:59:55,890
So, Timmy Needs a Liver.

743
01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:09,470
So, these guys went nuts.

744
01:00:09,470 --> 01:00:10,890
They worked really hard.

745
01:00:10,890 --> 01:00:12,730
All of the teams worked really hard.

746
01:00:12,930 --> 01:00:14,990
So, it was a blast.

747
01:00:14,990 --> 01:00:16,170
The Hunt staff had fun.

748
01:00:16,170 --> 01:00:17,810
We hope these guys had fun.

749
01:00:18,310 --> 01:00:29,810
Also, I want to say thank you to these guys because, I don't know if you noticed, but the vendor area didn't have Miko in there, like Uncle Ira's giant table's worth of huge...

750
01:00:30,410 --> 01:00:32,070
What is that stuff?

751
01:00:32,490 --> 01:00:33,230
Crap.

752
01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:34,190
Okay, there you go.

753
01:00:34,590 --> 01:00:42,250
And usually he donates a grip of stuff for us, but we got stuff from every single vendor in the vendor area.

754
01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:45,250
We don't go out and take sponsors outside of DEF CON.

755
01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:46,450
We keep it gangsta.

756
01:00:48,070 --> 01:00:56,610
Timmy Needs a Liver, because there weren't tons of prizes and they were getting the black badges, they decided to waive any of the swag stuff, take the black badges.

757
01:00:56,770 --> 01:01:00,110
And since they had such a good competition with the other teams, they said give it to them.

758
01:01:00,110 --> 01:01:02,250
So, round of applause for Timmy Needs a Liver.

759
01:01:11,620 --> 01:01:16,080
Alright, we had a lot of fun this year and I just want to say thank you to a couple of groups and people that helped us out.

760
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:27,680
First off, DC707, DC530, DC503, DC410, Neg9 Security, and then personal people that have given us a lot of hands.

761
01:01:28,020 --> 01:01:39,520
Londo, Ecstasy, Maximus, HiWizard, Stitch, Kelvin, and of course the people who run the competition, A, Grifter, and a bunch of other people whose names have escaped me at this point.

762
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,880
And then of course I'd like to thank DT for putting on DEF CON every year, because it's a blast.

763
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:43,600
Thank you.

764
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:09,840
I forgot one thing.

765
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:13,380
On behalf of DC801, Wynn Schwartau's daughter is hot.

766
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,020
Alright, Nolty Bubble.

767
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:30,960
Alright man.

768
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,320
Hacker Jeopardy.

769
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:43,240
Nolton's also primarily responsible for the forums at DEF CON, so give him a little round of applause for making that work.

770
01:02:50,630 --> 01:02:55,930
So this year Hacker Jeopardy was in it's 11th year, and I'm sure most of you have seen it before.

771
01:02:55,930 --> 01:02:57,570
And actually, who caught it this year?

772
01:02:57,570 --> 01:02:59,430
It was on Friday and Saturday night.

773
01:03:00,130 --> 01:03:01,770
Alright, not bad.

774
01:03:02,110 --> 01:03:06,210
Well it went pretty well, and there were four rounds as usual.

775
01:03:06,210 --> 01:03:09,350
The final round with the winners from the first three rounds.

776
01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:12,550
Yes, three people vomited.

777
01:03:13,470 --> 01:03:17,370
I think that's a record, so round of applause for that.

778
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,680
Is Bobcat in the audience?

779
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:27,520
No.

780
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,420
Is anyone else from his team here?

781
01:03:34,050 --> 01:03:35,990
Alright, that works.

782
01:03:37,050 --> 01:03:39,570
Team Nymphs, they won.

783
01:03:39,570 --> 01:03:41,230
So come on stage.

784
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,720
We mostly won by drinking more than everyone else.

785
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:57,060
We drank a total of 38 beers in our two rounds.

786
01:03:57,900 --> 01:03:59,780
And it was Corona.

787
01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:04,500
I'd like to thank the Rs, one of which vomited.

788
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:07,520
I'd like to thank Team 303, Dr.

789
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:08,720
Faustus vomited.

790
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,420
Well done.

791
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:17,240
I'd like to thank IPV6, none of them vomited.

792
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:22,240
But they had to compete in Final Jeopardy after winning their round the same night.

793
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:23,760
So, good effort.

794
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:27,780
Also, what was that team name?

795
01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:30,140
The Drunk Guys by the Pool.

796
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,560
Deliberately vomited.

797
01:04:33,460 --> 01:04:35,520
So they could drink more.

798
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:39,900
It turned out to be a bad strategy.

799
01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:44,940
Because they were also Googling for the Final Jeopardy question on a Blackberry.

800
01:04:45,380 --> 01:04:48,200
I grabbed it and threw it in the vomit.

801
01:04:52,690 --> 01:04:54,830
It does not work anymore.

802
01:04:55,510 --> 01:04:59,050
Fortunately, they have an employee from RIM on their team.

803
01:04:59,050 --> 01:05:00,690
I think they can get another one.

804
01:05:00,690 --> 01:05:11,010
I'd like to thank GMark and Win, NullTone, all the goons who made everything run so smooth, Beer Banshee and Vinyl Banner.

805
01:05:11,010 --> 01:05:13,070
Thank you all very much.

806
01:05:21,230 --> 01:05:28,650
So, everybody on the winning team is going to get the uber-cool DEF CON leather jacket.

807
01:05:32,740 --> 01:05:35,680
Exactly, he's already bitching about it.

808
01:05:36,380 --> 01:05:38,740
I already have two of them.

809
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:40,960
E-bay!

810
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:46,620
They'll get the black badges as well as the last edition of Pratt.

811
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:48,980
Thank you.

812
01:06:02,430 --> 01:06:05,910
The official badging, it's the most moving part of the ceremony.

813
01:06:05,910 --> 01:06:08,210
Thank you.

814
01:06:25,990 --> 01:06:27,510
Alright, more shirts?

815
01:06:27,630 --> 01:06:28,110
Anyone?

816
01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:28,770
Anyone?

817
01:06:38,950 --> 01:06:42,130
You treat them like a frisbee, I can hit them in the pool.

818
01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:49,980
Wait, sis.

819
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:51,880
No, you don't.

820
01:06:53,860 --> 01:06:59,200
Alright, normally we have Chris Hurley come up and talk about the war drive.

821
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:03,920
He screwed me and says he has laryngitis and can't talk.

822
01:07:04,180 --> 01:07:09,200
So, I'm going to try and talk you through these contests, the winners and the prizes.

823
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:13,620
If I say anything stupid, just laugh and act like I meant to say that.

824
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,020
It'll be just like Hacker Jeopardy.

825
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:19,260
Alright, so...

826
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:24,360
The main drive, apparently we had, what, four, five teams that started?

827
01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:26,680
He's signing me.

828
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:30,200
Okay, we had three teams start the main drive.

829
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:33,620
And last I heard, none of them had showed back up.

830
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:43,700
If you see them laying in the desert, hanging on with their fingernails to a yogi, please call for help.

831
01:07:44,340 --> 01:07:49,960
Alright, and this year we've got some mini-games.

832
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:55,180
And my understanding is that they were trying to do this in phases or rounds, is that correct?

833
01:07:55,220 --> 01:07:59,460
Alright, so the first one of these rounds was called King of the Hill.

834
01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:00,520
You going to try it?

835
01:08:00,860 --> 01:08:03,860
No, no, you're just here to make sure I translate right.

836
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:07,140
Okay.

837
01:08:08,340 --> 01:08:09,240
Okay, alright.

838
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:13,020
So, as you went through each round, you got points.

839
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,220
It says you beat each challenge.

840
01:08:15,220 --> 01:08:20,280
And when you got to the end, all the points came together, right?

841
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:24,200
All the points for all the rounds added up for a total.

842
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:26,760
We ended up with two teams on these.

843
01:08:29,460 --> 01:08:31,980
Alright, we started out with eight.

844
01:08:31,980 --> 01:08:38,720
And from what I heard, two teams dominated and everyone else dropped out because their panties got wadded up.

845
01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:40,160
Alright?

846
01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:43,300
No offense to those of you with the wadded panties.

847
01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:47,920
Alright, so, the first contest was King of the Hill.

848
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:59,460
My understanding of this is they had to hack a wireless network, alright, and then hack the server behind it and maintain control of that server.

849
01:08:59,780 --> 01:09:00,900
Alright.

850
01:09:01,580 --> 01:09:05,500
It's hard to hear him when he's trying to explain this and he can't talk.

851
01:09:05,820 --> 01:09:06,660
Alright.

852
01:09:07,340 --> 01:09:08,620
Let's find out.

853
01:09:08,620 --> 01:09:10,420
I have all my notes here.

854
01:09:10,420 --> 01:09:19,080
So, we had a team that consisted of Beetle, RenderMan, Deviant, and Pantera.

855
01:09:19,340 --> 01:09:26,600
They did not have a name, so I guess that's something like in the Wi-Fi world of a default SSID, which is what I've started calling them.

856
01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:28,320
Alright.

857
01:09:28,700 --> 01:09:39,040
Now, they ended up winning the King of the Hill contest and the interesting part of this was that Beetle was actually speaking at DEF CON for two and a half hours of that.

858
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:42,280
Came in in the last thirty minutes and kicked everyone's ass.

859
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:51,540
Okay, so, they got a thousand points for that.

860
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:54,860
The second level was TAG, is that correct?

861
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:56,440
You're guessing, aren't you?

862
01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:57,660
I don't know either.

863
01:09:57,780 --> 01:09:58,600
Alright.

864
01:09:58,780 --> 01:10:01,720
We had a team called Preset Kill Limit.

865
01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:02,760
Are they here?

866
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:04,320
Alright.

867
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,220
Bilbo and Hacksaw.

868
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:10,420
And TAG was similar to that, right?

869
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:14,480
Okay, yeah.

870
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:17,540
So they had to tag the box that they hacked, basically.

871
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:22,380
Hack a wireless network, hack the server behind it, place the tag file.

872
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:24,880
They got a thousand points for that.

873
01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:29,620
There was Lady in the Tramp.

874
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:33,140
Lady in the Tramp was hack a wireless network.

875
01:10:33,260 --> 01:10:35,700
There were two targets behind the wireless network this time.

876
01:10:35,700 --> 01:10:39,140
One was very easy, which you got 300 points for, right?

877
01:10:39,140 --> 01:10:43,540
And then there was the harder Tramp or, yeah, Tramp box.

878
01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:48,440
The Lady was easy, I'm sorry, Tramp was easy, Lady's hard.

879
01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:50,280
He lied, he's talking.

880
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:51,320
Alright.

881
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,080
Yeah.

882
01:10:54,700 --> 01:10:58,560
Preset Kill Limit actually won that again with a thousand points.

883
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:00,480
They won with five minutes to spare.

884
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:02,020
There was actually a path of attack.

885
01:11:02,020 --> 01:11:08,120
They had to go through the wireless network, through the Tramp, to get to the Lady.

886
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:08,860
Alright.

887
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:12,920
I don't know who makes this shit up, I just talk about it.

888
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:14,600
Alright.

889
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,120
Chris does.

890
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:19,580
Chris has kids.

891
01:11:21,740 --> 01:11:22,500
Alright.

892
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:31,180
The last one was a Lockpick crossover, where Kai Goth from Lockpick was supposed to help out on this.

893
01:11:32,220 --> 01:11:38,380
The Lockpick box was actually hidden at Amerisuites with an access point hidden inside.

894
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:45,720
The object was to find the wireless access point by honing in on the SSID and then proceed to pick the box.

895
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:46,340
Alright.

896
01:11:46,340 --> 01:11:51,200
You get 300 points for finding the box, and then another 700 for picking it.

897
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:55,660
RenderMan's team did find the box, but never managed to get into the box.

898
01:11:58,100 --> 01:11:58,660
RenderMan's...

899
01:11:58,660 --> 01:11:59,640
Oh.

900
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:02,800
They never actually managed to get into the box.

901
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,240
Alright.

902
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:08,460
They took a backdoor vulnerability.

903
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:11,200
They got 300 points for finding it.

904
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:15,700
The other team, as I understand, never found the box, or chose not to compete in that one.

905
01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:16,480
Alright.

906
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:19,560
They instead decided to go for Running Man.

907
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:20,600
Is that correct?

908
01:12:21,140 --> 01:12:22,800
That was something different.

909
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:23,460
Okay.

910
01:12:23,460 --> 01:12:25,800
So, Running Man, we had two UAT...

911
01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:31,040
Okay.

912
01:12:33,940 --> 01:12:35,780
So, they had their choice of those two.

913
01:12:35,780 --> 01:12:36,420
Right?

914
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:37,380
Okay.

915
01:12:37,700 --> 01:12:39,480
So, that's how that turned out.

916
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:41,680
Then we had the Running Man.

917
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:50,340
And we actually had two attendees walking around with backpacks with Zorus, with Apache, with Wi-Fi cards in them.

918
01:12:50,340 --> 01:12:54,200
And they had to track down the signal and actually find the Running Man.

919
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:54,840
Right?

920
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:55,380
Alright.

921
01:12:55,820 --> 01:12:59,380
PresetKillLimit also won that for 300 points.

922
01:12:59,740 --> 01:13:01,100
Is that correct?

923
01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:01,980
That is correct.

924
01:13:01,980 --> 01:13:02,880
Alright.

925
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:06,140
And that leads us to the Last Crusade.

926
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:09,220
How long did it take you guys to find it?

927
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:14,800
46 minutes to find the Running Man.

928
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:22,480
Yeah, I actually had a conversation with him and he was sitting down to take a break when you guys found him.

929
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:22,760
Right?

930
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:23,680
Was he sitting down?

931
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:24,920
He was stopped moving.

932
01:13:25,380 --> 01:13:25,800
Okay?

933
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,440
So, that's more of a resting man.

934
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:33,980
We're going to ping on him later.

935
01:13:33,980 --> 01:13:36,360
Black Beetle is going to kick the shit out of him too.

936
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:37,820
Alright.

937
01:13:37,940 --> 01:13:40,760
So, and then that leads us to the Last Crusade.

938
01:13:42,660 --> 01:13:45,000
This was the final round.

939
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,200
I do not remember what the Last Crusade was.

940
01:13:47,860 --> 01:13:51,700
Basically the way it worked, and bear with me on my voice.

941
01:13:51,700 --> 01:13:58,420
Basically the way it worked was there were five different wireless networks set up with web servers behind them.

942
01:13:58,420 --> 01:14:02,760
They had different varying levels of security enabled on the networks.

943
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:08,940
Starting off with basically a default SSID, I mean a default access point out of the box.

944
01:14:08,940 --> 01:14:14,220
Then going on to MAC address filtering up through web and finally ending up with WPA.

945
01:14:14,340 --> 01:14:17,120
And they had to compromise the boxes in order.

946
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:24,640
And the web server that was behind them would basically give them a clue on what the security mechanisms enabled on the next level were.

947
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:25,940
And they had to do that.

948
01:14:25,940 --> 01:14:31,380
And they got 100 points for the first one, which were basically 100 gimme points.

949
01:14:31,380 --> 01:14:36,760
Then they got 200 points for the next two stages each.

950
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:41,780
And then 300 for stage four and 300 for stage five to total 1,000 points.

951
01:14:41,780 --> 01:14:50,380
The interesting thing about this one was that one of the teams was up by 700 points coming into this final round.

952
01:14:50,380 --> 01:14:56,160
And they chose to do the running man so that they could get exactly 1,000 point lead.

953
01:14:56,160 --> 01:15:02,060
Which would then require the other team to do all five stages in order to tie them.

954
01:15:02,060 --> 01:15:06,640
Basically they took the easy game to guarantee themselves a share of the victory.

955
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:08,580
It was a pretty cool strategy that they used.

956
01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:18,760
Alright, so as I understand it, we have prizes for nearly every one of these.

957
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:23,160
RenderMan's team actually picked the lock on the LockPickCon box.

958
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,040
We'd have prizes there.

959
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:30,440
And for the war driving contest, since everyone disappeared or vanished...

960
01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:32,760
But you cheated, so it doesn't count.

961
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:33,400
Yes, you did.

962
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:34,060
Jesus.

963
01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:37,000
Don't pretend you had to drive.

964
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,000
Well , nobody...

965
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:45,080
RenderMan decides that basically the point all you had to do was be the first person to collect 1,000 access points.

966
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:51,000
RenderMan walks over in the contest area and says, Oh shit, Beatles speak and I don't have a car and we got nowhere to do anything.

967
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,700
I'm like, alright, it's not my problem.

968
01:15:52,700 --> 01:15:55,320
You can walk around and get 1,000 access points pretty quick.

969
01:15:55,340 --> 01:16:02,400
So they decided to go ahead and just throw fake AP up and get 1,000 access points in about 25 seconds.

970
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,680
I disqualified his ass.

971
01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:17,560
Alright, so for King of the Hill, which went to RenderMan's team, we have four Sineo cards.

972
01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:19,320
Alright, come on up guys.

973
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:22,640
RenderMan, Beatle, Deviant, and Banterra.

974
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:24,040
That is correct.

975
01:16:28,900 --> 01:16:35,520
Alright, so we have four Sineo cards, four WarDrive books, and four WarDrive coins.

976
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:36,240
Correct?

977
01:16:36,420 --> 01:16:37,480
That is correct.

978
01:16:45,650 --> 01:16:48,290
Since you didn't win, I guess you get the books.

979
01:16:49,190 --> 01:16:51,810
How many of these things have I got now?

980
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,620
Somebody offer me something good for this afterwards.

981
01:16:58,220 --> 01:17:01,940
Since nobody buys my book anymore, I just give them away.

982
01:17:08,170 --> 01:17:08,970
Absolutely.

983
01:17:10,290 --> 01:17:12,430
That's how I got in this situation anyway.

984
01:17:12,430 --> 01:17:13,250
Alright, that's it.

985
01:17:13,250 --> 01:17:14,170
Thanks guys.

986
01:17:24,570 --> 01:17:30,890
Alright, for the Lady in the Tramp, can we please get preset kill limit up here?

987
01:17:32,150 --> 01:17:34,370
And you guys just might as well stay up here.

988
01:17:34,370 --> 01:17:37,030
Oh, gotcha.

989
01:17:39,970 --> 01:17:47,750
Alright, they are getting a signed copy of InfoSec Career Hacking and two USB drives for this piece.

990
01:17:48,990 --> 01:17:50,930
Just go ahead and give them all their stuff.

991
01:17:51,190 --> 01:17:52,110
Give them all their stuff.

992
01:17:52,110 --> 01:17:53,430
You guys stay up here.

993
01:17:53,430 --> 01:18:05,630
Alright, and then for... they won the Running Man as well, so they get two Cyber Exploit CDs and two WarDriving coins.

994
01:18:05,790 --> 01:18:10,550
Alright, and then for the Last Crusade, they also won, they have an access point plus...

995
01:18:11,330 --> 01:18:13,010
They didn't win Last Crusade.

996
01:18:13,010 --> 01:18:15,530
Oh, they did not win Last Crusade.

997
01:18:16,090 --> 01:18:17,590
Alright, I don't have those notes.

998
01:18:17,650 --> 01:18:18,610
RenderMan's team got that?

999
01:18:18,670 --> 01:18:19,970
RenderMan's team got that.

1000
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:43,800
Chris, who gets this one?

1001
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:44,640
These guys.

1002
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:49,060
Alright, and then... that's great guys.

1003
01:18:49,060 --> 01:18:50,280
And if...

1004
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:52,920
Just leave them up here because they were the overall winners.

1005
01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:54,420
And they get all this.

1006
01:18:54,580 --> 01:18:58,720
Okay, so as the overall winners, they get what?

1007
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,420
A shit load of stuff.

1008
01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:07,460
Well, basically they get the cool prizes, which are the DEFCON leather jacket and the black badges.

1009
01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:15,700
They also have a laser sighted antenna that WarDrivingWorld.com was selling over in the vendor area.

1010
01:19:15,700 --> 01:19:17,200
That was very cool of them to donate.

1011
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:20,360
I don't know if anybody got a chance to see it, but it's very cool.

1012
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:25,840
And then a whole bunch of other junk that's in the box.

1013
01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:46,810
Oh yeah, and they got a wireless firewall from WatchGuard that's very cool as well.

1014
01:19:46,850 --> 01:19:48,670
So, enjoy gents.

1015
01:19:48,670 --> 01:19:49,750
Great job.

1016
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,000
Alright, CTF.

1017
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:57,620
That's it.

1018
01:19:57,620 --> 01:20:00,740
Alright, last one is CTF, so if I can get those guys up here.

1019
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:10,820
Is that everyone from Kenshoto?

1020
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:13,360
Alright, here they come.

1021
01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:26,580
So we're going to introduce the people who put on the new Capture the Flag, and then they're going to give us a blow-by-blow and tell us who won.

1022
01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:31,820
So with that, we're going to pass off the microphone to Kenshoto.

1023
01:20:47,710 --> 01:20:49,130
Very arrogant.

1024
01:20:51,430 --> 01:20:54,050
Alright, so this is Kenshoto.

1025
01:20:54,050 --> 01:20:58,990
First of all, we have to say, the ghetto hackers, you've got to give them mad props.

1026
01:20:58,990 --> 01:21:00,890
They're really big shoes to fill.

1027
01:21:00,890 --> 01:21:10,510
They really took CTF to a really high level that was really tough for us to match, particularly given only three months.

1028
01:21:10,510 --> 01:21:12,910
So let's give those guys a huge round of applause.

1029
01:21:21,300 --> 01:21:23,880
Alright, so we're going to try to make this short.

1030
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:31,280
We've got our own private In-N-Out eating contest that we've got to get to, so we should have one of those next year.

1031
01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:32,940
Just don't invite Nick Farr.

1032
01:21:32,940 --> 01:21:37,740
For those of you who missed it, last year Nick Farr ate a 30-patty In-N-Out burger.

1033
01:21:38,620 --> 01:21:41,120
And the receipt was like, you know, Animal Burger.

1034
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:44,720
Patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty.

1035
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:54,500
Well, this year he thought he could best himself, and he was raising money for the Hacker Foundation, so he consumed a 35-patty burger and raised $600 for the Hacker Foundation.

1036
01:22:01,940 --> 01:22:07,960
So first of all, we had a qualifying round where we put up a server and had people hack it.

1037
01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:16,720
There were 130 sign-ups, 80 people showed up to play, and only 15 did well enough where we would even consider having them sit at the table.

1038
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:20,460
So the people who were in the room this weekend, they were Uber.

1039
01:22:20,460 --> 01:22:22,940
You've got to give them all mad props, okay?

1040
01:22:29,830 --> 01:22:33,770
So we started out with a little social engineering.

1041
01:22:33,770 --> 01:22:42,090
We pretty much seeded the rumor that we were going to be running servers for people, which we did, but we told everybody that it was going to be Mac OS X.

1042
01:22:42,150 --> 01:22:46,750
We didn't really tell them that, but we made them believe it, and it was the rumor.

1043
01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:48,610
But actually it was FreeBSD.

1044
01:22:48,610 --> 01:22:52,190
We had people who claimed to have OS X zero days.

1045
01:22:52,190 --> 01:22:55,810
You can sell them to a couple of people around here.

1046
01:22:57,650 --> 01:23:00,670
So let's see, but really we used FreeBSD.

1047
01:23:00,670 --> 01:23:09,450
The game was similar to what it had been in the past couple of years, but with a bigger focus on reverse engineering and exploit development.

1048
01:23:09,850 --> 01:23:12,130
Couldn't have a firewall up in this game.

1049
01:23:12,130 --> 01:23:16,890
It was architected so that you could run an IDS but nothing active.

1050
01:23:16,890 --> 01:23:19,250
You could see traffic, you couldn't kill it.

1051
01:23:19,250 --> 01:23:22,110
So it was a different game.

1052
01:23:22,170 --> 01:23:28,870
One of the biggest differences was that in addition to having teams compete, we also had individual entrants.

1053
01:23:29,990 --> 01:23:38,030
So the teams had to attack other people's servers and defend their own server.

1054
01:23:38,030 --> 01:23:45,890
The individuals just had to attack, and they all had to find the security problems and all the code that we had put there, some of it incredibly evil.

1055
01:23:46,550 --> 01:23:52,490
So before we announce the winners, we want to thank first and foremost our Gophers.

1056
01:23:52,490 --> 01:23:55,270
They were the people running around in the orange shirts.

1057
01:23:55,270 --> 01:23:57,750
We wouldn't have been able to do this without those guys.

1058
01:23:57,750 --> 01:23:58,830
Thanks a lot.

1059
01:24:03,330 --> 01:24:05,570
Stand up guys, stand up.

1060
01:24:06,970 --> 01:24:11,870
Those orange shirts smell after three days, let me tell you.

1061
01:24:12,110 --> 01:24:14,990
That's why they're nowhere near us right now.

1062
01:24:14,990 --> 01:24:26,230
So we also want to thank the DEF CON staff, particularly Zach, VT, and everybody else like Major and Agent X who helped us out.

1063
01:24:26,230 --> 01:24:32,910
And with that, we're going to post the final results on our webpage tonight.

1064
01:24:32,950 --> 01:24:36,090
But we're going to go over the top three.

1065
01:24:36,090 --> 01:24:40,270
Number three was the top individual.

1066
01:24:40,270 --> 01:24:45,370
So we didn't score them separately, they all lumped together.

1067
01:24:45,690 --> 01:24:48,550
The individuals were competing against the teams.

1068
01:24:48,550 --> 01:24:54,330
And so this individual, he beat five of the teams all by himself.

1069
01:24:54,330 --> 01:24:57,510
He was really good at all the little things.

1070
01:24:57,510 --> 01:25:04,170
So when a team would fuck up, he was there to figure it out and take advantage of it.

1071
01:25:04,170 --> 01:25:06,630
He was doing a phenomenal job.

1072
01:25:06,630 --> 01:25:11,670
So third place and first overall for individuals goes to Atlas.

1073
01:25:11,670 --> 01:25:12,970
Come on up.

1074
01:25:28,140 --> 01:25:30,040
Atlas is drinking his tab.

1075
01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:31,680
He's got to be loving that.

1076
01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:34,300
It's the best diet beverage ever.

1077
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:49,480
So what Atlas wins is the coveted black badge, DEF CON leather jacket, and a bound issue of the final frack.

1078
01:25:49,480 --> 01:25:54,780
So Atlas, could you give us a couple words about what your strategy was?

1079
01:25:58,620 --> 01:26:01,880
Win and not fuck up anybody else so much that they killed me.

1080
01:26:09,630 --> 01:26:13,670
The amazing thing was he had to carry this tab can around the whole time.

1081
01:26:13,670 --> 01:26:16,590
It got stolen from him by another team.

1082
01:26:16,670 --> 01:26:19,970
And he still somehow managed to come in first place.

1083
01:26:19,970 --> 01:26:21,590
He got it back eventually.

1084
01:26:21,590 --> 01:26:26,770
But congratulations to Atlas and there's his black badge.

1085
01:26:34,330 --> 01:26:39,150
So Atlas had 479 points in third place.

1086
01:26:39,150 --> 01:26:43,130
It was a battle royale between the top two.

1087
01:26:43,130 --> 01:26:46,450
Those teams were apart by only 19 points.

1088
01:26:46,450 --> 01:26:49,410
They both deserve ridiculous amounts of respect.

1089
01:26:49,410 --> 01:26:54,010
They worked all through the night coming up with exploits both nights.

1090
01:26:54,010 --> 01:26:57,470
And that gave them a big advantage over everybody else.

1091
01:26:57,530 --> 01:27:00,790
They both had their best kung fu action grip.

1092
01:27:00,790 --> 01:27:10,730
But ultimately the difference maker, one team was a little better on offense finding stuff and breaking it.

1093
01:27:10,730 --> 01:27:15,070
The other was a little better on defense keeping their own services up.

1094
01:27:15,350 --> 01:27:25,210
And this year after they traded places a lot during the last day, it turns out that offense won the day.

1095
01:27:25,210 --> 01:27:36,410
So the second place team who we should give a big round of applause to with 595 points was School of Root.

1096
01:27:39,410 --> 01:27:49,030
Which means that Shellfish wins Capture the Flag with 614 points.

1097
01:27:51,830 --> 01:27:53,470
Come on.

1098
01:28:01,220 --> 01:28:03,820
They're going to get the same prizes as Atlas.

1099
01:28:03,820 --> 01:28:07,660
They get 8 badges, 8 books, 8 jackets.

1100
01:28:07,660 --> 01:28:12,640
They also get to take the War Games banner home with them but they got to cut it down themselves.

1101
01:28:13,340 --> 01:28:15,360
So let's get a speech.

1102
01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:21,080
No speech, just these are the best hackers in the universe.

1103
01:28:21,240 --> 01:28:24,260
We're all from Santa Barbara, California.

1104
01:28:24,260 --> 01:28:27,260
UCSB, California rocks.

1105
01:28:27,340 --> 01:28:29,520
West Coast wins again.

1106
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:35,560
Alright, we'll see you next year for Capture the Flag.

1107
01:28:35,780 --> 01:28:38,960
We'll be doing it again next year.

1108
01:28:38,960 --> 01:28:41,240
We encourage everybody to sign up.

1109
01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:43,760
We'll announce to the DEF CON list.

1110
01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:45,860
But really congratulations to Shellfish.

1111
01:28:45,860 --> 01:28:48,680
They did a tremendous fucking job.

1112
01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:03,760
Alright, that's it for contest.

1113
01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:05,960
Afterwards.

1114
01:29:09,980 --> 01:29:11,360
Tab explosion.

1115
01:29:12,540 --> 01:29:14,760
Okay, so that concludes the...

1116
01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:16,920
Oh, see this number's all wrong.

1117
01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:18,940
The EFF dunk tank donation.

1118
01:29:19,140 --> 01:29:21,560
We did the dunk tank for the second year running.

1119
01:29:21,620 --> 01:29:23,400
Raising money for the EFF.

1120
01:29:24,920 --> 01:29:27,300
And this year we added a little component to it.

1121
01:29:27,300 --> 01:29:30,480
You could also pay a little bit more and get an EFF membership.

1122
01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:32,940
So for that we had 41 new EFF members.

1123
01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:36,640
We had 33 unique individuals dunked.

1124
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:39,260
And that number, $3,300 is wrong.

1125
01:29:39,260 --> 01:29:41,680
I was just told it was $5,000.

1126
01:29:50,710 --> 01:29:55,270
So the way it works is DEF CON eats the cost of rental insurance and everything.

1127
01:29:55,270 --> 01:29:57,970
And it actually, it was actually a bit of a nightmare.

1128
01:29:57,970 --> 01:30:01,570
Because we informed our insurance company we had a dunk tank on the property.

1129
01:30:01,570 --> 01:30:03,190
They withdrew their insurance.

1130
01:30:03,190 --> 01:30:07,130
And we had to go find insurance like with two weeks to go before the show.

1131
01:30:07,130 --> 01:30:08,750
They just didn't want the risk.

1132
01:30:08,930 --> 01:30:11,570
So we ate that cost and we threw in another $500.

1133
01:30:11,570 --> 01:30:16,970
So it's an even $5,500 if we can have an EFF representative that might be around to take it.

1134
01:30:17,390 --> 01:30:18,670
Come on up guys.

1135
01:30:18,890 --> 01:30:20,210
Receive the denaro.

1136
01:30:20,350 --> 01:30:22,770
Maybe just say a little bit about the EFF for us please.

1137
01:30:28,910 --> 01:30:34,010
Well, a lot of you probably know EFF is an online civil liberties group.

1138
01:30:34,290 --> 01:30:36,090
We had a really great DEF CON.

1139
01:30:36,270 --> 01:30:38,590
Thanks so much to everyone who stopped by the booth.

1140
01:30:39,590 --> 01:30:42,910
DC702 who organized the summit pre-party.

1141
01:30:43,310 --> 01:30:48,530
And especially Frank and all the folks who organized the dunk tank.

1142
01:30:48,530 --> 01:30:52,290
It's absolutely awesome to see everyone support us so much.

1143
01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:05,280
I just want to say thank you to everyone who came by the dunk tank this week and helped contribute to the EFF.

1144
01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:06,520
It was a lot of fun.

1145
01:31:07,220 --> 01:31:09,320
We have a couple gifts for you.

1146
01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:16,680
First, we have a staff ball for everyone, all the staff members who were involved in getting the dunk tank up and running and working this week.

1147
01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:18,280
And here you go.

1148
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:28,200
And the second one is, I still need some dunkies to come and find this, but we also have another softball with all the dunkies' names that we want to give to you guys.

1149
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:30,860
Thanks a lot and we really appreciate all the work you do.

1150
01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:47,720
One last thing I'd like to do is, I'd like the guys and the gals who came out and helped me run the dunk tank this year, please stand up and take a round of applause.

1151
01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:55,060
Thank you very much.

1152
01:31:58,980 --> 01:32:00,860
Okay, I'm not sure what the next slide is.

1153
01:32:00,860 --> 01:32:01,600
We'll see.

1154
01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:02,260
Oh, yes.

1155
01:32:02,260 --> 01:32:09,400
Okay, so that pretty much wraps up this year, but I want to remind you that between now and next year, we want you guys to get involved.

1156
01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:11,180
And it's never too soon to get involved.

1157
01:32:11,180 --> 01:32:19,280
For example, Ken Shoto spent many months planning, but it took us several months just to find teams, people qualified who wanted to put on the contest.

1158
01:32:19,280 --> 01:32:26,240
So, if you want to start a contest, you want to do something cool, start planning early and let us know about five months before the show.

1159
01:32:26,240 --> 01:32:29,560
That gives everybody involved enough time to coordinate everything.

1160
01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:31,740
So, think ahead.

1161
01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:34,920
And here's some stuff to do until the next DEF CON.

1162
01:32:34,920 --> 01:32:38,040
DEF CON 14, there's going to be some pretty rocking changes.

1163
01:32:38,380 --> 01:32:41,000
It's going to be really exciting for you next year.

1164
01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:47,020
We're doing some really neat improvements in contest speaking areas.

1165
01:32:47,020 --> 01:32:50,780
We're going to have more sort of one-on-one learning sessions.

1166
01:32:50,780 --> 01:32:53,500
We're going to have really a lot of neat stuff going on.

1167
01:32:53,620 --> 01:32:56,780
I encourage you to participate on the forum.defcon.org.

1168
01:32:56,780 --> 01:33:05,480
We're always looking for better moderators, more moderators, people, subject matter experts to talk about and teach some of these kids that can't make it here about what's going on.

1169
01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:14,340
Not only are we going to be putting this year's DJ action and audio and video online, we're also going to try to solicit from you guys.

1170
01:33:14,340 --> 01:33:17,400
I really want to pump up our audio video archives.

1171
01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:21,120
We've got some hacker documentaries on there, but I know more are out there.

1172
01:33:21,280 --> 01:33:24,220
I just kind of have to hunt them down and get permission to put them online.

1173
01:33:24,220 --> 01:33:31,700
So, if you know anybody who's got a cool documentary or some video clips you want hosted, send them on in and we'll host them on our 10 megabit server.

1174
01:33:32,620 --> 01:33:40,800
So, send in some clips, write up something about Defcon, your stories, how you vomited on stage at Hacker Jeopardy, you know, blow by blow.

1175
01:33:41,220 --> 01:33:42,980
And just kind of spread the word.

1176
01:33:43,100 --> 01:33:44,160
We'd really appreciate that.

1177
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:52,320
And then finally, the public over at defconpics.org, they do a tremendous job of trying to be the memory repository for Defcon.

1178
01:33:52,440 --> 01:33:58,660
So, if you've got some pics you want to share them, send them on over to the public and he'll point off to your site.

1179
01:33:58,660 --> 01:34:02,500
And that's sort of our central go-to jumping off point for a lot of pictures.

1180
01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:06,940
So, with that said, I believe it's time for DT in the Pool.

1181
01:34:07,260 --> 01:34:11,300
I've come to expect this every year, and so this year I've taken off my socks.

1182
01:34:11,960 --> 01:34:16,380
I've taken off my socks and emptied all the electronics out of my pockets.

1183
01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:20,180
Actually, Jeff, this year I can assure you we're not going to throw you in the pool.

1184
01:34:20,180 --> 01:34:22,120
Oh, liquid nitrogen?

1185
01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:25,320
Gentlemen, ladies, come on down.

1186
01:34:25,320 --> 01:34:27,040
Zach, would you step up please?

1187
01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:29,080
Jeff, you can come on down here to the end.

1188
01:34:29,660 --> 01:34:31,400
You can stand over here on the stage.

1189
01:34:31,980 --> 01:34:32,560
Please, seriously.

1190
01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:33,980
Just down there, seriously?

1191
01:34:34,440 --> 01:34:35,580
With Zach.

1192
01:34:37,220 --> 01:34:38,500
Up on stage, Zach.

1193
01:34:40,380 --> 01:34:41,180
Goons, come on down.

1194
01:34:41,180 --> 01:34:42,200
I have all the goons up in front here.

1195
01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:43,320
Everybody, come on down.

1196
01:34:43,360 --> 01:34:44,880
Seriously, we've talked about this, folks.

1197
01:34:44,980 --> 01:34:49,160
We could not do this without Jeff and Zach.

1198
01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:50,480
Or DT and Zach.

1199
01:34:51,300 --> 01:34:56,820
We basically would like to salute you, the audience, and Jeff and Zach and everyone else.

1200
01:34:56,820 --> 01:34:59,400
The Goons of DEF CON salute you.

1201
01:35:14,810 --> 01:35:17,950
That was some very, very, very cold ice water.

1202
01:35:20,890 --> 01:35:24,150
These guys were panicking about us throwing them in the pool.

1203
01:35:24,530 --> 01:35:25,850
Several times, both of them...

1204
01:35:25,850 --> 01:35:26,650
You guys want to go in the pool?

1205
01:35:26,650 --> 01:35:28,210
That certainly was cold.

1206
01:35:29,030 --> 01:35:31,590
I said, don't worry, Jeff, we're not going to throw you in the pool.

1207
01:35:34,430 --> 01:35:35,570
Liquid nitrogen.

1208
01:35:38,150 --> 01:35:40,430
You remember Han Solo from Star Wars?

1209
01:35:42,110 --> 01:35:46,490
Okay, with that said, I think we're going to keep the network up for a while until we shut everything down.

1210
01:35:47,010 --> 01:35:48,850
All the goons are going to take off their shirts.

1211
01:35:48,850 --> 01:35:49,770
We're going to stop gooning.

1212
01:35:49,770 --> 01:35:50,710
We're just going to be like you.

1213
01:35:50,710 --> 01:35:53,890
We're going to cool out, go to the pool, drink some beers, and just...

1214
01:35:53,890 --> 01:35:56,730
Well, maybe take your shirts off.

1215
01:35:57,130 --> 01:35:58,770
Figuratively take their shirts off.

1216
01:36:00,170 --> 01:36:01,090
Start the music.

1217
01:36:01,090 --> 01:36:05,210
So with that, I'd like to thank you all for coming and close DEF CON 13.

1218
01:36:05,210 --> 01:36:05,550
Thank you.