[00:13.400 --> 00:20.560] Thank you all so much for coming here to hear my speech at 8 o'clock on a Saturday night. [00:20.680 --> 00:26.620] I'm not sure why I got... how I managed to pull this particular time slot. [00:26.620 --> 00:31.340] This is a time when people would rather be breaking the law than learning about the law. [00:31.340 --> 00:35.760] But I'll do my best to try to keep it interesting and also maybe try to keep it short [00:35.760 --> 00:40.260] and maybe we can have something like a conversation following this. [00:40.260 --> 00:45.080] So, for those of you who don't know me, my name is Jennifer Granick [00:45.080 --> 00:49.540] and I am the Executive Director of the Center for Internet and Society, [00:49.540 --> 00:53.900] which is a public interest internet law program at Stanford Law School. [00:53.900 --> 00:57.940] And as part of our program, we have conferences, speakers, [00:57.940 --> 01:03.240] things to study the interaction of civil liberties, the public interest in computer technology. [01:03.240 --> 01:09.440] And I also teach a class there, which is a practical course for law students [01:09.440 --> 01:11.820] which is called the Cyber Law Clinic. [01:11.820 --> 01:15.360] And we take cases and provide people with pro bono legal services [01:15.360 --> 01:18.080] and students get to work on the cases and learn how to be lawyers [01:18.080 --> 01:21.680] and I get to work on issues that I think are important and interesting. [01:22.040 --> 01:27.920] So, I am a teacher but also a litigator in that capacity. [01:27.920 --> 01:31.880] I came to this job from my background as being a criminal defense attorney, [01:31.880 --> 01:36.120] which I can tell you has been an extremely useful background this week. [01:36.120 --> 01:40.300] And we may get a chance to talk about that a little bit while I am up here. [01:40.960 --> 01:45.360] Okay, so my conception for this talk was that I wanted to actually have a really large audience [01:45.360 --> 01:48.680] and I thought, how else do you have a large audience other than to survey everybody [01:48.680 --> 01:52.140] and find out what questions they are interested in and then answer those questions. [01:52.140 --> 01:58.160] So I took an extremely informal survey that my father would think is completely statistically inaccurate [01:58.160 --> 02:00.460] and I came up with the following questions. [02:01.460 --> 02:02.920] And there we have some of them. [02:02.920 --> 02:06.540] I came up with about ten questions that I thought that people would be interested in. [02:08.820 --> 02:12.200] And for those of you who responded to my survey, thank you very much. [02:12.440 --> 02:16.720] I swapped out one of the old questions to give us question number nine [02:16.720 --> 02:23.560] because I think that there is a lot of interesting things to say about that from a legal standpoint. [02:23.560 --> 02:28.320] And the thing about it, the thing about the whole issue that interested me from a legal standpoint [02:28.320 --> 02:32.200] and I will give you some idea of my sense about what the law is behind all of that. [02:32.200 --> 02:34.920] So these are the ten questions that I'm going to be answering. [02:35.380 --> 02:37.560] And I think since we have, I see some more people coming, [02:37.560 --> 02:41.260] but I think when I did a similar kind of format at Black Hat, [02:41.260 --> 02:43.640] I asked for people to keep questions until the end. [02:43.760 --> 02:48.700] But I think here, since it's kind of a small group, I think I can manage to take questions during. [02:48.700 --> 02:53.040] I just don't want to get bogged down on one question and not get to the point where, [02:53.540 --> 02:56.280] not get to the point where we get to kind of get through all of the questions. [02:56.280 --> 03:00.280] So if you have questions that are relevant to something I'm talking about at the time, [03:00.280 --> 03:05.360] please just raise your hand and I'll see if I want to call on you. [03:05.620 --> 03:09.740] I see somebody there with a trademark infringing Newsweek shirt, [03:09.740 --> 03:12.760] which I'm going to tell my husband about since he works there. [03:14.600 --> 03:17.920] It's a parody, yeah. Okay, well then you're cool, man, you're cool. [03:19.420 --> 03:23.040] Alright, so when you're trying to cover ten legal questions, [03:23.040 --> 03:25.560] the thing I want to make pretty clear here is that I'm going to try to give you [03:25.560 --> 03:28.040] at a very high level some legal information. [03:28.040 --> 03:31.880] This isn't legal advice and it's not a substitute for talking either, you know, [03:31.880 --> 03:34.880] specifically with a lawyer about your specific situation. [03:34.960 --> 03:39.120] But I think one of the things that's wrong with the law, and especially the law in this area, [03:39.120 --> 03:43.080] is that it's so complicated that it's hard to kind of get a sense of, like, what the deal is. [03:43.080 --> 03:46.820] And of course every time you ask a lawyer what the deal is, the lawyer will always answer, [03:46.820 --> 03:50.600] I mean, if they're giving you the truthful answer, the answer is always, well, it depends. [03:50.820 --> 03:56.540] And it depends isn't really all that helpful, I can't, but it's always the right answer. [03:56.540 --> 03:59.380] So I'm not going to give you an answer that's any different from it depends, [03:59.380 --> 04:03.800] I'm just going to try to give you some sense of what factors it depends upon, [04:03.800 --> 04:08.700] and then, you know, hopefully that gives you a sense of what matters in all of these issues. [04:11.840 --> 04:16.780] Okay, so as you know from reading my questions, the first question that people asked was about wireless. [04:16.780 --> 04:19.740] And why did I think that wireless would be an interesting thing to talk about? [04:19.740 --> 04:22.940] Well, for those of you who are readers of the internet, [04:22.940 --> 04:30.680] you know that there was very recently a case in Florida where a Florida man was arrested for using wireless networks. [04:30.740 --> 04:33.500] And he was charged with a crime under the Florida law. [04:33.500 --> 04:36.780] So people wonder, is it a crime to use open wireless networks? [04:36.780 --> 04:41.280] Because if so, I think probably there's a lot of people here in the audience, myself included, [04:41.280 --> 04:43.220] who have been committing some crimes. [04:45.620 --> 04:50.320] No one else needs to confess, I'll do the confessing for us. [04:50.320 --> 04:53.820] I think the important thing about wireless is that when people say, [04:53.820 --> 04:56.840] well, I'm using a wireless network, there's a couple of different things you could mean, [04:56.840 --> 04:59.520] and different laws are going to apply to these different activities. [04:59.520 --> 05:05.400] So depending on what you're doing, we can see which laws might apply. [05:05.700 --> 05:10.100] The Florida case is a relatively rare situation. [05:10.100 --> 05:18.860] I personally am only aware of two other instances in which people have been charged with accessing a wireless network. [05:18.860 --> 05:24.000] One is a case that I was involved in in California, which later morphed into a case about something else, [05:24.000 --> 05:26.300] and the wireless was no longer an issue. [05:26.300 --> 05:31.880] And the other was a federal prosecution of a man named Stephan Puffer in Houston, [05:31.880 --> 05:36.180] and he was acquitted following a jury trial. [05:36.180 --> 05:42.380] So those are the only other two instances I'm aware of in which somebody was prosecuted for wireless. [05:42.400 --> 05:47.400] So let's take the more easy instances first and see what laws might apply. [05:47.400 --> 05:50.040] First, accessing stored files through the network. [05:50.340 --> 05:57.320] So the law that applies to protecting stored files is the Electronic Communications Privacy Act, [05:57.320 --> 06:00.700] and I put the text of the statute up here for you, [06:00.700 --> 06:04.580] but I want to take a moment to touch on, or to really kind of talk about, [06:04.580 --> 06:08.400] the two operative concepts that are the basis for this law, [06:08.400 --> 06:14.760] and also for the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, which is the anti-hacking law, [06:14.760 --> 06:16.620] and for many of these computer laws. [06:16.620 --> 06:20.620] And that's the issue of unauthorized access. [06:20.980 --> 06:29.460] So almost all of these privacy and computer crimes that we see are based on access that's unauthorized. [06:29.460 --> 06:30.580] So what does that mean? [06:30.580 --> 06:33.460] Well, access could mean a lot of things. [06:33.960 --> 06:37.580] I was having a conversation with my parents at dinner tonight, [06:37.580 --> 06:42.420] and we were talking about what it means to kind of get behind or go into a website, [06:42.420 --> 06:45.820] or sort of go behind the front page, or that sort of thing. [06:45.820 --> 06:50.740] And you can talk about access as being something kind of metaphorical, [06:50.740 --> 06:55.940] like if I visit the website, then that's sort of like the front page, like the front door, [06:55.940 --> 06:59.860] but it's not like I'm getting into the database of information that's behind it. [06:59.860 --> 07:03.940] Or if I ping and it sends me back a packet that says, yes, I'm here, [07:03.940 --> 07:08.260] then it's not like I really went inside or got any of the information that's inside. [07:08.480 --> 07:10.800] Or you can look at it in the way that computers really work, [07:10.800 --> 07:13.100] which is you send packets and it sends you packets, [07:13.100 --> 07:17.660] and when you send it packets, you're causing that machine to do something and you're accessing it. [07:17.780 --> 07:20.880] Well, courts have looked at it in the more broad sense, [07:20.880 --> 07:28.440] and basically the cases have read that every time you have some kind of contact with a networked computer, [07:28.440 --> 07:32.020] you're sending it electrons and packets, and so you are accessing it. [07:32.020 --> 07:33.540] So it has this very broad thing. [07:33.540 --> 07:39.220] In no case, in none of the cases that deal with the interpretation of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, [07:39.220 --> 07:42.560] has anyone ever been held to not have accessed the computer. [07:42.560 --> 07:47.440] So access is kind of, it's like any use or connection with a networked computer is access. [07:47.440 --> 07:50.700] Well, so okay, there's one element of the crime that we've all committed. [07:50.700 --> 07:52.040] What about authorization? [07:52.040 --> 07:57.300] Is authorization really something that helps us distinguish between legal and illegal activity? [07:58.360 --> 08:00.960] So authorization could mean a lot of things. [08:00.960 --> 08:04.240] It could mean that you have explicit permission, [08:04.240 --> 08:06.940] or it could mean that you weren't explicitly kept out. [08:06.940 --> 08:09.000] And how does the law see this? [08:12.490 --> 08:18.970] Well, a lot of technological people think that authorization is kind of about what the computer allows you to do. [08:18.970 --> 08:22.130] So if permissions are set in such a way that you can access a file, [08:22.130 --> 08:25.410] or if the file is stored in a public space on the web server, [08:25.410 --> 08:29.170] then you have authorization because the computer authorized you to do it. [08:29.430 --> 08:31.590] And that's not the way that the law looks at it. [08:31.590 --> 08:37.010] The law has a much more social or sociological view of what authorization means. [08:37.010 --> 08:43.350] And there are many ways that you can do something that goes beyond your authorization. [08:43.750 --> 08:50.550] There are cases that say that if you do something that's what a banner warning tells you not to do, [08:50.550 --> 08:52.330] your use is unauthorized. [08:52.330 --> 08:55.370] There are cases that say if you make access to a computer system [08:55.370 --> 09:01.410] contrary to the terms of a contract or terms of service, that that's unauthorized. [09:01.410 --> 09:06.770] Cases that say that if you are notified that what you're doing is unauthorized, [09:06.770 --> 09:09.690] and you continue to do it, that that's unauthorized. [09:09.690 --> 09:12.830] So we have cases like eBay versus Bidder's Edge, [09:12.830 --> 09:17.750] in which a robot spidering program that collected auction information from eBay [09:17.750 --> 09:21.210] was making unauthorized access to eBay's website [09:21.210 --> 09:26.970] because eBay told the company that ran the spidering program they didn't want them there. [09:26.970 --> 09:34.290] We have cases where somebody who was a former employee who had left that company [09:34.290 --> 09:38.310] and was told that as a condition of your having left this company, [09:38.310 --> 09:42.470] you're not allowed to compete with us, sort of a non-compete agreement. [09:42.470 --> 09:48.070] And he then went on to his old company's website and collected data there about how much, [09:48.070 --> 09:51.270] I think it was cruises, travel packages cost. [09:51.270 --> 09:56.450] And in that case, they said, well, you were doing that to compete with your old employer, [09:56.450 --> 10:01.830] and that was contrary to the terms of your termination contract, and so that was unauthorized. [10:01.830 --> 10:05.750] The case that I think reads unauthorized access the most broadly [10:05.750 --> 10:12.430] is a case where a former employee started working for a new competitor company, [10:12.430 --> 10:18.810] but before he moved to the new company, he took a copy of his old employer's customer list, [10:18.810 --> 10:20.910] and he took it with him to the new company. [10:20.910 --> 10:23.270] And then the old company sued the new company and said, [10:23.270 --> 10:27.330] you had your guy make unauthorized access to our computers. [10:27.390 --> 10:29.890] And the new employer said, hey, he was authorized. [10:29.890 --> 10:32.030] He had a password. He was still working there. [10:32.030 --> 10:35.370] He was allowed to access the customer list. [10:35.370 --> 10:39.130] Maybe, you know, he took a trade secret or something, but it wasn't this violation. [10:39.130 --> 10:41.490] It wasn't unauthorized access to your computers. [10:41.670 --> 10:46.730] And what the court said is that, no, the court said at the moment that he knew in his mind [10:46.730 --> 10:50.870] that he was acting contrary to the interests of his employer, [10:59.500 --> 11:03.600] all right, and that he was acting contrary to the interests of his employer, [11:03.600 --> 11:05.380] his use was not authorized. [11:05.380 --> 11:06.220] Well, think about that. [11:06.220 --> 11:11.860] Every time you access some computer in a way that the computer owner might not like is unauthorized, [11:11.860 --> 11:13.260] that's pretty broad. [11:13.260 --> 11:18.460] Okay, so keep that in mind when we're talking about all of these things, [11:18.460 --> 11:22.700] about what unauthorized means and whether it's really a principled way to distinguish [11:22.700 --> 11:25.080] between something that's criminal and not criminal. [11:25.080 --> 11:27.040] I mean, my argument is that it's not. [11:27.040 --> 11:30.560] And if you look at the civil cases that interpret these, particularly the civil cases, [11:30.560 --> 11:32.180] but now some criminal cases, [11:32.180 --> 11:37.560] think about whether search engines or spidering robots or shopping bots [11:37.560 --> 11:39.700] or those sorts of things are crimes, [11:39.700 --> 11:44.420] because cases have held that all of those are making unauthorized access to computers. [11:44.840 --> 11:49.640] So if you were to use wireless to access stored files on a network without permission, [11:49.640 --> 11:54.480] that would be a violation of this particular law that I have listed up here. [11:56.520 --> 12:00.000] What about intercepting communications that go over the network? [12:00.000 --> 12:05.340] Well, there's a law that says that you are not allowed to intercept the contents of communications. [12:05.480 --> 12:06.920] So when people ask me, [12:06.920 --> 12:09.680] well, what if it's unencrypted just going over a wireless network? [12:09.680 --> 12:12.360] Can I read it and take a look at it? [12:12.360 --> 12:13.480] And I always say no. [12:13.480 --> 12:18.880] And I feel even better about this after I used the wireless at Black Hat to check my email, [12:18.880 --> 12:21.320] and the next thing I knew I was locked out of my email account [12:21.320 --> 12:25.080] because some bozo was logged on and so I couldn't get back in. [12:25.080 --> 12:28.260] I've had to change my email password four times at Black Hat. [12:30.320 --> 12:32.540] I know. I know what you guys are all thinking. [12:32.540 --> 12:34.880] But I'm a lawyer. Give me a break. [12:44.080 --> 12:48.420] So I always tell people you shouldn't be accessing the content of communications, [12:48.420 --> 12:51.160] but I do think that if anybody, [12:51.160 --> 12:54.000] and it wouldn't be any of my clients who talked to me about this beforehand, [12:54.000 --> 12:57.440] but if anybody ever does make this mistake and ends up getting prosecuted for it, [12:57.440 --> 13:01.000] I think there might be a defense within the context of the statute. [13:01.220 --> 13:03.500] The statute does have an exception in it, [13:03.500 --> 13:08.060] which I think was designed to protect people who were capturing radio signals. [13:08.060 --> 13:11.440] And that exception says that it's not unlawful to intercept communications [13:11.980 --> 13:16.620] which are configured so as to be accessible to the general public, [13:16.620 --> 13:18.760] readily accessible to the general public. [13:18.760 --> 13:23.760] And I think there's an argument you could make that unencrypted communications over wireless [13:23.760 --> 13:26.300] are readily accessible to the general public. [13:26.300 --> 13:29.640] So hopefully none of you will ever have to mount that defense, [13:29.640 --> 13:32.720] but if so, we'll see how that goes. [13:34.500 --> 13:36.780] Alright, what about just using the network? [13:36.800 --> 13:39.140] So this also gets us into question number two, [13:39.140 --> 13:43.000] which is what are the federal and state laws regarding computer crimes? [13:43.080 --> 13:44.760] And as I talked to you before, [13:44.760 --> 13:48.880] the kind of triggering thing is this unauthorized access. [13:49.120 --> 13:52.360] The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, which is 18 U.S.C. 1030, [13:52.360 --> 13:54.740] one of my favorite laws, [13:54.740 --> 13:57.420] makes it a crime to access a computer without authorization [13:57.420 --> 13:59.820] and either obtain information or cause damage. [13:59.820 --> 14:02.100] It's a very long statute and there's more to it than that, [14:02.100 --> 14:03.640] but you get the basic gist. [14:03.720 --> 14:09.260] So the question is, is using wireless a crime under this statute? [14:09.260 --> 14:12.440] And I've always thought no, just using it isn't, [14:12.440 --> 14:15.120] because the wireless isn't necessarily a computer [14:15.120 --> 14:17.260] and as long as you're not overusing the bandwidth [14:17.260 --> 14:21.180] or doing anything to damage the network, there's no damage. [14:21.180 --> 14:22.560] And in order for this to happen, [14:22.560 --> 14:24.700] you have to either obtain information or cause damage. [14:24.700 --> 14:26.940] So I thought that was pretty okay [14:26.940 --> 14:30.520] until we started seeing these California and Florida cases. [14:31.320 --> 14:33.760] So, why is it different under state law? [14:33.760 --> 14:37.200] Well, state laws are phrased differently than the federal law [14:37.200 --> 14:39.220] and I have here the California law. [14:39.220 --> 14:41.800] It basically says you don't have to cause damage [14:41.800 --> 14:44.180] and it doesn't have to be access to a computer. [14:44.200 --> 14:47.560] If you use computer services without permission, [14:47.560 --> 14:49.260] you may be committing a crime. [14:49.260 --> 14:52.780] And this was the statute that they chose to arrest [14:52.780 --> 14:55.220] the person that I was working with under. [14:55.700 --> 14:58.760] Similarly, the Florida statute says that it's a crime [14:58.760 --> 15:01.020] to willfully, knowingly, and without authorization [15:01.020 --> 15:04.560] access a computer system or computer network. [15:04.560 --> 15:07.180] And you could say that the wireless or the access hub [15:07.180 --> 15:09.660] is part of the computer network. [15:09.660 --> 15:11.240] So, this is kind of scary, [15:11.240 --> 15:14.460] because you know that you're accessing the wireless [15:14.460 --> 15:17.580] and how do they prove that it's without authorization? [15:17.580 --> 15:21.080] Well, the way they usually prove it is not that hard. [15:21.080 --> 15:25.160] Basically, as I said, it's kind of in the mind of the owner, [15:25.160 --> 15:26.880] is the way that the law looks at it. [15:26.880 --> 15:29.640] And what I have seen them do in all of my cases is [15:29.640 --> 15:32.040] they get the person who's the owner of the computer system [15:32.040 --> 15:34.060] to come into court and they say, [15:34.060 --> 15:36.100] did you ever give the defendant permission [15:36.100 --> 15:38.800] to use your computer services or computer? [15:38.800 --> 15:42.440] And the owner says, no, I never gave them permission. [15:42.440 --> 15:44.480] And boom, they're done, they leave, and that's it. [15:44.480 --> 15:45.580] What are you going to say? [15:45.580 --> 15:47.820] So, authorization's always been pretty easy, [15:47.820 --> 15:50.720] or lack of authorization's always been pretty easy to prove. [15:51.020 --> 15:52.760] But with wireless, how do you know, right? [15:52.760 --> 15:53.660] Is there a question? [16:07.320 --> 16:09.480] So, his question is, isn't it kind of implicit [16:09.480 --> 16:11.100] if people leave it open, [16:11.100 --> 16:13.040] that maybe you're authorizing, [16:13.040 --> 16:15.420] that it's implicit that you're allowed? [16:17.200 --> 16:17.940] Yeah. [16:19.940 --> 16:21.740] They're saying, well, the box is called allow all, [16:21.740 --> 16:23.060] and I can promise both of you [16:23.060 --> 16:25.200] that people who have wireless in their house, [16:25.200 --> 16:27.860] many people have never seen that box. [16:27.860 --> 16:29.500] Many people just plug the thing in [16:29.500 --> 16:32.800] and it just automatically allows, and that's it. [16:32.800 --> 16:36.860] So, do those people want other people to make access, [16:36.860 --> 16:37.940] or don't they? [16:37.940 --> 16:43.260] Some ISPs encourage you to share your broadband connection, [16:43.260 --> 16:45.920] and some ISPs in the contract tell you [16:45.920 --> 16:47.480] that you're not allowed to share. [16:47.480 --> 16:50.120] But the vendors choose to leave the burden [16:50.120 --> 16:53.460] of actually excluding or including people, [16:53.460 --> 16:56.860] or actually including or excluding outside users [16:56.860 --> 17:01.620] to the people who purchase the access and the wireless router, [17:01.620 --> 17:03.620] and most of those people aren't like us. [17:03.620 --> 17:05.320] Most of those people are more like, [17:05.720 --> 17:08.560] as I have my poster children of my parents, [17:08.560 --> 17:10.140] most of those people are more like my parents, [17:10.140 --> 17:13.020] who, at best case scenario, are going to plug the thing in [17:13.020 --> 17:14.620] and be psyched that it works. [17:14.860 --> 17:16.720] Worst case scenario, have to call in, you know, [17:16.720 --> 17:19.900] some expert technical assistance to help with that. [17:19.900 --> 17:22.260] So the question is, what do you know? [17:22.920 --> 17:23.800] Exactly. [17:24.140 --> 17:27.240] So the question is, what do you as the user know [17:27.240 --> 17:28.760] about what the owner wants, [17:28.760 --> 17:31.940] just based on the fact that access is possible? [17:31.940 --> 17:33.620] Do you really know what's in their mind? [17:33.620 --> 17:36.500] And as long as the courts look at what's in the owner's mind, [17:36.500 --> 17:39.820] as opposed to what might seem reasonable to you, [17:39.820 --> 17:40.760] you're in trouble. [17:41.040 --> 17:45.780] In the case that I was involved in, [17:45.780 --> 17:48.380] one of the things that made them feel like it wasn't authorized [17:48.380 --> 17:53.360] is that my client was outside of somebody's house in his car, [17:53.360 --> 17:56.240] and they're like, why is he lurking around outside their house? [17:56.240 --> 17:59.200] Now, that might seem like totally normal behavior to some of us, [17:59.200 --> 18:01.040] you know, when you need to get onto the wireless, [18:01.040 --> 18:03.620] there's nothing wrong with lurking around outside somebody's house. [18:03.620 --> 18:05.760] But, you know, I don't know that a judge or a jury [18:05.760 --> 18:08.800] is necessarily going to view it the same way, [18:08.800 --> 18:10.940] and it's kind of risky to depend upon that. [18:10.940 --> 18:12.180] And of course, you don't know. [18:12.180 --> 18:14.560] When the access point's open, you don't know whether you're allowed [18:14.560 --> 18:19.320] or the person's just, you know, too lazy or ignorant [18:19.320 --> 18:21.380] to have configured it differently. [18:21.640 --> 18:23.640] So what I have argued with these laws [18:23.640 --> 18:27.060] is that it shouldn't be enough that you know you use wireless [18:27.060 --> 18:28.940] and that it's unauthorized. [18:28.940 --> 18:32.100] I've argued that you should have to know that it's unauthorized. [18:32.100 --> 18:34.400] Like, you in your mind know that you're not allowed [18:34.400 --> 18:35.840] to be doing what you're doing. [18:35.840 --> 18:38.220] Otherwise, you don't have a guilty state of mind. [18:38.220 --> 18:41.440] You're not doing anything that is, you know, [18:41.440 --> 18:44.720] the illicit criminal thing that's what we're trying to prevent. [18:44.860 --> 18:47.840] And much of criminal law, in fact almost all of criminal law, [18:47.840 --> 18:50.440] requires you to have like a guilty criminal state of mind. [18:50.440 --> 18:52.980] And that's what we do to distinguish between, you know, [18:52.980 --> 18:55.860] where you don't get punished and where it's okay to put you in prison. [18:56.420 --> 18:58.560] So no court has adopted that yet. [18:58.560 --> 19:01.780] But if there are any lawyers out here who ever face some of these cases, [19:01.780 --> 19:03.500] you can call me, I wrote a brief on it, [19:03.500 --> 19:05.940] and I think it's pretty good, I think it's a really good argument. [19:06.340 --> 19:09.460] But can you count on it? You know, no. [19:22.670 --> 19:26.630] So the question is, what else could you do to make the fail-open, [19:26.630 --> 19:31.990] to make fail-open more of a legal, like more robust legally? [19:31.990 --> 19:36.830] So that, you know, in the absence of circumstances that clearly point to the contrary, [19:36.830 --> 19:40.950] instead of assuming that you're not authorized, we assume that you are authorized. [19:41.050 --> 19:43.850] And I think that, I mean, that would be great, right, [19:43.850 --> 19:49.330] if we could communicate to courts or juries or, you know, or Congress [19:49.330 --> 19:54.350] that, or legislatures, that in the absence of some kind of security measure [19:55.290 --> 19:58.810] or some kind of clear notice to the contrary, [19:58.810 --> 20:03.850] if something is accessible, we can assume that it's okay to access it. [20:04.270 --> 20:08.150] And, you know, so there's two ways that the law develops. [20:08.150 --> 20:10.490] The law can either develop through, well, there's many ways, [20:10.490 --> 20:13.230] but the law can mainly develop either through statute, [20:13.230 --> 20:16.470] where you can have that be something that a legislature would pass, [20:16.470 --> 20:20.670] or it can develop through the common law, where through the process of judges making rulings, [20:20.670 --> 20:24.570] something becomes conventional and is sort of the way that things are done. [20:24.570 --> 20:28.510] And so, you know, many of these cases, what you're hoping for is to develop a common law [20:28.510 --> 20:33.910] so that courts see that, you know, we're going to assume, we're going to assume freedom. [20:33.910 --> 20:38.210] We're going to put the burden of security, the burden of closing something on the owner, [20:38.210 --> 20:40.650] and we're going to not put the burden on the public to assume that [20:40.650 --> 20:43.730] unless they're explicitly invited in, they can't go anywhere. [20:43.950 --> 20:46.230] So that's the way that it works with the law. [20:46.230 --> 20:50.050] I mean, there may very well be technological ways we could do that as well, [20:50.050 --> 20:55.090] which might include making it easier for people to make their preferences more explicit [20:55.090 --> 21:00.370] and putting maybe pressure on vendors, for example, to make that process of deciding easier [21:00.370 --> 21:04.050] so that we don't have to assume that if it's open, it's ignorance. [21:04.050 --> 21:09.130] We can assume that if it's open, it's intentional, and that if it's closed, that too is intentional. [21:13.160 --> 21:15.360] Okay, so the Patriot Act and computer crime. [21:15.360 --> 21:18.640] How did the Patriot Act change investigations of computer crimes? [21:19.080 --> 21:24.220] Well, clearly the Patriot Act expanded surveillance in many areas, [21:24.220 --> 21:27.780] but I'm going to talk just specifically about this particular area. [21:27.780 --> 21:31.980] And the Patriot Act changed computer crime investigation in two main ways. [21:31.980 --> 21:37.640] First, it made it possible to get wiretaps to investigate computer crimes. [21:37.640 --> 21:41.580] A wiretap is a very privacy-invasive investigatory tool, [21:41.580 --> 21:44.560] and you can't get it to investigate just any crime. [21:44.560 --> 21:50.340] You can only get it to investigate a certain enumerated list of crimes, [21:50.340 --> 21:54.400] kind of meant to be the more serious or the more dangerous ones. [21:54.480 --> 22:00.160] And now computer hacking is one of those more serious or dangerous crimes for which you can get a wiretap. [22:00.160 --> 22:05.180] It also created this computer trespasser exception to the wiretap rules. [22:05.200 --> 22:10.260] The trespasser exception gives the government additional rights to monitor somebody [22:10.260 --> 22:13.100] who is a trespasser on the computer system. [22:13.100 --> 22:17.380] So if it's your system, it gives you more power to bring the government in [22:17.380 --> 22:19.840] without the government needing to get a warrant, [22:19.840 --> 22:24.780] and it gives the government more power to work with people who are owners of victim systems [22:24.780 --> 22:32.540] in order to do monitoring without having to go through the same kind of... [22:32.540 --> 22:37.540] without having to show the same level of proof that they would have to show prior to the Patriot Act. [22:37.540 --> 22:41.220] And here is basically the terms and conditions of the trespasser exception. [22:41.220 --> 22:41.760] Yes? [22:45.760 --> 22:50.240] So trespasser is defined... it's very interesting, I think, how they defined it in this statute. [22:50.240 --> 22:56.840] A trespasser is somebody who has no contractual relationship or authority to be on the computer. [22:56.840 --> 22:59.920] And I think the thing that's really interesting about that is to contrast it [22:59.920 --> 23:03.080] with the definition in the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, [23:03.080 --> 23:05.700] which says that you're just unauthorized. [23:05.700 --> 23:10.080] And it's clear that unauthorized means you've gone beyond the terms of the contract. [23:10.080 --> 23:13.200] Here they're saying, even if you go beyond the terms of the contract, [23:13.200 --> 23:16.980] that's not enough to be a trespasser on this computer system. [23:17.120 --> 23:21.540] If you have any right to be there at all, like if you're a legitimate user [23:21.540 --> 23:24.320] and you're just exceeding your authorized access, [23:24.320 --> 23:27.560] you're not going to be falling in under the computer trespasser exception. [23:27.560 --> 23:31.700] You're just not... it's got to be somebody who has no authority or no right to be there at all. [23:31.920 --> 23:36.740] And the thing that just really aggravates me about that is it shows that Congress knows [23:36.740 --> 23:41.780] that the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act covers people who are outside of the bounds of contract [23:41.780 --> 23:46.760] and that they're making criminal something that is just a breach of contract, [23:46.760 --> 23:49.380] which I think is wrong and drives me crazy. [23:49.380 --> 23:52.580] And you wonder whether maybe they just don't realize what they're doing [23:52.580 --> 23:56.540] and then you see that they excluded people with some kind of contractual authority [23:56.540 --> 24:00.800] when they made the trespasser exception, which shows that they knew what they were doing all along [24:00.800 --> 24:05.080] and they just disagree with me as opposed to they don't know what I know. [24:05.080 --> 24:07.560] They know what I know and they like it the way it is. [24:11.510 --> 24:14.550] Okay, where can you find out more information about the Patriot Act? [24:14.550 --> 24:16.230] Here's some places. [24:16.390 --> 24:22.710] And basically, at this point in time, there are many controversial provisions of the Patriot Act [24:22.710 --> 24:26.370] which are due to terminate or sunset very soon. [24:26.490 --> 24:32.730] And the House of Representatives has reauthorized those provisions and it goes to the Senate now. [24:32.730 --> 24:36.750] So it's actually a time where there's a lot of legal work being done on the Patriot Act [24:36.750 --> 24:41.750] and it's a good chance and a good opportunity to get involved with Patriot Act issues. [24:42.730 --> 24:43.470] Seth? [24:47.060 --> 24:49.180] Today? Or yesterday? [24:50.300 --> 24:54.680] Okay, so Seth says that the Senate passed a bill that reauthorized most or all? [24:59.480 --> 25:03.560] Okay, so he says it has different sunset terms from the House, but they reauthorized everything. [25:03.560 --> 25:06.800] And I wasn't reading the newspapers yesterday, so I'm totally behind. [25:06.800 --> 25:08.900] But it shows you how fast things move, right? [25:08.900 --> 25:10.920] So is it too late for us or what? [25:17.320 --> 25:21.640] Okay, so it's not too late. There's still a chance to win the House and Senate conference on the bill. [25:22.420 --> 25:23.380] Yeah, it's late. [25:31.730 --> 25:37.690] So see what happens when they bring us down here, we're having fun in Las Vegas, and they're busy working up there on stuff we don't like. [25:38.810 --> 25:39.450] Okay. [25:40.350 --> 25:45.530] So, one of the questions that people had asked me is, like, when can the government surveil me? [25:45.530 --> 25:47.210] This is question number four. [25:47.210 --> 25:55.870] And I put that on my list of questions, and then I realized it's just simply, completely impossible to do that question any kind of justice in this format. [25:57.770 --> 25:58.210] So... [26:00.420 --> 26:02.860] Excuse me, I'm trying to figure out how much time I have. [26:02.940 --> 26:03.560] Okay. [26:03.740 --> 26:10.600] But I thought I would just, you know, make some comments about privacy and about how the laws that govern surveillance work generally [26:10.600 --> 26:16.640] to give you a framework for what kind of things should I be looking for or asking when I'm wondering about when I can be surveilled. [26:16.640 --> 26:23.360] So there's many different theories of privacy which are sort of operant in our law. [26:23.420 --> 26:31.140] And what we've done is sort of, we have like this mishmash of statutes which either try to protect or totally fail to protect privacy. [26:31.380 --> 26:38.060] And I think that you can really, sort of a useful framework for looking at privacy questions and questions of surveillance [26:38.060 --> 26:45.200] is to ask yourself, you know, these five questions when you're looking at an issue of what is, you know, is this privacy protecting? [26:45.200 --> 26:48.520] Is privacy protecting enough or not enough? [26:48.520 --> 26:56.860] So, you know, we're looking at what level of proof needs to be shown for a certain kind of information depending on its sensitivity [26:56.860 --> 27:04.780] and what safeguards are in place to make sure that there isn't any kind of, you know, unauthorized or excessive use of this personal information. [27:10.320 --> 27:11.560] Okay. [27:12.600 --> 27:15.620] So, a lot of people ask me questions about encryption. [27:15.620 --> 27:19.800] The very popular topic in the survey. [27:20.120 --> 27:24.300] And, you know, people wanted to know, you know, these sorts of questions about encryption. [27:24.420 --> 27:26.660] Mostly, you know, is using encryption a crime? [27:26.660 --> 27:27.840] And why did this come up? [27:27.840 --> 27:34.860] Well, again, recently there was a case out of Minnesota in which the court appeared to be holding that [27:34.860 --> 27:40.920] the fact that the defendant had PGP on his computer was evidence of criminal intent. [27:40.920 --> 27:47.060] Now, for those of you who aren't familiar with the case, I can tell you basically this was a child molest case. [27:47.060 --> 27:54.060] And the victim told the investigators that the defendant had molested her and had taken pictures of it. [27:54.060 --> 27:58.760] And the investigators got a warrant and they went to search the defendant's computer. [27:58.820 --> 28:02.680] And when they searched the defendant's computer, they didn't find any pictures. [28:02.680 --> 28:09.140] So, it didn't... that portion of the victim's story was not corroborated. [28:09.140 --> 28:13.160] And in ruling on whether or not... but they let in evidence. [28:13.160 --> 28:19.720] The trial court let in evidence and considered evidence that the defendant had had PGP on his computer [28:19.720 --> 28:25.040] in saying that there was enough evidence for him to be convicted of the child molest. [28:25.040 --> 28:29.840] And on appeal, the defendant said that using the encryption evidence, [28:29.840 --> 28:33.640] admitting the encryption evidence and using it in that way was improper. [28:33.880 --> 28:37.560] And the court of appeal said, no, it's not improper. It's fine. [28:37.560 --> 28:40.120] Well, there's a couple ways that you can look at this. [28:40.120 --> 28:45.320] So, first of all, did the court say that using encryption itself was a crime? No. [28:45.320 --> 28:49.920] So, there are not cases that say purely using encryption is a crime. [28:49.920 --> 28:55.720] In fact, there are cases that say the encryption algorithms themselves are protected by free speech principles. [28:55.860 --> 29:02.200] Certainly, we also have a right to communicate and a right to communicate anonymously and privately. [29:02.200 --> 29:05.440] And so, we don't have cases that say just encryption is bad. [29:05.440 --> 29:07.740] But is it evidence of criminal intent? [29:07.760 --> 29:10.280] Now, remember, this is one case out of Minnesota. [29:10.560 --> 29:15.240] And I don't know how influential Minnesota will be in other states. [29:15.240 --> 29:19.740] But what you often find in this area is that the very first case on a topic, [29:19.740 --> 29:25.940] even if it's kind of poorly reasoned and poorly explained, like this case is, can become influential. [29:25.940 --> 29:29.860] So, you want to be really careful about what it is that the case really says. [29:29.860 --> 29:36.080] And one wishes that judges were more careful about what they say that the law is. [29:36.320 --> 29:43.500] The two ways to look at this particular opinion are either the one that we're all worried about, [29:43.500 --> 29:48.620] which is that when you have PGP on your computer, it shows that you have something to hide. [29:48.620 --> 29:53.960] And it shows guilty knowledge and that you're trying to keep stuff from investigators. [29:53.960 --> 29:59.880] So, it shows you have consciousness of your own guilt. [30:00.180 --> 30:10.420] Another way to read this very same case is that the PGP evidence explains why there wasn't evidence on the defendant's computer. [30:10.600 --> 30:14.360] So, it wasn't that it showed that he had something to hide, [30:14.360 --> 30:18.820] but it was an explanation for why they didn't find the pictures that they expected to find. [30:18.820 --> 30:22.160] Maybe they were encrypted or maybe he'd wiped them or something like that. [30:22.160 --> 30:26.300] It's unclear which of these explanations the court is adopting. [30:26.400 --> 30:33.480] One maybe makes some kind of sense and doesn't necessarily penalize somebody for having encryption. [30:33.480 --> 30:38.160] It just says, well, in the totality of the evidence and because I find the victim so credible, [30:38.160 --> 30:42.040] I'm not going to say she's not credible just because I didn't end up finding the pictures [30:42.040 --> 30:45.940] because there's other things I can look to to figure out why the pictures might not be there. [30:45.940 --> 30:49.020] And that's something maybe we can all live with as opposed to something that says, [30:49.020 --> 30:52.100] oh yeah, PGP, that shows that you knew you did something wrong. [30:52.320 --> 30:54.000] A question here? I'll go to you in a second. [31:09.720 --> 31:14.740] So, he's saying the press on the case, and I agree with this interpretation, [31:14.740 --> 31:20.500] it wasn't that the PGP evidence alone was enough, but in context with all the other evidence, [31:20.500 --> 31:27.580] was part of there being sufficient proof to convict the defendant of this particular case. [31:27.580 --> 31:30.260] And I think that that's a totally reasonable reading of the case [31:30.260 --> 31:34.900] and I think we want to be careful when we read these cases to not give them an interpretation. [31:34.980 --> 31:40.580] And by we, I don't necessarily mean you guys, I mean we as lawyers and I was going to say we as judges, [31:40.580 --> 31:43.240] but we all know that's never going to happen for me. [31:43.600 --> 31:46.680] But judges also need to be very careful when reading these cases [31:46.680 --> 31:50.200] to make sure that they're not giving an interpretation that's not warranted [31:50.200 --> 31:55.160] and taking something that made sense in one small context and expanding it to be a general principle. [31:55.160 --> 31:57.480] There was a comment over here. Gentleman here. [32:12.770 --> 32:16.950] So it's a question about employees on employer's network. [32:16.950 --> 32:20.910] And when you're on your employer's network, this gentleman is right, [32:20.910 --> 32:24.990] you have very little privacy and that's for a couple reasons. [32:24.990 --> 32:30.070] First of all, many of our privacy laws, like the Fourth Amendment, don't apply to private parties. [32:30.070 --> 32:32.070] So the Fourth Amendment doesn't apply. [32:32.090 --> 32:37.650] And many of the privacy laws that we do have, privacy rights that we're entitled to by statute, [32:37.650 --> 32:48.210] have exceptions in them which will apply to employers and allow employers to do a lot of monitoring and that sort of thing. [32:48.210 --> 32:51.330] So people generally have very little privacy at work. [32:51.330 --> 32:55.010] And employers have a lot of rights to surveil. [32:55.010 --> 32:56.750] Now we've seen limits to that. [32:56.750 --> 33:04.390] For example, with cases that involve videotaping and changing rooms and things like that. [33:04.390 --> 33:08.210] But a lot of times what employers will just do is say in the employee handbook, [33:08.210 --> 33:12.450] everything you do here on your computer is something that we'll monitor and you understand that. [33:12.450 --> 33:13.850] And that's basically it. [33:13.850 --> 33:18.110] So work is not a great place for privacy, generally. [33:18.110 --> 33:19.730] I'll take this question over here. [33:26.000 --> 33:28.620] Great question, because this brings me to my next point. [33:28.620 --> 33:31.220] And he's like, why is it not covered by the Fifth Amendment? [33:31.220 --> 33:36.900] So this is what I'm saying about can you be compelled to turn over your keys so that they can decrypt your stuff. [33:38.160 --> 33:42.900] And I hate to say this, because if this ever happens to one of my clients, [33:42.900 --> 33:46.000] I'm definitely going to argue that it's a Fifth Amendment violation. [33:46.020 --> 33:49.360] But I think the reason you would say it's not a Fifth Amendment violation is this. [33:49.720 --> 33:53.620] Fifth Amendment, you can't be compelled to testify against yourself. [33:53.620 --> 33:54.700] There's a couple things there. [33:54.700 --> 33:57.180] First of all, it has to be compelled. [33:57.420 --> 34:02.020] So the stuff you wrote that you encrypted that you don't want to turn over, [34:02.020 --> 34:03.480] no one compelled you to write that. [34:03.480 --> 34:04.780] You wrote that voluntarily. [34:04.780 --> 34:06.360] So there's no compulsion there. [34:06.360 --> 34:08.760] The compulsion, and they could search that. [34:08.760 --> 34:13.000] If they can get access to it without violating the Fourth Amendment, [34:13.000 --> 34:16.480] they can get it because it's not compelled testimony. [34:16.780 --> 34:18.040] What about the keys? [34:18.160 --> 34:20.740] You're being compelled to turn over the keys, right? [34:20.740 --> 34:22.460] But the Fifth Amendment has a second part, [34:22.460 --> 34:26.980] which is that what you're compelled to do is something testimonial. [34:26.980 --> 34:29.320] And there are a lot of cases about what's testimonial. [34:29.320 --> 34:34.240] And for example, cases say stuff like name, rank, and serial number are not testimonial. [34:34.240 --> 34:37.700] So if you are compelled to turn over your key, [34:37.700 --> 34:41.640] you're not being forced to say anything that's testimonial. [34:41.640 --> 34:47.140] All you're doing is giving them the access to the stuff you wrote which wasn't compelled. [34:47.140 --> 34:51.640] So the best argument that you have, I think, of why you can't turn the key over is [34:51.640 --> 34:56.820] there is something testimonial about the divulging of the key, [34:56.820 --> 34:58.380] something that is communicative. [34:58.380 --> 35:01.940] And what that is is that you're the person who encrypted it, [35:01.940 --> 35:05.380] that you're the person who has access, at the very least, to the information [35:05.380 --> 35:07.200] because you've got the key. [35:07.540 --> 35:12.540] And I think that the downside of that argument is that what a prosecutor would do [35:12.540 --> 35:15.160] if they really wanted the stuff is they would say, [35:15.160 --> 35:19.380] all right, you've got a Fifth Amendment right and I'm going to overcome it by giving you immunity. [35:19.380 --> 35:22.520] Fifth Amendment rights can be overcome by giving you immunity, [35:22.520 --> 35:25.060] which basically says we're not going to use that against you. [35:25.160 --> 35:27.540] But they don't have to say we're not going to use what we find against you, [35:27.540 --> 35:30.220] and they don't have to say we're not going to use the fact that you... [35:30.220 --> 35:34.120] What they say is we won't use the fact that you had the key against you. [35:34.120 --> 35:37.800] So you're divulging the key to the extent that it's testimonial. [35:37.800 --> 35:39.200] We're not using it against you. [35:39.200 --> 35:40.880] Now you have to give us the key. [35:41.080 --> 35:44.500] And so then I think you're in a lot of trouble with your Fifth Amendment argument. [36:01.810 --> 36:05.190] Okay, so he says, well, you know, but let's say it's somebody with whom you have a privilege, [36:05.190 --> 36:06.490] like your wife or something. [36:16.860 --> 36:22.580] Okay, so you don't have privilege in information you confide to another person, period. [36:22.580 --> 36:26.560] You tell me something, if I'm not your lawyer, they can ask me and I can be forced to tell. [36:26.560 --> 36:30.340] The reason why you have a privilege with people like your wife or your shrink or your doctor [36:30.340 --> 36:34.200] is because the law has picked out certain relationships that it wants to protect [36:34.200 --> 36:36.740] because it wants to encourage the free flow of communication. [36:36.740 --> 36:40.400] And it's got certain little enumerated categories that it falls in there. [36:40.400 --> 36:44.300] And the reason why it does that is because it's protecting that relationship. [36:44.320 --> 36:48.080] Now the spousal privilege, they're protecting it because they don't want to tear your marriage apart [36:48.080 --> 36:51.240] by forcing your spouse to testify against you. [36:51.240 --> 36:54.740] And they want to make sure that marital communications flow back and forth. [36:54.740 --> 36:59.620] But if I write a letter to my husband and it's in my house and they have a right to come search my house, [36:59.620 --> 37:03.720] like let's say they have a warrant and they find a letter to my husband, they can use it against me. [37:03.760 --> 37:10.140] Just like if you rob a bank and you tell your lawyer, you tell your lawyer I robbed a bank, [37:10.140 --> 37:13.520] that doesn't mean that they can't use that statement against you. [37:13.520 --> 37:16.900] It just means they can't make me testify that you told me that. [37:22.700 --> 37:30.360] Well then the question is, is decrypting a violation of privacy? [37:30.480 --> 37:36.640] And what I would say to that is, even if the law says that the fact that you encrypted it [37:36.640 --> 37:39.980] shows you have an expectation of privacy in the information, [37:39.980 --> 37:43.860] expectations of privacy can be overcome with warrants. [37:43.860 --> 37:49.940] If there is probable cause to believe that it's a crime, you may very well have an expectation of privacy, [37:49.940 --> 37:53.980] but it is a conditional right which is overcome with a warrant [37:53.980 --> 37:57.420] or if there's some exception to the warrant requirement. [37:57.420 --> 38:01.420] So just the mere fact that you encrypt it isn't going to give you any kind of absolute protection [38:01.420 --> 38:04.000] under either the Fourth Amendment or the Fifth Amendment. [38:04.380 --> 38:07.220] I'm going to take this gentleman in the back with the glasses. [38:21.810 --> 38:24.130] This is why I love speaking at DEF CON. [38:24.130 --> 38:27.510] I never get questions like this at Black Hat. [38:40.500 --> 38:44.110] So if I'm married to an android, can it be compelled to... [38:47.800 --> 38:49.340] That's a great question. [38:49.340 --> 38:54.780] I don't know whether the law would be willing to recognize a privilege between you and a machine [38:54.780 --> 38:59.000] even if the machine was serving the purpose that somebody [38:59.000 --> 39:03.250] who would otherwise fit under a privileged relationship with you would have. [39:03.620 --> 39:04.720] And that's the question. [39:04.720 --> 39:10.500] You would have to ask, is the law prepared to protect this person's relationship with the machine [39:10.500 --> 39:14.380] the same way that we would protect this person's relationship with a real wife [39:14.380 --> 39:18.460] or a real shrink or a real priest. [39:19.540 --> 39:28.640] I mean, I'd be speculating, but I'm going to guess maybe not. [39:28.640 --> 39:31.240] That's a great question. [39:32.180 --> 39:35.260] Wait, can I just... I'm sorry. I'm laughing at your question, but I actually... [39:35.260 --> 39:38.880] I'm laughing because it's a fun question, but it allows me to say something, [39:38.880 --> 39:42.700] which is that this is the way we deal with stuff exactly in the law, right? [39:42.720 --> 39:45.280] You've got computer technology that evolves. [39:45.360 --> 39:46.800] I mean, because it's a beautiful question. [39:46.800 --> 39:50.380] So you've got computer technology that evolves, and we have these old rules from way back. [39:50.380 --> 39:54.340] And now we've kind of got to decide, like, what are we going to do with these old rules in this new world? [39:54.340 --> 39:56.300] And so the law has trouble with this. [39:56.300 --> 39:58.120] Like, the law just doesn't... and the question is... [39:58.120 --> 40:02.020] What we try to do, really, is we try to go back to the reason why we had the law. [40:02.020 --> 40:04.260] I mean, in our best moments. [40:04.380 --> 40:08.160] We try to go back to the reason why the law existed in the first place [40:08.160 --> 40:11.500] and try to preserve those values now into the new world. [40:11.500 --> 40:15.820] Which is why I say we'd have to ask whether society or courts would be prepared to say [40:15.820 --> 40:22.440] that the interrelationship between me and digital psychiatrists is deserving of the kind of protection [40:22.440 --> 40:25.840] that the relationship between me and flesh-and-blood psychiatrists was. [40:25.840 --> 40:27.760] And if so, we're going to say yes. [40:27.760 --> 40:29.460] And if not, then we're going to say no. [40:29.460 --> 40:30.880] Similar question with bloggers. [40:30.880 --> 40:33.740] Do bloggers get the same kinds of rights as journalists? [40:33.740 --> 40:36.500] You know, we have all of these situations where we have new technology [40:36.500 --> 40:40.120] and we're looking to our old rights and privileges and saying, you know, [40:40.120 --> 40:41.540] how are these going to be in the new world? [40:41.540 --> 40:47.200] So I laughed at your question, but it is the fundamental question that I spend my whole life studying. [40:47.280 --> 40:51.720] Which is, what are we going to do with these old laws in this new context? [40:51.720 --> 40:57.680] So lest you think I was laughing at the question, I really just enjoyed your scenario. [40:58.180 --> 40:58.720] Yes. [41:13.370 --> 41:15.770] That's K-I-T-T-Y porn, right? [41:15.990 --> 41:17.090] Yeah, I thought so. [41:24.870 --> 41:26.750] It's very hypothetical. [41:54.250 --> 42:00.550] I mean, yes, what I would say is the stuff that you wrote down, that you then encrypted, [42:00.550 --> 42:04.510] the way the law would look at it is say, that's not compelled because you wrote it down voluntarily. [42:04.510 --> 42:07.890] And his question, I'm sorry, his question was basically, you know, [42:07.890 --> 42:10.830] is there a difference between saying, I'm compelled to testify, [42:10.830 --> 42:16.490] versus I'm compelled to give them something which lets testimony against me happen. [42:16.490 --> 42:20.070] And what I would say is that, yes, there is a difference, [42:20.070 --> 42:23.330] because the Fifth Amendment only applies to compelled testimony, [42:23.330 --> 42:28.490] and this is where they're compelling you to get something that's... [42:28.490 --> 42:33.350] or the testimony was not compelled, and they're compelling you to give something that's not... [42:33.350 --> 42:37.730] Okay, so testimony, or the thing you encrypted was not compelled, [42:37.730 --> 42:40.670] and they're just compelling you to give them something non-testimonial, which is the key. [42:40.670 --> 42:42.510] So I don't think that that would work. [42:55.290 --> 42:57.910] I'm not sure what your question is, but let's go for it. [42:58.010 --> 42:59.970] Let me just get through the rest of these slides, and then we'll go. [43:00.050 --> 43:01.210] I'm not saying you're compelled. [43:01.210 --> 43:06.430] I'm saying, let's say I write in my journal, I killed him, and then I encrypt it. [43:06.870 --> 43:09.790] When I wrote I killed him, I wasn't compelled to write it. [43:09.790 --> 43:11.150] Fifth Amendment doesn't apply. [43:11.150 --> 43:14.450] I encrypt it, and now I have to turn over my key. [43:14.470 --> 43:16.110] The key's not testimonial. [43:16.110 --> 43:17.970] They can compel me to turn it over. [43:17.970 --> 43:20.730] Then they get access to my non-compelled testimony. [43:20.750 --> 43:22.030] I'm the one who killed him. [43:22.230 --> 43:23.050] Boom, you're done. [43:24.230 --> 43:25.870] Okay, statute of limitations. [43:25.890 --> 43:28.430] Now, I put this in because I thought this would be a nice, easy question, [43:28.430 --> 43:31.730] because statute of limitations, if there's an answer, I should just put a big number up, [43:31.730 --> 43:35.650] which will be the number five, and that'll be great because, you know, [43:35.650 --> 43:39.010] so many of these questions are it-depends kind of complicated questions. [43:39.010 --> 43:41.730] But even the statute of limitations isn't clear, [43:41.730 --> 43:44.750] because while there's a five-year statute of limitations for computer crimes, [43:44.750 --> 43:49.370] there's another statute that allows courts to suspend the running of statutes of limitations [43:49.370 --> 43:52.450] when they're doing investigations that involve evidence in a foreign country. [43:52.690 --> 43:53.910] Statute of limitations. [44:04.360 --> 44:07.140] Is the content of the key testimony? No. [44:07.940 --> 44:09.640] Okay. Logs as evidence. [44:09.640 --> 44:11.100] So, a lot of people think... [44:11.640 --> 44:14.380] You had a question before, so I'm going to let you ask it. [44:19.190 --> 44:23.310] He asked me if there's a notification requirement for an extension of the statute of limitations. [44:23.310 --> 44:26.050] I think that's an excellent question, and I don't know the answer to that. [44:26.050 --> 44:28.730] So, I'm going to have to look that up, and I'm going to have to get back to you. [44:28.830 --> 44:32.670] So, will you email me, my email's on the thing, and make sure that I tell you? [44:32.670 --> 44:33.930] Because I don't know. [44:34.750 --> 44:36.590] Okay. Logs as evidence. [44:36.590 --> 44:40.290] So, a lot of people who are technological people feel that, you know, [44:40.290 --> 44:47.170] we know how malleable digital data is, and we feel like there's a very high standard, [44:47.170 --> 44:50.030] for admitting logs, computer logs, as evidence. [44:50.130 --> 44:52.970] And I think people are always surprised at the extremely... [44:52.970 --> 44:55.150] That was good, actually, by the way, that you stumped me. [44:55.150 --> 44:58.290] I think that there might be a prize in that for you. [44:59.910 --> 45:01.790] I was going to buy him a drink. [45:03.190 --> 45:06.830] A lot of people think that you have to, you know, [45:06.830 --> 45:09.070] that you have to show that it wasn't tampered with, [45:09.070 --> 45:11.830] and that you have to prove that it is exactly the right thing. [45:12.150 --> 45:14.810] Sort of, it's almost like the reverse is true. [45:14.810 --> 45:17.510] All you have to do to get computer logs admitted as evidence [45:17.510 --> 45:21.810] is just show that it is basically what you, as the proponent of the evidence, [45:21.810 --> 45:22.550] purport it is. [45:22.550 --> 45:24.210] Show that it's reliable enough. [45:24.210 --> 45:26.810] And what they do is they bring in the person whose computer it is, [45:26.810 --> 45:28.790] you know, who is the system administrator, [45:28.790 --> 45:31.710] and he says, yes, we have this computer set to log, [45:31.710 --> 45:34.590] and it logs in the regular, normal course of business. [45:34.590 --> 45:38.150] And these are the logs, and I pulled this off of the computer [45:38.150 --> 45:40.850] in the place where the log files are stored, and here it is. [45:40.850 --> 45:44.450] And it looks pretty much like what it was that I pulled off the computer. [45:44.450 --> 45:49.490] And at that point in time, the court will say, okay, I'm ready to admit it. [45:49.490 --> 45:51.910] And you can say, yeah, but I mean, he could have edited it. [45:51.910 --> 45:52.570] What was, you know... [45:52.570 --> 45:55.450] In fact, I've had logs that were edited, admitted. [45:55.450 --> 45:59.650] I've had logs where they basically cut out all of the extraneous data, [45:59.650 --> 46:02.290] leaving behind only the data that showed that it was my client [46:02.290 --> 46:04.590] who had been accessing their computer and said, you know, [46:04.590 --> 46:07.210] I just, to make it shorter for you, your honor, [46:07.210 --> 46:09.910] I just, you know, left in the important, relevant stuff, [46:09.910 --> 46:11.730] and I didn't put any of the other stuff in there. [46:11.730 --> 46:13.210] So, you know, here's your log. [46:13.210 --> 46:15.290] And I was like, you know, you can't do that. [46:15.290 --> 46:18.270] And the court was like, well, he says that this is accurate, [46:18.270 --> 46:20.790] and so, you know, I'm willing to believe it [46:20.790 --> 46:22.890] unless you can show me that it's not accurate. [46:22.970 --> 46:26.910] And what usually happens then is you try to show that it's not accurate, [46:26.910 --> 46:29.150] and the courts say, well, maybe there might be some question about it, [46:29.150 --> 46:30.730] but I'll let the evidence in, [46:30.730 --> 46:33.610] and then the trier of fact can decide what weight to give it. [46:33.610 --> 46:36.850] So computer logs have been something that courts have been very forgiving about, [46:37.390 --> 46:39.130] particularly in my experience. [46:43.270 --> 46:44.230] Okay. [46:44.590 --> 46:46.150] This is why I sort of wanted to rush [46:46.150 --> 46:48.790] to make sure that we had a little bit of time to talk to this stuff. [46:49.830 --> 46:52.970] So I think that probably everybody here is familiar with [46:52.970 --> 46:57.070] or has heard about the lawsuit that happened earlier this week [46:57.070 --> 46:59.830] after Mike Lynn's talk on Wednesday at Black Hat. [46:59.830 --> 47:02.110] And I was involved in that case, [47:02.110 --> 47:06.810] helping Mike with the aftermath of his talk. [47:06.850 --> 47:07.790] Thank you. [47:13.820 --> 47:15.580] You know, and while I was doing that, [47:15.580 --> 47:19.280] particularly when we were in the six-hour settlement conference [47:19.280 --> 47:21.300] with the nine attorneys from the other side [47:21.300 --> 47:23.060] trying to hash out a settlement agreement, [47:23.060 --> 47:25.780] I was thinking to myself, I can't believe I'm doing this. [47:25.780 --> 47:28.720] I'm in Vegas, and I've been up since six in the morning, [47:28.720 --> 47:29.720] and I'm working on this. [47:29.720 --> 47:32.020] And I thought to myself, you know, and I'm not even getting paid. [47:32.020 --> 47:35.500] And then I thought, but I'm really saving a lot of money by not gambling. [47:35.500 --> 47:38.740] So actually, I'm way ahead here. [47:38.740 --> 47:41.620] So I have Mike to thank, at least for that. [47:42.460 --> 47:45.280] But I think that one thing we haven't done a lot of talking about, [47:45.280 --> 47:49.240] and I know that there's been a lot of talking and rumors and all of that stuff, [47:49.240 --> 47:54.120] and I can't talk about the facts of the case or anything like that, [47:54.120 --> 47:55.980] and I don't want to take any questions on that, [47:55.980 --> 47:57.760] but I do want to talk a little bit about the law [47:57.760 --> 48:03.960] and how it was that they claimed that what he did was improper. [48:04.520 --> 48:09.780] So basically, this was a case that involved California's Trade Secret Act. [48:09.780 --> 48:15.000] And the Trade Secret Law prohibits the misappropriation of trade secrets. [48:15.080 --> 48:17.520] So what's a trade secret? [48:23.490 --> 48:27.070] All right, so this is awesome that you guys are here. [48:30.990 --> 48:34.110] We have, first of all, this is Mike's cape. [48:34.110 --> 48:37.970] We made him a superhero cape to go with his hat. [48:38.170 --> 48:43.110] And we're going to use it right now to let Jennifer change into her present that we got her. [48:43.990 --> 48:46.290] And Jennifer, she's doing such an awesome job. [48:46.290 --> 48:48.390] She can probably share this cape with Mike. [48:48.390 --> 48:49.950] She's just doing such an awesome job. [48:50.350 --> 48:51.150] Yeah! [48:58.310 --> 49:00.210] You guys look fabulous. [49:01.490 --> 49:02.470] All right, thank you. [49:02.470 --> 49:03.990] But I want that cape, though. [49:05.430 --> 49:07.210] Did you guys see the Incredibles? [49:07.510 --> 49:08.730] No capes. [49:12.610 --> 49:14.670] Oh, that's beautiful. [49:14.670 --> 49:15.930] I'll make sure he gets it. [49:16.770 --> 49:17.930] Thanks, you guys. [49:20.250 --> 49:21.390] Trade Secret Law. [49:21.390 --> 49:22.990] It's very serious business. [49:25.590 --> 49:30.830] So a trade secret is information that derives its value from the fact that it's not... [49:30.830 --> 49:32.710] All right, you guys are making me laugh. [49:33.950 --> 49:39.990] A trade secret law is information that derives its value from the fact that it's not generally known to the public. [49:40.090 --> 49:41.730] So that's thing number one. [49:41.730 --> 49:44.730] And so the first thing you have to ask yourself when you've got a trade secret case is, [49:44.730 --> 49:46.350] what's the secret? [49:46.350 --> 49:49.710] Is it the kind of thing that's protected by trade secret law? [49:49.710 --> 49:53.390] And then the second thing you ask yourself is, what's the misappropriation? [49:53.390 --> 49:56.550] So there's two possible claims here. [49:56.550 --> 50:02.010] One claim is that the information that he had about what the flaw was, [50:02.010 --> 50:07.910] was a trade secret to his employer, or rather I should say his ex-employer, ISS. [50:07.910 --> 50:10.350] The other possibility is that the case is about... [50:10.910 --> 50:15.290] that there's something about the Cisco code that remains a trade secret to Cisco. [50:15.290 --> 50:17.010] So... question. [50:24.500 --> 50:26.640] So his question is about whistleblower laws. [50:26.640 --> 50:30.840] So let me make sure that he's a researcher, but let me get to that. [50:30.840 --> 50:36.740] Because my second summer of law school, I worked at this whistleblower place in DC. [50:36.740 --> 50:38.420] So I know a bit about the whistleblower laws. [50:38.420 --> 50:41.980] But my particular whistleblower specialty is FIFRA, [50:41.980 --> 50:46.120] which is the Federal Insecticide, Fungicide, and Redenticide Act. [50:46.120 --> 50:50.280] And I did a white paper on the whistleblower provisions of FIFRA. [50:50.280 --> 50:56.200] So if anybody here has any rodenticide researcher issues, [50:56.200 --> 51:00.180] I think that I'm the person most qualified to respond to those. [51:01.040 --> 51:02.900] You laugh, but it's true. [51:03.760 --> 51:07.940] Okay, so then the question is, was it misappropriated? [51:08.060 --> 51:11.800] And so, what is misappropriation? [51:11.800 --> 51:19.820] Well, the statute says, specifically, that reverse engineering is a proper way of discovering something, [51:19.820 --> 51:21.580] even if it's a trade secret. [51:21.760 --> 51:25.860] And reverse engineering is specifically allowed under California law. [51:25.860 --> 51:29.880] And I have quoted here for you what the California law is about reverse engineering. [51:29.880 --> 51:33.100] And you can see, reverse engineering or independent derivation alone [51:33.100 --> 51:35.200] shall not be considered improper means. [51:35.200 --> 51:36.780] So that's an important thing, number one. [51:36.780 --> 51:39.680] But the other important thing about this statute is it does say [51:39.680 --> 51:43.920] that it's improper if you breach a duty to maintain secrecy. [51:43.920 --> 51:46.200] Okay, so we've got these two functional things here. [51:46.200 --> 51:48.920] One, is there a duty to maintain secrecy? [51:48.920 --> 51:53.340] And two, or was it independently derived? [51:54.300 --> 51:59.820] So, the issue in the case is basically, you know, what did he disclose [51:59.820 --> 52:05.360] and was it in violation of some duty to keep it secret or was it independently derived? [52:05.380 --> 52:09.440] So, a violation of a nondisclosure agreement, for example, [52:09.560 --> 52:14.060] a nondisclosure agreement with an employer, might be a trade secret violation. [52:14.060 --> 52:17.200] But that, if you read the complaint, wasn't part of the case. [52:17.200 --> 52:22.140] There wasn't a claim that he had disclosed something that was a secret [52:22.140 --> 52:24.860] and was proprietary to his employer. [52:24.860 --> 52:27.900] What the claim was, really, if you looked at the complaint, [52:27.900 --> 52:36.080] was that the machine code that he had disassembled from the Cisco binary [52:36.080 --> 52:42.400] was a trade secret as to Cisco and that he revealed that information to the public [52:42.400 --> 52:45.960] when he showed his slides at the presentation. [52:45.960 --> 52:50.020] And so, the question there, clearly, the statute clearly says, [52:50.020 --> 52:53.120] although, of course, they don't cite the statute in their papers very much, [52:53.120 --> 52:55.780] the statute clearly says reverse engineering is okay. [52:55.940 --> 52:59.040] Reverse engineering alone isn't improper. [52:59.040 --> 53:01.980] And they said, well, it's not reverse engineering alone, [53:01.980 --> 53:04.800] it's reverse engineering in violation of our EULA. [53:04.800 --> 53:07.920] Because when you get the Cisco, you know, when you get the Cisco router, [53:07.920 --> 53:12.000] our EULA says, and for those of you who don't know, it's the end user license agreement [53:12.000 --> 53:17.560] or terms of service for use of the machine, our EULA says no reverse engineering. [53:17.680 --> 53:20.520] So, now, EULAs have a lot of issues. [53:20.520 --> 53:24.460] And I think I've decided that next year for me is going to be EULA year [53:24.460 --> 53:27.080] and I'm going to be worrying a lot about EULAs. [53:27.160 --> 53:32.880] And one of the ways that people have always attacked EULAs has been on the issue of formation. [53:32.880 --> 53:36.540] Is it really a contract if you just slap some warning on your product [53:36.540 --> 53:40.480] and I never click I agree or, you know, have any kind of, you know, [53:40.480 --> 53:43.460] intention to enter into a contract with you. [53:43.460 --> 53:49.580] But I don't believe personally that attacking EULAs solely on the grounds that it's not really a contract [53:49.580 --> 53:54.420] because we never had this offer and acceptance meeting of the minds that's required for contracts to happen [53:54.420 --> 53:57.920] is a very fruitful process. [53:57.920 --> 54:02.820] I think that it's a dead end in the long run because we'll end up with things where they'll make you agree [54:02.820 --> 54:05.880] and most people will agree to something like no reverse engineering [54:05.880 --> 54:11.860] and those few people who do care to reverse engineer just simply won't be able to buy the product. [54:11.940 --> 54:14.820] But we can talk more about that in question and answer. [54:14.820 --> 54:19.540] I think the question that was really raised by the lawsuit in this case [54:19.540 --> 54:25.940] and the thing that made me super interested in it was the question of whether the violation of a promise in the EULA [54:25.940 --> 54:33.080] i.e. a promise not to reverse engineer is a violation of the trade secret law. [54:33.080 --> 54:38.720] Something beyond simply having reverse engineered and independently derived it [54:38.720 --> 54:46.420] the violation of some kind of promise that makes something that ordinarily might just be a contract breach a crime. [54:46.420 --> 54:49.460] Or at the very least something that imposes civil liability. [54:49.460 --> 54:55.360] And as you may have guessed from my comment before about the website terms of service [54:55.360 --> 54:57.500] and employment contracts and that sort of thing [54:57.500 --> 55:01.780] it really makes me mad when suddenly breaches of contracts are crimes. [55:01.780 --> 55:05.060] It's just not something that used to be true in the law at all. [55:05.060 --> 55:09.800] In fact, breaches of contracts are things for which you can't even get punitive damages usually [55:09.800 --> 55:15.100] because the law likes to see people breach contracts when it's economically efficient. [55:15.100 --> 55:19.040] So if I have a contract with you, but I can make more money with somebody else [55:19.040 --> 55:21.020] I'm allowed to breach the contract with you. [55:21.020 --> 55:22.900] I pay you what you expected to get [55:22.900 --> 55:28.800] and I get to reap the profit of the fact that I got to enter into a contract with somebody else [55:28.800 --> 55:30.600] and the law is happy. [55:30.600 --> 55:34.400] There's no moral opprobrium that attaches to breaches of contracts. [55:34.400 --> 55:38.620] So it really bothers me to see these kinds of things made criminal. [55:38.720 --> 55:42.180] And I think that one of the things sort of in the bigger picture that the case raised [55:42.180 --> 55:46.300] is this question of is there a limit to the enforceability of EULAs [55:46.300 --> 55:50.620] and can EULAs be the grounds for these sorts of other kinds of offenses. [55:50.620 --> 55:52.520] I have a question from this gentleman here. [55:58.640 --> 56:01.980] So the question is if the information is discoverable by reverse engineering [56:01.980 --> 56:04.440] is it a trade secret and the answer to that is no. [56:04.520 --> 56:08.260] Because first you did not obtain it by improper means. [56:08.440 --> 56:11.640] You discovered it. No longer a secret. [56:11.680 --> 56:13.160] So it's no longer a trade secret. [56:13.160 --> 56:15.660] So the answer is basically no. [56:15.660 --> 56:17.260] There's a question from this gentleman in the green. [56:26.490 --> 56:29.530] We don't have a decision in Blizzard yet, right? [56:29.590 --> 56:40.030] Okay, so I will answer your question. [56:40.030 --> 56:46.110] So Blizzard versus BnetD is a case that involves a manufacturer of one of these multiplayer games [56:46.110 --> 56:49.150] and some people who reverse engineered that game and built their own server [56:49.150 --> 56:51.590] on which people could play the games compatibly. [56:51.650 --> 56:55.190] And the case is now on appeal, which is why I said there wasn't a decision, [56:55.190 --> 56:58.990] but this gentleman is right that there was a decision from the trial court below. [56:58.990 --> 57:04.130] And what the trial court below said was that if you have a user agreement [57:04.130 --> 57:08.310] that says no reverse engineering, then those terms are enforceable. [57:08.310 --> 57:10.170] There's another case that says the same thing. [57:10.170 --> 57:11.970] It's Bowers versus Baystate. [57:11.970 --> 57:16.150] And that case also says terms in EULAs are enforceable. [57:16.150 --> 57:20.430] And the EULA picture is this, to kind of give you the big picture of where we're at. [57:22.150 --> 57:25.090] So contracts require offer and acceptance. [57:25.090 --> 57:27.050] This really was one of my favorite classes in law school [57:27.050 --> 57:28.950] because it's so beautiful if you think about it. [57:28.950 --> 57:32.550] There's an offer, there's acceptance, there's mutual consideration, [57:32.550 --> 57:34.010] there's this meeting of the minds. [57:34.010 --> 57:35.410] It's very romantic. [57:35.410 --> 57:40.830] But those things are required, right? [57:40.830 --> 57:44.670] So a lot of cases that involve things like click wrap or browse wrap, [57:44.670 --> 57:48.190] we have cases that say if there's not actually an offer and acceptance, [57:48.190 --> 57:49.270] then it's not a contract. [57:49.270 --> 57:51.330] So if it's just something that says legal at the bottom [57:51.330 --> 57:54.370] and you don't have to click on it or agree or anything, [57:54.370 --> 57:57.910] then it's not a contract and you're not bound by those terms. [57:58.110 --> 58:01.250] And there's other situations where you don't have notice or something like that, [58:01.250 --> 58:04.490] or maybe you do have notice and you continue to use the site. [58:04.490 --> 58:06.890] So the question is, is there agreement to the terms? [58:06.890 --> 58:09.470] And those are things I would call formation issues. [58:09.470 --> 58:11.050] Was there a meeting of the minds? [58:11.050 --> 58:14.930] Did the person know what the terms were and manifest their assent, [58:14.930 --> 58:18.270] either through clicking OK or for using it or something like that? [58:18.270 --> 58:19.770] So formation issues. [58:19.870 --> 58:22.950] If there's formation, there's offer and there's acceptance, [58:22.950 --> 58:27.210] either through actual clicking OK or through notice and continued use, [58:27.210 --> 58:29.970] then you're into the question of whether the terms are enforceable. [58:29.970 --> 58:33.810] And my fear is if you have every term be enforceable no matter what, [58:33.810 --> 58:38.430] you can have EULAs that say, no talking nasty about this product. [58:38.450 --> 58:42.510] And maybe 95% of the people in the world don't want to talk nasty about the product. [58:42.510 --> 58:44.090] They just want to buy it and use it. [58:44.090 --> 58:46.150] And so most of us will just agree. [58:46.150 --> 58:48.930] And those people who do want to talk nasty about the product, [58:48.930 --> 58:51.350] the company doesn't need to sell to them. [58:51.430 --> 58:55.050] And so they'll never be able to buy it. [58:55.050 --> 58:56.210] They won't sell it to them. [58:56.210 --> 58:58.330] And they won't buy it and they won't have access to the product, [58:58.330 --> 59:01.630] so they won't be able to test it or benchmark it or anything. [59:01.630 --> 59:03.970] And all the rest of us will be happily using the product [59:03.970 --> 59:07.170] and no one will be allowed to tell us that the product stinks. [59:07.530 --> 59:11.390] So, you know, when I say that I think next year will be EULA year, [59:11.390 --> 59:13.130] the thing that I'm really concerned about is, [59:13.130 --> 59:16.130] are there limitations to the terms that will be enforceable in EULAs [59:16.130 --> 59:19.890] when you have a situation where the term is contrary to public policy? [59:20.130 --> 59:21.850] Individually it might not be a big deal, [59:21.850 --> 59:24.930] but in aggregate it deprives the public of the right to know something [59:24.930 --> 59:27.990] or the right to do something that has great public benefit. [59:27.990 --> 59:29.550] A question right here. [01:00:01.840 --> 01:00:05.660] Okay, so his question is, you know, how far does the contract extend? [01:00:05.660 --> 01:00:08.380] So if I buy it with, you know, if I buy somebody's product, [01:00:08.380 --> 01:00:11.080] maybe I agree to the EULA, but when I sell it to somebody else [01:00:11.080 --> 01:00:13.860] and the software is already installed and everything, [01:00:13.860 --> 01:00:15.900] you know, those people, the second, you know, [01:00:15.900 --> 01:00:18.560] the second purchaser hasn't agreed to the contract, [01:00:18.560 --> 01:00:21.780] so maybe the second purchaser isn't bound by it at all. [01:00:21.780 --> 01:00:24.380] And I think that, you know, in some ways that's a good argument. [01:00:24.380 --> 01:00:28.040] I actually, I'm not 100% sure of that question, [01:00:28.040 --> 01:00:30.940] but I think that, you know, you could make me agree to terms of contract [01:00:30.940 --> 01:00:34.740] simply by selling something to me without my also having notice. [01:00:35.040 --> 01:00:36.900] So I think that that may be sort of a break. [01:00:36.900 --> 01:00:39.700] And, you know, if I were going to buy your machine [01:00:39.700 --> 01:00:42.880] with your ancient copy of Microsoft Windows on it [01:00:42.880 --> 01:00:45.280] and continue to use it without reinstalling or anything, [01:00:45.280 --> 01:00:48.900] maybe I wouldn't be bound by that, by those terms. [01:00:48.900 --> 01:00:51.860] But if I, let's say then I decided that I was going to criticize [01:00:52.680 --> 01:00:55.720] Microsoft's product or something, and they wrote to me and they said, [01:00:55.720 --> 01:00:58.980] hey, we hear you're criticizing us, and that's contrary to our EULA, [01:00:58.980 --> 01:01:03.300] you can't either stop criticizing us or stop using our product, [01:01:03.300 --> 01:01:04.580] then I'm on notice. [01:01:04.580 --> 01:01:08.120] And what a lot of the cases say is that notice plus continued use [01:01:08.720 --> 01:01:11.380] will bind me to the terms of the contract. [01:01:11.380 --> 01:01:15.340] So, you know, it hasn't always been a great defense. [01:01:15.340 --> 01:01:17.540] Well, I don't know about the terms or I've never agreed [01:01:17.540 --> 01:01:20.480] because they managed to get you when they do the, [01:01:20.480 --> 01:01:22.320] we're going to get to see the food again. [01:01:31.810 --> 01:01:32.530] Right. [01:01:33.450 --> 01:01:35.790] So this gentleman's point is, well, at that point, you know, [01:01:35.790 --> 01:01:38.430] you didn't break the contract, so you could just stop using it [01:01:38.430 --> 01:01:42.550] and continue to be free to say or do whatever you want at that point, [01:01:42.550 --> 01:01:44.450] and I think that that probably would be right. [01:01:44.730 --> 01:01:45.330] Yes. [01:01:52.230 --> 01:01:56.490] So his question is, what if I spent a lot of money on it [01:01:56.490 --> 01:01:59.030] and either they tell me to stop using it or, you know, [01:01:59.030 --> 01:02:01.990] then I learn that the terms of service are something that I don't like. [01:02:01.990 --> 01:02:05.810] And there was a class action suit in California on this issue [01:02:05.810 --> 01:02:07.490] because of shrink wrap. [01:02:07.490 --> 01:02:10.810] So people buy software, they take it home, they open the box, [01:02:10.810 --> 01:02:12.850] they see these restrictive license terms, [01:02:12.850 --> 01:02:14.150] they don't want the software anymore. [01:02:14.150 --> 01:02:16.070] So they take it back to Best Buy, and Best Buy's like, [01:02:16.070 --> 01:02:17.910] we don't take your open software. [01:02:17.990 --> 01:02:20.290] So then they try to return it to the vendor, and the vendor said, [01:02:20.290 --> 01:02:23.370] we don't take your open, you know, we're not taking that back either. [01:02:23.850 --> 01:02:25.050] And so what do you do? [01:02:25.050 --> 01:02:27.210] So there was a class action suit in California, [01:02:27.210 --> 01:02:29.650] which said basically, you know, if you're going to do this, [01:02:29.650 --> 01:02:30.990] if you're going to have your terms of service [01:02:30.990 --> 01:02:32.230] on the inside of the box, [01:02:32.230 --> 01:02:33.570] or if you're going to have your terms of service [01:02:34.050 --> 01:02:36.170] pop up only when you install, [01:02:36.170 --> 01:02:37.930] you've got to let people take it back [01:02:37.930 --> 01:02:39.130] and get their money back. [01:02:39.130 --> 01:02:42.750] So practically, that never happens, [01:02:42.750 --> 01:02:44.810] but legally it's supposed to happen. [01:02:45.090 --> 01:02:46.850] All right, some other questions? [01:02:46.850 --> 01:02:48.010] I can take a few more questions [01:02:48.010 --> 01:02:50.110] because the people who are coming after us are late. [01:02:50.110 --> 01:02:51.370] So let's go for like three more minutes [01:02:51.370 --> 01:02:53.050] if anybody has other questions about this. [01:02:53.050 --> 01:02:54.390] Let me just do my last slide. [01:02:54.390 --> 01:02:55.570] So when to talk to a lawyer. [01:02:55.570 --> 01:02:57.430] So as you can see, this is really complicated. [01:02:57.430 --> 01:02:59.310] And so, you know, you sort of [01:02:59.310 --> 01:03:01.270] almost always need to talk to a lawyer, [01:03:01.270 --> 01:03:04.230] unfortunately, which is too bad for you guys, [01:03:04.230 --> 01:03:05.670] but great for lawyers. [01:03:06.930 --> 01:03:07.570] You know, [01:03:07.570 --> 01:03:09.350] the law is really complicated, [01:03:09.350 --> 01:03:11.410] and if you feel like, I definitely know, [01:03:11.410 --> 01:03:12.950] I'm doing something that I thought was kind of [01:03:12.950 --> 01:03:15.510] maybe risky, but now I definitely know [01:03:15.510 --> 01:03:17.390] that it's either illegal or illegal, [01:03:17.390 --> 01:03:19.130] then you definitely need to talk to a lawyer [01:03:19.130 --> 01:03:21.650] because if you think that the answers are really clear, [01:03:21.650 --> 01:03:23.670] then you're not getting it at all. [01:03:23.670 --> 01:03:25.530] If you think that the answer is, [01:03:25.530 --> 01:03:28.290] it depends, and I kind of know what it depends upon, [01:03:28.290 --> 01:03:29.750] but maybe it depends on more things too, [01:03:29.750 --> 01:03:32.030] and I might need to get a little more advice on this, [01:03:32.030 --> 01:03:33.350] then you're in good shape. [01:03:33.370 --> 01:03:36.650] So that's the sort of finale of my talk. [01:03:36.650 --> 01:03:37.790] And I'll take a couple more questions [01:03:37.790 --> 01:03:38.890] if there are some. [01:03:38.890 --> 01:03:40.290] I'll take one here. [01:03:47.900 --> 01:03:49.620] Is reading the machine code [01:03:49.620 --> 01:03:50.820] reverse engineering? [01:03:51.520 --> 01:03:53.080] I think here [01:03:53.080 --> 01:03:54.500] it was, [01:03:54.500 --> 01:03:57.080] I think here we agreed it was reverse engineering [01:03:57.080 --> 01:03:59.300] because he decompiled it from the binary. [01:03:59.380 --> 01:04:01.240] But if you've got machine code, [01:04:01.240 --> 01:04:03.560] reading it is, I mean, reverse engineering, [01:04:03.560 --> 01:04:05.000] the courts have looked at reverse engineering [01:04:05.000 --> 01:04:06.740] as being a lot of things. [01:04:06.740 --> 01:04:08.060] Testing, you know, [01:04:08.620 --> 01:04:10.740] trying to watch processes [01:04:10.740 --> 01:04:13.100] and replicate, [01:04:13.740 --> 01:04:14.520] decompiling. [01:04:14.520 --> 01:04:16.680] So a lot of things are reverse engineering, [01:04:16.680 --> 01:04:18.880] but I mean, either it's legal [01:04:18.880 --> 01:04:20.620] because you're reading something that's already written [01:04:20.620 --> 01:04:22.480] or you're reverse engineering. [01:04:50.080 --> 01:04:51.660] So what he's saying, [01:04:51.660 --> 01:04:52.420] what his comment is [01:04:52.420 --> 01:04:53.580] that he doesn't think machine code [01:04:54.800 --> 01:04:56.180] is either secret [01:04:56.800 --> 01:04:58.700] or is reverse engineering. [01:04:58.700 --> 01:05:01.280] And I think there's a good argument for that. [01:05:15.140 --> 01:05:16.700] The beer is not here yet, [01:05:16.700 --> 01:05:17.840] so you have to, [01:05:17.840 --> 01:05:19.760] so I'm going to, which is a tragedy, [01:05:19.760 --> 01:05:21.800] so I'm going to take a few more questions [01:05:21.800 --> 01:05:22.840] if people have other questions. [01:05:22.840 --> 01:05:24.180] This gentleman in the back. [01:05:30.090 --> 01:05:31.370] But for those of you, [01:05:31.370 --> 01:05:33.230] I'm going to try to take questions still, [01:05:33.230 --> 01:05:34.790] so you guys have to be kind of quiet [01:05:34.790 --> 01:05:36.310] because I can't hear what he's saying. [01:05:43.580 --> 01:05:44.520] So the question is, [01:05:44.520 --> 01:05:46.200] do I think Cisco got what they wanted [01:05:46.200 --> 01:05:47.380] out of the case? [01:05:48.480 --> 01:05:50.860] I'm, you know, I'm not a [01:05:50.860 --> 01:05:52.760] researcher, so I may be a little more [01:05:52.760 --> 01:05:54.740] compassionate to most of the players [01:05:55.120 --> 01:05:56.760] in this than other people are. [01:05:56.760 --> 01:05:58.380] I think Cisco definitely didn't get [01:05:58.380 --> 01:05:59.800] what they wanted out of this case. [01:05:59.800 --> 01:06:02.560] I mean, I can tell you what their point, [01:06:02.560 --> 01:06:04.580] what they thought they were doing [01:06:04.580 --> 01:06:06.800] was. And in the settlement agreement [01:06:06.800 --> 01:06:08.440] that we entered into to [01:06:08.440 --> 01:06:10.120] settle the civil case, [01:06:10.700 --> 01:06:12.840] Cisco and ISS insisted [01:06:13.760 --> 01:06:14.740] that the settlement [01:06:14.740 --> 01:06:16.600] agreement say that Cisco [01:06:16.600 --> 01:06:19.100] and ISS were working together on a [01:06:19.100 --> 01:06:20.720] presentation that would have revealed [01:06:20.720 --> 01:06:22.660] the problem without revealing stuff [01:06:22.660 --> 01:06:25.340] that they felt was trade secret information. [01:06:25.340 --> 01:06:26.960] Now, I have no information [01:06:26.960 --> 01:06:28.800] personally whether or not that was true, because I came into [01:06:28.800 --> 01:06:30.560] the whole thing, you know, after that. [01:06:30.560 --> 01:06:32.580] But I think that what Cisco, [01:06:32.580 --> 01:06:34.540] if you asked them, and I'm not them, [01:06:34.540 --> 01:06:36.520] but to try to be fair to them, I think what they would [01:06:36.520 --> 01:06:38.580] have said is that they really had [01:06:38.580 --> 01:06:41.060] certain things that they definitely didn't want, [01:06:41.060 --> 01:06:43.200] which was the code and the pointers, [01:06:43.200 --> 01:06:44.660] and that they ended up getting [01:06:44.660 --> 01:06:46.660] exactly, totally not what they [01:06:46.660 --> 01:06:48.620] wanted in all of this, because all of [01:06:48.620 --> 01:06:51.060] that came out, and they look bad, [01:06:51.060 --> 01:06:52.880] and they had to pay lawyers, [01:06:52.880 --> 01:06:54.480] and they had to pay to have the [01:06:54.480 --> 01:06:56.720] materials taken out of the presentation stuff, [01:06:56.720 --> 01:06:58.320] and they had to pay to get rid of the CDs [01:06:58.320 --> 01:07:00.560] and make new CDs. So they have [01:07:00.560 --> 01:07:02.460] had a really bad week, in addition [01:07:02.460 --> 01:07:04.020] to the rest of us [01:07:04.540 --> 01:07:06.020] having a really bad week, too. [01:07:06.380 --> 01:07:08.600] I know it was tough, but I got a cape out [01:07:08.600 --> 01:07:10.560] of it, so... [01:07:30.260 --> 01:07:31.160] So the question [01:07:31.160 --> 01:07:32.840] is, our click wrap [01:07:32.840 --> 01:07:34.760] and shrink wrap aren't really meeting [01:07:34.760 --> 01:07:36.980] of the minds, because it's kind of a take it or leave [01:07:36.980 --> 01:07:39.180] it thing. Can you modify the terms [01:07:39.180 --> 01:07:40.440] ahead of time and then click [01:07:40.940 --> 01:07:41.820] accept? [01:07:47.720 --> 01:07:48.160] And... [01:07:48.160 --> 01:07:49.760] Is he calling me? [01:07:50.820 --> 01:07:52.400] So the question is, can I modify [01:07:52.400 --> 01:07:54.160] the terms? And the answer is no, because then you don't [01:07:54.160 --> 01:07:56.160] have a meeting of minds on the other end. [01:07:57.140 --> 01:07:58.140] So I'm told that [01:07:58.140 --> 01:08:00.080] I should answer this phone call, which I'm going [01:08:00.080 --> 01:08:01.560] to do, since we're on [01:08:02.400 --> 01:08:03.120] overtime. [01:08:08.420 --> 01:08:09.280] A call-in [01:08:09.280 --> 01:08:11.160] question. Okay, I'll take a call-in [01:08:11.160 --> 01:08:13.360] question. Let's see [01:08:13.360 --> 01:08:15.120] if I can do it through the... [01:08:15.120 --> 01:08:17.500] Let's see if you can do it through the microphone. [01:08:17.500 --> 01:08:18.060] Ready? [01:08:21.430 --> 01:08:22.070] No, [01:08:22.070 --> 01:08:22.870] it doesn't play. [01:08:23.210 --> 01:08:31.790] Okay, it was a personal [01:08:31.790 --> 01:08:33.390] question, which I don't answer. [01:08:35.790 --> 01:08:37.910] Does anybody have an appropriate [01:08:38.510 --> 01:08:39.850] professional, non-personal [01:08:39.850 --> 01:08:40.770] question? [01:09:03.610 --> 01:09:04.630] So, the [01:09:04.630 --> 01:09:06.770] question was about the encryption issue [01:09:06.770 --> 01:09:08.970] and the forced disclosure. [01:09:08.970 --> 01:09:10.650] And I'm not a... [01:09:10.650 --> 01:09:12.790] I'm not familiar with these cases that you're referring [01:09:12.790 --> 01:09:14.690] to where journalists have been forced to turn [01:09:14.690 --> 01:09:16.750] over encryption keys. [01:09:16.750 --> 01:09:18.750] The difference there might be that we're not [01:09:18.750 --> 01:09:20.170] talking about something that is [01:09:20.890 --> 01:09:22.570] incriminating. I mean, that might be one [01:09:22.570 --> 01:09:24.810] difference. Then you also have another difference, [01:09:24.810 --> 01:09:26.630] which is you've got this journalist thing, which brings in [01:09:26.630 --> 01:09:28.730] all this free press type of issues as [01:09:28.730 --> 01:09:30.690] well. But I think the fundamental thing is [01:09:30.690 --> 01:09:33.050] that the Fifth Amendment applies [01:09:33.050 --> 01:09:34.670] very... I mean, the arguments for the Fifth [01:09:34.670 --> 01:09:36.630] Amendment application to compulsory key [01:09:36.630 --> 01:09:38.730] turning over, I think, are weak. [01:09:38.730 --> 01:09:40.450] Though I hate to say it. [01:09:41.430 --> 01:09:44.780] All right. [01:09:44.780 --> 01:09:46.300] Do you want me to keep going? [01:09:48.000 --> 01:09:48.640] All right. [01:09:49.140 --> 01:09:50.100] Other questions? [01:09:53.730 --> 01:09:55.070] All right. So, there's no [01:09:55.070 --> 01:09:56.970] other questions, so I'm not going to keep going, but as [01:09:56.970 --> 01:09:58.670] you can see, we have the next thing that's happening. [01:09:58.670 --> 01:09:59.690] Do you want to say something? [01:10:00.230 --> 01:10:00.870] Okay. [01:10:02.670 --> 01:10:03.270] I could tell... [01:10:05.570 --> 01:10:07.170] All right. So, you guys... [01:10:07.170 --> 01:10:09.090] Let's see. Do you guys want to hear a story? [01:10:09.850 --> 01:10:10.570] All right. [01:10:12.710 --> 01:10:13.190] Okay. [01:10:13.190 --> 01:10:15.090] I'm going to tell you guys [01:10:15.290 --> 01:10:17.270] a story about the first time [01:10:17.270 --> 01:10:19.030] I tried to help somebody who got arrested [01:10:19.030 --> 01:10:20.050] at DEF CON. [01:10:21.850 --> 01:10:23.010] This was back in [01:10:24.790 --> 01:10:25.590] 1999 when... [01:10:25.590 --> 01:10:27.650] Okay. I'm not sure. I don't remember what year it is. [01:10:28.990 --> 01:10:29.390] But... [01:10:30.370 --> 01:10:31.330] I don't know. [01:10:31.330 --> 01:10:32.870] This isn't my laptop. [01:10:33.170 --> 01:10:34.570] So, I'm just going to... [01:10:35.050 --> 01:10:37.590] Okay. So... [01:10:38.270 --> 01:10:39.250] Actually, this is a really [01:10:39.250 --> 01:10:40.630] long story. I'll tell you [01:10:41.490 --> 01:10:42.790] a story. Yeah. Okay. I'll tell [01:10:42.790 --> 01:10:44.190] the story. So, [01:10:44.770 --> 01:10:46.670] it was the year that DEF CON was [01:10:46.670 --> 01:10:49.370] at that Plaza Hotel that was downtown. [01:10:49.730 --> 01:10:50.870] And I was... [01:10:50.870 --> 01:10:51.890] What year was that? [01:10:54.590 --> 01:10:55.390] 97? [01:10:56.610 --> 01:10:57.410] 96? [01:10:58.290 --> 01:10:58.950] No. [01:10:59.030 --> 01:11:01.130] No. It was 98, I think. [01:11:01.190 --> 01:11:02.770] And maybe it was 98. Anyway, [01:11:02.770 --> 01:11:04.550] that's a great place, by the way. They have penny [01:11:04.550 --> 01:11:06.670] slots, which are super cool because when you're just [01:11:06.670 --> 01:11:08.670] like totally down and out and you still need [01:11:08.670 --> 01:11:10.670] to gamble, you can go to the penny slots. [01:11:10.730 --> 01:11:12.470] And I was about to leave. Like, I [01:11:12.470 --> 01:11:14.470] just had my foot on the little shuttle [01:11:14.470 --> 01:11:16.710] van step. And I remember this very clearly. Sort of [01:11:16.710 --> 01:11:18.550] looking down and seeing my foot on the step [01:11:18.550 --> 01:11:20.550] when suddenly a crowd of people come [01:11:20.550 --> 01:11:22.710] running out of the hotel. And they're like, [01:11:22.710 --> 01:11:24.690] wait, wait. Don't let the lawyer get on [01:11:24.690 --> 01:11:26.630] that van. Phony's [01:11:26.630 --> 01:11:28.490] been arrested. And I [01:11:28.490 --> 01:11:30.470] remember looking at my foot and thinking, [01:11:30.470 --> 01:11:32.930] I'm going to miss my plane. So, [01:11:32.930 --> 01:11:34.530] I get dragged off the little shuttle [01:11:34.530 --> 01:11:36.650] van and I'm told that this guy [01:11:36.650 --> 01:11:38.630] by the name of Phony, and I don't know, do any of you [01:11:38.630 --> 01:11:40.490] guys here know Phony? Who knows Phony? [01:11:40.490 --> 01:11:42.550] Yeah, there you go. Well, you probably know the end of this [01:11:42.550 --> 01:11:44.550] story. So, they told me that this guy [01:11:44.550 --> 01:11:46.670] named Phony had been arrested. That, you [01:11:46.670 --> 01:11:48.570] know, it's the last day of DEF CON and he was [01:11:48.570 --> 01:11:50.550] about to leave and some cop came [01:11:50.550 --> 01:11:52.710] onto the floor of the show, took him away [01:11:52.710 --> 01:11:54.570] in handcuffs, hustled him off into [01:11:54.570 --> 01:11:56.590] some van and we don't know where he went. So, now, what [01:11:56.590 --> 01:11:57.490] are we going to do? [01:11:58.450 --> 01:11:59.850] So, I said, well, [01:12:00.790 --> 01:12:02.630] let's go try to find where he [01:12:02.630 --> 01:12:04.390] is and see what he was charged with [01:12:04.390 --> 01:12:06.390] and we'll see what we can do. So, [01:12:06.390 --> 01:12:08.450] they say, okay, great. And everybody's got, like, [01:12:08.450 --> 01:12:10.690] radio headsets on. So, I hear them say, [01:12:10.690 --> 01:12:12.390] we've procured the lawyer. Bring around the [01:12:12.390 --> 01:12:13.210] vans. [01:12:14.750 --> 01:12:16.570] So, then two big black [01:12:16.570 --> 01:12:18.350] vans roll up and [01:12:18.350 --> 01:12:20.350] the door slides open and there's [01:12:20.550 --> 01:12:22.350] a bunch of hackers in there, all in black, [01:12:22.350 --> 01:12:24.130] all with the headsets. And [01:12:24.130 --> 01:12:26.490] Emmanuel Goldstein's in there and he's got a giant [01:12:26.490 --> 01:12:28.390] video camera and they hustle [01:12:28.390 --> 01:12:30.290] me into the van and we're all, like, [01:12:30.290 --> 01:12:31.970] off. And I say, okay, [01:12:32.410 --> 01:12:33.950] we need to find where [01:12:33.950 --> 01:12:36.050] the jail is. So, somebody's [01:12:36.050 --> 01:12:37.830] got the GPS thing and it's, like, [01:12:37.830 --> 01:12:40.290] 98 or whatever, so this is pretty early. [01:12:40.290 --> 01:12:41.970] And they've got the map and they're, like, finding [01:12:41.970 --> 01:12:43.850] where the jail is and they're calling back to the hotel [01:12:43.850 --> 01:12:46.030] and stuff and it's, like, okay, we've procured the location of the [01:12:46.030 --> 01:12:48.050] jail. So, we get there and we, like, get to the [01:12:48.050 --> 01:12:49.930] jail and we're, like, stop in front of the jail [01:12:50.490 --> 01:12:51.990] and the doors to both the vans [01:12:51.990 --> 01:12:54.070] slide open and everybody's ready to jump out and, like, [01:12:54.070 --> 01:12:56.070] converge on the jail. And I'm, like, no, no, no, [01:12:56.070 --> 01:12:58.030] no, no, no. This is [01:12:58.030 --> 01:12:59.750] totally not going to work, okay? [01:12:59.750 --> 01:13:01.590] And they're, like, one person [01:13:01.590 --> 01:13:03.690] can come to the jail with me, but you can't [01:13:03.690 --> 01:13:05.610] all come in. So, they're, like, [01:13:05.610 --> 01:13:07.690] take a little vote and everything and everybody's okay [01:13:07.690 --> 01:13:09.550] and Emmanuel's, like, filming everybody because [01:13:09.550 --> 01:13:11.610] he's got this documentary he's doing about [01:13:11.610 --> 01:13:13.610] how hackers help each other and aren't criminals [01:13:13.610 --> 01:13:15.710] and stuff like that, which is totally true and great. [01:13:15.710 --> 01:13:17.490] Although, you know, it's a little nerve-wracking [01:13:17.490 --> 01:13:19.330] to have this big camera in your face. [01:13:19.330 --> 01:13:21.690] So, I say, okay, so they pick who's going to come in [01:13:21.690 --> 01:13:24.010] with me and I say, okay, [01:13:24.010 --> 01:13:26.150] now there's one other thing I need to know. [01:13:26.310 --> 01:13:28.090] What's Phony's real name? [01:13:32.460 --> 01:13:33.420] And, no, [01:13:33.420 --> 01:13:34.420] they're just, like, [01:13:34.420 --> 01:13:36.300] can I say what Phony's real name is [01:13:36.300 --> 01:13:37.760] or should I make up a name? [01:13:38.660 --> 01:13:40.680] Okay, so, they're, like, [01:13:40.680 --> 01:13:42.260] they're, like, [01:13:44.500 --> 01:13:47.020] they're, like, it's Jeff. [01:13:47.460 --> 01:13:48.460] Okay, Jeff [01:13:48.460 --> 01:13:50.400] what? No one [01:13:50.400 --> 01:13:52.600] knows. So, lots [01:13:52.600 --> 01:13:54.440] of frantic phone calls back to the hotel [01:13:54.440 --> 01:13:56.400] to try to find out what Phony's [01:13:56.400 --> 01:13:58.520] real name is and, um, after [01:13:58.520 --> 01:14:00.440] about ten minutes, we finally find [01:14:00.440 --> 01:14:02.460] somebody who knows his name and tells me. [01:14:02.460 --> 01:14:04.780] And I'm, like, okay. And I go into the jail. [01:14:05.020 --> 01:14:06.500] So, I get to the jail [01:14:07.060 --> 01:14:08.680] and we go up to the, you know, [01:14:08.680 --> 01:14:10.440] the booking guy and he's, like, [01:14:10.440 --> 01:14:12.460] you know, what's up? And I say, hi, I'm a lawyer. My client [01:14:12.460 --> 01:14:14.720] just got arrested. I'm wondering if he's here [01:14:14.720 --> 01:14:16.400] and, you know, what's going on? [01:14:16.400 --> 01:14:18.360] And the guy takes a, you know, sort of says, well, [01:14:18.360 --> 01:14:20.320] I don't know if he's here. What's his name? [01:14:20.320 --> 01:14:22.400] I give him the name and he types it into his [01:14:22.400 --> 01:14:24.440] computer and he said, well, he's not on my computer yet [01:14:24.440 --> 01:14:26.460] but if he just got arrested, you know, [01:14:26.460 --> 01:14:28.740] it takes a couple of hours to go through booking, [01:14:28.740 --> 01:14:30.540] he might be here and I just don't have him [01:14:30.540 --> 01:14:32.480] in the computer yet. I can go check [01:14:32.480 --> 01:14:34.480] in the holding cell and see if he's there. What does he [01:14:34.480 --> 01:14:36.580] look like? So, I don't actually know [01:14:36.580 --> 01:14:38.360] what he looks like. So, I'm, like, what does he look like? [01:14:38.360 --> 01:14:40.840] I don't know. So, the guy who I'm with runs out to the [01:14:40.840 --> 01:14:42.560] van and he comes back with somebody's [01:14:42.560 --> 01:14:44.560] digital camera that's got the picture of Phony [01:14:44.560 --> 01:14:46.320] and he shows the picture and he's got [01:14:46.320 --> 01:14:48.860] green hair and a blue pentagram [01:14:48.860 --> 01:14:51.020] dyed into the back of his head. [01:14:53.200 --> 01:14:54.820] So, I show it to the sheriff [01:14:54.820 --> 01:14:57.220] and I go, you can't miss him. [01:15:00.100 --> 01:15:01.280] So, the sheriff's like, [01:15:01.280 --> 01:15:03.440] we do not have that guy here. [01:15:03.440 --> 01:15:04.980] I would definitely know he's [01:15:04.980 --> 01:15:07.160] not here. So, I'm like, okay, he's not here [01:15:07.160 --> 01:15:09.180] and he says, well, maybe there's another jail across town [01:15:09.180 --> 01:15:10.980] maybe he's over there. So, we all pile [01:15:10.980 --> 01:15:12.920] back into the van and we've got the whole, you know, [01:15:12.920 --> 01:15:14.920] GPS thing with where the new jail is [01:15:14.920 --> 01:15:16.500] and stuff and we're hustling off there [01:15:16.500 --> 01:15:19.000] and on the way, suddenly, we get a call [01:15:19.000 --> 01:15:20.820] over the radio and the call is like, [01:15:20.820 --> 01:15:23.640] abort, abort the mission, return to base. [01:15:23.960 --> 01:15:26.260] So, we're like, huh, that's weird, okay. [01:15:26.260 --> 01:15:27.740] So, you know, I think we've been to like two [01:15:27.740 --> 01:15:29.900] jails by this time and we're like, okay, we'll return to base. [01:15:29.900 --> 01:15:31.680] So, we return back to [01:15:31.680 --> 01:15:33.680] the hotel and we're like, you know, we [01:15:33.680 --> 01:15:35.620] don't know what happened. So, everybody's like, what's [01:15:35.620 --> 01:15:37.720] going on? I don't know. And sort of like, we walk into the hotel [01:15:37.720 --> 01:15:39.900] and we sort of go our own separate ways [01:15:39.900 --> 01:15:41.700] and I'm like, you know, wondering [01:15:41.700 --> 01:15:43.520] how I'm going to get home now because [01:15:43.520 --> 01:15:45.480] I've missed my flight by quite a bit. [01:15:45.680 --> 01:15:47.540] And Pete Shipley [01:15:47.540 --> 01:15:49.920] comes up to me and he says, can I talk to you? [01:15:49.920 --> 01:15:51.580] And I'm like, okay. And we go over [01:15:51.580 --> 01:15:53.460] and he takes me aside and he's like, I'm really [01:15:53.460 --> 01:15:56.000] sorry, but it was all a [01:15:56.000 --> 01:15:58.840] hoax. That was Phony's [01:15:59.080 --> 01:16:00.880] cousin. And his cousin's [01:16:00.880 --> 01:16:01.760] a cop here in town [01:16:01.760 --> 01:16:06.080] and he thought it would be really cool [01:16:06.080 --> 01:16:06.260] if [01:16:06.260 --> 01:16:07.900] he thought it would be totally cool if [01:16:07.900 --> 01:16:10.020] instead of just leaving the con, he was [01:16:10.020 --> 01:16:12.320] dragged off in handcuffs. [01:16:12.320 --> 01:16:15.220] And he called me from the [01:16:15.220 --> 01:16:15.800] airport and I was like, [01:16:15.800 --> 01:16:18.020] that's so weird, that's Phony's number, how's [01:16:18.020 --> 01:16:19.580] he calling me? And I said, [01:16:19.580 --> 01:16:21.200] what are you doing? And he's like, yeah, dude, [01:16:21.200 --> 01:16:22.440] wasn't that cool? [01:16:24.100 --> 01:16:25.620] And Pete's like, [01:16:25.620 --> 01:16:27.500] we dragged Granica off of her [01:16:27.500 --> 01:16:29.240] airplane for you. [01:16:29.240 --> 01:16:31.620] And now she can't fly home. [01:16:32.180 --> 01:16:33.780] So Phony, who's a [01:16:33.780 --> 01:16:35.500] gentleman, paid for me to fly back [01:16:35.500 --> 01:16:37.540] to San Francisco first class, which I [01:16:37.540 --> 01:16:39.620] really appreciated. And then later [01:16:39.620 --> 01:16:41.460] in honor of my efforts, put me [01:16:41.840 --> 01:16:43.560] in a movie where I got to [01:16:43.560 --> 01:16:45.740] co-star with Mark Pauline as a [01:16:45.740 --> 01:16:47.480] evil naval officer in a [01:16:47.480 --> 01:16:49.400] movie that he was doing. So he and I ended up [01:16:49.400 --> 01:16:51.460] being on very good terms. But that was the [01:16:51.460 --> 01:16:53.420] very first time that I helped somebody who had been arrested [01:16:53.420 --> 01:16:55.600] at DEFCON and you wonder why I come back [01:16:55.600 --> 01:16:57.260] to take this abuse again [01:16:57.260 --> 01:16:59.120] year after year. But I just [01:16:59.860 --> 01:17:01.720] want to thank you guys [01:17:01.720 --> 01:17:02.180] for... [01:17:10.780 --> 01:17:13.240] I just want to thank you guys for making my life [01:17:13.240 --> 01:17:15.480] so fun and have a good rest of your evening.