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0	5660	Hello everyone out there. I hope you can all hear us now, because F it, we're just going to wing it.
5660	7920	Like a famous man said, F it, we'll do it live.
8840	11440	Welcome, we're Defcon 201 out here.
12480	15240	Before we start, there's probably something you should wonder about.
15240	16620	If someone can do it, next slide.
21020	21820	Next!
22300	25300	Everyone, is someone alive with a pulse out there?
25300	26280	There we go.
27680	28720	There we go.
29020	31580	So you're probably wondering, who the F are us?
31580	33640	So we're going to introduce all three of us.
33940	37040	So first of all, the voice here on this end is SidePocket.
37040	39540	I'm one of the co-founders of Defcon 201.
39680	47040	I do most of the social media and event planning, including trying to prep for this wonderful nightmare that is the Defcon Groups Village.
47300	50040	I'm really impressed with everyone getting even this wedding.
50360	53080	A bit of background about myself, I also...
53080	57700	A long time, that time at GI Jack, I was through at IMLC 2600.
57700	62940	We're going to get into part of how we figured out we should make a Defcon Group here.
62940	65440	I'm also a long time person at Phone Losers of America.
65440	66880	I've done active stuff with Yes Men.
66880	68360	I am a tool member.
68360	76680	And if you want to see what my face looks like after doxing me, you can go check the Mr. Robot Season 3 premiere or the Jack Ryan premiere.
76680	79800	I was the guest extra hacker on that show.
79800	82000	So next slide with the man himself.
83820	84700	Next!
85140	86180	This is going to be fun.
88160	89640	Hi, what's your code?
89640	91320	Hi everybody, I'm GI Jack.
91420	93800	I'm actually an Axwheel in Cockatoo.
95240	97620	I'm the other co-founder of DC201.
97620	99220	Also a 2600 alumni.
99460	103000	I'm not quite as long term as Mr. Pocket over here.
103080	105900	I do the infrastructure and backend for DC201.
105900	107320	I maintain all the servers.
108120	108620	What's it called?
108620	110540	I'm also the guy behind NinjaOS.
110560	112340	It's a live OS based on Arch Linux.
112340	113000	We'll get into that in a minute.
113020	114400	We'll get into that in a minute.
115680	120680	I'm an avid motorcycle enthusiast and I do much, much, much more.
120680	124020	If you have any more questions about me, you can always ask me sometime on IRC.
124020	126700	The answer may or may not be sarcastic.
127040	128160	Next slide.
128420	129300	Next slide.
129300	130800	Next slide.
134060	135840	There we go.
135840	138520	So, yeah, I'm the third guy.
138720	141600	I just do things around here, you know.
143520	146460	I mean, I show up for a long time.
146480	155060	I do document work.
155060	158920	I designed our flyers and a few of our graphical assets.
159620	164080	And, yeah, that's generally where I am around here.
164080	171340	Oh, and by the way, the awesome bird art, by the way, for each of us is by a person on Twitter called Pockets.
171340	175180	It's at underscore P-O-C-K-E-T-S-S.
175260	176000	No relation.
176000	176800	No relation.
176800	177100	Yeah.
177600	178220	All right.
178220	179420	Advanced slide.
180220	182940	As you know, we just like adopting pets here.
185140	186180	I love this.
186180	187280	This is like being on FTL.
187280	187600	There we go.
187840	193880	So, for all of you global people out there and even the United States, you're probably wondering, what is New Jersey and where are we?
193880	196580	So, a couple of factors we're going to yell out.
196700	200120	New Jersey is one of the 13 colonies that rebelled against the American Revolution.
200120	203280	And, yes, we're located in that third world nation that's in the United States.
203500	205680	We're the home to many firsts.
205680	209740	We're also home to the Jersey Shore, both the show and the place, and the Sopranos.
213000	215360	Last to grant slaves their freedom.
215420	218420	We ourselves are located in Jersey City in Hudson County.
218420	225200	So, for those who don't know where Hudson County is, if you look at the map on the screen, you should see friendly white families to the right of that.
225200	227180	If it's colorblind, it's red.
227180	230620	It says well-to-do conservatives, who I don't think are well-to-do anymore.
230780	233960	Below that is hipsters and minorities.
233960	236080	That's where Hudson County is.
236180	239060	And, yeah, does anyone have any more comments about New Jersey?
240160	246680	So, yeah, basically, I came from Long Island. I can't really say anything.
248240	252260	Like, literally, if he's from Long Island, he wasn't able to speak until he physically got to New Jersey.
252260	253100	Pretty much.
254100	256060	Florida's People's Republic of New Jersey.
256060	258380	I don't know what to say.
259760	262600	So, next slide. Advance.
263340	264260	Engage.
268380	276140	So, we're not quite done with New Jersey, because, and trust me, we'll go by this really fast, because we want to get into some questions, hopefully, from the audience.
277020	284740	Something a lot of people don't know about New Jersey is there's a lot of technological and just hacker AF stuff that's in our state.
284740	286900	And we just thought we'd do a couple of highlights here.
286900	292160	So, first of all, way back, depending if you like the man or how most of us do now, we hate the man.
292300	296060	Edison's original labs were located in Moeno Park in West Orange.
296060	298040	These are all places in New Jersey, by the way.
298100	302680	They've been either converted into museums or moved to other states and been converted to museums.
302680	305580	Because, you know, we're basically a New Jersey's a dumpster.
305580	307420	You just pick stuff up and move them to other states.
307420	314160	So, you can thank particularly those labs for things like electricity, movies, things like that were directly invented there.
314900	322180	Then, a little bit later on, John von Neumann built what's known as the IAS machine, sometimes known as the von Neumann machine.
322180	325400	You probably heard of a little guy known as Alan Turing.
325400	332560	He's one of the people that conceptualized modern computing and also helped crack the Enigma machine along with the Polish Cypher Bureau.
332560	339120	He had a concept for what a computer, a computational machine that could actually remember and store memory.
339340	342860	And he's where we get the von Neumann architecture from.
342860	345460	And Neumann... Neumann!
345760	346280	Von...
346280	352140	Yes, teamed up at the Institute of Advanced Studies in this cesspool that's known as Princeton, New Jersey.
352140	358280	And defied... well, he stole basically $10 million, got yelled by the government, private industry, and everything else,
358280	362880	and created the first machine that did functional stored state memory.
362920	365560	So, it could actually remember stuff and recall things back.
365560	369020	You say Princeton's a cesspool, but New Jersey's the cesspool.
369780	374280	Well, no. Again, New Jersey is a pothole with potholes in it. It's great.
374880	378460	And then, basically around 1940s, Bell Labs kind of got sick of New York City,
378460	383900	and they decided to relocate with the family, like relocations in 1967 at Murray Hill.
383900	385600	They actually opened up a ton of locations.
385660	389440	Murray Hill is the current last resting place of Bell Labs.
389440	391260	You can see the photo in the slide.
391400	393860	And it's now known as Nokia Bell Labs.
393860	400300	Nokia Bell Labs. For a time, it was Novell. For a time, it was Sko. Unix was invented there.
400300	404860	Yeah, I was going to say, in 1969, Unix was invented right here in New Jersey.
404860	407060	There was a lot of stuff invented at Bell Labs.
407060	410280	The first working transistor solar panel.
410280	415040	One of the first working CRT color displays was invented here in the state also.
415040	417200	The C language Unix.
417200	419760	We can't display video, but there's a hilarious...
419760	426540	If you go into YouTube, search Bell Labs Unix, and I crap you not, there is a documentary that Bell Labs made called
426540	429920	Unix Making Computers Easier to Use.
430120	433120	So, that's that. We're almost done.
433320	438520	I don't quite know, and I believe 201 was the first error code, and if it's not, it's the first public.
438520	441700	Actually, 201 is the first error code.
441700	444780	Because in the old North American numbering plan.
444780	446580	Even if it wasn't, we're claiming that.
447140	452220	This is the reason why we specifically saw rep 201 instead of 973 or anything else.
452220	456160	In the old North American numbering plan, you can't use a number 1.
456880	464100	The middle digit has to be a 0 or a 1, and the end digits can't be a 0 or a 1.
464100	467840	201 is the lowest possible error code, and that's what New Jersey got as the first error code.
467840	468940	We're number 1.
468940	475260	And just to note, when he says middle digit, he means the number sequence of the phone number, not another common middle digit that's basically hello in New Jersey.
476800	478220	Three last quick things.
478220	479140	Number be a 1.
479140	479540	Yes.
479540	484480	At least it's not a number 2, which is our government.
484500	486120	But a few more quick points.
486500	498280	Way back, I believe it was 1990, the Secret Service actually set up a sting operation in Bergen County called Operation Cyber Snare, where they launched in Bergen County a BBS known as Celio 5-1.
498280	506380	In 1995, I think the first main BBS arrest happened with 6 people from all over the place were indicted under hacker handles.
506400	509520	If you remember, or hopefully try not to remember, Gio Hotz.
509520	512020	He hacked the iOS.
512020	516180	He's more famous for hacking the PlayStation 3 and then got sued over it.
516180	517160	We did a panel about it.
517160	518200	We're going to explain that later.
518200	520400	He actually is from Hackensack, New Jersey.
520540	524560	And finally, if you remember, we were supposed to have a thing this year called Defcon China.
524560	526300	That got canceled real fast.
526880	529640	We, you know, because Winnie the Pooh got canceled.
529640	535260	But no, it's that, so the partnership with Defcon China is a company called Baidu.
535260	537140	And basically, it's China's Google.
537140	549520	And what a lot of people don't know about it is that Robin Li, that's his actual name, in China, all the back end for their entire system, including their main search engine, because they got the same start as Google being a search engine,
549520	555640	was coded when he was working at IDD Information Services in New Jersey, which, if I remember correctly, is in Newark.
555640	556700	Oh, wow.
556700	563560	So, yeah, so half of all of China's infrastructure is from code made in New Jersey, so that's that.
563580	564540	Joy.
564600	565280	Speaking of which...
565280	566800	That's why they call us the People's Republic.
566800	568880	Yep, let's get into actual DC-201 stuff.
568880	570000	Next slide, please.
570000	570940	Kind sir.
571380	575580	Kind person of nondescript gender, mineral, or vegetable.
575900	576360	There we go.
576360	582340	So, yeah, so, for those of you who don't know, there have been three previous attempts to make a DC-201 in the past.
582340	584200	All of them miserably failed.
584200	589140	The last one went from, like, 2011 and tapered off somewhere around 2013.
589140	592640	You can use the Wayback Machine to find out as someone just goes through our slides.
593400	601580	We don't know why, because that's actually one of the reasons why our Twitter's off, because they have the original DEF CON 201 account on Twitter.
601580	601800	Yeah.
601800	606320	And they moved to Georgia, which tells you a lot about them, and we haven't heard from them ever since.
606320	609040	So we had to take DEF CON 201 NJ.
609040	609460	Yep.
609480	615980	And we don't know why their meetings fizzled out, but we can make a guess, because who actually wants to go to Paramus?
616080	617660	Fucking Paramus.
618080	621100	I guess there's something wrong with every part of this state.
622560	624340	Not that I actually want to go to Paramus.
624340	629120	Well, never mind. I mean, you've had experience trying to go to NYC... sorry, 2600 meetings in New Jersey.
629120	632660	Yeah, I mean, it's like part of that state where it's hard to get through with public transportation.
632700	635400	It's not really much there. It's just mostly, like, strip malls and kind of...
635400	638000	It's not really accessible as far as, like, meeting places go.
638000	640420	It wasn't really a good location to do, like, a group.
640760	646640	So one of the reasons why I wanted to do this one was because I'm pretty sure SidePocket had the same...
646640	648400	We both had, like, the same idea at the same time.
648400	653300	It's that, like, you know, like, oh, there's a lot of hackers from New Jersey.
653460	656500	There's a lot of people who I could always meet in either... what's it called?
656820	660340	Basically all meet in New York City, but no one ever wanted to do anything in New Jersey.
660340	661860	So, like, yeah, let's just meet in this state.
663120	667640	We've also noticed, because that's why we did the history lesson, that New Jersey is hacker AF.
667640	670880	But, like, our theory is that there's a lot of people who are too afraid to come out.
670880	674920	And we don't blame them, because kind of like with some of the NYC 2600 groups and other organizations...
674920	681800	Sorry, the 2600 groups and other organizations, that there's a very huge corporate slant in New Jersey
681800	685040	that is very off-putting, kind of the way corporates are.
685060	688640	So we decided, F it, do it live. Next slide, person.
692540	694220	And then slide.
695460	697620	I think we bored our audience there. There we go.
697620	702140	So, yeah, and then basically, like, F it, let's make DEFCON 201 or DC201.
702140	708360	So our first meeting was in March 17, 2017. That's a mouthful.
709480	714660	We just were kind of like, hey, we'll find a place, meet up, we'll talk some stuff, maybe we'll do a workshop.
714660	717360	Maybe, hopefully, we'll have someone to do some speaking.
717460	722480	And then back in March of this year, we actually celebrated our third beer anniversary.
722480	726220	So we're like the longest lasting out of the New Jersey groups as far as we know.
726220	729560	We've had some really amazing stuff.
729560	735500	I'm really happy that we have a diverse mix of not only representation in terms of, like, ethnicities,
735500	739880	you know, sex, backgrounds, color, but also just different types of hackers.
739880	747520	We've had people who love lockpicking, biohacking, reverse engineering, forensics, knitting,
747520	750640	just all sorts of anyone with a STEM background.
750640	755980	One thing that I'm going to hand to GI Jack a bit about is that I love, and this was his idea,
755980	760060	was when you do become a member, and we can deal with that in the Q&A section,
760060	763100	we do have our own NextCloud that's members only.
763140	764240	Do you want to talk a bit about that?
764380	766780	At this point, I almost don't want to talk about it.
767500	768640	It's infrastructure.
768640	772020	Okay, so it's infrastructure. NextCloud is a great piece of software.
772460	773520	It's one of the last remaining...
773520	774240	Asterix.
774540	778320	No, what's it called? NextCloud is great until it doesn't work.
779700	782080	We're actively looking for a good replacement.
782080	783860	The Unix experience.
784140	788360	It's basically the last piece of LAMP software that people actually use.
788360	789840	That's right, PHP.
790140	793920	Okay, so basically it's a combination of, it does calendars, contacts,
793920	801220	basically it does groupware in the browser with a nice web interface with web dev, car dev, cal dev.
801600	807320	It has a plug-in for email, it has a plug-in for maps, it has a lot of interesting plug-ins.
807320	811820	It has a plug-in for LibreOffice online, so there's an HTML5 LibreOffice client,
811820	814380	which runs the Docker container that it forwards information from.
814380	816180	That will kill your computer after four gigs.
816180	816640	Yeah.
817640	821620	That sometimes actually works as well, like the rest of it.
821820	828000	So when NextCloud is working, it's pretty cool because if you want to run your own cloud-hosted calendar with web dev,
828000	829600	but it's still PHP.
829660	835600	See, the way I like to describe it is it's like if it was all put together with dental amalgam.
835600	841420	It's full of mercury, it tastes like shit, and generally is an unpleasant experience.
841420	841700	Right.
841700	843060	But it's very necessary.
843060	847440	Right. If you want to mount a storage space, you can actually back-end this directly to an S3 bucket
847440	849320	and look like unlimited storage, which is kind of cool.
849320	853300	Yep. And speaking of that, we've met some truly amazing people.
853300	857000	We're going to do shout-outs at the end, but we're really fortunate enough to have awesome speakers
857000	863220	and people who do workshops, such as Liz Fong-Jones, Knight Owl, Mr. BlackCypher himself, and more.
863220	868420	And speaking of that, we're going to talk a little bit about how we sort of set up DEF CON DC-201 here.
868420	870840	So, advance to the next slide, if someone can do that.
876280	879100	Someone advance to the next slide, please. Anyone that has blood?
879100	879700	There we go.
879700	887460	So, speaking of transportation and bad infrastructure, we want to let people know why you should actually travel to New Jersey
887460	890940	and why DC-601 should stop its bitching.
891800	896600	We want to make sure... one of our priorities when we were looking for locations was to make sure
896600	901320	where we would be as accessible to everyone as much as possible, including the location itself.
901440	904880	And that it's on the first floor, because we've had that problem in the past.
904880	907160	Yes, we'll get into that in a little bit.
907520	911840	So, we want to make sure people who have any physical or mental disabilities should be able to enter in.
911840	916920	We always put... if there's any sort of thing that might mentally harm, they call them trigger warnings.
916920	920060	We always try to make sure to get those out there, because trust me, it's New Jersey.
920060	926740	We want an inclusive place. We want to be open to as many people as possible, because hackers are an extremely diverse community.
926740	931780	Yes, we want to make an inclusive space in a state that is like the opposite end of inclusive.
932740	943580	One of the reasons why I kind of formed this is because we always used to bitch that everything in New Jersey kind of sucked.
944100	949100	So, we did a... we were like, why does it suck? It says there's nothing cool, so let's do something cool.
949100	950840	And try to, like, turn the state around.
950840	957080	And try not to do, like, also, like, some of the mistakes we've seen in other, like, meetings in the past that we're not going to name names.
957720	963860	And we also want to make sure that, you know, that we have, which Sarah saw actually did a bunch of, is extensive documentation.
963860	968640	So, if you do have to take NJ Transit, the, like, elusive nightmare, you can actually get here.
968640	974460	Yeah, at our current venue, I have listed at least four different ways to get there just by public transportation.
974460	979900	And if you're driving and parking, I wouldn't recommend it in Jersey City.
979900	982780	But I even have a parking space that you can park at.
982780	988400	It's, like, $2 to park, and then you get a bus ticket and head on to DC-201.
988400	993320	Yep. So, speaking of that, just to hammer in the point, next slide, please, volunteer.
993340	994580	Advanced slide.
995180	1000420	So, to kind of stick in that point, because I'm going to talk while the slide, hopefully, transitions here.
1001960	1008940	The main reason why I want DC-610 to stop bitching is that no one wants to go to Pennsylvania.
1009080	1011560	Our argument here is... Do you see this picture on the screen?
1011560	1013380	We love you, hip-hop.
1013380	1018700	No, it's not hip-hop. It's Docker Eye.
1019400	1021420	Yeah, so, question to everyone in the audience.
1021420	1027100	You see that picture right there? Is that a lie due to all of, like, the racial injustice and, like, COVID and stuff?
1027100	1028760	Or is that the Eagles winning?
1028760	1032280	We rest our case. Next slide, please, advanced.
1036160	1037540	Advanced slide.
1037660	1041380	It's getting there. It's kind of like... this is like a telephone game.
1041620	1049660	So, as we said, you know, we're just another group out of the many DEF CON groups that are across the nation, around the world.
1049660	1063040	And we have the same frustrations and pitfalls that everyone else does, including probably the most difficult one that we still, to some degree, have struggles with, even though we really have no complaints about this, which is finding a venue.
1063400	1073720	You know, getting a space. And, you know, we agree with DEF CON groups that this needs to be an open space that doesn't have, like, a door charge fee, or that you can negotiate with the people there in order to meet around and get it accessible.
1074680	1080060	I don't know if we're going to name names here, but we've gone through two other locations before our current one.
1080060	1091160	Our first venue was, like, what you would think of when you're, like, okay, let's have, like, a DEF CON groups meeting where it was a hacker space and it had giant power tools and, you know, a bunch of stuff there.
1091160	1095200	The problem was is there was a lot of drama from that hacker space.
1095200	1099240	It wasn't exactly in a good corner of Hoboken, either.
1099240	1101240	Yeah, you can probably make some guesses here.
1101240	1105700	I mean, Hoboken's exactly a good corner in the first place, but...
1105700	1112920	And the other thing about it, which was our nail in the coffin, is we'd have people show up with stuff, and then their stuff would go missing during the meeting.
1112920	1116960	Yeah, that was kind of a big, uh, no thanks kind of...
1116960	1121180	And it wasn't any of our members, either, because we were very vigorous about that.
1121180	1130540	So we decided to move again, and our next venue was more physically accessible, and the owner liked us, but we kind of got the vibe that the employees didn't.
1130540	1136460	There was a lot of head-butt clashing with, like, culture and timing and stuff, and so that wasn't working out, either.
1136460	1143660	Yeah, so, like, the second venue was nice because it was right on the subway, right on the PATH train.
1143660	1155740	The problem was that we, uh, while we were pretty much in with the owner of the place, and they wanted to have cool hacker stuff going on there,
1155740	1163160	the employees were kind of working against us. We'd noticed things were, like, messed up a little bit.
1163160	1173780	And what was the final nail in the coffin was, like, when some of the employees just up and left without, like, cleaning up the restaurant.
1173780	1179760	And it got to be a problem enough that we decided that we weren't going to work with them on that.
1179760	1187980	Well, basically, to elaborate more, um, we got a complaint that, like, we somehow, like, messed up the restaurant, even though we took pictures that night.
1187980	1193760	It was completely clean, and we didn't go anywhere, because they gave us the keys to lock it. That's how much the owner trusted us.
1193760	1200360	And so our theory is that an employee messed up, and they were like, oh, you know, no one likes hackers. We'll just blame it on the group that's there.
1200360	1201360	Yeah, easy scapegoat, you know.
1201360	1209480	So, just like Goldilocks, next slide, please. You know, we had to find a new location, and we eventually, we did.
1209480	1220220	And I think we're pretty happy with it. They're called Subculture. They're located on 260, if you add an extra, that's 2600 Newark Avenue in downtown Jersey City, New Jersey.
1220220	1230180	It's about five blocks away from the current PATH train, and there's a lot of other avenues in order to get there, as everyone beeps in unison behind us, because it's Jersey City.
1230560	1235060	They're a sandwich shop. They have really affordable food with a lot of different options.
1235060	1241900	They have a huge, like, 60-plus inch projection screen that we do all of our, like, presentations and talks on, kind of similar to what we have virtually here.
1242100	1246180	And they have multiple TVs, power plugs for all of, like, the devices and stuff we'll bring in.
1246180	1252060	The people who run it are really cool. They, like us, came out really in support of Black Lives Matter and a bunch of other things in the city.
1252060	1257080	And we've had great, truly a great working relationship with them. That's not any BS. Like, we're really shocked by that.
1257080	1265320	And, well, I think, personally, it's really cool in the back, what Serious Sales Times helps with, and so has Jack, is they have a whole Raspberry Pi video game set up.
1265320	1266260	They have, like, five games.
1266260	1266980	Retro games, yeah.
1266980	1270400	Just emulated retro games. We didn't make that. That was already there.
1270400	1275800	Yeah. And I have to say something, just a note on the affordable food bit.
1276840	1281700	It's not, like, McDonald's cheap, but it is good for what you get.
1281700	1298020	Which is a big thing, considering a lot of the places that people meet afterwards for, like, meetings in New York City and around Jersey City, they're often, like, dim, dinky bars in the middle of, like, midtown Manhattan, where a simple burger is, like, $35.
1298400	1302080	I don't fly with that. We're hackers. We're broke.
1302080	1302220	Yeah.
1302220	1305660	We're not 500 years old. We're hackers in New Jersey.
1305660	1306180	Thank you.
1306180	1308800	We're hackers in the middle of New Jersey.
1308800	1309500	Yeah.
1309500	1312100	Do you have any comments you want to add on that? Next slide? Okay.
1312160	1313880	Yeah, so the food's good.
1314280	1314800	Yeah.
1314800	1318520	It's just a warning. It is the hipster district, so...
1318520	1319100	I mean...
1319100	1324080	Well, I would say the district is, but, like, the venue isn't. They're very down-to-earth.
1324080	1324520	Yeah.
1324520	1325060	Yeah.
1325060	1328960	I mean, they attract hipsters just by proximity, I guess, but...
1328960	1332260	Yeah, plus we're out of Hoboken, and none of us ever want to go.
1332260	1336200	So, next slide, so we can get rid of the watch of Hoboken out of our mouths.
1336280	1336980	Yeah.
1337760	1340640	So, we're going to talk about how we sort of...
1340640	1342460	Okay, now that we have the venue, what do we do next?
1342460	1343800	So, the big one is get the word out.
1343800	1345760	There's a classic saying that I hate, which is,
1345760	1347880	if you build a bigger mousetrap, they will come.
1347880	1349420	That is an effing lie.
1350220	1353500	As a lot of you guys know who make hardware and software projects,
1353500	1355220	you often probably put stuff on GitHub,
1355220	1358780	and there's kind of that meme where you can get, like, 5,000 followers on Twitter,
1358780	1361880	but you get someone to actually follow your GitHub, and that's like an Olympic event.
1361880	1363700	Or worse, contribute to it.
1363700	1363900	Yeah.
1363900	1365000	Make one pull request.
1365000	1365560	Yes.
1365560	1369260	So, the thing about it is, like, you know, you have to get the word out there.
1369260	1373180	You have to do that thing that hackers have a hard time doing a lot of times,
1373180	1374820	which is the socials.
1374820	1375640	You have to...
1375640	1380200	Basically, if you're a hacker group, you're a social group for anti-social people.
1380300	1384040	So, the way we had to get the word out is we had to do extensive social media presence.
1384040	1387400	I will say that we are all lucky where, whether for good or for worse,
1387400	1390060	when I was on Twitter, I had a following.
1390060	1394200	GI Jack, I would say, has followings or zombies or minions or something.
1394200	1398480	I got some in our collection of weirdos and bots.
1398480	1398680	Yeah.
1398960	1404460	And Sarasal's known for his work, and a lot of other people who are on stream right now are known for that.
1404460	1409060	So, we did have the advantage of a lot of people migrating over to our social media stuff,
1409060	1414520	but that didn't, you know, excuse that we had to make a meetup.com, and now we currently pay for it.
1414520	1421780	Like, even if you have a world-class team of hackers, like, in every corner of hackerdom,
1423360	1433120	you're not going to be, you know, outright getting followers to your DEF CON group unless you actually put in the work to make it visible.
1433120	1437280	And part of that is, you know, even when you have all your social media stuff together,
1437280	1441680	you need to have something that, you know, as they said in the Big Lebowski, ties the room together.
1441680	1444500	So, we've gone through multiple versions of the website.
1444500	1448640	The first version is something... the first and third version was stuff I had to spin up just to have it.
1448640	1452460	The second version, all I'll say about it, is when the person designing the website,
1452460	1456740	when you ask them to put the link to the email on the main page, and they say,
1456740	1462160	Oh, I didn't think... I don't think that's like a main feature or a priority feature,
1462160	1464480	that person's no longer in charge of the website anymore.
1464480	1466800	So, instead, we gave it to SoraSell, and everything's magic.
1466860	1474000	Yeah, no, the one thing I have to say is visual, like, synchronicity, you know,
1474000	1478580	make sure that everything is readable, accessible, everything's put together,
1478580	1481920	all your information is in the site, on the page.
1481920	1486980	The front page has the most important information, including contact information.
1486980	1490260	That's something our previous website editor lacked.
1490260	1496100	And a big one is that we also make sure that, like, there's nothing tracking, there's no plug-ins,
1496100	1497420	it doesn't use any scripting.
1497420	1503360	No JavaScript, no bots, no trackers, no one-pixel dots.
1503360	1511000	And, uh, yeah, the worst thing I'll do is a few CSS animations, tops, and that's plain CSS,
1511000	1515740	and if your browser has those turned off or disabled, usually for accessibility reasons,
1515740	1517140	it'll just gracefully fall back.
1517140	1520120	One of the quick features we added to Lookit is we're a big fan of KISS,
1520120	1522760	stop looking at the bandit, also keep it simple, stupid.
1522800	1525300	You did speak for yourself about the bandit.
1526020	1529460	But, uh, well, you know, New Jersey parking lot people.
1529460	1531020	I'm speaking as a state.
1531020	1537780	And then the big one here is we also tried to do a balance of popular platforms versus ethical platforms.
1537780	1542740	What I mean by that is, like, we have a Facebook, we have a Twitter, because everyone's on there.
1542860	1547480	But that doesn't mean you can't have, for example, a Mastodon or something in the Fediverse
1547480	1550440	or an independent blog or Onion that we run.
1550440	1552260	We do have an Onion landing page.
1552260	1555960	And that's honestly something that I admire about this group
1555960	1563040	and something that a lot of more free-culture-minded, open-source-minded groups could probably...
1563040	1564320	It's on the top of your arm!
1564320	1565180	Uh, yeah.
1566100	1566600	Gesundheit.
1566600	1567340	It's stuck in my throat.
1567340	1570260	Anyway, it's something they could learn about.
1570260	1572620	Go to the platforms that people are on.
1572620	1574100	Go where the people are.
1574100	1577080	I mean, even if it's actually Facebook.
1577080	1582300	You know, it's run by a lizard king who lies to Congress through his teeth.
1582300	1584280	Doesn't matter, the people are there.
1584840	1585400	His teeth?
1585400	1586820	Oh, maybe he doesn't.
1587040	1588040	His gills.
1588040	1589400	Yes, but real quick, yeah.
1589500	1593540	And that's a whole... because we're going to go to the next thing in a bit.
1594220	1596260	That's where... I just lost my train of thought real quick.
1596260	1597760	Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
1597760	1598400	Oh, okay.
1598400	1599700	So we're going to go to the next train of thought there.
1599700	1603920	But yeah, and also if you're on a platform, you know, we talk about our Mastodon and stuff.
1603920	1605160	We let people know about that.
1605160	1608640	So that's right where we move people over to potentially better stuff.
1608680	1612440	And then the last thing, which is big, is that we also are very local.
1612440	1618700	So despite, you know, hackers and digital stuff, before COVID, and we'll get to that in a second, we do make...
1618700	1620800	Circel design flyers, we print them out.
1620800	1624860	I go everywhere and hang them up so that, you know, whether you're at a library or a bar or something...
1624860	1629320	Yeah, we basically paint the town black and white with all these flyers, you know.
1631340	1637520	I designed the flyers to be instantly noticeable and readable from a distance.
1637520	1643920	So you'd see them hanging on the side of a bulletin board from the street.
1643920	1646860	And you'd see, oh, that's a DEF CON 201 flyer.
1646860	1650800	Or you'd think, oh, that's an interesting flyer. I want to see what it is.
1650920	1655920	Because it just has just the right balance of information and white space.
1656100	1659000	So I'm going to do the next slide and then hand this off to G.I. Jackson.
1659000	1660240	Next slide, please.
1663300	1665880	We are poking you with the pointer to change this.
1665880	1666500	There we go.
1666500	1669920	Do you want to read what we're about?
1669920	1670600	We are an open technology...
1670600	1671540	Hashtag goals.
1671620	1672900	Hashtag goals.
1672900	1675120	We are an open technology group.
1675780	1677340	We welcome all skill.
1677340	1683080	We welcome, regardless of background and skill and in person, doing instead of talking,
1683080	1685840	helping each other learn and grow, and give back to the community.
1685840	1688600	So it's just basically we encourage everyone to show up.
1688660	1692140	We're not like... I don't think there's many community people in this scene anymore.
1692140	1698360	They're kind of like the elite kind of bad-ass types or want to be bad-ass types.
1698360	1703380	So I don't really think that's too much of an issue in this scene anymore, unlike 30 years ago.
1704360	1705480	Five years ago.
1708220	1712020	But it's just basically if you just want to come up, you have tech problems.
1712200	1713640	We do a lot of presentations.
1715400	1716880	We like having speakers.
1716880	1717460	We get speakers.
1717460	1725960	A lot of times we do get like the type of speakers who actually do talks at cons, like actual big cons.
1725960	1730140	So it's like we've really established ourselves as kind of like this is kind of like a minor league talk circuit,
1730140	1731800	which I think is kind of cool.
1732160	1733440	We bring a lot of things.
1738740	1739140	So...
1746420	1754260	And that bit with the big thing, which I feel lacks the end and should be a drive for all Defcon groups out there is giving back to the community.
1754260	1756760	We just don't want to... this is where we get the corporatism from.
1756760	1762860	We don't want to exist in a vacuum and just be like, oh, we'll just hand 50 kids like some high-end laptops and then call it a day
1762860	1765680	and everyone else is struggling, hungry, broke.
1765680	1767760	Everything is broken and, you know, all of that.
1767760	1769680	So the whole thing is we reach out to our city.
1769680	1773240	We actually have good contacts with like the government in our city and local representatives.
1773240	1774280	We reach out with the mayor even.
1774280	1781960	Like we're on that level where we're, you know, actively working with our city government, our local government,
1781960	1787920	and not in the way that most hackers work with government or against rather,
1787920	1795980	but more that we're working on more progressive programs and policies for technology advancement and education.
1796160	1801440	And also, again, when you said that, there's some things we don't like about the government, including the federal government,
1801440	1804860	but what we want to do is it's just one thing to constantly complain.
1804860	1806620	It's another thing of, okay, you have a list of problems.
1806620	1807020	You're a hacker.
1807020	1807860	What are you going to do about it?
1807860	1808460	And that's the key.
1808460	1811200	We do something about it, and that should be the stride for every group.
1811200	1812000	So next slide.
1812000	1814240	I think Jack can probably take this one real quick.
1814840	1815920	Next slide, please.
1817560	1818940	There we go.
1818980	1821560	Okay, so you can check this out.
1821560	1823200	We have a constitution.
1823760	1827480	We are a group that you, what do you call it, the people who hang out long enough, you have to join.
1827480	1830860	It's just kind of, it's a bit of a formality.
1831040	1833220	We keep a, we do keep a member list.
1834080	1836800	Part of the constitution is a code of conduct.
1837680	1841020	Okay, whose idea was it to put that on the slide?
1841020	1842620	L-O-L.
1842940	1843680	Where?
1845020	1845900	Where's L-O-L?
1845900	1848440	Oh, the giant...
1848860	1849940	C-O-C.
1850080	1851120	Right, right.
1851120	1851500	Yeah.
1851600	1852740	What do you think with it in there?
1852920	1854500	It's our code of conduct.
1854700	1855720	Yeah, okay.
1855920	1857540	Keep your mind out of the gutter, man.
1858000	1859400	You're already in New Jersey.
1859400	1860300	You're already in the gutter.
1860300	1860680	You don't have to...
1860680	1861800	You don't have to make this worse.
1861860	1862860	Next slide, please.
1862860	1867400	So it's basically, it outlines kind of everything, which is unacceptable.
1867640	1870260	Just don't be an asshole.
1870260	1871080	Don't be a dick.
1872260	1873760	Don't disparage anybody else.
1873760	1875340	You're not, like, cool for doing it.
1876740	1879000	So Electronic Frontier Alliance...
1879000	1880340	I'll take this part.
1880340	1882980	So, yeah, one of the things that we did, I don't know if we were the first group,
1882980	1885880	but we were one of the first groups to show what's called the Electronic Frontier Alliance.
1885880	1887720	And, yes, I know it's mixed up.
1888200	1890440	Someone's keyboard, it was me.
1890600	1893740	They're drunk, or I was drunk, a.k.a. PebCak.
1893740	1894560	Fight me.
1894600	1899740	So the Electronic Frontier Alliance is a subsection of the Electronic Frontier Foundation.
1899740	1900580	They're a grassroots...
1900580	1902920	as my ride shows up in the background...
1902920	1906460	is a grassroots network of community and campus...
1906460	1910340	the concentration of campus organizations across the United States.
1910420	1915620	Basically, a lot of their terms kind of agree with a lot of our bulletin points that we talked about earlier,
1915620	1920400	where they want to promote privacy and anti-surveillance and security at a local level
1920400	1923180	for, like, real people who actually need to use it.
1923180	1924540	So, yeah, they're good people.
1924540	1925340	Work with them.
1925340	1927080	Fight for your rights online.
1927080	1931020	And if you're a DEF CON organization, or any organization you want to join and look over that,
1931020	1933320	you can go to EFF.org slash fight.
1933480	1934700	So next slide, please.
1938020	1939900	I'm surprised I haven't, like, kicked this off here.
1939900	1944800	So, one of the big things that we particularly are trying to do this year is conventions and gatherings.
1944800	1947060	So just a bit of highlights of what we do outside of the meetings.
1947060	1948940	Sometimes we have a little specialty outside.
1948940	1950520	Like, we have a little, like, code...
1950520	1953280	like, everyone gets together and does a code hackathon or whatever.
1954060	1959960	In 2018 and in 2019, we worked with the Liberty Science Center. It's like a giant interactive science museum
1959960	1963160	that's world famous to put on what's called NJ Makers Day.
1963160	1966900	It's a thing that happens in New Jersey where all the different libraries and stuff do like
1966900	1971520	making and crafting and things like that and Liberty Science Center never did one. We didn't have one in our area.
1971520	1976200	So we did it and a lot of people showed up. A lot more people than we thought and we lost a lot of sleep on
1976200	1977820	that, but it was really fun.
1977820	1982340	We really got to showcase a lot of local like, you know, makers and tool was there for the lock picking.
1982340	1986800	It was really great. And then you went to the, was it the Wellness Convention?
1986800	2002280	Yeah, so the New Jersey Performing Arts Center had hosted a small group of local wellness-oriented folks who were,
2002280	2009500	it was mostly things geared towards like diet, exercise, health and things like that, but DEF CON 201 was there
2009500	2011880	and you might think hacking is an exercise.
2011880	2018980	Well, yeah, you might think, okay, what does hacking have anything to do with your health and things?
2018980	2020660	But there's actually quite a bit.
2020660	2023860	A lot of it's draining your health. It's an exercise in frustration.
2023940	2032900	Right, but, um, so basically I was there to talk about digital hygiene and how your, uh, the things you put online
2032900	2039940	can actually affect your health based on, you know, the effects it has on your mental well-being, your social
2039940	2043940	well-being, your emotional well-being and your spiritual well-being.
2043940	2056560	So we pretty much packaged all that together and put a bunch of advice sheets out to basically teach people on how to be more aware of things like that.
2056560	2063880	And that's a big thing because we, uh, because that's what she said, but no, is that we love DEF CON and we like hacker conventions and gatherings,
2063880	2066820	but we also, again, want to make sure we reach people.
2066820	2073260	So we have to step outside of our comfort zone and try other venues and topics that you would never normally see hacker stuff,
2073260	2075200	and that's how you get really interesting people.
2075200	2078880	So like hack things, because being doxxed is not healthy.
2078920	2082740	Nope, and neither is, uh, trying to program and rust.
2083020	2089600	And then, uh, we were at the hack, speaking of hack conventions, we were at this amazing one called Hackers Next Door by the Tech Learning Collective back in December,
2090100	2095520	which was basically kind of like a more extreme anarchist version of Hope for Two Days. It was really fun.
2095520	2096380	Jack, are you okay?
2096960	2103500	And, uh, and then the last thing we did, which is eight million years ago in what was known as February 2020,
2103500	2111420	was, uh, myself, which is Side Pocket, uh, Sarah Sell, and an awesome dude who has a show, uh, on our livestreams called N Commander.
2111420	2119640	Uh, we went to PAX East, which is a major video game convention out in Blaston and, uh, in Beantown, uh, trying to avoid crazy drivers,
2119640	2124160	and we put on a panel about video game hacking, which maxed out, like, the 600-person limit there.
2124160	2124520	Yeah.
2124520	2131220	And, you know, it was frustrating, because it's us putting things together, but it was really, really fun, and we let lots of amazing people there.
2131220	2132560	Now, next slide, please.
2132560	2140920	So, we plan on doing a lot more of this type of stuff in 2020, and, um, yeah, uh, yeah.
2141080	2146740	So, COVID-19 happened, or 2020, the dumpster fire that keeps on burning.
2146740	2149900	Um, so quick bullet points, if you aren't aware, one, we're in hell.
2149960	2153960	Uh, two, how the F did New Jersey, uh, become the stable state?
2153960	2156160	Thank you, Murphy. Uh, Murphy's our governor.
2156160	2159960	We're doing pretty good over here, compared to, like, every other state, honestly.
2159960	2167940	Like, it's not that we don't have any issues up here, it's just we literally look on Twitter and the news and crap ourselves, seeing all the rest of the stuff going on.
2167940	2170380	Let's see, Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, Florida, Florida, Florida.
2170380	2177840	We literally, we're listing so many states that need to quarantine when you visit New Jersey that we might as well just blockade the rest of the, uh, union.
2177840	2182060	Yeah, except maybe New York, because they're kind of doing things okay.
2182060	2184640	Also, we need their economy, or whatever's left of it.
2184640	2192560	So, uh, they also, just to note, the U.S. federal government has a Gestapo now, so we are all crapping our pants, which is why we've been on a big privacy and security run, like Jack.
2192560	2194600	Yeah, Trump's secret police and shit.
2194600	2197220	Uh, yeah, real scary things going on.
2197220	2203460	And this is not tinfoil stuff. Ironically, the tinfoil people think this is the tinfoil stuff that's happening right in front of their face, so go figure.
2203520	2210880	And we're kind of embracing the fact that we, like I said, we're in America, we're in our third world country, and now we're losing the first world money, next slide.
2210880	2213080	So, because of all of that happening...
2213860	2214740	Next slide, please.
2215540	2219980	We, like many other groups, had to do virtualization.
2220100	2227860	So, in March, we had a big giant 30-year anniversary planned where we were going to have parties and games and blackjack and hookers and everything, and then COVID-19 happened.
2227860	2234240	So, within the course of literally two days, we had to completely virtualize our entire meetup, and we've been doing those ever since.
2234240	2237400	The way we do it is we use... how did we do it?
2237400	2246660	We use a service called Restream.io, which allows us to send to one RPM broadcast, and it sends those signals out to multiple different streams.
2246660	2251060	We're currently on Twitch, DLive, and YouTube, RIP Mixer, LOL, Microsoft.
2251940	2254660	Because none of us want to go to Facebook gaming.
2254660	2256880	We're not gaming or Facebook.
2256940	2259560	So, that's how we broadcast this stuff out.
2259560	2264540	We also, which I'm currently working on, archiving our content on YouTube, the inner archive, our own...
2264540	2269040	A cool instance of PeerTube, and that should say DTube.
2269040	2272080	I accidentally put DLive again because, again, pebcac.
2272480	2279720	And we've increased our social media footprint to the point where we were sick and tired of just using these streams only for once a month.
2279720	2285580	So, instead, we were like, hey, let's become our own TV channel and just host the stuff that we've been itching to teach.
2285580	2290540	So, as you can see in the picture here, which I'm going to get into, I have my own show called Masters of Unlocking.
2290540	2298000	I also have another show called Crypto Barons, which is teaching actual technology on cryptocurrency, not like snake oil stuff and market bull crap.
2298000	2300120	You can go to Hoboken if you want that stuff.
2300320	2303680	GI Jack has a show about Arch Linux and video games, right?
2303680	2308920	Yes. I have a show called Arch File, where I play video games on Arch Linux.
2308920	2314160	And I show more of the technical stuff of how you actually get everything running on Arch Linux.
2314160	2320300	A little bit of hacking, not much. Some light stuff. I show a few tools.
2320900	2328800	Recently, he decided that Doom, Ultimate Doom on Ultra Nightmare mode was too easy.
2328800	2334120	So, he did the actual hard mode you could do on Doom and unboxed and configured a Pine Phone.
2335480	2340340	Yeah, I was trying not to... I don't want to talk about that. I was trying to avoid talking about that.
2340660	2344000	That's the trigger warning there. You can see the episode. It's archived.
2344160	2348420	There's a guy called NCommander who also does a bi-weekly show called Control Hack.
2349880	2351080	Hack NCommander.
2352880	2355240	He's pulling his hair out just thinking about the Pine Phone.
2356820	2359420	I still want to try the Pine Phone.
2359760	2362700	That's what she said. But real quick, and then at one point...
2362700	2365420	At one point... Here you go. Happy Birthday.
2367160	2373660	And what we're saying here is that we also made, which you can find on our blog, godefcon21.org, click news.
2373660	2379600	We made a blog about what hackers could do during COVID-19, including running folding at home,
2379600	2383740	which Jack blew two GPUs on to run our folding at home.
2383740	2387720	I unfortunately forgot our folding at home team number. Does anyone know it offhand?
2387720	2389860	I'm an idiot. But while I'm talking about it...
2389860	2396620	And we also teamed up with Thug Crowd and EFF to do privacy and security streams during the Black Lives Matter protests.
2396620	2402860	And we've attended... I won't say who, but we've attended our local Black Lives Matter protests in Jersey City.
2402860	2404420	It was real fun.
2404460	2406900	Next slide, please.
2407580	2409560	We're near the end here. Don't worry, guys.
2410220	2411720	Right at the end of the tunnel.
2411720	2413920	So, we want to quickly go into all...
2413920	2418880	We have three of us here as we're looking at the Pine phone like cavemen discovering fire for the first time.
2420780	2425120	What was that Amazon phone so long ago they made?
2425740	2427080	Fire OS or something?
2427080	2427580	Yeah.
2427780	2431820	So, we wanted to go into each what some of our specialties are.
2431820	2432620	Just the three of us here.
2432620	2434360	We have a lot of amazing members, but just while we're here.
2434360	2435600	So, I'm going to go first.
2436140	2438060	Hi, it is me, SidePocket.
2438060	2443380	I've been friends with people at the Open Organization of Lockpickers for many, many years.
2443380	2446560	One of my mentors is TheNightOwl, who I absolutely love.
2446560	2450520	You can check him out on Twitter at N-I-T-E-0-W-L.
2450680	2457120	And basically, three years ago, I showed up to Toole, New Jersey.
2457280	2458980	And they have their own meetings.
2458980	2462060	You can actually... Toole's doing a whole workshop all DEF CON.
2462060	2463340	I believe they have their own live stream.
2463340	2465720	I think it's T-O-O-O-L live.
2465720	2467460	That's Toole with three O's on Twitch.
2469600	2471120	And we... what do you call it?
2471120	2473140	So, I went there and I learned how to pick locks.
2473380	2473660	And that's...
2475600	2475980	...
2482420	2488500	But yeah, so basically, there were some issues where we tried to get a certain lockpicker
2489200	2492840	who is now no longer invited to anything because he's a massive hacker fail
2493300	2494460	to show up to Toole.
2494460	2494740	...
2500300	2504020	I started going to meetings both in New York and New Jersey with the same training kit
2504020	2505460	because they needed the resources.
2505500	2508660	And then after losing my mind with COVID, I decided to make my own show called
2508660	2509460	Master of Unlocking.
2509460	2512460	The picture that you see there, there's even more stuff added to it.
2512460	2514920	So, it's even bigger now, which is what all women like to hear.
2514920	2517160	And some men. I do appreciate them too.
2517620	2518560	Pansexuals in the house.
2519900	2521100	So, yeah.
2521100	2522120	So, we keep adding stuff.
2522120	2525660	I actually just recently finished a whole tubular lock set...
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2537080	2539060	It's going to be two cases.
2539100	2542500	Actually, if you guys could hold the mic for half a second.
2542500	2544400	I actually want to do this real quick.
2544400	2545680	All right.
2545680	2546940	Just do me a favor with the pipe on.
2546940	2547200	...
2551080	2552340	That's the kick!
2552880	2555280	That's how heavy lock sporting gets
2555280	2557580	because, as a guy named Hunter S. Thompson says,
2557580	2560960	when you start a serious lock sport collection,
2560960	2564280	you tend to lose count on where it's going.
2564280	2565660	So, that's what kind of I do.
2565660	2570900	If you can do the next slide, now we are going to get into some truly hacked stuff Arch Linux represent.
2573680	2578680	Yes, here is my project. Here is this project, NinjaOS.
2578680	2583660	It's a live OS. You can see the website is NinjaOS.org
2587800	2590360	We are the future.
2592000	2593440	What's it called?
2596920	2599520	It's a mostly inclusive desktop.
2599620	2602660	That should be it's tagline.
2604240	2610460	It's got security tools, it's got privacy tools, it's got media tools, it's got recovery tools.
2610460	2613700	In case you need to recover a hard disk, it's got test disk.
2614100	2615420	X4 undelete.
2615420	2624380	And all the usual little hacker tools for restoring or recovering data.
2624380	2627860	So what you are saying is whoever uses NinjaOS has a giant tool.
2628640	2631680	Whoever uses NinjaOS has a giant tool.
2632560	2638320	It mostly has things like Xarchiver. It supports all the archive formats.
2640460	2644580	It has a word processor, it has a calculator, it has a numeric, it has a spreadsheet.
2644940	2646880	Most common file types, it will open.
2647180	2653420	It's like a live OS. It boots, it doesn't remember anything.
2653420	2655560	It resets itself every time it restarts.
2659300	2662140	It's not trackable.
2665300	2667900	I thought we had because the guy was rambling.
2670460	2673820	We did this really fast, so I hope you have a sandwich taken away.
2674160	2679920	Basically, I do a bunch of things. I'm making a video game.
2679920	2685240	I'm designing a Linux operating system. I'm working on a port of Linux and other operating systems.
2686820	2696400	I design and develop a community around 8-bit music for the Nintendo.
2696400	2711220	In addition to that, I also am working on a couple of programming languages, a web browser, a deduplicated file storage backend for retrievable file objects.
2711220	2714420	Things like ROMs and things like that can be deduplicated.
2714420	2717380	He's literally his own GNU server, except it actually works.
2717380	2725420	Probably other things, too. If you're interested in any of this, get in touch with me at Twitter or whatever, at Cyrusil.
2726400	2728680	Next slide, please, because we're actually at the end here.
2728680	2731400	So, quick future plans for DEFCON 201.
2731540	2739060	We currently have submitted, again, outside of our comfort zone, to New York Comic Con in Exotica, which is this porno convention that happens in Edison, New Jersey.
2739060	2744140	We're going to be trying to talk about sex workers' rights and SESTA-FOSTA, so cross your fingers we get accepted.
2744140	2756180	We hope to see you all at many conventions next year, including DEFCON 29, Hope 2020, RubyCon, The Returns, DerbyCon, Resurrex, Cats and Dogs Living Together, Mass Hysteria.
2756580	2761280	We're also trying to organize with the city, which got delayed due to COVID, Privacy and Security Week.
2761280	2766800	That's citywide, so in the way they have a giant art festival citywide, we want to do a citywide thing for privacy and security.
2767000	2773860	Again, we're reaching outside of our comfort zone, so you can see us at many conventions and places that you normally would not see hackers, including us, which we encourage everyone to do.
2773860	2785300	And very long-term, we're linking up with some really awesome people throughout the state to try to make what we call B-Sides Turnpike, or a first-ever truly real, non-corporate, all-hacker-made hacker con.
2785300	2797380	We also want to shout out there that we hate being the only New Jersey group right now, so if you want to make something, even if we're 8 million miles away, reach out to us, we will help you, especially with promotion.
2797380	2805860	Also, if anyone's interested in a DEFCON group in Suffolk County, Long Island, I might be able to help you set up for DEFCON 631.
2806100	2813060	So, get in touch with me, and I have a couple of venues in mind, and a meeting structure for that.
2813060	2825240	So, next slide, please. This is a slide where normally we take questions, but I'll quickly tell you where to contact us. You can find us on the DEFCON Discord, on the DEFCON group Discord, we are on Twitter and Instagram and stuff like that.
2825240	2831100	You can go to our website, DEFCON201, and you can go to our email at info at DEFCON201.org.
2831100	2833300	Next slide, please. Final slide.
2834520	2838900	So, thank you all for going through this talk with us here.
2838900	2845060	Again, our website is DEFCON201.org. You can find us on Twitter at DEFCON201NJ. Here comes the giant hook to yank us away.
2845220	2851000	We're on Instagram and a bunch of stuff on DEFCON201. You can find us at Mastodon, DEFCON201hostsucks.social.
2851000	2862700	And shout out to BSI Lab, Gonzo, Black Cipher, Inoculant, Squirtle, Head Hacker, Night Owl, Johnny X, MissLogic, SaintMyNinja, Nexus6, and many, many others, including Jason Street and every other DEFCON group who put this together.
2864680	2869320	HackerPlanet, Dirty Jersey represent. I'm getting a drink, F you all. You'll love it.
2869320	2871580	Also, I'm the one with the payphone there.
2872400	2873820	Get off the mic, let's get out of here.
2873820	2875340	Yeah, out of here.
2877620	2882160	All right, we will be murdering trivia. Thank you everyone for having us.
2887530	2894530	All right. Sorry, we're running a little late with the next presentation.
2895430	2906920	All right. I wonder if you guys can hear me. Just chat if you can.
2908640	2911640	All right, I'm seeing some lights coming through. Okay, cool. Awesome.