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0	7800	But it's not just a meme competition today. Of course, it's a mean meme competition.
8220	12580	Best be prepared here. We have people joining in. Diego left us. We have Scott joining us.
12580	17860	We have VTNerd. We have, of course, the National Security Agency giving their best memes today.
18020	22560	So, I guess before we start, I just want to make sure that everyone is sort of set up
22560	28820	and ready to go to the greatest extent. And that, yeah, I guess we can have time to introduce
28820	35280	each other's too. This meme competition will be very similar to the meme competition that
35280	40700	we did for Moneroversary. So, if you saw that, you are ahead of the game. I will distribute
40700	48200	meme templates for all of our participants to fill. And then after they fill, I will
48200	52880	give a chance for the audience to vote. Instead of last time where we had a poll, I think
52880	56680	we're just going to do a thing where people mash their votes in the chat. And we'll see
56680	60980	how that goes. Because we only have 30 people watching. If we had thousands of people, then
60980	64460	I think a poll would work. But we can just see how many people vote for which specific
64460	72280	number in the chat. Among Lee and Scott, have you had a chance to review the instructions
72280	73340	so far?
74660	80540	Yeah, I read the readme. No issues. Straightforward.
81540	89020	All right. Perfect. That's good news. Thank you so much for joining us. Perfect timing.
91740	96400	Yeah, I think people are going to be excited for this meme. Because why wouldn't you? Of
96400	101420	course everyone is going to be excited. I am just getting everything situated on my
101420	106580	end because I don't have anything to help me out. This is a very complicated process.
106580	113800	Memes take a lot of work to get ready. I'm super high tech. I use like PowerPoint and
113800	120460	everything. It's crazy. Just like last time, we're using PowerPoint to arrange the memes
120460	129500	for people to vote on. Nothing but the best for the community here. Okay. Looks like I'm
129500	135420	almost situated. Vic has not joined us yet, which is odd because he destroyed us last
135420	141600	time. Vic will be joining us. He's probably busy sending out a tweet from the Manero memes
141600	148040	account, I'm sure. Sorry, not Manero memes, but the Cake Wallet account, which is basically
148400	157140	a meme account, too. I'm sure you're aware. So let's get everything going here. All right.
157140	163040	I think everything is situated on my end now. I know you're all waiting for me. I guess,
163040	169540	you know, if it's just... oh, Vic, perfect timing. We were waiting for you.
169780	171140	Sorry, I'm late.
171140	177900	No, it's all good. Vic, have you had a chance to log into Nextcloud and see the, you know,
177900	179540	see all the files that are there?
179780	182080	Yeah, I see nine folders.
182080	184060	Okay, perfect. Nine folders.
184060	185740	I did not peek.
185740	186860	You did not peek.
187040	188680	That's not why I'm late.
188680	195640	If someone does suspiciously well, you can blame it on them cheating this time. They
195640	203220	may have, like, they were given access to the ability to cheat this time. So hopefully
203220	206240	they didn't. We're going to have to trust that the Manero community is a trustworthy
206240	209560	bunch. Otherwise, big problem.
213920	221560	So, that being said, let us get started, shall we? I'll set a timer. People are sending
221560	226580	messages. Hey, all. Yes, Vic. So under the meme competition folder, which you're not
226580	234620	able to see if you are just watching a live stream, but otherwise, you can go through
236940	243700	under DEF CON 2020, you have a list of nine folders. I am now giving everyone permission
243700	249860	to open up the first folder, folder number one, and there is an image in there. I am
249860	255460	going to screen share this for everyone who is in the live chat. It is a meme. You have
255720	261560	a few minutes to... yeah, you have a few minutes to make the best thing out of this
261560	270560	meme that you can. All right. So I'm sharing this with YouTube. You should be able to see...
271200	275660	I might have to go back and forth here, of course, with my different streaming computer.
275660	282580	No, never mind. It does appear properly. Perfect. So, all right. So that's a meme that
282580	287320	you're going to be building on. You have five minutes. So let me start the timer. And then
287320	294500	you will put the meme in the same exact folder that you did... sorry, you'll put the meme
294500	299400	that you create in the same folder. Make sure you assign a random number to it. That's the
299400	304860	one that the participants will vote on. And then, of course, include your name so I know
304860	308620	who ultimately wins. That way you can't take credit even if you don't win, because that
308620	314840	would be horrible, of course. All right. What are our first impressions of this meme?
318060	322420	There's a lot that can go on here. I've never seen this meme. I have no idea what to do
322420	329500	with it. Yeah. That's kind of the fun, I think. Sometimes that's funny. You know, it is sometimes
329500	334120	funny when everyone does a completely different meme and some of them aren't even, like, funny
334120	346050	or relevant. What do people in the audience think of this meme? What do we think of two
346050	351070	guns, well, three guns in a car, one says something, other two guns turn around, and
351070	367060	then the other one's silenced? So what format should it be saved in? The same JPEG? JPEG
367060	374160	or PNG, whatever you want, and then upload it to the same folder. I will share it and
374160	381720	arrange it such that people can see different numbers and vote on them and things. But make
381720	388160	sure that you name the meme the number one, colon, a random number, and then your name.
389460	392680	Mac doesn't let me do colon, so I want file names.
393040	410180	You can do a dash or a dot. Maybe a period is fine, too. We have no comments. There we go.
410180	416760	Good meme. Thank you, Andres. I appreciate you liking my meme choice here. We'll see if it's a
416760	432290	good meme depending on what people submit. Of course, I'm wearing my putting the fun and
432290	441230	fungibility shirt today. I saved the normal Monero one for Sunday when I'm giving a talk about
442030	450900	Monero coinbase outputs, which are much less fun than memes, I would say. But so be it. This is
451000	454840	a problem with the meme competition sometimes. It's all funny. Everyone will laugh when the
454840	460100	memes are done, but in the moment, everyone's busy just working on them, trying to think of
460100	464720	something good, and they're all stressed out. I need a co-host on here just to do banter back and forth.
465880	467340	All right, I've submitted.
468840	481290	Cool. I see yours. Now I get to do all the work of arranging them in a way where people can vote.
505020	509100	Without giving too much away, Vic, this is a Monero meme you came up with?
509420	515700	I couldn't think of anything Monero-related, so I guess I'll lose that one. I don't know how.
515700	522940	Nobody makes that into a Monero meme, but hats off to them. That's a tough one. I just went the general route.
523400	525380	Okay. Yeah, hold on.
525800	536720	Somebody on Twitter just corrected somebody. They're saying it's at Verge Currency, not at Verge, like it matters.
540180	543620	Oh gosh, what did you do, Vic? Are you embarrassing us?
543620	545020	No, I'm just reading.
545020	546880	Is this from the Cake Wallet account?
546880	551660	No, nothing to do with Cake or Vic, my account. Just random tweets.
554490	561650	I know you're secretly making a Verge wallet in the background. I know your ultimate goal is to get the trust of the Monero community.
561690	564830	Exactly. Hopefully they'll accept me one day.
566190	573150	You know, it's a very prestigious community. You've got to build from the bottom up. You've got to start with the basic stuff like Monero.
573150	579110	You've got to make wallets that anybody will use. Monero is such a coin that no one treats like anything else.
579610	583390	Eventually, you'll be good enough for the Verge community, Vic.
584510	588930	It's so welcoming to criticism. Anyway, let's not talk about it.
589490	591250	Who's all on? Who is everybody?
591250	603430	Someone submitted, what is the naming convention dot PNG? Name it 01 dash or whatever, and then put in a random number, and then put in your actual name.
603430	608150	The reason for the random number is because that's the number I'm going to give the audience to vote on.
609390	616110	And that way, once I figure out which one wins, I'm able to figure out which one actually wins.
616210	619210	And then I know the name then of who submitted it.
620610	624530	Yeah, I was wondering where you saw the what is naming convention. I mean, that was close enough.
625330	626750	Who picks the winners?
628090	632410	We're going to have the chat spam the winner. And if no one votes, then it's just going to be me.
633810	638510	Which is biased because I know who picked the memes then, I guess. So people better vote.
638650	640250	So you're saying this is centralized?
640610	642370	It is a very centralized.
642370	648110	Well, that's why I thought we were just going to have a number and then no name. And then we would say, oh, that was my number.
648110	651110	I guess anybody could claim the number in the end, though, but...
653660	654460	Yeah.
656480	659040	So this way, Justin can't pick favorites, huh?
675620	677580	All right, Scott, how are you doing?
677760	685700	Good. I am literally just a couple of clicks away from uploading. One click away.
686920	691300	In the meantime, look at this shirt I got from Cypher Market, Diego.
692960	698740	Very nice. Diego is just with us. Walking all the noobs with how to use Monero.
703550	706050	Did he say just use CakeWallet?
707870	711130	He went through the Monero GUI. He didn't go through the CakeWallet.
711310	713450	You said noobs and easy.
715150	718550	He was complaining about the GUI as he was using it.
720050	726390	I told you, for CakeWallet, I wanted our slogan to be for noobs by noobs.
730110	749680	It's a good way of putting it. Force refreshing. Let's see. Oh, I see a download. It's fine. It's not named correctly, but it's fine.
752700	753740	Okay.
756080	759440	Okay. You have three numbers to choose from.
761680	766260	You only need to get better at general. Oh, actually, Isthmus just submitted this. Never mind.
767480	768680	All right.
769940	771460	Isthmus. Okay.
774240	778520	It's really difficult to arrange these, as you can imagine. I'm doing my best.
784520	790640	Maybe I should specify the next time to do a two-digit number. That way, it's not going to take the entire slide.
792220	795780	All right. I have...
796440	800260	Oh, goodness. Scott, did you take yours down again?
801300	802180	No.
802280	803260	Okay. One second.
803320	805960	Mine was deleted.
808040	811480	It's fine. I assigned you a random number, so you're good.
811480	813640	I remember which one's yours. It's all that matters.
813640	815420	Okay. Time to screen share.
815420	817660	And if you are on Twitter... Sorry, not Twitter.
817660	824080	If you're on YouTube, get ready to spam which number you believe is the best.
824080	825840	All right. So let me share the screen.
827000	829740	All right. Screen sharing right now.
830200	833120	Option one... Option... Well, not one. Option two.
833480	836000	I'm not shooting off my mouth.
836900	838640	I wonder who made that one.
839580	843860	Option 52. Fungibility, question mark?
845140	848360	Option three. Monero would be better with proof of stake.
849900	851700	Or 1337.
852500	855040	Oh, I got the same one. That must have been Isthmus.
855240	858160	Did I not get yours, Scott?
858640	861400	I don't see mine on there.
861400	863260	Oh, damn.
865460	866520	Oop.
867640	869380	Just write a...
869380	871520	I'm not seeing it.
871540	874980	Write a program. Here, let me refresh.
876200	878060	Oh, my gosh.
878060	879700	We may have a latecomer.
880760	882900	Pretend you haven't read any of them.
885470	888050	Of course. Refresh here.
890350	893970	Yeah, mine is there in the number one folder.
896930	899490	I'm doing forced sync. I don't see it.
902370	905030	One minute. Let me see if I can get it.
906870	908350	Yeah, I'm not seeing it.
913200	914460	Sorry, everybody.
916360	917760	We'll figure this out.
925640	928020	Probably, like, ran out of storage and yours is like...
928020	930360	Oh, no, I see it. Okay, that's good.
932760	933480	Okay.
934300	935520	It's fine.
938390	940150	Let's see if I can copy this in.
940150	945270	I mean, the meme not being visible to outside observers is pretty on-brand from an arrow.
948800	949800	All right.
950340	953480	Last option, late submission from who-knows-whom.
953880	955680	What if I were MergeMind?
956100	959620	Thankful for today's Circa 2014 at the bottom there.
959800	961120	All right, so you get to vote.
961120	964720	Do you want option 2, 52, 3, 13, 37, or 5?
964720	966260	You need to vote in YouTube.
966260	968000	Put it in the chat right now.
968240	972780	No one has voted yet, so we will see.
977300	979020	People are quiet today.
979020	980360	Come on, put in a vote.
982440	983500	It is essential.
983500	985660	It's your civic duty to vote on memes.
991940	997160	Hope you're able to see the memes well enough, given how I have to arrange these.
1000470	1005230	I think we're going to do a wide one next, so I can try and fit them all better.
1007150	1010270	Well, we have 24 people voting, but no one actually that's paying attention.
1010270	1012190	They just have it all running on in the background.
1015930	1018030	I'm going to give people five more seconds to vote.
1018030	1021310	Otherwise, I'm going to move on.
1022190	1029690	And I'm just going to choose one, like the dictator I am.
1035500	1036300	Okay.
1036420	1037680	Oh, can't read the text.
1037680	1040840	Okay, well, let's just crop the bottom of the meme, I guess.
1040840	1042460	You see it in every single one.
1042580	1047740	So, Manero would be better with proof of stake, or is this one here?
1047740	1050600	Manero would be better with proof of stake, 13, 37.
1050600	1053000	I'm not shooting off my mouth, number two.
1053920	1055520	Fungibility, question mark.
1059440	1062320	You have, what if I were Merge Mind by Thankful for Today?
1063360	1075050	Or, Manero would be better with proof of stake, two.
1075450	1077490	Really, Vic, you like yours?
1080150	1083230	You said vote, so I'm trying to help you out here.
1083770	1084810	Congrats.
1087760	1088820	Who won?
1091100	1096060	All right, since nobody has voted other than Vic.
1096600	1098160	Don't count that, obviously.
1098160	1104220	I think I need to be the person to decide, and I think I'm going to choose the...
1107720	1110600	I think I'm going to go with Thankful for Today circa 2014.
1110600	1113240	Congrats, Scott, you won the first round.
1113500	1118460	Okay, look, Manero would be better with proof of stake is really good, admittedly.
1118460	1120420	That's awesome, too, isn't this?
1120420	1127780	But just the fact that, like, this is something that actually happened in Manero's past history, right?
1127840	1130300	It just makes it super, super relevant.
1131980	1136400	So what if I were Merge Mind by Thankful for Today, I think, is the best choice.
1136400	1139200	And Andres, you came in too late.
1142360	1146880	What if I were Merge Mind?
1146960	1150740	That was the winner, and that was by Scott.
1151520	1154100	All right, done with this.
1154100	1156280	Let's pull up the second meme now.
1156280	1159160	You can now open up folder number two.
1159860	1162940	That's a trendy meme right now.
1165560	1168360	All right, that's Bonjour.
1173610	1178330	So now we get everyone five minutes to start working on this one now, too.
1186560	1192540	And then I'm going to try and make the template work better with four participants.
1262740	1266780	All right, it's better for four participants now, so we're good.
1268760	1270620	It's easier for everyone to see.
1281680	1282880	All right, I'm in.
1283200	1284260	All right.
1284480	1286400	You're very fast at making these.
1293540	1296300	I was wondering why in the live stream it was all me.
1332660	1335920	Let me check to see, is the stream coming through in HD?
1336460	1337260	I hope so.
1337260	1338260	Looks like it.
1339540	1340680	I mean, the stream will be in HD.
1340680	1343580	I just want to make sure the quality.
1343580	1344660	That's a standard.
1344660	1345200	I don't know.
1345200	1347260	Hopefully it'll be HD when I stream.
1350070	1352150	So you can read text and things.
1353670	1359850	We have a custom Jitsi server, but for some reason it still sometimes falls back on lower resolution than would fit in a pipe.
1359850	1361630	So I don't really know what's going on there.
1363590	1364610	Wish I knew.
1392840	1395960	I have absolutely no idea what to do with this.
1399800	1402940	For some reason, people are doing a bunch of these memes right now.
1402940	1408580	It's not always just the bonjour one, but sometimes it's like goodbye and then hello.
1408620	1409220	Right?
1409220	1410940	So sometimes they're paired together.
1410940	1412900	Sometimes it's just this one.
1414560	1415560	Oh, okay.
1415640	1417200	Interesting, interesting.
1425630	1429390	Yeah, mine has nothing to do with the bonjour.
1431910	1434290	My text has nothing to do with the meme.
1436250	1438370	It's just random thoughts of mine.
1448060	1451800	Of course, if you're in chat, please comment what you would put, too.
1451800	1455180	You're welcome to put your text of the meme that goes with this.
1455300	1456660	You can participate, too.
1461220	1464220	Vic's obviously paying close attention, so he's going to steal your idea.
1471820	1473780	All right, let's start to get those in.
1473780	1476080	Let me force sync.
1476080	1477740	Let's see who else is added.
1477740	1479480	So far, I think I only have Vic.
1481980	1483320	Almost there.
1483320	1486080	Just screenshotting it real quick.
1504610	1507190	I'm going to grab a beer in the meantime.
1508110	1508970	I'll be back.
1591450	1595010	Instead of a beer, I'm having a strawberry bubbly.
1595010	1600330	It's basically the same, except minus all the alcohol, of course.
1601150	1606910	Did anyone see that Topo Chico is going to make spiked seltzer next year?
1607550	1609350	No interest.
1609790	1616230	Yeah, some people on the ZCash ecosystem are furious because they're really into Topo Chico.
1616450	1618130	I didn't know this, actually.
1618130	1628150	I was drinking their twist of lime during the first livestream that I hosted for their future developer fund.
1628150	1632550	And I was drinking the twist of lime, and they're all there like, yeah, nice.
1632550	1639310	So that's how I instantly got some extra brownie points with them, was by having my Topo Chico.
1639810	1642690	What is Topo Chico?
1645590	1650510	It's like, I don't know, it's some sparkling water.
1651790	1660050	They sell literally just normal, plain sparkling water, and they sell others that have a few flavors, like lime or a few things.
1660050	1663510	They've really been expanding a lot. They're owned by Coca-Cola, of course.
1665290	1666830	It's non-alcoholic.
1667250	1670730	Yeah, but they are making alcoholic ones next year.
1670730	1672610	Justin, did you get paid for this?
1672610	1681690	Basically. I will say, I have not been paid by Coca-Cola, but my brother loves it so much, he basically holds it as if it's an ad.
1681690	1684730	It's kind of funny, and I have to be like, this is not an ad.
1685150	1688730	It's just Nathan. It's a very satisfied customer for some reason.
1690010	1695370	But obviously, I don't drink. I don't waste my money. I drink my Pepsi bubbly.
1697070	1699230	They're going to get my money no matter what.
1700190	1702530	Overpriced water, how about that?
1704510	1715010	I was going to say, C3 has basically an essentially endorsed drinker of hackers drink.
1717030	1721590	Did you submit yours, Scott? I'm seeing VTNerds and Vicks.
1721590	1733590	Once again, yeah, I see mine, Serhac's, and Vicks. I don't know why mine isn't showing. It shows it's fully uploaded, but...
1735050	1738150	That's okay. It's not the end of the world. I can just go through and...
1738150	1739710	Yeah, worst case, I can always...
1739710	1742750	Wait, Serhac submitted one. Serhac, over.
1742750	1744110	Another channel.
1744670	1751770	Look at you participating. Right after I arranged my grid to work with four people, a fifth person shows up.
1753150	1755350	Sorry, that was just me.
1755490	1757990	Isthmus, are you... wait, that was you?
1759290	1763190	Okay, so Isthmus on behalf of Serhac. Okay, I see.
1763870	1767350	I couldn't figure out what to do with it. I didn't want that associated with me.
1767590	1770990	You're just throwing another Monero contributor under the bus.
1771450	1773110	Got away with it for a minute.
1775330	1781490	I mean, you would have had access to figure out how to get this channel, so it is theoretically believable.
1783310	1787770	Would have been shocking, but also, weirder things have happened.
1787770	1789190	But not that shocking.
1790510	1793150	Alright, let me arrange these. You know, instead of...
1794410	1797390	I'll just arrange these. One, two, three, four.
1798190	1803550	It's not very difficult to keep track of four people, as long as you name them.
1805030	1810110	My computer is really lagging for some reason. It's not liking this, but that's okay.
1811910	1813210	Almost done.
1813430	1815050	Oh, look at this.
1815510	1818470	One of these is a little different than the rest.
1821910	1823670	Alright, we got some good ones.
1823670	1827330	For everyone who didn't know what to do with this, it's a good set of templates here.
1827330	1830830	Alright, let's see. Sharing my screen now.
1830830	1834210	Alright, here we go. Make sure, if you are on YouTube, please vote.
1834210	1837630	If you have too much difficulty reading these, let me know.
1837790	1838810	So, the first one.
1838850	1840930	Lightning Network is private. Who needs Bonero?
1840930	1842330	Me. Bonjour.
1844050	1847210	Actually, I should just number these one through four.
1849310	1851930	Please continue to submit them the same way if you're participating.
1851930	1854810	But, like, we'll just have people vote on one, two, three, or four.
1856310	1858590	Alright, second one.
1858590	1860930	Bonjour. Fungibility.
1863210	1864550	Third one.
1864770	1867710	If I use my Bitcoin from this hole, I become invisible.
1867710	1869090	Take that, Monero.
1869450	1870490	Bonjour.
1872670	1877350	So, we'll ask someone to explain that one later without giving it away.
1877410	1879470	And then, you know, the fourth one.
1879470	1881130	Monero releases new hard fork.
1881130	1883170	ASIC company. Bonjour.
1884370	1886630	Definitely a nice self-deprecating meme there.
1886630	1888490	I like it. I like it.
1890050	1894130	The last one actually makes sense. Now I get it.
1894450	1895630	Now you get it.
1895630	1899950	We're going to have to start including an example that's not Monero related in this.
1901530	1906490	So, we have one vote so far. Andres, who's voting for number four.
1906490	1908910	Anyone else, please, please put your vote in.
1909410	1914710	But, to some extent, this is almost like the OG Monero meme.
1914710	1919310	Where someone was like, untraceable public ledger.
1919310	1920890	Or, like, who needs privacy?
1920890	1923150	And, like, Monero bashes down the wall.
1923150	1925510	And it's like, privacy matters. Privacy first.
1926070	1926870	Fungibility.
1927110	1928010	So, it's almost like this.
1928010	1929890	Where you could be like, who needs...
1929890	1934950	Like, you know, you have a Bitcoin person ranting at a meetup that's talking too loud about, like,
1934950	1938710	what type of privacy implementations are the best?
1938710	1943170	And then you have Monero guy coming up from his hole being like, bonjour.
1946370	1950210	Definitely a lot of scope for some other ones in this discussion.
1950210	1955110	But I do like the self-deprecating ASIC company coming in with bonjour.
1958490	1962290	Okay, apparently just one person is watching this stream.
1962290	1965610	And so they get to determine which one is their favorite.
1965670	1967770	I'll give another five seconds or so here.
1967770	1972770	But otherwise, Andres' vote for number four is going to be the victor.
1973690	1977070	Clearly have to cater to their humor going forward.
1977070	1978370	Yes.
1979170	1981110	This person is a lot of sway.
1983470	1987150	Vic, what happened? You're doing so well last time.
1987290	1989450	I know. You're hyping me up.
1989550	1992590	These memes just don't work well for you, apparently.
1994870	1996930	It's the memes, not me.
1998990	2001730	Oh, we have a vote for number three.
2003230	2007810	Which I'm sure someone bribed them to come on and vote for number three.
2009050	2011050	Wouldn't put it past that person.
2013950	2017850	All right, now we have a split vote. Do I need to choose again?
2017990	2019870	Please tell me I don't need to choose again.
2022050	2023750	What was that?
2025790	2027630	Yeah, I'd have to pick between the two.
2027630	2032190	So number one and number two are out.
2032190	2036090	You can always roll like a dice, let the dice decide.
2037050	2038750	Random number generator.
2042580	2046340	Oh, do you need a random number? Four. Four is a good number.
2049460	2052060	All right. Completely random.
2053020	2056640	I am going to use the extreme random.
2059460	2061280	What's the name of that?
2062980	2064520	Who's the one that does that?
2064900	2067580	I'm going to use the super random.
2071620	2073480	Gavin and Dreeson's thing?
2073740	2077220	No, I'm going to use this Manero. Sorry, this Google generator.
2077220	2080180	But who's the person that like Walton Shane?
2080180	2082840	Yeah, the Walton Shane. Congrats, I won!
2082960	2085800	To themselves for winning their own competition.
2085800	2087980	Oh yeah, I remember that.
2087980	2089280	Yeah, exactly.
2089340	2094520	But I'm going to use the Google one instead, which is probably at least as good as a Walton Shane one.
2094900	2097760	Three. Three won.
2098140	2099160	Nice.
2099500	2102900	All right. So that is officially...
2104420	2105680	Vic.
2106780	2111760	Vic won that one. I don't know, I disagree. I like Scott's better.
2113060	2114540	Science has spoken.
2116200	2120380	Random number generator may forever be in your favor, Vic.
2120380	2122340	How do we know Google isn't...
2122340	2126080	He could have Google in his pocket too. I mean, this could be huge.
2126180	2128340	This is a big conspiracy here.
2128780	2130500	Yeah, you don't know my connections.
2134520	2136340	Oh, that would be intense.
2136340	2141420	All right, so I need to put Vic down as the winner from number two.
2141420	2146620	All right. Just to prevent you from cheating, instead of doing number three, do not open that one.
2146840	2151660	You shall go to number eight.
2154690	2157490	What cheating scheme does that foil?
2158530	2158970	What?
2159750	2165610	Oh, there's somebody that... Did you already do this one? Or what's going on here? There's like...
2166210	2167670	There's two picks.
2168250	2170370	Oh, did you combine them into one?
2170370	2174670	Yeah, I combined them into one. So you can just use the zero eight one.
2175430	2179430	Let's see how well this one will be received. It's like the opposite Kanye meme.
2189370	2191570	At least one person likes it.
2191990	2195750	Well, I'd like that you include yourself. This could be dangerous. I don't know.
2196810	2197290	I live dangerously.
2197290	2200070	Was there any rules that we couldn't name you? Because we have to like implicitly...
2200070	2201310	Well, now you can.
2201650	2203270	Yeah. All right.
2203650	2208470	There you go. I said you couldn't name people in other communities that weren't like super, super popular.
2208530	2210610	No genuinely harsh.
2215500	2219340	Bonus points to whoever knows where that second screenshot was taken.
2219340	2221080	Sorry, that second image was taken.
2221480	2223940	I was not in a good mood.
2224660	2227060	Is that like consensus or something?
2227140	2231720	No, it wasn't consensus. It was a travel world conference.
2231980	2242860	I was on a panel with someone from Dash, someone from Zcash, a Bitcoin Core contributor,
2242860	2248140	and I think that might have been it, actually.
2251070	2255570	We're talking about travel rule. I don't know. I was just annoyed, as you can tell.
2255990	2256730	Oh, well.
2257670	2260770	First one's from DEF CON last year.
2264450	2267210	We'll see if this backfires on me. It probably will.
2277460	2280720	Knowing my luck, someone from Rio will take that and then just run with it.
2280740	2282100	So I should be careful.
2292750	2295370	I'm starving. I'm looking forward to having dinner after this.
2298320	2301940	Why did I schedule this at 6 p.m. Central?
2301940	2335020	I'm surprised the NSA hasn't given a submission. They're just watching.
2339790	2342250	No, that's my recording computer.
2344270	2347390	I thought it'd be more fun to actually include the logo on it.
2350710	2353930	Just to prove to people that Monero has backdoors, of course.
2358800	2362240	When we designed the Monero protocol, our first thought is,
2362240	2366080	how do we make sure they have the proper backdoor they need?
2367580	2369540	It's a critical part of the discussion.
2370300	2374200	I genuinely do need someone else on here as a co-host to throw a banter back at.
2374200	2375300	I really do.
2376340	2378540	Where's Diego? He'd be good.
2378540	2379560	Diego's, like, gone.
2382620	2386060	Ruben from Zcoin's texting me. I can tell him he can still hop on,
2386060	2392040	even if he just talks with me, just to make fun.
2392120	2394640	You can still join if you want.
2399530	2403870	I need a co-host anyway.
2406510	2408440	He might actually be hopping on.
2411150	2413470	That'd make my life easier.
2416440	2419620	And would end the suffering of everyone in the chat.
2422400	2424620	They're dealing with some stuff.
2425300	2428260	One of the best things that's helped prove to me, like,
2428260	2430880	wow, the Monero community is really committed.
2431300	2436420	They watched one of the...
2436420	2438900	We tried a gaming livestream once,
2438900	2442760	when a lot of people in the Monero community played 0AD,
2442760	2447260	which is like an open-source Age of Empires alternative.
2447260	2453080	And everyone was, like, too concentrated on the game.
2453280	2456380	And I only was able to share my own screen,
2456380	2460080	so they were just watching a concentrated me play a game,
2460080	2461800	and no one else was talking.
2462760	2464720	And, goodness.
2467420	2469380	You're all alone, Justin.
2469500	2470380	Yeah, it was just...
2470380	2474420	But we had, like, hundreds of hours of watch time on that video.
2474420	2476940	And I'm like, if people are willing to spend hundreds of hours
2477260	2479260	watching this, then...
2480900	2481780	Oof.
2482080	2484640	Then Monero has something going for it.
2486020	2491160	By the way, I submitted it, but I'm sure I got the concept of the meme wrong again.
2494680	2495680	I don't know.
2495680	2498620	It's always funny when everyone has their own way of interpreting the meme.
2498620	2499840	It really is.
2500220	2501100	Right.
2508390	2509990	You're just going to embarrass your daughter.
2509990	2512410	She's going to be like, ah, Dad, you just didn't get it.
2512930	2514070	Yeah, exactly.
2516270	2518410	So, Vix talks every time.
2518430	2519430	Let me see if anyone else is...
2521350	2524910	Talking about my daughter, when we wanted to name the wallet Cake,
2524910	2527010	she's like, do you know what Cake means?
2528210	2530170	In slang, don't do it.
2538970	2540830	I think we've got all four now.
2540970	2543990	I think so. I don't know why they're not syncing on my end,
2544430	2546410	I can easily copy them from browser.
2546410	2548390	It takes me like an extra half second.
2548610	2551310	Well, NSA Van has to catch up for you, that's what.
2551310	2554950	True. I do have a lot of bandwidth going on over here.
2555930	2558230	A lot of direct connections to people.
2560190	2562330	Actually, I guess I don't need it all the way on the edge.
2562330	2564670	Okay, one, two, I have three of them on here.
2566650	2569570	I forgot the number of mine. It's the last one down.
2569570	2570510	It's fine.
2571930	2575530	The most important thing, I guess, is that someone names it.
2575530	2576210	All right.
2577730	2581250	I like all these. They're all weird in their own way.
2581390	2584370	And to be clear, I prefer if you don't actually look at them
2584370	2585470	before the rest of the audience.
2585470	2589770	That way you can save the surprise for everyone else.
2590430	2592510	Otherwise, the stream is going to be worse.
2592630	2594990	All right, everybody ready?
2595130	2596470	We have some good ones here.
2596470	2598490	This is the best one so far, I think.
2599390	2601790	Well, thank you, Ruben, for joining us.
2602330	2604630	You're going to have to comment on some of these memes.
2604630	2605870	I'm going to share them.
2606110	2608870	And you're going to have to talk about which one you think is the best.
2608870	2610890	I like your background, too, by the way.
2610990	2612070	Maybe he should.
2612730	2613910	Since he won't know.
2613910	2615410	He's clearly a natural.
2619120	2621260	All right, I'm going to share. Here we go.
2621260	2623340	Three, two, one, sharing.
2624720	2625620	All right.
2625620	2626860	So the first one is,
2626860	2630500	Let me do my 129th tweet about Zcash.
2630500	2632380	And then, bro, can you stick to Monero?
2633600	2635560	The second one is,
2635560	2638020	Designing protocols to improve miner privacy.
2638020	2641840	And then watching mining pools publish every payout transaction anyways.
2643700	2647980	That one's very relevant because I do bitch about that all the time.
2648000	2649620	The third one,
2650320	2651360	Monero means money.
2651360	2652720	Is that a real movie?
2654420	2656160	And then the fourth one is,
2656160	2659720	When you find out CL setting audit comes back, great.
2659720	2663400	And then when you find out CL setting won't be released until October.
2665180	2671540	Your YouTube feed is just showing your Google search page.
2674200	2679440	Is it because I see, I'm looking at YouTube right now and I see the memes.
2679440	2680440	What do you guys see?
2680440	2682400	Oh, no, I see the old ones.
2682400	2683900	That's weird. I guess I'm really behind.
2683900	2684960	Are you behind?
2685560	2686740	I guess I am.
2686740	2688020	Yeah, here we go.
2688020	2691520	The live text to re-sync.
2692700	2694500	Potentially, if it's not.
2694500	2695820	Sorry about that. Go ahead.
2698780	2700660	These are all really good.
2700660	2703020	You all update yourselves for these.
2704380	2708580	Oh, sure. I can drop the link to the YouTube stream in here so you all get it.
2708580	2710160	So that's the YouTube stream.
2711900	2714840	How old were you in the first picture, Justin?
2715680	2717760	That was taken last year.
2717760	2718840	Oh, what?
2723950	2725330	I'm 22.
2727330	2728290	Wow.
2731190	2734110	And the second picture is around the same age as well.
2734110	2735790	Yeah, there was a November.
2737870	2739250	Yeah, I have to use that.
2739250	2742650	That's one of my favorite photos because I was just so angry about something.
2742670	2746550	It clearly went through to the photographer.
2747750	2750990	Do you remember what you were angry about?
2751270	2754150	Someone was saying something stupid about the travel rule.
2757870	2760870	So we have two votes that have come in so far.
2761150	2765050	Before I use those in the chat, Ruben, which one do you like of these four?
2765190	2766730	I like the first one.
2767890	2769290	Okay, okay.
2769290	2771690	Yeah, I definitely get a lot of people in the Monero community being like,
2771690	2773410	dude, what the hell are you doing?
2773410	2776310	And then sometimes I get some people through Zcash that are like,
2776310	2777890	stick to your lane.
2778610	2779210	Yeah.
2781530	2783230	How deep are your connections, man?
2783230	2784250	Another guy?
2788590	2789470	Exactly.
2790070	2793350	All those giveaways, you know, they want something back.
2793610	2794870	That's awesome.
2795330	2798950	So I just want to suspiciously say that when we're bringing in people
2798950	2803550	who give a last minute vote, both times they're picking Vic.
2803910	2804270	So...
2805710	2809970	And the Google random number generator went Vic.
2813510	2816870	But it looks like, you know, two out of the three votes that came in,
2816870	2822870	including Ruben's, went for the second option, number two.
2823210	2826030	So the second option, I think that was...
2826030	2827250	Who submitted that one?
2827250	2828850	That was Isthmus.
2834980	2836460	Congratulations, Isthmus.
2837200	2838200	Thank you.
2838360	2840820	I know this annoys you a lot, too.
2840820	2843280	So it's funny that you were the one that made that.
2846720	2850160	Yeah, Isthmus and I are the two people that...
2850160	2852440	Vic, I see how it is.
2852440	2855440	In the YouTube chat, yelling at someone for not voting for him.
2855760	2858500	I'm going to start bribing people there.
2858500	2860920	Yeah, you're going to start doing a giveaway for everyone.
2860920	2865140	A random person who votes for me gets a Monero.
2865160	2865620	Yeah.
2865920	2868180	Pre-staging Monero.
2868620	2870420	It works. Yeah, it does.
2870420	2874160	You're suddenly going to have hundreds of people voting in the chat instead of three.
2875560	2877940	3,000 votes for Vic.
2882120	2883240	Exactly.
2883680	2888060	Okay, so we currently have a three-way tie between Scott, Vic, and Isthmus.
2888060	2890360	They each have one point each.
2891020	2892520	Let me go through.
2892700	2895640	Which meme do I want you all to do next?
2895640	2902460	Oh, speaking of which, Ruben, would you like to participate or do you want to just banter with me as we carry on?
2902460	2903480	Your choice.
2905340	2907460	I don't want to participate.
2907740	2909320	You want to participate? Okay.
2909360	2914000	In Telegram, I sent you a NextCloud link.
2914020	2915260	Okay, got it.
2915420	2917500	Yeah, so there's a bunch of folders.
2918100	2919300	I'll tell you a number.
2919300	2921440	You can open up the folder and there's memes in there.
2921440	2923760	So we already did number one, two, and eight.
2923980	2928640	Instead, let me do...
2929560	2933840	Actually, we have to do this one because it's super, super popular right now.
2933840	2935840	Open up number nine.
2935840	2937220	Number nine.
2953550	2955490	Let me share this on YouTube here.
2955490	2958450	This one's a really popular current meme.
2960190	2961490	All right.
2961590	2963470	It's the Trump interview meme.
2964390	2965370	It's a little different.
2965370	2967630	I mean, I've seen different variations of this one.
2969910	2975550	Let's treat the box on the middle right there as what's on the piece of paper the dude's reading.
2976070	2978050	And how do we submit?
2978750	2980150	Oh, I forgot to...
2980150	2982470	You can submit by uploading it to the same folder.
2982470	2985430	I forgot to prepare this.
2985430	2987090	Did anyone actually use the...
2987090	2991770	It looks like no one actually used the LibreOffice template, did they?
2991770	2993110	I did.
2994390	2994750	I actually...
2995390	2997130	I'll give you a little extra time, Scott.
2997130	2999870	I know I said I would have a template, and then I didn't.
2999870	3001250	So it's my bad.
3001370	3004190	I can easily open it up in Krita or whatever.
3004590	3005950	It's not that big of a deal.
3007110	3008050	Yeah, it's...
3008050	3009390	I mean, you had the other one, so...
3013780	3014160	It's...
3014160	3014840	Oh, shit.
3014840	3022540	I'm getting it. I'm getting it.
3037260	3043320	For those who are watching, LibreOffice Draw is a very common tool to use for this
3043320	3046500	because, you know, it's editable like PowerPoint or anything else,
3046500	3049460	but anyone can have it without a license.
3049500	3053860	So it's useful in that regard.
3053860	3059860	Okay, Scott, in case you do want one, I did upload the template for you.
3060000	3060300	Sure.
3060760	3062600	You don't have to use it, of course.
3062600	3064080	I mean, it's easier.
3066320	3072120	Oh, I'm such a Microsoft-er, I don't have OpenOffice.
3072860	3073760	God.
3074660	3076800	I have both, Ruben.
3078240	3081360	I have both on all of my computers.
3082140	3085860	At least on my Windows computers, which I do need for work.
3086160	3091420	So long as it's not $365 and you're paying Microsoft every month.
3091420	3096260	I mean, I'm not paying $365 money, but some other people are paying $365 money.
3096900	3099120	I am, so...
3099860	3101060	Exactly.
3107210	3109730	All right, BJCLivera seems to like this one.
3109730	3111250	They think this one's going to be funny.
3112730	3115370	Let's see what the word of Trump is.
3117210	3118190	Oh, how do I use the text?
3118190	3120150	And just as a hint, you don't have to do this, of course.
3120150	3123130	You might have a simple meme that only has something on the card.
3123130	3126170	You may name who the participants are, right?
3126170	3129190	Your choice to how much detail you want in the meme.
3129190	3133990	Sometimes simpler is better, sometimes complex carries across more clever memes.
3136520	3139140	Trying to edit it.
3142040	3203230	How to insert text. Here we go.
3224410	3226890	Here we go.
3229230	3231470	Yay, my first submission.
3252070	3254650	So you were able to upload there okay, Ruben?
3254790	3256790	Yeah, I think so.
3260790	3263770	I'm going to download LibreOffice now.
3264350	3270360	It takes a while. It's like a big package.
3272720	3274060	Let's see.
3274540	3280950	All right, so I got one person's.
3282890	3284930	Actually, let me update mine real quick.
3284930	3287230	I just thought maybe something better.
3290790	3293270	Oh, you haven't gotten mine? Hmm.
3296000	3297880	Okay, I see yours, Ruben.
3327650	3330120	I'm not going to say which one, but one of these is a very...
3331010	3336830	It's a very clever take on this meme that you would not typically see filled out in this fashion.
3363260	3366900	Okay, I'm seeing submissions from Scott, Vic, and Ruben. Is that correct?
3367800	3368520	Yep.
3374280	3375540	Did you say missing?
3375980	3377920	No, I have your three.
3378460	3381620	I'm working mine now. Give me 20 seconds.
3382600	3383360	You got it?
3383360	3384540	Yeah, I'm almost ready.
3387140	3389340	I didn't know where to go with it until you said...
3389340	3393920	Well, I still don't know where to go with it, but when you said we could name the characters...
3394780	3396360	When you said I could do what?
3396900	3398560	Name the characters.
3398560	3404140	Oh, yeah. You can either do or don't need to name the characters. Your choice.
3404220	3407400	Okay, sorry. I uploaded the second version of mine.
3407400	3408900	Oh, okay. You have two? Okay.
3410200	3414020	I thought something was more appropriate to the context.
3414020	3415980	Not an issue at all.
3415980	3421620	I have no idea why yours are just not downloading on my computer, despite you obviously submitting them.
3423080	3430420	Yeah, I would say maybe it's because I'm running over a VPN or something, but the progress bar shows it's fully uploaded.
3432120	3439640	By the way, guys, see in the YouTube chat, BTC Levera? It's his birthday today.
3440620	3442080	Happy birthday!
3442160	3444920	Or she, I don't know. It's their birthday.
3448940	3454600	Hopefully this is a good birthday present, but I mean, I don't know if spending time with me counts as a birthday present.
3458740	3460960	Most people call that an annoyance.
3464920	3467100	All right, I have...
3467100	3468600	Yeah, hold on.
3469380	3469940	Okay.
3469940	3471420	I feel like someone else had to do this one.
3474700	3480300	So I have one, two, I have four submissions from people.
3480300	3487420	I have one from Ruben, Scott, Vic, and I don't know who, one of them is just called Screenshot.
3487420	3489020	Who's is Screenshot?
3491280	3492880	Who is that one? Sorry.
3493320	3497260	I renamed it. I don't know why it didn't stick, but well, hold on.
3497260	3498020	Okay.
3504140	3506700	I like all of these. They're so good.
3520560	3524320	It's really hard to fit five of these.
3526180	3530120	It's kind of sketchy how I'm doing it now.
3535600	3537660	So I'm just waiting on...
3539420	3540680	Is it Lee?
3541780	3543440	Mine should be in there now.
3547770	3551690	Okay, okay, I got yours. Okay, we're good. Give me one second here and we'll be...
3569510	3573110	All right. This doesn't fit very well, but it doesn't matter.
3573110	3576910	All right, here we go. Time for me to share my screen.
3580770	3582470	All right, here we go.
3583430	3587550	You can see it's very awkward to fit the five participants.
3588270	3590490	So I'll have to read these again probably.
3590990	3595530	Maybe I can just zoom in and scroll to the right. I don't know. I don't know if it makes more sense.
3597990	3599110	Oh, gosh.
3599430	3601130	Zooming worked for me.
3601170	3603190	Oh, PowerPoint hates me right now.
3603370	3605510	Oh, that definitely does not work.
3605590	3606810	Okay, it's fine.
3608430	3610830	Um, first one.
3611130	3618390	I've downloaded and printed the complete Monero blockchain and you can see all of the transactions and then it's a blank sheet of paper.
3619230	3629470	I would not have thought of this, but it is a very clever way to do it with the main part of the meme is just blank and it still works.
3629970	3631170	Second one.
3631990	3638130	The message passed is, Verge is the best, the very best. Look at this transaction graph here.
3638510	3640130	The guy, dude's like, what?
3640550	3642070	Third one.
3642210	3645210	Bitcoin's privacy set is larger than Monero's.
3645210	3646310	What?
3646810	3648010	Fourth.
3648330	3653910	Trump represents a new comment every week, handing a message to our Monero.
3654070	3657770	Monero can't have value because it has infinite supply.
3658190	3660070	Our Monero being like, what?
3661390	3665050	And then the last one is number five.
3666630	3667690	T.S.
3667690	3668430	What?
3668430	3670530	Okay, I actually don't.
3670590	3672110	Shill Trump coin.
3673350	3676530	What's up with the first T.S. slash no...
3676530	3679210	That's like a...
3679210	3681750	No, it's like top secret no foreigners.
3681890	3682210	Oh.
3682210	3683170	It's like...
3687310	3688550	Got it.
3688550	3690910	Is that how like people of clearance speak?
3694370	3695490	Well, we do.
3695490	3698890	This is a clearance only chat, as you can tell.
3699330	3702530	So just because the NSA van is here to help us.
3702590	3705890	So we have we have two votes that have come in.
3705890	3706330	Sorry.
3706330	3709270	Two votes that have come in, but they're one new person.
3709270	3711650	So BTC Lovera still needs to put theirs in.
3711650	3715770	We have one vote from Febo for number one.
3715790	3717690	We have a vote from Andres.
3718170	3720410	My take wasn't that far from number four.
3720410	3721730	So they vote four.
3722710	3724290	I like all of these.
3724290	3725470	They're all good.
3728670	3730730	Look at Andres trying to vote twice.
3730730	3731910	That's not right.
3735630	3736790	BTC Lovera.
3736790	3737530	I'm waiting on you.
3737530	3739430	You get to number one.
3739450	3741130	Ah, Vic.
3742170	3743190	Man.
3743530	3744370	Vic.
3744370	3745490	How dare you.
3745490	3747450	Hey, no influence.
3749210	3750830	This person voted for you.
3750830	3752310	Was it all three times?
3752970	3755150	No, the last time they didn't.
3755150	3757630	They might not have heard it from me.
3765510	3770210	Okay, Vic, you won with number one.
3771850	3773250	I like all these.
3773250	3775410	I would have voted for number four.
3780970	3783350	Do we want to do one last one?
3785090	3786050	Sure.
3786290	3787110	Okay.
3788010	3790390	Which one do I want?
3791530	3794430	Oh, open up number five.
3794430	3795750	Number five.
3795750	3797690	Number five.
3801180	3803500	There's a folder on here that says do not use.
3803500	3804080	It's very...
3804080	3804740	Don't use that one.
3804740	3805360	That was...
3805360	3807300	I found out several versions of this meme.
3807300	3811980	This isn't like the OG version, but it is really funny and I had to just do it.
3811980	3814200	But it's so tempting to open that folder anyway.
3814200	3815280	You can open it.
3815280	3816500	You can open it and look at it.
3816500	3817660	You just can't use it.
3818020	3819680	I feel like there's something better in there.
3819680	3820320	That's why.
3823280	3824840	That one is just for Vic.
3824840	3826320	You know, people that are going to win anyway.
3827320	3828240	Just kidding.
3828500	3830060	You can even look at it.
3830340	3831640	It's the same type of meme.
3831640	3833460	This other one I just thought was better.
3833460	3834460	So, I mean...
3837880	3839100	All right.
3840960	3844000	But, you know, on that last one, you didn't give names to anybody.
3844000	3845520	So, to those memes.
3845520	3846920	So, there's no way.
3847520	3852920	Even though BTC Loera might be compromised, he couldn't vote for me.
3853160	3854960	Which one always...
3854960	3857600	You have a certain style, Vic.
3861100	3866540	As far as fingerprinting is concerned, we don't have enough people participating for everyone to be a unique...
3866540	3868900	Like, everyone's a unique submission style.
3869480	3870280	Yeah.
3873320	3874120	Individuality.
3874380	3876980	So, is it worth looking up this meme to cheat a little?
3876980	3881080	Or is it just, like, going to be funnier if I just pull something from...
3881080	3882240	I mean, you can look it up.
3882240	3884680	But, like, I don't know how that would help you that much.
3884880	3885420	No.
3885420	3886200	Yeah.
3886920	3888260	The bucket and the...
3889020	3890080	Bucket is the...
3890500	3891940	Bucket's the killer thing.
3893240	3894340	Yeah, what?
3895300	3897420	There's, like, five characters in this.
3897420	3899380	My plots aren't that complex.
3901760	3906420	I wonder how long real meme generators, like, you know, the people that start these memes.
3906420	3906980	How long do they have?
3906980	3909500	They have probably, like, 12 hours a day to do this.
3910700	3913080	Can you imagine, like, a meme sweatshop?
3916270	3917250	Come on, man.
3917250	3921170	We should have our own Monero meme sweatshop or the Zcoin meme sweatshop.
3921170	3922670	We'll just compete against each other.
3922670	3925630	Like one of those old writer rooms where they're just like, we need more memes.
3925630	3926770	What are you guys doing?
3926770	3928290	100 memes a minute.
3928950	3930910	Just full of cigarette smoke.
3933420	3934380	Let's see.
3934380	3935920	How do we do this?
3936440	3937960	It's not easy.
3938520	3943280	Now, if Isthmus or Scott meet, you know, win this one, then we're going to have a problem.
3943280	3945040	Because then we're going to have a tie again.
3946440	3947600	I won't win.
3947600	3951440	I have literally no clue what to do with any part of this.
3952700	3954420	Not familiar with this meme.
3954420	3956000	There's too many characters.
3959200	3964520	This is where we explore Monero community and how out of touch they are.
3964760	3967420	Do you follow memes or something?
3967420	3969100	Are you the one creating all these memes?
3969100	3972440	You've got the meme, like, sweatshop going on.
3972440	3973140	That's what's going on.
3973140	3978780	I just find these on meme templates official usually.
3981380	3983340	So there really is a meme army.
3983340	3984880	Someone's coming up with templates and just putting it...
3984880	3988160	Man, this is quite the operation.
3988200	3989820	Memes are quite a business.
3990080	3991640	Yes, well read.
3991720	3995680	Every morning reads his daily meme templates.
3996300	4000180	Yeah, I don't know if you guys followed the meme competition we had on Twitter.
4000180	4002500	We had 300 submissions. It was insane.
4002500	4003380	300?
4004160	4005120	Yeah.
4006700	4009180	How did you even choose which one won?
4009180	4011620	Was it a random? Which ones were best?
4011620	4014380	A lot of them were just repeats.
4014700	4015880	So just scroll by.
4016020	4020440	I did get help from one other person to go through them.
4022560	4026980	The kid looks like he has his underwear outside his pants.
4026980	4028560	But I think it's just his shirt.
4028560	4029520	Oh, yeah.
4030280	4031680	That is weird. What is that?
4043330	4046890	We have to zoom in on this one and see what's up.
4048510	4050170	No, it's probably a shirt.
4050170	4051790	No, it's the same as his collar.
4051790	4054290	You can tell it's the same style.
4054690	4056390	So it's his undershirt.
4056390	4057390	Underneath is like...
4057390	4059890	Well, his shirt underneath is like sweater or whatever.
4061790	4062810	Sweatshirt, sweater.
4063110	4065290	I always mix them up and my mom yells at me.
4065290	4067510	But I don't know the difference between a sweater and a sweatshirt.
4089480	4090280	Yeah.
4096130	4097530	Sound Safari in chat.
4097530	4101170	You got to be just transparent about where your interests lie.
4107620	4110400	Hey, guys, I'm sorry to inform you.
4110400	4112900	I am going to be winning this one.
4113440	4115460	I am that confident.
4117220	4118400	Man, that was...
4119720	4123760	Well, you've won all the other ones without even, you know, basically no confidence.
4123760	4124920	Yeah.
4126360	4128600	Vic won the last one, too.
4129520	4131800	We need some actual competition for Vic.
4131800	4134020	Get some people from the Dogecoin community.
4135240	4137340	Some real memers.
4137880	4138840	Like 4chan.
4138840	4139760	You get some real...
4141120	4144960	It's going to submit like a bunch of different variations of Pepe the Frog.
4144960	4146020	And they're going to be...
4146020	4147860	They don't win every one.
4152960	4155500	I see you, Vic.
4165630	4167710	Does it make sense?
4170330	4172150	No comment.
4172810	4176170	I am a professional video host.
4176490	4177770	Okay.
4178310	4181030	Despite all evidence to the contrary.
4183830	4187470	I have no idea what to do with this.
4213150	4214110	Vic's also a professional video host.
4214110	4216110	He's also always like the first person to submit.
4218670	4221070	We should put him in the meme factory.
4221070	4222230	You should have a clock.
4222230	4223790	You should have a shot clock.
4224650	4229670	See, it's hard for me to enforce because I can't like just blast it across all your screens.
4229830	4232790	I have my phone on the side, but that's not as intimidating.
4233410	4238030	Yeah, that's why we need to have like Moo write a custom program.
4238270	4239330	Yeah, okay.
4239610	4243110	Honestly, I would love to have...
4243110	4244510	What was that, Vic?
4245110	4250290	I said put like a LED on the wall behind...
4250950	4257710	I would love to have like a Jackbox style meme game.
4257950	4259090	That would be great.
4259090	4260090	Oh, yeah.
4260750	4262270	That would coordinate all this stuff.
4262270	4266110	That way I'm not going between three different monitors and taking forever and...
4270490	4272610	Someone took a screenshot.
4274430	4275750	It's like, wait, what?
4275910	4277490	Who's in my house?
4280790	4285010	Is that the sound for like the Ubuntu screenshot tool?
4289020	4290400	It's definitely not a snipping tool.
4290400	4292340	Someone was not using a snipping tool.
4292480	4294100	No one's fessing up to that.
4306070	4308430	Hmm, this is tough.
4320710	4323090	We have a few more submissions coming in now.
4333990	4335430	Oh, I just woke up.
4335430	4338330	This is too early to do this stuff.
4339830	4342250	What time is it where you're at?
4343050	4345090	8 a.m., not too bad.
4345090	4346690	I messed up the time.
4346690	4350530	I thought it was 8 a.m., but it was supposed to be 7 a.m.
4381260	4386860	I'm cropping these a little bit where it's not relevant just to try and make them a bit bigger.
4395190	4396050	All right.
4396050	4400370	I have either all of them or all but one.
4400870	4403230	It's all but one for sure.
4403230	4405110	Maybe you guys can go ahead.
4405110	4406590	I'm struggling.
4414120	4416520	This is an interesting choice.
4416980	4418860	What I'm looking at right now.
4419880	4420820	I get to check.
4420820	4422300	Are you sure, Ruben?
4422600	4423020	Yeah.
4423020	4424460	Go ahead.
4424640	4425160	Okay.
4425160	4425880	Okay.
4426880	4427880	About to...
4431480	4434880	We only have four choices this time.
4436740	4438500	Let me share my screen.
4438500	4441740	I'm glad this sharing screen seems to work really, really well.
4442180	4443100	Okay.
4443100	4444300	Screen.
4444660	4445500	Share.
4445500	4446460	Okay.
4446460	4448040	Option number one.
4449700	4454100	Monero, Bitcoin, Chainalysis, and Privacy.
4458810	4460530	Option number two.
4462550	4465410	Tiger and Transparent Ledger Advocate.
4469550	4474350	I love how they just put tiger on top of tiger.
4478010	4480350	Did someone want to explain themselves there?
4480350	4482320	I mean, you're all going to stay anonymous, but...
4482870	4483450	I don't know.
4483450	4484410	I had to explain.
4484510	4487290	They're more scared of the Transparent Ledger Advocate than the tiger.
4488330	4489890	Oh, God.
4490130	4491010	Okay.
4493510	4499150	That is funny, but I just love the idea that you put tiger over tiger.
4505960	4507020	All right.
4507020	4509280	I'm not at the sweatshop of meme farms.
4509280	4510560	I don't know how this works.
4513640	4517480	I got more laughs out of you doing it that way than if you didn't.
4517480	4521100	Actually, what happened to number one?
4521100	4522660	Was it cut off?
4523720	4525440	Or was that intentional?
4528180	4530560	What do you mean by cut off?
4531200	4531680	I don't know.
4531680	4535260	It seems like the tips of the rabbit ears are cut off.
4535260	4536520	It is a black bar.
4536520	4537440	You know what it is?
4537440	4539440	This doesn't actually exist.
4539440	4540060	Sorry.
4541340	4543900	I see what you're doing there, Justin.
4545340	4546540	I was trying...
4546540	4547580	That's like one of the...
4547580	4549880	It's like a background trying to divide and things.
4549880	4550460	It's just...
4550460	4554500	I should have sent it as a template background, but that was too much work.
4554500	4554960	So I just...
4555580	4558360	They're all objects that overlap each other annoyingly.
4560780	4562920	You can see there's another one over here.
4564640	4565740	All right.
4565820	4567300	Third choice.
4568200	4572340	Undisclosed double spend and transaction with zero decoys.
4574900	4576560	Someone else want to explain this one?
4576560	4578040	Or should I go for it?
4579840	4582540	I always want to give the person who makes the meme
4582540	4584540	the ability to explain theirs if they want.
4584540	4585960	Otherwise, I'll go...
4589330	4590290	Okay.
4590790	4592570	And then the fourth one.
4592570	4595810	Ring size 11, ring size 15, and triptych.
4595990	4598190	They definitely cropped off the whole bottom.
4598190	4601850	They're staring at some undefined object.
4604560	4607120	It's smart to cut off the rabbit.
4607120	4609820	It kind of looks like they're about to fall off.
4617630	4618510	Indeed.
4622670	4624310	Votes coming in.
4624610	4626250	Two people said number one.
4626250	4628190	One person said number two.
4629590	4633010	They said number two for the creative use of the word tiger.
4641170	4643170	It's just so absurd.
4643410	4647250	Actually, the worst part is I actually covered up the tiger so you can't even see it.
4650610	4653370	Like it's like it was just grass there.
4653370	4654170	It's just like...
4668280	4672500	Basically waiting on BGC Levera to determine who they are choosing for.
4673260	4675180	And of course, anyone else.
4676960	4677480	But...
4677480	4679900	Like Sound Safari, are you going to vote?
4680120	4681700	You've recently chatted.
4685020	4693940	I feel like number two is like such an amazing combination of like so bad is good but also good.
4698810	4701450	In more ways than one.
4702470	4705310	Okay, BTC, is that a vote for number two?
4705310	4706670	Or number one?
4710470	4711790	He said tiger.
4711790	4712990	So I guess that's number two.
4712990	4713890	Okay, number two.
4713890	4718930	Okay, so we have three votes for number two and two votes for number one.
4718930	4722270	So ultimately, number two is the winner.
4722270	4723750	Vic, was that you?
4724650	4726890	No, I was number one.
4727470	4729150	I thought I did really well.
4729150	4730710	You did not win.
4733270	4736990	You had to fail really hard, but not fail.
4737190	4738230	Exactly.
4738230	4740550	But do you guys get it?
4740550	4742050	Number one, it makes sense, right?
4742050	4747750	Monero, we're pushing Bitcoin users to this nice, fluffy thing, innocent thing called privacy.
4747890	4756030	And they don't understand there's this very tiger-tain ready to eat you up.
4756250	4757310	Yeah, yeah.
4758130	4761270	You've probably got it, but you can't beat tiger over tiger.
4761930	4762890	Yeah, exactly.
4764070	4765630	Tiger-ception.
4765730	4767010	Very simple.
4768570	4770710	It's not just the tiger over tiger, though.
4770710	4773150	It took a little bit extra explanation, I think.
4773150	4782730	But overall, I still thought it was really funny that, like, the thing that they were being introduced to is a transparent ledger advocate.
4782770	4788330	Like, they're so scared of talking to a transparent ledger advocate.
4789810	4794510	They'd rather... they're more scared of a transparent ledger advocate than the tiger.
4797080	4800940	You should have put, like, the Monero users or something.
4800940	4803080	Monero community for those two people.
4804240	4807060	I honestly didn't get it until it was explained.
4807060	4808280	I was like...
4808800	4810060	Yeah, it's pretty good.
4810060	4812340	Now that it's explained, it is very good.
4814900	4815940	All right.
4815940	4821300	Well, that concludes our Monero meme competition.
4821480	4824480	So I appreciate everyone who came in and participated.
4824480	4830680	Vic is still the winner because, ultimately, Vic won twice.
4830680	4832680	Scott won once.
4832680	4835320	And to be clear, Scott and Vic tied once.
4835540	4840320	But really, the only reason Vic won was because of Google's die roll.
4842520	4843680	Whatever it takes.
4843680	4844660	Whatever it takes.
4844660	4846040	Whatever it takes.
4848840	4850440	So apologies, Scott.
4850440	4851540	You put in all the work.
4851540	4853420	We didn't get any of the recognition there.
4853420	4857320	And then Isthmus and VTNerd each won once each.
4857320	4862340	Ruben, you didn't get a chance to point out why Zcoin's good.
4862620	4866580	No, I'm not going to show and get, like, Virtua Tomatoes.
4867720	4873780	I was expecting you to throw in some, like, really awesome why Zcoin's better memes.
4873780	4875580	This is your good chance.
4875840	4877600	I like Monero.
4877600	4883220	I mean, I like other coins, too.
4883220	4886500	But if I was brought into the group, you've got to make a ruckus.
4886500	4888020	You've got to.
4888020	4889700	Yeah, I'm too nice.
4891900	4893120	All right.
4893120	4901480	So with the end of the Monero meme competition, that also concludes today's DEF CON Monero Village entirely.
4901480	4907580	We will be back at 10 a.m. Pacific tomorrow on the same YouTube channel.
4908440	4910640	On the same Twitch channel.
4910640	4913020	If you want to watch, please come back and watch.
4913020	4915660	We'll have a lot of great events coming through.
4915720	4919100	To end tomorrow, we will have a trivia night.
4919100	4921060	We'll have a Kahoot quiz.
4921140	4926620	So we'll have another interactive event to finish off tomorrow evening.
4926720	4930100	And then on Sunday, a bunch of other great talks, too.
4930100	4930980	So keep an eye.
4930980	4934300	You can go to MoneroVillage.org.
4934300	4941360	I'll put that in the chat here in case you have not been following the rest of the talks today.
4941360	4947980	And, of course, we're starting tomorrow at 10 a.m. with Dr. Daniel Kim, like we have started every day.
4947980	4950780	So always really great content from him.
4950840	4953860	So really, really cool stuff going on.
4953860	4955840	So, yeah, thanks, everyone, who made it this long.
4955840	4960520	If you joined just for the Monero meme competition, you joined for the fun part.
4960520	4961620	Maybe not the best part.
4961620	4965700	We can't say that this is useful in any way, but it's fun.
4967300	4969100	And, yeah, we'll see you tomorrow.
4969100	4970040	So take care.
4970180	4971540	Good job, Justin.
4972320	4973640	Thanks, Justin.