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0	2060	Pretty soon we'll be using sound.
3020	6420	I had all these great intentions for this slide deck here,
6420	9600	but I got distracted with this whole Cisco ISS thing
9600	11700	and never had time to complete it.
11700	15900	So here's my elite agenda, as scribbled out at the last moment.
17520	20620	We're just going to acknowledge everybody that made this whole show possible,
20620	21320	move through them.
21320	24980	We're going to have the team members who are running the contests
24980	26660	introduce the winners.
26680	28260	Maybe the winners will give us a couple of words
28260	32260	on what their strategy was, any specific techniques they used to win.
33020	34740	We've got some giveaways here.
35120	37160	I don't know if you noticed, but the Zone H guys
37160	39620	have created a hacker cartoon or comic book.
39780	43800	And the second episode came out exclusively at DEF CON,
43800	45140	and now it's on their website.
45160	48360	And we've got about maybe 50 or 60 autographed CDs here
48360	51680	we're going to every once in a while throw out.
51780	53900	But I don't want to throw it so hard I'll take out your eyes,
53900	56240	so I'm only going to probably throw it kind of in the front here.
63020	66640	Okay, if you're willing to give me a verbal disclaimer of liability...
72100	75340	Okay, we're going to do a distributed attack here.
99250	100390	Do not despair.
100390	104030	We also have some limited edition Frack magazines
104950	106850	that we're going to be throwing out in a minute here.
106850	108990	So we're just waiting for them to get put together
108990	112210	and then we'll be tossing the Fracks out in between these different sessions.
113270	114110	Okay.
119920	121760	You've got to be on your toes.
124520	131380	Okay, so, first off, DEF CON 13 would not have been possible without all the speakers.
131740	136520	So, let's give a round of applause to the speakers, if you were.
148800	153220	We had record participation from speakers from around the world.
153780	158040	And this is the first time we've really seriously tried to track all the countries they've come from.
158040	161440	And we also spent an enormous amount of time this year reviewing them.
161440	163500	The most amount of speeches we've had to reject
163500	165900	and the most amount of time we've spent reviewing them.
165980	169620	But how many people were here last year? Raise your hand.
170480	173040	Okay, how many people that were here last year think the speeches
173040	175860	maybe were a little better this year than last year?
176460	177940	Say it's about the same?
179400	182860	No, you didn't see any when you were here last year because you were too busy partying.
185380	188340	Well, the feedback we've gotten has been pretty positive so far.
188340	191080	And I'm constantly trying to make it a better show.
191080	195220	So, send us an email. Tell us what speeches you liked, which ones you didn't.
195260	197620	Things you liked about the show and things you didn't.
197620	199840	And we're already planning for next year.
200220	202540	I also want to bring Zach up here on stage.
202880	206580	He's my Director of Operations. He makes sure the trains run on time.
214740	219120	Without Zach's help, the hotel would never have been a functioning show.
219120	222640	While I'm over at Caesar's, he's here wrangling all the cats,
222640	224900	herding all the cats, trying to make this all possible.
225080	227900	So, both of us would like to thank the staff.
227900	231820	If you're a staff member at DEF CON 13, please stand up,
231820	234180	wave your hands, and let's give them a round of applause.
234780	235980	Come on, guys.
237740	239240	All the way around.
243160	244100	Right on.
245780	250620	And just remember, folks, we stay sober, so you don't have to.
260490	265050	Hey, also this year, we spent a bit of our ill-gotten gains from DEF CONs of the past
265050	268210	and invested heavily in our wireless infrastructure this year.
268490	273490	Aruba gave us a great deal, a big hefty discount, but it was still pretty expensive for us.
273490	277510	But it's also, I think, the first year that we've actually had a really solid wireless network.
277510	281370	And so, Lockheed, who's been watching over our network since pretty much the dawn of time,
281370	288590	is going to come up and give you a quick overview on the awesome power of the new cyber network interweb.
288970	293410	So, Lockheed, where is Lockheed? There he is. Okay, come on down.
294950	297970	Here are the network stats on the screen for those of you who can't hear.
299170	305310	All right, so, show of hands, who was actually brave enough to get on the public DEF CON network?
306330	310550	Yeah! All right, the rest of you are pussies.
314170	323410	All right, so this year we registered over 2,200 users on the wireless network over the last three and a half days.
323870	331330	That accounted for over 3,800 DHCP leases, which compared to last year's up about 1,500 users.
332450	340010	So, on top of that, we had over twice as many APs deployed this year as we did last year.
340010	346290	Normally, we're lucky to scare up eight or ten, but of course, thanks to DT's generosity of opening the vault,
346290	350390	we have stable and consistent hardware this year.
352390	360350	Over the last 30, 40 hours, we've seen 215 man-in-the-middle attacks and over 80 DOS attacks.
364760	366000	And they were...
368560	370840	Yes, I expect better next year.
373040	378900	We've seen 130 rogue access points, which the Aruba has a very nice interface.
378900	382640	You select the rogue access point and you click disable.
384540	387720	We usually do five or ten at a time. It's better that way.
387720	392660	We saw 300 wireless bridges, so obviously people were very active on wireless.
392660	397560	And we saw 836 attempts at spoofing the AP MAC addresses.
399280	401120	They failed.
402540	404720	In addition to that,
406780	412600	you people are all very, very naughty because you downloaded over 12 gigs of Prawn.
419980	423520	And that's only since the power outage yesterday morning.
426480	430840	Next year we hope to have even more bandwidth, so I have high expectations of all of you.
433680	436120	And who here from the network team is here?
436480	438240	Come up, come up.
439520	447780	I only have about half the team here because the rest of them ignored Zack's rules and went out and got wasted last night.
448620	450660	Derek, get up here. Derek.
452000	458120	And the man in the hat is the man who has done most of the work behind DCTV, so let's have a round of applause for Derek.
466820	472820	Derek and his cohorts are down here from Canada. We're in their full-time jobs. I don't know if you get paid or not.
473300	480020	They actually run an internet TV and radio station called Rant Radio, so make sure you guys tune into that.
482400	486560	So we've been here all week, and we're going to go have a beer now. Thanks.
489280	494180	Actually, before Locke goes, he should tell the story of how he got here in his nice car.
495840	503040	Locke's little story. Some of you may have noticed some subliminal messages. I think Locke should explain that.
506100	508900	We're very lucky Locke's even here today.
510520	519940	All right, so since we actually had to be here last weekend to start setting up, we decided that it was worth risking life and limb to make it happen.
519940	531940	So driving up from L.A. in a fully loaded car with most of Jeff's gear, we decided to come down through the rain towards Nevada into State Line.
531940	535220	If you're familiar with I-15, you know the hill I'm talking about.
536500	542820	Well, California Department of Transportation was very nice to patch some of the tar recently.
543900	550100	And if you know what happens when it's been very, very hot, new tar, suddenly torrential rains.
551800	561960	Well, being that I had a front-wheel drive car and all the gear was in the back, traction went out the window.
562760	571260	The car spun across lanes of traffic twice, hit the sandy median, and laws of physics kicked in.
571260	579540	We had a little bit too much momentum to actually stop, at which point we decided to bounce the car twice.
580240	587040	We walked away largely uninjured, and I'm proud to say that the Pelican case has protected all the wireless gear.
594340	602780	If you've been watching DCTV and watching the update channel, periodically you've been seeing the subliminal messaging.
602780	614220	If you've noticed a picture of a Green's 2002 Saab 9-5, that used to be mine. I may need a ride back to L.A. later on. Thanks.
623170	627630	Okay, next up we're going to have Russ Rogers speak a little bit about the DEF CON groups.
627630	633690	This is something we launched at DEF CON two years ago, and it's taken off at a phenomenal rate, more than we ever expected.
633690	639610	We've been so busy with the show, we've finally gotten around to accepting an official DEF CON groups logo.
639610	642450	That's the logo you see in the lower right-hand corner.
642710	645430	So that will be the new logo for your group.
646350	653110	I'm going to give Russ a chance to go over a little bit about the DEF CON groups, some stats, and then we'll move on to the next stage.
657070	662650	We actually started the DC groups three DEF CONs ago, so it's been two years.
662650	664730	This is the third conference.
665290	674590	We started out with six groups that were brave enough to try this out, and today we're sitting at about 94 groups all around the world.
674590	676630	Thirty of those are international.
676830	685570	And when we say international, there's 20 different countries, including Iran, Malaysia, Saudi Arabia, and Brazil.
688290	689990	And Uruguay.
691890	698690	And if you think about how difficult it is just to be a hacker in those countries, imagine trying to start a DEF CON group.
698690	705210	So we really appreciate those folks trying to get together and keep the bond together for DEF CON there.
705370	708590	If you're interested in starting one, we're totally open for that.
708590	711150	Send an email to dcgroups at defcon.org.
711150	712490	We'll get back to you.
712490	718190	I would like to shout out and say thanks to Noid for running the mailing list for this thing.
718190	719890	He stays very busy.
719990	727950	I'd like to thank Michelle Snakebite for answering all the emails that come in over and over with requests for information.
727950	736290	Apparently, about half of the people that request information for starting a group have no idea how to read an HTML FAQ file.
737770	743410	So she responds to all those as pleasantly as possible after you've received about 200 of them.
743410	746150	I'd also like to shout out to Black Beetle.
746150	749570	She's the one that keeps the website updated.
749570	753930	And as most of you know, she keeps the program for DEF CON running as well.
754030	755710	So don't give her too much shit.
755710	758410	She's busy as hell and she will rip your head off.
759010	762250	As Jeff said, this is the new DCG logo.
762810	764170	It's very cool.
764310	770810	We were kind of talking about being able to put your city name, country name, or area code underneath the words DEF CON groups.
770830	772070	So I'd like to see that go out.
772070	775370	Maybe a bunch of badges and stuff like that next year.
775470	778170	If you have questions, email me at dcgroups.
778770	787570	Oh, and if you are the author of this or can social engineers to believe you are, let us know because there is something in it for you.
787570	789410	And we appreciate the work.
790270	793110	Yeah, we lost the contact information.
795950	799170	No, no, it wasn't hacked. I dropped my laptop.
800790	802510	Yeah, it was hacked.
802670	804370	Across the APs.
806770	807810	Sweet.
812230	820610	Okay, so this next slide is basically a summary of all the contests we could find and all the people responsible for running all the contests.
820810	828350	And I think, you know, the Scavenger Hunt, War Drive, LP CON stands for Lock Picking CON, but we didn't have enough space to spell it out.
828390	832270	Robot Wars, Wi-Fi Shootout, Scavenger Hunt, Beverage Cooling Contest.
832270	838030	It was originally the Beer Cooling Contest, but we figured there were some underage people and we wanted them to be able to play.
839430	846210	Coffee Wars, Amateur CTF, Slogan Contest, Hacker Jeopardy, CTF, and the Cannonball Run.
846210	852890	Each one of these people, if there was any real activity in their contest, they are going to come up here and have a couple of minutes to explain what happened.
852890	859330	We are going to build on up to the grand finale, which is the CTF put on by Ken Shoto this year.
859330	864870	How many people stopped by and watched the CTF and thought it was pretty fucking cool? Yeah.
867710	873730	Good job to Ken Shoto. That was a really smooth transition from ghetto to Ken Shoto, so that's pretty hot.
874150	880730	Okay, so again, what do you know, Russ, who also happens to be in charge of all the contests, is going to go through them all.
880730	888090	But before that begins, we have strategically located six goons in the audience with limited edition frack printed books.
888870	897590	Very few of them, because the printers in Europe, once they realized they were printing a hacking book, refused to print the book.
898530	901210	That's a hacker book. Can't print that.
902470	911530	So that happened about a week before the show, so there's no time to reprint it, until they found two guys, whose names are listed on the front of the book,
911530	918070	over at UNLV, who just cranked out 200 copies as fast as they could, spiral-bound them,
924700	928360	so we've been going through them throughout the con. You might have seen some of your friends with them.
928360	935600	There's very few left. I think there's only like 20 or 30 left, and those are the ones we're going to be throwing into the audience right about now.
936080	937120	Come on.
954180	961440	I've just got a request. If anybody has found a set of keys, can you please turn them into hotel security, if you've found anything?
962360	967700	This poor guy's lost his keys, and he's really stressed out, and could really use his keys, so help him out. That'd be cool.
969920	973380	No, they're all safety deposit keys.
975480	980920	Okay, so I'm going to pass it off to Russ. You're going to take it from here?
981900	983580	Cool. Okay.
987410	994150	Alright, we've got some semblance of order here. I'll apologize now if we get off track here.
994150	1001470	We had about a dozen different contests running this year. A show of hands, who participated in any contest at all?
1002110	1005450	Alright. Are the contests a good thing? Do you like that?
1006410	1007270	Alright.
1008210	1014270	So there's about 500 that do, and then one guy who hasn't apparently ever tried one at all.
1014870	1020230	If you have ideas for new contests, please shoot me an email, russatdevcon.org.
1021430	1027230	Alright, so let's start with the beverage cooling contraption contest.
1027450	1033410	This was the first year for this. It was an unofficial event, but we figured we'd try it out and see how it worked.
1033490	1039750	This is Deviant, and he will explain what it was and how it worked, and hand out his cool swag.
1041050	1042190	Thank you, Russ.
1043210	1045110	Hey, how's everyone?
1056100	1060680	Who's been seeing these little lighter bottle opener deals hanging around the conference?
1061280	1065020	They were the giveaways for participating in the beer cooling contraption.
1066300	1071040	Can I throw them? Well then, come find me, because I can't fly home with these bitches.
1073000	1078820	So we only had four participants this year. It was really fun, though. I was very proud of everybody.
1078920	1083900	And I'd like to just invite all of them, all four teams, because everyone did a really great job.
1084580	1088400	Could we have RenderMan? Could we have Noid and Lil Freak?
1088400	1093180	Could we have Bacchus and DC702, if any one of them is here?
1099120	1101200	Yeah, come on up, come on up.
1106650	1113770	So overall, the mission in this game was just to take a room temperature beverage,
1113770	1117210	which was out in the Las Vegas heat all day,
1117210	1119870	flush it through a device of your own design,
1119870	1124090	and see if it could come out drinkable and cold and perfect.
1124350	1130490	And everyone... oh, thank you. Excellent. That's a private deal.
1131310	1133510	So yeah, everyone did a great job.
1133510	1138190	Overall, we decided DC702's contraption was probably the most efficient,
1138190	1143590	because it got the job done without blowing beer cans up and without too much ice in the beverage.
1144190	1147670	Yeah, they had a nice coil that they flushed through a cooling system.
1147670	1151770	They had a pump, a funnel. It was a really, really efficient job.
1151870	1156050	So we have beer buckets for everybody, we have lighters, we have good shit.
1156310	1161130	But in addition to that, I was very impressed with everyone else on different levels.
1161310	1166530	RenderMan actually wins the just elegant, efficient, sort of simplistic device.
1166830	1170630	He just took a styrofoam cooler, filled it with isopropyl alcohol,
1170630	1173610	which has a very low freezing point, and dumped in dry ice
1173610	1176750	until it was this soupy, negative 40 degree vat.
1178350	1180770	We actually tested it and it was negative 62.
1185890	1188970	And I just thought that was genius in its simplicity.
1188970	1198370	So once we got around beers exploding, and yeah, danger to our hands, that was terrific though.
1200150	1204410	Bacchus's contraption was a Peltier cooler, which I hoped someone was going to rig up.
1204410	1209070	And even though it wasn't the most efficient, he promises that next year he's going to not only refine it,
1209070	1212210	but use the hot side of the junction to power nacho cheese.
1219550	1222650	And we thought Noid and LittleFreak weren't going to make it,
1222650	1227870	but they did show up with, just in true DEF CON brute force style,
1228070	1237540	a giant tank of liquid nitrogen, which they just proceeded to pour straight on the can.
1239440	1244300	And security was then involved, so that's always a DEF CON event to me.
1245360	1249240	You guys did a great job. I had a blast. I hope everyone else did too.
1249240	1252620	And I want to see people come back next year and submit some more designs.
1253280	1255060	Yes, free beer is always good.
1271600	1277800	RenderMan's got all those lighters. I won't let him throw at you and frag you all one at a time out of the room.
1278400	1281720	Is that it? Very cool. Thanks guys.
1288790	1292630	While I've got a minute and I see Dan Kaminsky standing back there,
1292630	1296010	did you ever get your clothes that you lost at the pool last night?
1302000	1305940	We still have a t-shirt, a bathing suit, and knee pads?
1310600	1313300	Oh, sorry, it was only one knee pad.
1315400	1317880	Oh, it's an elbow pad, right.
1320660	1324540	Ah, yes, he has not picked it up. It is right here, this gentleman.
1326140	1329500	Did you see it, Dan? Raise your hand again. Show him his clothes.
1330340	1335640	Alright, so you two hook up. I don't want to know how you got them either.
1337460	1343660	Alright, so before I go into any more, I do want to mention that we had two contests
1346160	1352540	that either had entries and nobody won, or had no entries because we scared the hell out of everybody.
1352880	1360700	The first of those is the IP Appliance. Who all went through the contest area and saw the little clear ball rolling around trying to kill people?
1361260	1364700	Alright, that was Icarus, and it's actually network controlled.
1364700	1368540	And DC480 put that together as a demo for the contest.
1368540	1374100	Apparently it was fairly intimidating because everybody else backed out at the last minute and decided not to come.
1374140	1379520	I do want to thank those guys that put a lot of effort into making that device to show people how to do it.
1379520	1381640	So hopefully next year it will go off.
1382800	1388460	The last one is VirusX put together the Amateur CTF.
1388460	1393300	And this is for those of us who are not lead enough to play with the guys in the big room.
1393300	1397240	So we've got our own little baby crib in the other room.
1398920	1403460	But I think they may have made it a little bit too difficult for even us.
1403640	1406340	Because I don't think anybody hacked it at all.
1407940	1411740	And I never heard back from them, so we may have scared them out of town too.
1411780	1416300	So for the next contest I want to call Foofus and Madhat up for the copy wars.
1416300	1417660	What, did you guys win?
1418840	1421780	No, well stand up so everyone knows that you...
1421780	1425660	Alright, these are the guys that put on the Amateur CTF.
1432660	1434860	I mean, hell, they tried, right?
1434920	1437600	Alright, so let's do copy wars.
1437600	1443600	I want to bring up Madhat and Foofus and they can talk about all you caffeinated people out there.
1448210	1451630	So every year copy wars is pretty unique and you're probably all thinking...
1451630	1454790	Oh, here comes the part where he tells everyone that Hook won again.
1454790	1457650	And he actually declined this year.
1457650	1462090	He decided that his back-to-back championships were enough glory and he would let someone else have a chance.
1462170	1464510	So we had 21 entries this year.
1464510	1469390	And I'm not quite sure yet whether that's an all-time high, but we didn't have any disqualifications.
1469390	1473130	Everybody actually followed the directions, which is a wholly new thing.
1473210	1476010	And so we actually tasted all those coffees.
1476010	1477490	We had six judges.
1477530	1479670	Each coffee is judged on six criteria.
1479670	1483370	So that's a grand total of 756 votes to tabulate.
1485690	1489310	And by the end of the contest, some of the judges were a little overstimulated.
1489310	1490570	There was some messy writing.
1490610	1492890	They would make strange comments on their forms.
1493010	1496230	And one actually managed to misspell his own name.
1496230	1501370	I don't see Gurney Halleck here right now, but way to go, man.
1503750	1507210	So we make each rating on a scale of one to ten.
1507210	1510530	And you might think this is imprecise, but I'd like to point out...
1510530	1516330	Last year, there was an entry, Jamaican Blue Mountain, ostensibly excellent coffee.
1516510	1518530	And it received horrible ratings.
1518550	1523670	And the reason for this was, it turns out, the company that was packaging that coffee was a fraud.
1523670	1524910	This was a coffee scam.
1524910	1527310	And they were allowing inferior beans to be passed off that way.
1527310	1528930	They're now closed down and so forth.
1528930	1529870	But we detected it.
1529870	1531690	So it's not just random.
1534570	1535450	So anyway...
1535450	1539550	So I tell this story just sort of as a testimony to the collective palate of the judges.
1539550	1542910	Every year, the winner meets with pretty much universal approval.
1542910	1547450	And at this point, I'll also mention that, for once, Jamaican Blue Mountain is not the winner this year.
1547450	1551390	So it's not as though we're unable to appreciate fine coffee in all its forms.
1551570	1558750	So before we announce the winners, we'd like to thank Defcon, Dark Tangent, Black Beetle, Russ, and the Goons who help us.
1558810	1562770	Also, as always, the Alexis Park staff. The garbage can was great this year. Thank you.
1563230	1567090	And we'd like to send our greetings and best thoughts out to two people who couldn't be with us this year.
1567090	1568610	Alice and also Jay Dyson.
1570550	1572810	So this year's winner...
1572810	1575830	I'm sorry. So there are two categories here.
1575830	1579430	One doesn't get any prize, but we just recognize it.
1579550	1581110	And that's the Bang for the Buck award.
1581110	1585250	And that recognizes the coffee that gets the highest rating at the lowest price.
1585530	1587870	So that's like the bargain. Excellent coffee.
1587870	1591170	So there's no prize because we have no way of actually verifying what the price was.
1591170	1593190	So we're open to exploits there.
1593190	1596890	But we'd like to recognize Just Ken with his Baltimore on Blend.
1596890	1601470	Excellent coffee. He scored a total of 6.17 at just $6 a pound.
1601470	1605910	So he actually got an over 1 Bang for the Buck rating, which is excellent.
1605910	1607510	Well done, sir, wherever you are.
1611170	1614450	Now this year's winning entry was submitted by one of the judges.
1614450	1618530	And before you all shout, oh, conflict of interest, I'll point out first off that the tasting is blind.
1618530	1620770	So nobody knew whose coffee they were tasting.
1620770	1624110	And also that the judge who entered the coffee was the one who gave it the lowest mark.
1624110	1625110	So he's very...
1627230	1633750	So it's, you know, it's not an obvious fraud anyway.
1633750	1641230	And it's all the more fun because last year he was the guy who entered the phony Jamaican Blue Mountain and was duped by that and got just creamed.
1641230	1647870	So the only coffee to break the 7.0 barrier at $30 per pound with a score of 6.67.
1647870	1653050	The winner and undisputed champion is the Red Lion Kona entered by Dr. Van Harl.
1653050	1655590	So are you here, sir? We have some prizes for you.
1666700	1669720	Will you say what he won, Mad Hatter?
1670860	1676480	All right, so we actually have two prizes for you.
1676520	1679340	One is a t-shirt.
1679980	1682040	Here, hold that up for me.
1682460	1684320	I don't even know what it says.
1684600	1690940	On the front it says DEF CON 13, Coffee Wars 6 or VI.
1690940	1698160	And on the back it says 21 entries, 3.5 gallons of coffee, and VI still wins.
1699680	1702280	I don't like Emacs.
1704280	1712680	The other prize we have for you is a five port instant gigabit work group switch.
1714400	1717340	Because everybody needs more speed.
1722020	1723980	Cool, thanks guys.
1730910	1735230	Okay, so the guy that lost his keys is now offering a $50 reward.
1737430	1739290	He can have my keys.
1740870	1749690	All right, so next, and they've already been told they're limited in time, is the Wi-Fi shootout.
1749970	1752230	Would you like to bring those guys up? Dave?
1760980	1763500	Thanks Russ, yeah, I've been told I have limited time.
1763500	1766680	Even though I'm from Oklahoma, I'm going to try and talk really, really fast.
1767760	1774440	Thanks Jeff, the DEF CON staff, Russ, you've always been nice to us and you sure appreciate it.
1774740	1779600	I'll get the shameless promotion out of the way first and thank Wired Magazine, Trapeze Networks,
1779600	1785500	Jeffetech, Air Magnet, O'Reilly Books, Pacific Wireless, Netgear, Pasadena Networks, Nektopia, and the always cool Jinx.
1785500	1791100	All right, now, on to the cool stuff.
1792160	1800660	The contest this year was a really outrageous adventure at the top of a mountain with one of those precarious roads,
1800660	1804860	you know, where you look over the side as you go up and you say, ah, bear to the left,
1804860	1808620	at an elevation of about 6,200 feet above sea level.
1808660	1811360	I'll tell you about the other end here in a minute.
1811380	1814980	Two teams in the contest really stood out.
1814980	1818660	From New York City, 4DI, why don't you guys come on up?
1822000	1822880	Yeah.
1825600	1828420	And iFiber, why don't you guys come on up too?
1828900	1831000	Because it's going to take you guys a while.
1834540	1837080	Brian, you did an excellent job.
1837080	1844360	These guys came all the way from New York City and even though they had equipment malfunctions,
1844360	1847400	they entered in the commercial-only category.
1847540	1852640	And even with their problems, they still did a respectable 10.18 miles.
1854660	1856740	Please take your swag.
1856740	1859300	Oh, wait, don't go yet.
1859880	1861540	You also get one of those.
1861600	1866720	So thanks, you guys. You were spectacular.
1867700	1872320	The other team that stood out in the contest is iFiber Redwire.
1872320	1878300	Even though there's four guys here, they actually came with their moms and their dads and their girlfriends and their friends.
1878300	1880960	And they had a crew of, what, 15 or something?
1881100	1881720	Nine.
1881820	1883860	Nine. Well, it looked like 15.
1884120	1886540	They drove here from Cincinnati.
1887600	1889800	It's kind of a long-involved story.
1889800	1894660	They started out in a big Greyhound bus that broke down twice and is now sitting in Denver.
1895980	1897560	They ended up here.
1897560	1906040	They drove to the top of the mountain on the very narrow road with a big U-Haul hauling a big trailer.
1906040	1909640	They had an incline of about this most of the way and actually got there.
1909640	1911040	I was quite impressed.
1913220	1916400	Their equipment was very impressive to me.
1916400	1919380	It consisted of a homemade antenna.
1919660	1923440	And this is at both ends, by the way, on the mountain, out in the field.
1923440	1929780	A homemade antenna element mounted on a 12-foot surplus satellite dish.
1929780	1936940	This outrageous setup of brackets and support structure they had welded together themselves and scaffolding.
1936960	1944940	There was even a sling added to support this gentleman's broken foot, which he broke in the line of duty of the contest.
1946180	1947380	Yeah.
1953060	1954880	It's getting better, though, right?
1954880	1955960	You're going to pull through.
1958960	1966400	These guys epitomized preparedness in a way that only, perhaps, Boy Scouts could understand.
1966840	1973440	They brought everything, I think including the kitchen sink, but you left it in Denver with the bus, right?
1977000	1980740	They sent part of their team to a small town in Utah.
1980740	1989200	The mountain in the Vegas area was Mount Potosi, which is about, what, 22 miles southwest of Las Vegas.
1989200	1991020	That's where base camp was.
1991300	1994660	And they said, okay. I said, where are you guys going? Where are you going to go first?
1994660	1999840	Because the judges do distance confirmations, and they said, we're going to Utah.
2002600	2007260	And we said, all right, let's go to Utah.
2007340	2009620	So our guys went to Utah.
2009620	2019820	These guys are also ham radio operators, so it was neat that we could have voice-to-voice communication back and forth with ham radio provided by them.
2021740	2023420	They got to Utah.
2023420	2030200	They towed their trailer up part of a mountainside in what I hear was extremely rugged terrain.
2031580	2039600	One of the support brackets, you've got this 12-foot dish bouncing around, going up, and one of the brackets started to give way.
2039620	2046870	So Ben got out and stood on the trailer and held the dish in place as it's going up the mountain.
2048500	2055920	First, they did two impressive things. I'll mention one of them first, which is they had an amplified setup.
2056040	2067780	They had these 300-milliwatt clients that they were using mounted at the antenna setup that they dialed down to about 30 milliwatts.
2067780	2073000	But they had some in-line amplifiers, they were 3-watt, yeah, that they used.
2073000	2081540	And using that setup, they did an 11-meg connection of 125 miles.
2090320	2092820	But wait, there's more!
2095970	2105550	They then took the amplifiers offline, took them out of the setup, and doing an unamplified shot of 125 miles.
2109980	2111960	For three hours.
2112840	2117940	With the same 11-meg transfer.
2118320	2121840	What would you say that your total gain output was?
2124140	2126020	On each end.
2126300	2129220	Yeah, I thought that sounded light.
2129580	2132020	37 dBi on each end.
2132020	2139800	So, hence the 125. They did calculations. These guys are serious radio guys, and with their dad, they calculated stuff.
2139800	2146880	They felt like if they could just go through straight air to nothing else, you could do 300 to 500 miles.
2147420	2149260	So, rock on.
2149260	2158000	So, they not only won those two categories, obviously, in the contest, but they are also the grand prize winners in the contest.
2158000	2163920	The 125 miles is a new world record for what they've done, unamplified.
2166060	2174440	So, gentlemen, you get these, you get all of that.
2180550	2188910	Now, I was going to bring my kitchen timer with me to see how long seven minutes was, but we also have a little bit of leftover swag that we're going to toss to you guys.
2188910	2190930	So, thank you so much. It's been great.
2201220	2205460	You guys are like fish in the water. You know, you feed them and they pop up at the top.
2209520	2222170	Oh, they did bring their dish in. It's right out front of the main entrance if you want to see it after this.
2226760	2234700	Alright, so, now we move on to the robot wares contest. Who got to see it this year?
2235200	2238580	Alright, we doubled our contestants. We had two robots.
2239960	2245040	But it was cool as hell. If you got to see it, it was very, very cool.
2245560	2251060	We had the Irvine Underground compete, and then we also had a team from Florida compete.
2252360	2256600	The way they've laid the points out... actually, where's Kalahar? I'm going to put him on the spot.
2258320	2259580	Where are you?
2260680	2262500	He's passed out, isn't he?
2263360	2271420	Alright, the way they had the points was, if it was fully automated and controlled by software, then you got triple the points.
2271640	2275280	If it was totally RC, well, then you don't.
2276220	2284600	The Florida team had a very nice setup, but it wasn't so much software controlled, it was RC controlled.
2284600	2289680	The Irvine Underground group, however... where's Tacitus?
2290160	2291820	Where is he?
2292500	2293280	Is he here?
2293580	2298100	Oh, there he is. That guy writes some incredible robotic software.
2298180	2302120	The aiming system on their robot was totally automated.
2302320	2307580	All they had to do was go through the maze, pick up the balls, take it back, and turn it on.
2307580	2318680	And what happened was, it would take these ping pong balls, load them, and then auto-target based on visual images and knock the cans off the wall.
2318680	2320100	Very, very cool.
2320100	2321840	Unfortunately, they still lost.
2329830	2334950	All right, so if I ever get around to it, I've got about three and a half gigs of digital video of these things.
2334950	2338110	All three rounds, and we're going to stream it from the DEF CON site.
2338110	2340870	Really like to see more entrants next time.
2340990	2345810	So, at first, let's bring up the IVU guys. I do have something for them.
2364330	2367010	All right, so these two are the guys from Irvine Underground.
2367590	2374410	Originally, this RoboSapien was going to go to the winning team, but since we didn't have anybody in the IP appliance...
2374430	2376290	figured we'd give it to these guys.
2376530	2378210	They worked their butts off.
2378210	2379810	That robot is so cool.
2379810	2382230	If you missed it this year, don't miss it next year.
2382230	2383770	It was really awesome.
2383850	2386670	All right, so a big round of applause for these guys.
2388670	2389550	Thanks, man.
2390990	2392050	Oh, hey.
2392250	2394730	Yeah, can you tell us about your robot real quick?
2394750	2396990	You can... there we go.
2399150	2402290	All right, the robot drove through the maze.
2402290	2404910	It did line crawling through the maze for the most part.
2404910	2409770	We were able to take over in software and drove by RC if we needed to because there were some seams.
2409770	2411290	We had some weight issues.
2411790	2417510	Drove through the maze, picked up balls using RC because the balls all run through one corner, so we couldn't automate that.
2418170	2421190	It was a last-minute thing, you know, these last-minute things.
2421190	2425350	It goes up a conveyor belt, goes into a hopper, drives back through the maze,
2425350	2428510	stops at a certain location.
2430250	2431630	Hey, stage fright, cool.
2432870	2439870	So balls go down the hopper into a barrel that's controlled by an electronically triggered paintball gun.
2439870	2444530	We have an adapter that we custom-laid thanks to Arclight if he's out there.
2445590	2453130	It brings down the paintball adapter to an air compressor hose.
2453130	2454790	It's a 3.5-inch PVC barrel.
2454790	2460050	PVC barrel tracks on XY servos with gear motors so it can handle the weight.
2460050	2466310	Looks for circles, looks for three circles in a row, and finds the circles, goes to the firing location, fires.
2467310	2474030	And we were going to get the shot that would have taken us over in the points, and our time ran out.
2474030	2478570	So it was fun. I give major props to our team. They did a great job.
2478570	2479910	They'll be up here soon.
2479910	2487330	And thanks to Quig and Arclight who really helped us out, too. Echo, everyone else who helped on the team.
2487510	2488730	You're all great people.
2490850	2493210	Thanks, guys. Good job.
2496700	2501460	And also a big thank you to Kalahar for building such an incredible arena for the event.
2501460	2506220	It was spectacular. Very, very good job. I want to see more robots next year.
2506240	2508060	Hey, if we double again, we'll have four.
2508980	2513640	All right. So where's Tommy? Let's talk about the cannonball.
2513980	2515620	Cannonball. That's nice.
2515740	2517100	Come on up, Tommy Pickles.
2521500	2523900	Oh, wait. Hang on. Damn it.
2524320	2525400	Sit down for a second.
2525400	2527080	I forgot the winning team.
2528440	2530080	Where's the winning team?
2530780	2533360	Where's our Florida guys? Come up, please.
2534660	2535300	Drink!
2535300	2535740	Drink!
2536760	2538580	I don't have a drink.
2542320	2543880	Oh, it gives me water.
2544980	2546180	I'll take it.
2549720	2552440	But the thing is, you don't know what's in here, right?
2558680	2578210	I'm going to start talking like Wynn in a minute.
2584760	2588680	All right. These guys, they did a fantastic job.
2588680	2593100	I know there were a lot of different designs out there for bots that were trying to do what these guys did.
2595440	2599900	For picking up the ping pong balls. I'm going to let them explain it in a minute.
2600700	2602680	But what we're giving them as a prize...
2610910	2613710	They're actually going to get the Roomba Discovery.
2615170	2620950	The RoboSapien and this are both thanks to UAT, who actually shelled out a shitload of money on this stuff.
2620950	2623310	All right. This is hackable.
2623410	2626570	There are tons of ways to do this.
2627290	2631290	They'll also get the traditional black badges for winning the contest.
2631810	2637570	I'm going to go ahead and let them explain what's going on, how their robot worked, while I get their black badges.
2638390	2640170	So, here you go.
2642940	2646900	The main thing was it was not a robot. It was a vehicle.
2647000	2650880	The Irvine, they had the AI. We did not.
2650880	2654400	I feel kind of bad about that, but we had a choice about three months before.
2654400	2658580	I had trouble with my AI, and I decided that I wanted to have a functional system.
2658580	2663240	So, I switched the whole thing over to RC at the last minute, which was a whole lot easier.
2663520	2667220	How it ends up working is, it's pretty basic. We had fans in the back.
2667220	2671240	The fans turned on. These were RC fans for airplanes. They were pretty powerful.
2671440	2674840	And this is why in the third round, which we never thought it would go three rounds,
2674840	2679780	we assumed it would go for one 15-minute session, and that'd be it.
2680240	2684140	But we ended up going three rounds for, like, whatever, and it just was not meant to get...
2684140	2688520	Actually, this actually worked this weekend for the first time.
2688520	2692060	We actually put it together. I got it put together, and then we shipped it out.
2692060	2694720	So, when I got it here, I put it together. So, we're even lucky it even worked.
2695220	2698120	The RC fans basically suck in one direction. We had three of them.
2698120	2701980	They sucked in the balls. There was a hopper for them to hold into for a staging area.
2701980	2706480	We reversed the fans, and they pushed them up through a section,
2706480	2708980	which was through a loading mechanism, which went into a tube,
2708980	2713480	which was controlled by a compressor, which we pulled out a...
2714520	2718460	The thing with Jiggies, if you get a flat, you've got to pump up your car tire.
2718580	2719080	What?
2720040	2721540	Oh, yeah.
2724020	2727740	You've got to pump up your tire, electronic. You plug into your car.
2727740	2729680	Air compressor. It was an electronic air compressor.
2729680	2736000	We pulled that out, hooked that up. We had our camping fuel tank, and we had air going.
2736480	2743360	It was totally rigged up. It was all made out of, actually, sheet metal and rivets.
2743360	2744880	It was pretty much all handmade.
2744880	2751300	The guy was not able to be here, but he's an M.E., and he basically rigged up the whole thing and did a great job.
2751300	2754040	I hooked up electronics, and that was pretty much it.
2754860	2755680	Yeah.
2755960	2756880	Great.
2759440	2762140	Here you go. He's got your black badge.
2765130	2768290	All right, so that was really freaking cool.
2768690	2772710	If you didn't get to see it, honestly, you missed a lot. It was awesome.
2772870	2775630	All right, Tommy, this time, for sure, I swear.
2781890	2782890	Thank you.
2783450	2789310	First of all, I'd like to say thank you to DEF CON and the staff for letting us put up for trouble for four years now.
2789330	2792670	This was the fourth annual DEF CON Cannonball Run.
2793490	2804910	Last year, as you know, KTLA came over to the start line and called us a bunch of alcoholics and drunk drivers.
2806790	2812270	I would have had a bigger prize here if I wasn't such an alcoholic.
2813730	2820150	I want to give a shout-out and thanks to the five teams who actually placed in the race.
2820150	2827290	We had eight teams show up, one of them being an RV that came down from Northern California.
2827770	2835270	But unfortunately, we only have a certain amount of time where we can put the time clock in the bar because the rest of us get drunk and we lose things.
2836050	2840410	Speaking of, I did lose a video camera that has cannonball footage in it.
2840410	2843170	You can have the camera. I just want the footage.
2843850	2849090	The teams I want to thank, though, who placed are Team Ninja. Holy shit.
2849890	2852210	Weiss Swappers, which was me.
2852830	2857310	Team Jew. And always Team Sodomy.
2858630	2868750	It was a quick race. Team Sodomy actually was picked as probably the favorite since he won two out of the three races so far.
2868750	2876590	And lives in Las Vegas, so he travels out in the morning to drive out to Redondo Beach in California to race back.
2877610	2886290	This year, we had three teams that drove out from Las Vegas and back into California, back to Vegas.
2886290	2894870	Anyway, the fastest time was Team Ninja. Team Ninja did place at three hours and 59 minutes.
2895150	2897710	And he did get pulled over.
2899310	2904530	Team Sodomy actually came in second place with four hours and one minute.
2905750	2912290	Holy shit, who came in from Vegas. And Weiss Swappers, my team, actually tied for third.
2912370	2915730	Which was funny because I actually stopped for McDonald's.
2916070	2921670	I do have video camera footage of this. Had lunch and then drove out.
2921670	2925210	And we actually caught up to Holy Shit while he was out on the 15.
2925570	2931090	So we tried passing him. And we were probably doing about 125 miles an hour.
2931990	2935750	Where we caught probably a half a mile ahead of him.
2935750	2942670	And then all of a sudden he blew by us at probably something like 150 because he passed us like we were standing still.
2944870	2953110	Anyway, Team Ninja isn't here, but I'd like to bring up Team Sodomy to accept the award since they both live in Las Vegas.
2953430	2956710	And probably could see each other tomorrow.
2957230	2960530	So I'll hand it over to Team Sodomy.
2966220	2973200	Hi. I'd like to thank the rest of Team Sodomy who couldn't make it today. They were a little sore.
2975980	2983320	Now Tommy might have said that we were the favorite, but when we showed up in our rented Cadillac, it wasn't the favorite.
2984080	2990740	There was a lot of talk of, you can't do that, but we did and we lost. So it goes.
2990740	2996300	But I want to say though, if it happens again next year, there's been some talk that it might not make it. It's a lot of fun.
2996440	3001500	It's really easy. Whatever car you got, get in it. Get MapQuest and get rolling.
3002240	3005740	And that's it. Thanks to Tommy and thanks to DEF CON for letting us do this.
3015990	3020670	Alright, so next contest is the lockpick contest.
3021090	3023150	How many people competed in that?
3023810	3026170	That was really boring this year.
3027470	3032590	They upgraded all the locks. There wasn't much action there. It was like being married again.
3034450	3035790	Did I say that?
3036350	3042750	Alright, so here's Kai Goth. He's the organizer. I'm going to let him talk about it and pull up the winning individual.
3046960	3052720	Real quick, I just want to thank DT and the rest of the goon staff and everybody else for letting us do this here.
3052720	3059380	This is our third year. I do want to kind of apologize. Like Russ said, it was a little slow this year.
3059740	3066200	If anybody's watched the first couple years, we had winners cracking these locks in 2-6 seconds.
3066300	3073840	In order to get from the first to the second round, normally you had to pick a lock in 12-10 seconds or less,
3073840	3077400	which is pretty phenomenal what a lot of these guys are doing.
3077880	3083300	This year, I decided, well, you know, I was sick of buying brand new locks every year, so I got a sponsor.
3083460	3091300	So thank you for IVU and LockPicking101.com. If anybody is interested, check out LockPicking101.com for some great info.
3092480	3097740	They hooked us up with some awesome brand new locks that I can rekey every year. Very stable.
3097740	3103640	I tried to level the playing field so that all the locks were fair. Same pinout all the way across the board.
3103640	3108300	Problem was, apparently, they were keyed a little bit too difficult.
3109260	3115640	I'd like to say, have the three finalists come up. Langley, Gandalf, and Werelock.
3115800	3119020	They're the only three that picked any of the locks.
3127480	3134160	And that's pretty impressive. I think we had about 65 people in the very first round, so we had a lot of people going at this.
3136380	3143520	So, Langley came in at third place. This is all about, of course, this DEF CON is all bragging rights.
3143640	3147600	I've got some prizes I want to give out to everybody. Posters, t-shirts, and stuff.
3147600	3153020	I also want to thank University of Advancing Tech for giving out some prizes for us as well.
3154100	3159940	But while I'm getting your guys a schwag, if anybody wants to talk anything, we had Langley come in in third place.
3159940	3168700	Alright, give these guys a round of hands. Second and third place battled out for about an hour, hour and a half afterwards to finish, to get through this.
3172560	3176700	And the average times to get to the finals were about three and a half minutes.
3177160	3181540	And then, of course, the first place winner, I don't know how he did it, but I'll let him talk to you.
3181840	3184940	Cracked it in 6.2 seconds in the very final round.
3190960	3197300	Thanks, Kai. These guys put up a great lock-picking contest every year. This is the third year, I think, right?
3197460	3202360	Three years, had the opportunity to be here each time. Only time ever making it to the finals.
3202740	3206340	Actually, I think we should give Kai and the guys that set it up another round of applause.
3211470	3217390	Actually, I think it's great that they made it a little bit tougher. I mean, fewer people made it in, but it showed a little bit more skill.
3218070	3223390	I don't know either how I got it in six seconds, but I just used a slim line and it was awesome.
3223390	3227510	But actually, hats off to these guys. I think it was more like two or two and a half hours at these guys.
3227510	3235370	It was like Ironman competition. And they went on and on and finally, Wehrlach cracked one. So, good job.
3243190	3249370	In case nobody saw it, again, this is all bragging rights.
3249370	3253150	We had Banner made up for this year, and I want to give it to Gandalf.
3253170	3259090	For hanging up in his office, hopefully, so his boss is happy with his work here this weekend.
3260050	3262330	My boss was in third place.
3264930	3266810	He said I was fired.
3268390	3290790	I'm going to have Grifter unleash some more shirts we found in the audience.
3291130	3295490	So, everybody who's got the shirts, unleash the hounds.
3306390	3308610	We just found another box of more stuff.
3312430	3320230	Ted actually donated a bunch of the LP Con shirts, so they're going to toss those around as well.
3321170	3324450	So, let's call up Grifter for the scavenger hunt.
3333400	3338420	I wanted to start off by saying that up there on the slide is bullshit.
3338420	3341180	If it was just me doing this, it wouldn't get done.
3341220	3343840	So, can we get a round of applause for DC-801?
3350500	3356640	I figured I'd share a few of the things that we had go on this year.
3356680	3366680	We made the teams rap battle each other, and the best rap got the highest amount of points and then slowly declined from there.
3366940	3376960	We had creative use of a slinky, and one team used it to create another item on the list, which was salami nunchucks.
3377820	3380920	So, that's what bound their salami together.
3382440	3388200	The other was DC-702 bent theirs up and picked a lock with it.
3396600	3401540	Every year we ask for a live chicken, and for four years we've never gotten one.
3402540	3404540	Say hi to a live chicken.
3408800	3410420	They want you to have it.
3410420	3415120	I already had two little baby chicks living in my room last night.
3415440	3417460	It won't be on the list next year.
3419500	3426100	Another one of the items was get DT to slap you hard, which turned out pretty well.
3429260	3436740	We had also argue about whether or not the Bellagio fountains are being powered by mermaids, like very loudly.
3436740	3439700	So, during the fountain show, the teams were out there screaming at each other.
3441460	3445180	And I quote, fuck that shit, that's a mermaid.
3454660	3458560	We had them duct tape a team member to a tree for a half an hour.
3460200	3462940	Now, this is where we kind of got owned.
3462940	3468040	We put down make a wetsuit out of mouse pads, and then jump into the pool.
3468060	3471240	You get 100 bonus points if all of your clothes stay dry.
3471400	3477500	So, the teams made a wetsuit out of mouse pads, took off their clothes, set them next to the pool, and then jumped in.
3485540	3493260	I'd also like to apologize to any speakers and attendees who heard people run screaming from the room, a dingo ate my baby.
3493660	3497840	Or, I'm covered in bees, and then slapped themselves running.
3500760	3508220	Another favorite of ours was get belligerent with tourists outside the Paris, while wearing a beret.
3508220	3514320	And as soon as the tourists start to pay attention, surrender.
3525320	3532780	Also, one of the Hunt staff's favorite was we had them make a suit of armor out of aluminum cans.
3533500	3536420	I'm going to start bringing up the teams.
3536420	3540820	The third place team was Team Quiggle, if they're here.
3542020	3543700	Anyone? Team Quiggle?
3544280	3545480	Come on, guys.
3545480	3546880	There they are.
3549120	3556980	Now, we already know who won. These guys know who won because it ended at noon and they were there battling it out to the bitter end.
3558040	3565660	And, I'll wait until I say this, but the second place team is DC702, so if you guys are here...
3573760	3579180	You'll notice some of their prizes are two big salt licks, because that was one of the items and we didn't want it.
3580200	3582780	So, I guess each team gets a chicken.
3587770	3593490	And the winner of the scavenger hunt for this year is Timmy Needs a Liver.
3593970	3595890	So, Timmy Needs a Liver.
3606750	3612730	So, these guys went nuts. They worked really hard. All of the teams worked really hard.
3612930	3617810	So, it was a blast. The Hunt staff had fun. We hope these guys had fun.
3618310	3629810	Also, I want to say thank you to these guys because, I don't know if you noticed, but the vendor area didn't have Miko in there, like Uncle Ira's giant table's worth of huge...
3630410	3632070	What is that stuff?
3632490	3634190	Crap. Okay, there you go.
3634590	3642250	And usually he donates a grip of stuff for us, but we got stuff from every single vendor in the vendor area.
3642250	3646450	We don't go out and take sponsors outside of DEF CON. We keep it gangsta.
3648070	3656610	Timmy Needs a Liver, because there weren't tons of prizes and they were getting the black badges, they decided to waive any of the swag stuff, take the black badges.
3656770	3660110	And since they had such a good competition with the other teams, they said give it to them.
3660110	3662250	So, round of applause for Timmy Needs a Liver.
3671620	3676080	Alright, we had a lot of fun this year and I just want to say thank you to a couple of groups and people that helped us out.
3676080	3687680	First off, DC707, DC530, DC503, DC410, Neg9 Security, and then personal people that have given us a lot of hands.
3688020	3699520	Londo, Ecstasy, Maximus, HiWizard, Stitch, Kelvin, and of course the people who run the competition, A, Grifter, and a bunch of other people whose names have escaped me at this point.
3699640	3703600	And then of course I'd like to thank DT for putting on DEF CON every year, because it's a blast. Thank you.
3728760	3733380	I forgot one thing. On behalf of DC801, Wynn Schwartau's daughter is hot.
3746760	3750960	Alright, Nolty Bubble. Alright man.
3751800	3753320	Hacker Jeopardy.
3757120	3763240	Nolton's also primarily responsible for the forums at DEF CON, so give him a little round of applause for making that work.
3770630	3775930	So this year Hacker Jeopardy was in it's 11th year, and I'm sure most of you have seen it before.
3775930	3779430	And actually, who caught it this year? It was on Friday and Saturday night.
3780130	3781770	Alright, not bad.
3782110	3789350	Well it went pretty well, and there were four rounds as usual. The final round with the winners from the first three rounds.
3790090	3792550	Yes, three people vomited.
3793470	3797370	I think that's a record, so round of applause for that.
3803720	3805680	Is Bobcat in the audience?
3806480	3807520	No.
3807520	3810420	Is anyone else from his team here?
3814050	3815990	Alright, that works.
3817050	3821230	Team Nymphs, they won. So come on stage.
3830800	3837060	We mostly won by drinking more than everyone else. We drank a total of 38 beers in our two rounds.
3837900	3839780	And it was Corona.
3840300	3844500	I'd like to thank the Rs, one of which vomited.
3844500	3848720	I'd like to thank Team 303, Dr. Faustus vomited.
3851200	3852420	Well done.
3852520	3857240	I'd like to thank IPV6, none of them vomited.
3857240	3862240	But they had to compete in Final Jeopardy after winning their round the same night.
3862240	3863760	So, good effort.
3864160	3867780	Also, what was that team name?
3867820	3870140	The Drunk Guys by the Pool.
3870680	3872560	Deliberately vomited.
3873460	3875520	So they could drink more.
3877500	3879900	It turned out to be a bad strategy.
3879900	3884940	Because they were also Googling for the Final Jeopardy question on a Blackberry.
3885380	3888200	I grabbed it and threw it in the vomit.
3892690	3894830	It does not work anymore.
3895510	3900690	Fortunately, they have an employee from RIM on their team. I think they can get another one.
3900690	3911010	I'd like to thank GMark and Win, NullTone, all the goons who made everything run so smooth, Beer Banshee and Vinyl Banner.
3911010	3913070	Thank you all very much.
3921230	3928650	So, everybody on the winning team is going to get the uber-cool DEF CON leather jacket.
3932740	3935680	Exactly, he's already bitching about it.
3936380	3938740	I already have two of them.
3939440	3940960	E-bay!
3942200	3946620	They'll get the black badges as well as the last edition of Pratt.
3947520	3948980	Thank you.
3962430	3965910	The official badging, it's the most moving part of the ceremony.
3965910	3968210	Thank you.
3985990	3988770	Alright, more shirts? Anyone? Anyone?
3998950	4002130	You treat them like a frisbee, I can hit them in the pool.
4008700	4011880	Wait, sis. No, you don't.
4013860	4019200	Alright, normally we have Chris Hurley come up and talk about the war drive.
4019680	4023920	He screwed me and says he has laryngitis and can't talk.
4024180	4029200	So, I'm going to try and talk you through these contests, the winners and the prizes.
4029800	4033620	If I say anything stupid, just laugh and act like I meant to say that.
4033960	4036020	It'll be just like Hacker Jeopardy.
4037720	4039260	Alright, so...
4040160	4044360	The main drive, apparently we had, what, four, five teams that started?
4045300	4046680	He's signing me.
4046680	4050200	Okay, we had three teams start the main drive.
4050500	4053620	And last I heard, none of them had showed back up.
4054760	4063700	If you see them laying in the desert, hanging on with their fingernails to a yogi, please call for help.
4064340	4069960	Alright, and this year we've got some mini-games.
4069960	4075180	And my understanding is that they were trying to do this in phases or rounds, is that correct?
4075220	4079460	Alright, so the first one of these rounds was called King of the Hill.
4079460	4080520	You going to try it?
4080860	4083860	No, no, you're just here to make sure I translate right.
4086440	4087140	Okay.
4088340	4089240	Okay, alright.
4089240	4093020	So, as you went through each round, you got points.
4093700	4095220	It says you beat each challenge.
4095220	4100280	And when you got to the end, all the points came together, right?
4100800	4104200	All the points for all the rounds added up for a total.
4104360	4106760	We ended up with two teams on these.
4109460	4111980	Alright, we started out with eight.
4111980	4118720	And from what I heard, two teams dominated and everyone else dropped out because their panties got wadded up.
4119700	4120160	Alright?
4120300	4123300	No offense to those of you with the wadded panties.
4123300	4127920	Alright, so, the first contest was King of the Hill.
4128320	4139460	My understanding of this is they had to hack a wireless network, alright, and then hack the server behind it and maintain control of that server.
4139780	4140900	Alright.
4141580	4145500	It's hard to hear him when he's trying to explain this and he can't talk.
4145820	4146660	Alright.
4147340	4148620	Let's find out.
4148620	4150420	I have all my notes here.
4150420	4159080	So, we had a team that consisted of Beetle, RenderMan, Deviant, and Pantera.
4159340	4166600	They did not have a name, so I guess that's something like in the Wi-Fi world of a default SSID, which is what I've started calling them.
4167580	4168320	Alright.
4168700	4179040	Now, they ended up winning the King of the Hill contest and the interesting part of this was that Beetle was actually speaking at DEF CON for two and a half hours of that.
4179040	4182280	Came in in the last thirty minutes and kicked everyone's ass.
4187480	4191540	Okay, so, they got a thousand points for that.
4191760	4194860	The second level was TAG, is that correct?
4195320	4197660	You're guessing, aren't you? I don't know either.
4197780	4198600	Alright.
4198780	4201720	We had a team called Preset Kill Limit.
4201720	4202760	Are they here?
4203200	4204320	Alright.
4205160	4207220	Bilbo and Hacksaw.
4207620	4210420	And TAG was similar to that, right?
4213560	4214480	Okay, yeah.
4214480	4217540	So they had to tag the box that they hacked, basically.
4217720	4222380	Hack a wireless network, hack the server behind it, place the tag file.
4222840	4224880	They got a thousand points for that.
4227660	4229620	There was Lady in the Tramp.
4229920	4233140	Lady in the Tramp was hack a wireless network.
4233260	4235700	There were two targets behind the wireless network this time.
4235700	4239140	One was very easy, which you got 300 points for, right?
4239140	4243540	And then there was the harder Tramp or, yeah, Tramp box.
4244620	4248440	The Lady was easy, I'm sorry, Tramp was easy, Lady's hard.
4248440	4250280	He lied, he's talking.
4250800	4251320	Alright.
4252040	4253080	Yeah.
4254700	4258560	Preset Kill Limit actually won that again with a thousand points.
4258560	4260480	They won with five minutes to spare.
4260480	4262020	There was actually a path of attack.
4262020	4268120	They had to go through the wireless network, through the Tramp, to get to the Lady.
4268120	4268860	Alright.
4269520	4272920	I don't know who makes this shit up, I just talk about it.
4273840	4274600	Alright.
4274600	4276120	Chris does.
4278120	4279580	Chris has kids.
4281740	4282500	Alright.
4282500	4291180	The last one was a Lockpick crossover, where Kai Goth from Lockpick was supposed to help out on this.
4292220	4298380	The Lockpick box was actually hidden at Amerisuites with an access point hidden inside.
4298400	4305720	The object was to find the wireless access point by honing in on the SSID and then proceed to pick the box.
4305880	4306340	Alright.
4306340	4311200	You get 300 points for finding the box, and then another 700 for picking it.
4311240	4315660	RenderMan's team did find the box, but never managed to get into the box.
4318100	4318660	RenderMan's...
4318660	4319640	Oh.
4320040	4322800	They never actually managed to get into the box.
4324360	4325240	Alright.
4325240	4328460	They took a backdoor vulnerability.
4329040	4331200	They got 300 points for finding it.
4331200	4335700	The other team, as I understand, never found the box, or chose not to compete in that one.
4335700	4336480	Alright.
4336480	4339560	They instead decided to go for Running Man.
4339560	4340600	Is that correct?
4341140	4342800	That was something different.
4342800	4343460	Okay.
4343460	4345800	So, Running Man, we had two UAT...
4350160	4351040	Okay.
4353940	4355780	So, they had their choice of those two.
4355780	4356420	Right?
4356640	4357380	Okay.
4357700	4359480	So, that's how that turned out.
4359960	4361680	Then we had the Running Man.
4362040	4370340	And we actually had two attendees walking around with backpacks with Zorus, with Apache, with Wi-Fi cards in them.
4370340	4374200	And they had to track down the signal and actually find the Running Man.
4374200	4374840	Right?
4375000	4375380	Alright.
4375820	4379380	PresetKillLimit also won that for 300 points.
4379740	4381100	Is that correct?
4381100	4381980	That is correct.
4381980	4382880	Alright.
4383040	4386140	And that leads us to the Last Crusade.
4386760	4389220	How long did it take you guys to find it?
4392020	4394800	46 minutes to find the Running Man.
4394800	4402480	Yeah, I actually had a conversation with him and he was sitting down to take a break when you guys found him.
4402480	4402760	Right?
4402760	4403680	Was he sitting down?
4403680	4404920	He was stopped moving.
4405380	4405800	Okay?
4405800	4408440	So, that's more of a resting man.
4411920	4413980	We're going to ping on him later.
4413980	4416360	Black Beetle is going to kick the shit out of him too.
4417080	4417820	Alright.
4417940	4420760	So, and then that leads us to the Last Crusade.
4422660	4425000	This was the final round.
4425000	4427200	I do not remember what the Last Crusade was.
4427860	4431700	Basically the way it worked, and bear with me on my voice.
4431700	4438420	Basically the way it worked was there were five different wireless networks set up with web servers behind them.
4438420	4442760	They had different varying levels of security enabled on the networks.
4442760	4448940	Starting off with basically a default SSID, I mean a default access point out of the box.
4448940	4454220	Then going on to MAC address filtering up through web and finally ending up with WPA.
4454340	4457120	And they had to compromise the boxes in order.
4457120	4464640	And the web server that was behind them would basically give them a clue on what the security mechanisms enabled on the next level were.
4464640	4465940	And they had to do that.
4465940	4471380	And they got 100 points for the first one, which were basically 100 gimme points.
4471380	4476760	Then they got 200 points for the next two stages each.
4476760	4481780	And then 300 for stage four and 300 for stage five to total 1,000 points.
4481780	4490380	The interesting thing about this one was that one of the teams was up by 700 points coming into this final round.
4490380	4496160	And they chose to do the running man so that they could get exactly 1,000 point lead.
4496160	4502060	Which would then require the other team to do all five stages in order to tie them.
4502060	4506640	Basically they took the easy game to guarantee themselves a share of the victory.
4506640	4508580	It was a pretty cool strategy that they used.
4512900	4518760	Alright, so as I understand it, we have prizes for nearly every one of these.
4519000	4523160	RenderMan's team actually picked the lock on the LockPickCon box.
4523160	4525040	We'd have prizes there.
4525040	4530440	And for the war driving contest, since everyone disappeared or vanished...
4530440	4532760	But you cheated, so it doesn't count.
4532760	4534060	Yes, you did. Jesus.
4534920	4537000	Don't pretend you had to drive.
4537000	4539000	Well, nobody...
4539000	4545080	RenderMan decides that basically the point all you had to do was be the first person to collect 1,000 access points.
4545080	4547700	RenderMan walks over in the contest area and says,
4547700	4551000	Oh shit, Beatles speak and I don't have a car and we got nowhere to do anything.
4551000	4555320	I'm like, alright, it's not my problem. You can walk around and get 1,000 access points pretty quick.
4555340	4562400	So they decided to go ahead and just throw fake AP up and get 1,000 access points in about 25 seconds.
4562400	4565680	I disqualified his ass.
4568100	4577560	Alright, so for King of the Hill, which went to RenderMan's team, we have four Sineo cards.
4577720	4579320	Alright, come on up guys.
4579320	4582640	RenderMan, Beatle, Deviant, and Banterra.
4582640	4584040	That is correct.
4588900	4595520	Alright, so we have four Sineo cards, four WarDrive books, and four WarDrive coins.
4595520	4596240	Correct?
4596420	4597480	That is correct.
4605650	4608290	Since you didn't win, I guess you get the books.
4609190	4611810	How many of these things have I got now?
4614800	4617620	Somebody offer me something good for this afterwards.
4618220	4621940	Since nobody buys my book anymore, I just give them away.
4628170	4632430	Absolutely. That's how I got in this situation anyway.
4632430	4634170	Alright, that's it. Thanks guys.
4644570	4650890	Alright, for the Lady in the Tramp, can we please get preset kill limit up here?
4652150	4654370	And you guys just might as well stay up here.
4654370	4657030	Oh, gotcha.
4659970	4667750	Alright, they are getting a signed copy of InfoSec Career Hacking and two USB drives for this piece.
4668990	4670930	Just go ahead and give them all their stuff.
4671190	4673430	Give them all their stuff. You guys stay up here.
4673430	4685630	Alright, and then for... they won the Running Man as well, so they get two Cyber Exploit CDs and two WarDriving coins.
4685790	4690550	Alright, and then for the Last Crusade, they also won, they have an access point plus...
4691330	4693010	They didn't win Last Crusade.
4693010	4695530	Oh, they did not win Last Crusade.
4696090	4697590	Alright, I don't have those notes.
4697650	4698610	RenderMan's team got that?
4698670	4699970	RenderMan's team got that.
4722280	4724640	Chris, who gets this one? These guys.
4724640	4729060	Alright, and then... that's great guys.
4729060	4730280	And if...
4730280	4732920	Just leave them up here because they were the overall winners.
4732920	4734420	And they get all this.
4734580	4738720	Okay, so as the overall winners, they get what?
4739000	4740420	A shit load of stuff.
4741560	4747460	Well, basically they get the cool prizes, which are the DEFCON leather jacket and the black badges.
4748500	4755700	They also have a laser sighted antenna that WarDrivingWorld.com was selling over in the vendor area.
4755700	4760360	That was very cool of them to donate. I don't know if anybody got a chance to see it, but it's very cool.
4763360	4765840	And then a whole bunch of other junk that's in the box.
4781110	4786810	Oh yeah, and they got a wireless firewall from WatchGuard that's very cool as well.
4786850	4789750	So, enjoy gents. Great job.
4795480	4797620	Alright, CTF. That's it.
4797620	4800740	Alright, last one is CTF, so if I can get those guys up here.
4808960	4810820	Is that everyone from Kenshoto?
4811920	4813360	Alright, here they come.
4819500	4826580	So we're going to introduce the people who put on the new Capture the Flag, and then they're going to give us a blow-by-blow and tell us who won.
4828480	4831820	So with that, we're going to pass off the microphone to Kenshoto.
4847710	4849130	Very arrogant.
4851430	4854050	Alright, so this is Kenshoto.
4854050	4858990	First of all, we have to say, the ghetto hackers, you've got to give them mad props.
4858990	4860890	They're really big shoes to fill.
4860890	4868670	They really took CTF to a really high level that was really tough for us to match,
4868670	4870510	particularly given only three months.
4870510	4872910	So let's give those guys a huge round of applause.
4881300	4883880	Alright, so we're going to try to make this short.
4883880	4891280	We've got our own private In-N-Out eating contest that we've got to get to, so we should have one of those next year.
4891280	4892940	Just don't invite Nick Farr.
4892940	4897740	For those of you who missed it, last year Nick Farr ate a 30-patty In-N-Out burger.
4898620	4901120	And the receipt was like, you know, Animal Burger.
4901120	4904720	Patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty, patty.
4904720	4908200	Well, this year he thought he could best himself, and he was raising money for the Hacker Foundation,
4908540	4914500	so he consumed a 35-patty burger and raised $600 for the Hacker Foundation.
4921940	4927960	So first of all, we had a qualifying round where we put up a server and had people hack it.
4927960	4932220	There were 130 sign-ups, 80 people showed up to play,
4932220	4936720	and only 15 did well enough where we would even consider having them sit at the table.
4936720	4940460	So the people who were in the room this weekend, they were Uber.
4940460	4942940	You've got to give them all mad props, okay?
4949830	4953770	So we started out with a little social engineering.
4953770	4959170	We pretty much seeded the rumor that we were going to be running servers for people, which we did,
4959170	4962090	but we told everybody that it was going to be Mac OS X.
4962150	4966750	We didn't really tell them that, but we made them believe it, and it was the rumor.
4966750	4968610	But actually it was FreeBSD.
4968610	4972190	We had people who claimed to have OS X zero days.
4972190	4975810	You can sell them to a couple of people around here.
4977650	4980670	So let's see, but really we used FreeBSD.
4980670	4984470	The game was similar to what it had been in the past couple of years,
4984470	4989450	but with a bigger focus on reverse engineering and exploit development.
4989850	4992130	Couldn't have a firewall up in this game.
4992130	4996890	It was architected so that you could run an IDS but nothing active.
4996890	4999250	You could see traffic, you couldn't kill it.
4999250	5002110	So it was a different game.
5002170	5006110	One of the biggest differences was that in addition to having teams compete,
5006110	5008870	we also had individual entrants.
5009990	5018030	So the teams had to attack other people's servers and defend their own server.
5018030	5022050	The individuals just had to attack, and they all had to find the security problems
5022050	5025890	and all the code that we had put there, some of it incredibly evil.
5026550	5032490	So before we announce the winners, we want to thank first and foremost our Gophers.
5032490	5035270	They were the people running around in the orange shirts.
5035270	5038830	We wouldn't have been able to do this without those guys. Thanks a lot.
5043330	5045570	Stand up guys, stand up.
5046970	5051870	Those orange shirts smell after three days, let me tell you.
5052110	5054990	That's why they're nowhere near us right now.
5054990	5061690	So we also want to thank the DEF CON staff, particularly Zach, VT,
5061690	5066230	and everybody else like Major and Agent X who helped us out.
5066230	5072910	And with that, we're going to post the final results on our webpage tonight.
5072950	5076090	But we're going to go over the top three.
5076090	5080270	Number three was the top individual.
5080270	5085370	So we didn't score them separately, they all lumped together.
5085690	5088550	The individuals were competing against the teams.
5088550	5094330	And so this individual, he beat five of the teams all by himself.
5094330	5097510	He was really good at all the little things.
5097510	5104170	So when a team would fuck up, he was there to figure it out and take advantage of it.
5104170	5106630	He was doing a phenomenal job.
5106630	5111670	So third place and first overall for individuals goes to Atlas.
5111670	5112970	Come on up.
5128140	5131680	Atlas is drinking his tab. He's got to be loving that.
5131680	5134300	It's the best diet beverage ever.
5137560	5145580	So what Atlas wins is the coveted black badge, DEF CON leather jacket,
5145580	5149480	and a bound issue of the final frack.
5149480	5154780	So Atlas, could you give us a couple words about what your strategy was?
5158620	5161880	Win and not fuck up anybody else so much that they killed me.
5169630	5173670	The amazing thing was he had to carry this tab can around the whole time.
5173670	5176590	It got stolen from him by another team.
5176670	5179970	And he still somehow managed to come in first place.
5179970	5181590	He got it back eventually.
5181590	5186770	But congratulations to Atlas and there's his black badge.
5194330	5199150	So Atlas had 479 points in third place.
5199150	5203130	It was a battle royale between the top two.
5203130	5206450	Those teams were apart by only 19 points.
5206450	5209410	They both deserve ridiculous amounts of respect.
5209410	5214010	They worked all through the night coming up with exploits both nights.
5214010	5217470	And that gave them a big advantage over everybody else.
5217530	5220790	They both had their best kung fu action grip.
5220790	5230730	But ultimately the difference maker, one team was a little better on offense finding stuff and breaking it.
5230730	5235070	The other was a little better on defense keeping their own services up.
5235350	5245210	And this year after they traded places a lot during the last day, it turns out that offense won the day.
5245210	5256410	So the second place team who we should give a big round of applause to with 595 points was School of Root.
5259410	5269030	Which means that Shellfish wins Capture the Flag with 614 points.
5271830	5273470	Come on.
5281220	5283820	They're going to get the same prizes as Atlas.
5283820	5287660	They get 8 badges, 8 books, 8 jackets.
5287660	5292640	They also get to take the War Games banner home with them but they got to cut it down themselves.
5293340	5295360	So let's get a speech.
5295720	5301080	No speech, just these are the best hackers in the universe.
5301240	5304260	We're all from Santa Barbara, California.
5304260	5307260	UCSB, California rocks.
5307340	5309520	West Coast wins again.
5312360	5315560	Alright, we'll see you next year for Capture the Flag.
5315780	5318960	We'll be doing it again next year.
5318960	5321240	We encourage everybody to sign up.
5321240	5323760	We'll announce to the DEF CON list.
5323760	5325860	But really congratulations to Shellfish.
5325860	5328680	They did a tremendous fucking job.
5341360	5343760	Alright, that's it for contest.
5345040	5345960	Afterwards.
5349980	5351360	Tab explosion.
5352540	5354760	Okay, so that concludes the...
5355320	5356920	Oh, see this number's all wrong.
5356920	5358940	The EFF dunk tank donation.
5359140	5361560	We did the dunk tank for the second year running.
5361620	5363400	Raising money for the EFF.
5364920	5367300	And this year we added a little component to it.
5367300	5370480	You could also pay a little bit more and get an EFF membership.
5370520	5372940	So for that we had 41 new EFF members.
5373500	5376640	We had 33 unique individuals dunked.
5376920	5379260	And that number, $3,300 is wrong.
5379260	5381680	I was just told it was $5,000.
5390710	5395270	So the way it works is DEF CON eats the cost of rental insurance and everything.
5395270	5397970	And it actually, it was actually a bit of a nightmare.
5397970	5401570	Because we informed our insurance company we had a dunk tank on the property.
5401570	5403190	They withdrew their insurance.
5403190	5407130	And we had to go find insurance like with two weeks to go before the show.
5407130	5408750	They just didn't want the risk.
5408930	5411570	So we ate that cost and we threw in another $500.
5411570	5416970	So it's an even $5,500 if we can have an EFF representative that might be around to take it.
5417390	5418670	Come on up guys.
5418890	5420210	Receive the denaro.
5420350	5422770	Maybe just say a little bit about the EFF for us please.
5428910	5434010	Well, a lot of you probably know EFF is an online civil liberties group.
5434290	5436090	We had a really great DEF CON.
5436270	5438590	Thanks so much to everyone who stopped by the booth.
5439590	5442910	DC702 who organized the summit pre-party.
5443310	5448530	And especially Frank and all the folks who organized the dunk tank.
5448530	5452290	It's absolutely awesome to see everyone support us so much.
5460280	5465280	I just want to say thank you to everyone who came by the dunk tank this week and helped contribute to the EFF.
5465280	5466520	It was a lot of fun.
5467220	5469320	We have a couple gifts for you.
5469720	5476680	First, we have a staff ball for everyone, all the staff members who were involved in getting the dunk tank up and running and working this week.
5476760	5478280	And here you go.
5479000	5488200	And the second one is, I still need some dunkies to come and find this, but we also have another softball with all the dunkies' names that we want to give to you guys.
5488400	5490860	Thanks a lot and we really appreciate all the work you do.
5499800	5507720	One last thing I'd like to do is, I'd like the guys and the gals who came out and helped me run the dunk tank this year, please stand up and take a round of applause.
5513640	5515060	Thank you very much.
5518980	5521600	Okay, I'm not sure what the next slide is. We'll see.
5521600	5529400	Oh, yes. Okay, so that pretty much wraps up this year, but I want to remind you that between now and next year, we want you guys to get involved.
5529400	5531180	And it's never too soon to get involved.
5531180	5539280	For example, Ken Shoto spent many months planning, but it took us several months just to find teams, people qualified who wanted to put on the contest.
5539280	5546240	So, if you want to start a contest, you want to do something cool, start planning early and let us know about five months before the show.
5546240	5549560	That gives everybody involved enough time to coordinate everything.
5549880	5551740	So, think ahead.
5552040	5554920	And here's some stuff to do until the next DEF CON.
5554920	5558040	DEF CON 14, there's going to be some pretty rocking changes.
5558380	5561000	It's going to be really exciting for you next year.
5561000	5567020	We're doing some really neat improvements in contest speaking areas.
5567020	5570780	We're going to have more sort of one-on-one learning sessions.
5570780	5573500	We're going to have really a lot of neat stuff going on.
5573620	5576780	I encourage you to participate on the forum.defcon.org.
5576780	5585480	We're always looking for better moderators, more moderators, people, subject matter experts to talk about and teach some of these kids that can't make it here about what's going on.
5585480	5594340	Not only are we going to be putting this year's DJ action and audio and video online, we're also going to try to solicit from you guys.
5594340	5597400	I really want to pump up our audio video archives.
5597400	5601120	We've got some hacker documentaries on there, but I know more are out there.
5601280	5604220	I just kind of have to hunt them down and get permission to put them online.
5604220	5611700	So, if you know anybody who's got a cool documentary or some video clips you want hosted, send them on in and we'll host them on our 10 megabit server.
5612620	5620800	So, send in some clips, write up something about Defcon, your stories, how you vomited on stage at Hacker Jeopardy, you know, blow by blow.
5621220	5624160	And just kind of spread the word. We'd really appreciate that.
5624160	5632320	And then finally, the public over at defconpics.org, they do a tremendous job of trying to be the memory repository for Defcon.
5632440	5638660	So, if you've got some pics you want to share them, send them on over to the public and he'll point off to your site.
5638660	5642500	And that's sort of our central go-to jumping off point for a lot of pictures.
5643360	5646940	So, with that said, I believe it's time for DT in the Pool.
5647260	5651300	I've come to expect this every year, and so this year I've taken off my socks.
5651960	5656380	I've taken off my socks and emptied all the electronics out of my pockets.
5656520	5660180	Actually, Jeff, this year I can assure you we're not going to throw you in the pool.
5660180	5662120	Oh, liquid nitrogen?
5662120	5665320	Gentlemen, ladies, come on down.
5665320	5667040	Zach, would you step up please?
5667040	5669080	Jeff, you can come on down here to the end.
5669660	5671400	You can stand over here on the stage.
5671980	5672560	Please, seriously.
5672560	5673980	Just down there, seriously?
5674440	5675580	With Zach.
5677220	5678500	Up on stage, Zach.
5680380	5681180	Goons, come on down.
5681180	5683320	I have all the goons up in front here. Everybody, come on down.
5683360	5684880	Seriously, we've talked about this, folks.
5684980	5689160	We could not do this without Jeff and Zach.
5689160	5690480	Or DT and Zach.
5691300	5696820	We basically would like to salute you, the audience, and Jeff and Zach and everyone else.
5696820	5699400	The Goons of DEF CON salute you.
5714810	5717950	That was some very, very, very cold ice water.
5720890	5724150	These guys were panicking about us throwing them in the pool.
5724530	5725850	Several times, both of them...
5725850	5726650	You guys want to go in the pool?
5726650	5728210	That certainly was cold.
5729030	5731590	I said, don't worry, Jeff, we're not going to throw you in the pool.
5734430	5735570	Liquid nitrogen.
5738150	5740430	You remember Han Solo from Star Wars?
5742110	5746490	Okay, with that said, I think we're going to keep the network up for a while until we shut everything down.
5747010	5748850	All the goons are going to take off their shirts.
5748850	5749770	We're going to stop gooning.
5749770	5750710	We're just going to be like you.
5750710	5753890	We're going to cool out, go to the pool, drink some beers, and just...
5753890	5756730	Well, maybe take your shirts off.
5757130	5758770	Figuratively take their shirts off.
5760170	5761090	Start the music.
5761090	5765210	So with that, I'd like to thank you all for coming and close DEF CON 13.
5765210	5765550	Thank you.