WEBVTT

00:00.000 --> 00:03.700
But it's not just a meme competition today.

00:03.700 --> 00:07.800
Of course, it's a mean meme competition.

00:08.220 --> 00:09.760
Best be prepared here.

00:09.760 --> 00:10.640
We have people joining in.

00:10.640 --> 00:11.360
Diego left us.

00:11.360 --> 00:12.580
We have Scott joining us.

00:12.580 --> 00:13.680
We have VTNerd.

00:13.680 --> 00:17.860
We have, of course, the National Security Agency giving their best memes today.

00:18.020 --> 00:24.960
So, I guess before we start, I just want to make sure that everyone is sort of set up and ready to go to the greatest extent.

00:25.160 --> 00:30.200
And that, yeah, I guess we can have time to introduce each other's too.

00:31.080 --> 00:36.920
This meme competition will be very similar to the meme competition that we did for Moneroversary.

00:36.920 --> 00:39.920
So, if you saw that, you are ahead of the game.

00:39.920 --> 00:46.160
I will distribute meme templates for all of our participants to fill.

00:46.160 --> 00:50.400
And then after they fill, I will give a chance for the audience to vote.

00:50.660 --> 00:56.380
Instead of last time where we had a poll, I think we're just going to do a thing where people mash their votes in the chat.

00:56.380 --> 00:57.720
And we'll see how that goes.

00:57.720 --> 00:59.260
Because we only have 30 people watching.

00:59.260 --> 01:02.200
If we had thousands of people, then I think a poll would work.

01:02.200 --> 01:06.520
But we can just see how many people vote for which specific number in the chat.

01:06.640 --> 01:13.340
Among Lee and Scott, have you had a chance to review the instructions so far?

01:14.660 --> 01:18.580
Yeah, I read the readme.

01:18.580 --> 01:19.500
No issues.

01:19.540 --> 01:20.540
Straightforward.

01:21.540 --> 01:22.220
All right.

01:22.220 --> 01:22.560
Perfect.

01:22.560 --> 01:23.920
That's good news.

01:25.340 --> 01:27.880
Thank you so much for joining us.

01:27.880 --> 01:29.020
Perfect timing.

01:31.740 --> 01:35.280
Yeah, I think people are going to be excited for this meme.

01:35.280 --> 01:36.220
Because why wouldn't you?

01:36.220 --> 01:37.980
Of course everyone is going to be excited.

01:38.840 --> 01:43.800
I am just getting everything situated on my end because I don't have anything to help me out.

01:43.800 --> 01:46.580
This is a very complicated process.

01:46.580 --> 01:49.380
Memes take a lot of work to get ready.

01:51.600 --> 01:52.840
I'm super high tech.

01:52.840 --> 01:54.060
I use like PowerPoint and everything.

01:54.060 --> 01:55.000
It's crazy.

01:56.700 --> 02:01.860
Just like last time, we're using PowerPoint to arrange the memes for people to vote on.

02:02.280 --> 02:04.940
Nothing but the best for the community here.

02:07.380 --> 02:08.260
Okay.

02:08.660 --> 02:10.480
Looks like I'm almost situated.

02:10.480 --> 02:15.820
Vic has not joined us yet, which is odd because he destroyed us last time.

02:15.820 --> 02:17.000
Vic will be joining us.

02:17.000 --> 02:23.180
He's probably busy sending out a tweet from the Manero memes account, I'm sure.

02:23.500 --> 02:29.900
Sorry, not Manero memes, but the Cake Wallet account, which is basically a meme account, too.

02:30.020 --> 02:31.920
I'm sure you're aware.

02:32.260 --> 02:36.120
So let's get everything going here.

02:36.480 --> 02:37.140
All right.

02:37.140 --> 02:40.560
I think everything is situated on my end now.

02:40.560 --> 02:42.240
I know you're all waiting for me.

02:42.680 --> 02:48.380
I guess, you know, if it's just... oh, Vic, perfect timing.

02:48.380 --> 02:49.540
We were waiting for you.

02:49.780 --> 02:51.140
Sorry, I'm late.

02:51.140 --> 02:52.520
No, it's all good.

02:52.900 --> 02:59.540
Vic, have you had a chance to log into Nextcloud and see the, you know, see all the files that are there?

02:59.780 --> 03:02.080
Yeah, I see nine folders.

03:02.080 --> 03:03.040
Okay, perfect.

03:03.040 --> 03:04.060
Nine folders.

03:04.060 --> 03:05.740
I did not peek.

03:05.740 --> 03:06.860
You did not peek.

03:07.040 --> 03:08.680
That's not why I'm late.

03:08.680 --> 03:15.620
If someone does suspiciously well, you can blame it on them cheating this time.

03:15.620 --> 03:21.600
They may have, like, they were given access to the ability to cheat this time.

03:21.600 --> 03:23.940
So hopefully they didn't.

03:23.940 --> 03:27.240
We're going to have to trust that the Manero community is a trustworthy bunch.

03:27.240 --> 03:29.560
Otherwise, big problem.

03:33.920 --> 03:39.540
So, that being said, let us get started, shall we?

03:39.540 --> 03:41.080
I'll set a timer.

03:41.120 --> 03:42.300
People are sending messages.

03:42.300 --> 03:43.160
Hey, all.

03:43.160 --> 03:44.020
Yes, Vic.

03:44.020 --> 04:01.120
So under the meme competition folder, which you're not able to see if you are just watching a live stream, but otherwise, you can go through under DEF CON 2020, you have a list of nine folders.

04:01.420 --> 04:09.440
I am now giving everyone permission to open up the first folder, folder number one, and there is an image in there.

04:09.440 --> 04:13.040
I am going to screen share this for everyone who is in the live chat.

04:13.040 --> 04:14.740
It is a meme.

04:14.900 --> 04:22.720
You have a few minutes to... yeah, you have a few minutes to make the best thing out of this meme that you can.

04:25.260 --> 04:27.380
All right.

04:27.380 --> 04:29.120
So I'm sharing this with YouTube.

04:29.480 --> 04:30.560
You should be able to see...

04:31.200 --> 04:35.660
I might have to go back and forth here, of course, with my different streaming computer.

04:35.660 --> 04:36.420
No, never mind.

04:36.420 --> 04:38.000
It does appear properly.

04:38.000 --> 04:38.720
Perfect.

04:39.040 --> 04:41.920
So, all right.

04:41.920 --> 04:43.580
So that's a meme that you're going to be building on.

04:43.580 --> 04:45.380
You have five minutes.

04:45.380 --> 04:46.860
So let me start the timer.

04:46.980 --> 04:56.440
And then you will put the meme in the same exact folder that you did... sorry, you'll put the meme that you create in the same folder.

04:56.440 --> 04:58.900
Make sure you assign a random number to it.

04:58.900 --> 05:02.220
That's the one that the participants will vote on.

05:02.320 --> 05:06.200
And then, of course, include your name so I know who ultimately wins.

05:06.200 --> 05:10.220
That way you can't take credit even if you don't win, because that would be horrible, of course.

05:11.740 --> 05:12.800
All right.

05:13.000 --> 05:14.840
What are our first impressions of this meme?

05:18.060 --> 05:19.640
There's a lot that can go on here.

05:20.240 --> 05:21.620
I've never seen this meme.

05:21.620 --> 05:23.220
I have no idea what to do with it.

05:23.280 --> 05:23.980
Yeah.

05:24.540 --> 05:26.160
That's kind of the fun, I think.

05:27.820 --> 05:28.720
Sometimes that's funny.

05:28.720 --> 05:35.180
You know, it is sometimes funny when everyone does a completely different meme and some of them aren't even, like, funny or relevant.

05:41.730 --> 05:44.150
What do people in the audience think of this meme?

05:44.150 --> 05:53.790
What do we think of two guns, well, three guns in a car, one says something, other two guns turn around, and then the other one's silenced?

06:02.580 --> 06:04.460
So what format should it be saved in?

06:04.460 --> 06:05.620
The same JPEG?

06:06.580 --> 06:11.720
JPEG or PNG, whatever you want, and then upload it to the same folder.

06:11.720 --> 06:18.420
I will share it and arrange it such that people can see different numbers and vote on them and things.

06:20.980 --> 06:28.160
But make sure that you name the meme the number one, colon, a random number, and then your name.

06:29.460 --> 06:32.680
Mac doesn't let me do colon, so I want file names.

06:33.040 --> 06:36.460
You can do a dash or a dot.

06:36.920 --> 06:38.840
Maybe a period is fine, too.

06:48.100 --> 06:49.720
We have no comments.

06:49.720 --> 06:50.180
There we go.

06:50.180 --> 06:50.760
Good meme.

06:50.760 --> 06:51.780
Thank you, Andres.

06:51.780 --> 06:55.740
I appreciate you liking my meme choice here.

06:55.780 --> 06:58.700
We'll see if it's a good meme depending on what people submit.

07:09.390 --> 07:14.450
Of course, I'm wearing my putting the fun and fungibility shirt today.

07:14.570 --> 07:25.770
I saved the normal Monero one for Sunday when I'm giving a talk about Monero coinbase outputs, which are much less fun than memes, I would say.

07:25.890 --> 07:27.910
But so be it.

07:30.280 --> 07:33.100
This is a problem with the meme competition sometimes.

07:33.100 --> 07:33.880
It's all funny.

07:33.880 --> 07:41.640
Everyone will laugh when the memes are done, but in the moment, everyone's busy just working on them, trying to think of something good, and they're all stressed out.

07:41.640 --> 07:44.720
I need a co-host on here just to do banter back and forth.

07:45.880 --> 07:47.340
All right, I've submitted.

07:48.840 --> 07:49.340
Cool.

07:49.340 --> 07:50.400
I see yours.

07:56.830 --> 08:01.290
Now I get to do all the work of arranging them in a way where people can vote.

08:25.020 --> 08:29.100
Without giving too much away, Vic, this is a Monero meme you came up with?

08:29.420 --> 08:33.600
I couldn't think of anything Monero-related, so I guess I'll lose that one.

08:34.360 --> 08:35.700
I don't know how.

08:35.700 --> 08:38.580
Nobody makes that into a Monero meme, but hats off to them.

08:38.580 --> 08:41.080
That's a tough one.

08:41.080 --> 08:42.940
I just went the general route.

08:43.400 --> 08:44.060
Okay.

08:44.120 --> 08:45.380
Yeah, hold on.

08:45.800 --> 08:49.420
Somebody on Twitter just corrected somebody.

08:50.620 --> 08:56.720
They're saying it's at Verge Currency, not at Verge, like it matters.

09:00.180 --> 09:02.300
Oh gosh, what did you do, Vic?

09:02.300 --> 09:03.620
Are you embarrassing us?

09:03.620 --> 09:05.020
No, I'm just reading.

09:05.020 --> 09:06.880
Is this from the Cake Wallet account?

09:06.880 --> 09:10.000
No, nothing to do with Cake or Vic, my account.

09:10.000 --> 09:11.660
Just random tweets.

09:14.490 --> 09:18.310
I know you're secretly making a Verge wallet in the background.

09:18.310 --> 09:21.650
I know your ultimate goal is to get the trust of the Monero community.

09:21.690 --> 09:22.610
Exactly.

09:22.610 --> 09:24.830
Hopefully they'll accept me one day.

09:26.190 --> 09:28.950
You know, it's a very prestigious community.

09:28.950 --> 09:30.490
You've got to build from the bottom up.

09:30.490 --> 09:33.150
You've got to start with the basic stuff like Monero.

09:33.150 --> 09:35.530
You've got to make wallets that anybody will use.

09:35.530 --> 09:39.110
Monero is such a coin that no one treats like anything else.

09:39.610 --> 09:43.390
Eventually, you'll be good enough for the Verge community, Vic.

09:44.510 --> 09:47.470
It's so welcoming to criticism.

09:47.470 --> 09:48.930
Anyway, let's not talk about it.

09:49.490 --> 09:50.370
Who's all on?

09:50.370 --> 09:51.250
Who is everybody?

09:51.250 --> 09:55.990
Someone submitted, what is the naming convention dot PNG?

09:56.270 --> 10:03.430
Name it 01 dash or whatever, and then put in a random number, and then put in your actual name.

10:03.430 --> 10:08.150
The reason for the random number is because that's the number I'm going to give the audience to vote on.

10:09.390 --> 10:16.110
And that way, once I figure out which one wins, I'm able to figure out which one actually wins.

10:16.210 --> 10:19.210
And then I know the name then of who submitted it.

10:20.610 --> 10:23.250
Yeah, I was wondering where you saw the what is naming convention.

10:23.250 --> 10:24.530
I mean, that was close enough.

10:25.330 --> 10:26.750
Who picks the winners?

10:28.090 --> 10:30.150
We're going to have the chat spam the winner.

10:30.150 --> 10:32.410
And if no one votes, then it's just going to be me.

10:33.810 --> 10:37.290
Which is biased because I know who picked the memes then, I guess.

10:37.290 --> 10:38.510
So people better vote.

10:38.650 --> 10:40.250
So you're saying this is centralized?

10:40.610 --> 10:42.370
It is a very centralized.

10:42.370 --> 10:46.290
Well, that's why I thought we were just going to have a number and then no name.

10:46.290 --> 10:48.110
And then we would say, oh, that was my number.

10:48.110 --> 10:51.110
I guess anybody could claim the number in the end, though, but...

10:53.660 --> 10:54.460
Yeah.

10:56.480 --> 10:59.040
So this way, Justin can't pick favorites, huh?

11:15.620 --> 11:17.580
All right, Scott, how are you doing?

11:17.760 --> 11:18.200
Good.

11:18.200 --> 11:24.360
I am literally just a couple of clicks away from uploading.

11:24.360 --> 11:25.700
One click away.

11:26.920 --> 11:31.300
In the meantime, look at this shirt I got from Cypher Market, Diego.

11:32.960 --> 11:33.860
Very nice.

11:33.860 --> 11:35.360
Diego is just with us.

11:35.920 --> 11:38.740
Walking all the noobs with how to use Monero.

11:43.550 --> 11:46.050
Did he say just use CakeWallet?

11:47.870 --> 11:49.390
He went through the Monero GUI.

11:49.390 --> 11:51.130
He didn't go through the CakeWallet.

11:51.310 --> 11:53.450
You said noobs and easy.

11:55.150 --> 11:58.550
He was complaining about the GUI as he was using it.

12:00.050 --> 12:06.390
I told you, for CakeWallet, I wanted our slogan to be for noobs by noobs.

12:10.110 --> 12:11.990
It's a good way of putting it.

12:22.780 --> 12:24.340
Force refreshing.

12:24.460 --> 12:24.980
Let's see.

12:24.980 --> 12:26.400
Oh, I see a download.

12:26.400 --> 12:27.560
It's fine.

12:27.560 --> 12:29.680
It's not named correctly, but it's fine.

12:32.700 --> 12:33.740
Okay.

12:36.080 --> 12:36.660
Okay.

12:36.660 --> 12:39.440
You have three numbers to choose from.

12:41.680 --> 12:43.740
You only need to get better at general.

12:43.740 --> 12:45.180
Oh, actually, Isthmus just submitted this.

12:45.180 --> 12:46.260
Never mind.

12:47.480 --> 12:48.680
All right.

12:49.940 --> 12:50.720
Isthmus.

12:50.720 --> 12:51.460
Okay.

12:54.240 --> 12:57.180
It's really difficult to arrange these, as you can imagine.

12:57.180 --> 12:58.520
I'm doing my best.

13:04.520 --> 13:08.180
Maybe I should specify the next time to do a two-digit number.

13:08.180 --> 13:10.640
That way, it's not going to take the entire slide.

13:12.220 --> 13:13.240
All right.

13:13.440 --> 13:15.780
I have...

13:16.440 --> 13:17.700
Oh, goodness.

13:18.240 --> 13:20.260
Scott, did you take yours down again?

13:21.300 --> 13:22.180
No.

13:22.280 --> 13:22.720
Okay.

13:22.720 --> 13:23.260
One second.

13:23.320 --> 13:25.960
Mine was deleted.

13:28.040 --> 13:28.760
It's fine.

13:28.760 --> 13:31.480
I assigned you a random number, so you're good.

13:31.480 --> 13:32.820
I remember which one's yours.

13:32.820 --> 13:33.640
It's all that matters.

13:33.640 --> 13:33.980
Okay.

13:33.980 --> 13:35.420
Time to screen share.

13:35.420 --> 13:37.660
And if you are on Twitter... Sorry, not Twitter.

13:37.660 --> 13:44.080
If you're on YouTube, get ready to spam which number you believe is the best.

13:44.080 --> 13:44.440
All right.

13:44.440 --> 13:45.840
So let me share the screen.

13:47.000 --> 13:48.180
All right.

13:48.180 --> 13:49.740
Screen sharing right now.

13:50.200 --> 13:52.060
Option one... Option... Well, not one.

13:52.060 --> 13:53.120
Option two.

13:53.480 --> 13:56.000
I'm not shooting off my mouth.

13:56.900 --> 13:58.640
I wonder who made that one.

13:59.580 --> 14:01.380
Option 52.

14:01.740 --> 14:03.860
Fungibility, question mark?

14:05.140 --> 14:06.220
Option three.

14:06.220 --> 14:08.360
Monero would be better with proof of stake.

14:09.900 --> 14:11.700
Or 1337.

14:12.500 --> 14:13.700
Oh, I got the same one.

14:13.700 --> 14:15.040
That must have been Isthmus.

14:15.240 --> 14:18.160
Did I not get yours, Scott?

14:18.640 --> 14:21.400
I don't see mine on there.

14:21.400 --> 14:23.260
Oh, damn.

14:25.460 --> 14:26.520
Oop.

14:27.640 --> 14:29.380
Just write a...

14:29.380 --> 14:31.520
I'm not seeing it.

14:31.540 --> 14:33.080
Write a program.

14:33.100 --> 14:34.980
Here, let me refresh.

14:36.200 --> 14:38.060
Oh, my gosh.

14:38.060 --> 14:39.700
We may have a latecomer.

14:40.760 --> 14:42.900
Pretend you haven't read any of them.

14:45.470 --> 14:46.170
Of course.

14:46.170 --> 14:48.050
Refresh here.

14:50.350 --> 14:53.970
Yeah, mine is there in the number one folder.

14:56.930 --> 14:58.290
I'm doing forced sync.

14:58.290 --> 14:59.490
I don't see it.

15:02.370 --> 15:03.250
One minute.

15:03.250 --> 15:05.030
Let me see if I can get it.

15:06.870 --> 15:08.350
Yeah, I'm not seeing it.

15:13.200 --> 15:14.460
Sorry, everybody.

15:16.360 --> 15:17.760
We'll figure this out.

15:25.640 --> 15:28.020
Probably, like, ran out of storage and yours is like...

15:28.020 --> 15:29.180
Oh, no, I see it.

15:29.220 --> 15:30.360
Okay, that's good.

15:32.760 --> 15:33.480
Okay.

15:34.300 --> 15:35.520
It's fine.

15:38.390 --> 15:40.150
Let's see if I can copy this in.

15:40.150 --> 15:45.270
I mean, the meme not being visible to outside observers is pretty on-brand from an arrow.

15:48.800 --> 15:49.800
All right.

15:50.340 --> 15:53.480
Last option, late submission from who-knows-whom.

15:53.880 --> 15:55.680
What if I were MergeMind?

15:56.100 --> 15:59.620
Thankful for today's Circa 2014 at the bottom there.

15:59.800 --> 16:01.120
All right, so you get to vote.

16:01.120 --> 16:04.720
Do you want option 2, 52, 3, 13, 37, or 5?

16:04.720 --> 16:06.260
You need to vote in YouTube.

16:06.260 --> 16:08.000
Put it in the chat right now.

16:08.240 --> 16:12.780
No one has voted yet, so we will see.

16:17.300 --> 16:19.020
People are quiet today.

16:19.020 --> 16:20.360
Come on, put in a vote.

16:22.440 --> 16:23.500
It is essential.

16:23.500 --> 16:25.660
It's your civic duty to vote on memes.

16:31.940 --> 16:37.160
Hope you're able to see the memes well enough, given how I have to arrange these.

16:40.470 --> 16:45.230
I think we're going to do a wide one next, so I can try and fit them all better.

16:47.150 --> 16:50.270
Well, we have 24 people voting, but no one actually that's paying attention.

16:50.270 --> 16:52.190
They just have it all running on in the background.

16:55.930 --> 16:58.030
I'm going to give people five more seconds to vote.

16:58.030 --> 17:01.310
Otherwise, I'm going to move on.

17:02.190 --> 17:09.690
And I'm just going to choose one, like the dictator I am.

17:15.500 --> 17:16.300
Okay.

17:16.420 --> 17:17.680
Oh, can't read the text.

17:17.680 --> 17:20.840
Okay, well, let's just crop the bottom of the meme, I guess.

17:20.840 --> 17:22.460
You see it in every single one.

17:22.580 --> 17:27.740
So, Manero would be better with proof of stake, or is this one here?

17:27.740 --> 17:30.600
Manero would be better with proof of stake, 13, 37.

17:30.600 --> 17:33.000
I'm not shooting off my mouth, number two.

17:33.920 --> 17:35.520
Fungibility, question mark.

17:39.440 --> 17:42.320
You have, what if I were Merge Mind by Thankful for Today?

17:43.360 --> 17:46.600
Or, Manero would be better with proof of stake,

17:52.770 --> 17:55.050
two.

17:55.450 --> 17:57.490
Really, Vic, you like yours?

18:00.150 --> 18:03.230
You said vote, so I'm trying to help you out here.

18:03.770 --> 18:04.810
Congrats.

18:07.760 --> 18:08.820
Who won?

18:11.100 --> 18:16.060
All right, since nobody has voted other than Vic.

18:16.600 --> 18:18.160
Don't count that, obviously.

18:18.160 --> 18:24.220
I think I need to be the person to decide, and I think I'm going to choose the...

18:27.720 --> 18:30.600
I think I'm going to go with Thankful for Today circa 2014.

18:30.600 --> 18:33.240
Congrats, Scott, you won the first round.

18:33.500 --> 18:38.460
Okay, look, Manero would be better with proof of stake is really good, admittedly.

18:38.460 --> 18:40.420
That's awesome, too, isn't this?

18:40.420 --> 18:47.780
But just the fact that, like, this is something that actually happened in Manero's past history, right?

18:47.840 --> 18:50.300
It just makes it super, super relevant.

18:51.980 --> 18:56.400
So what if I were Merge Mind by Thankful for Today, I think, is the best choice.

18:56.400 --> 18:59.200
And Andres, you came in too late.

19:02.360 --> 19:06.880
What if I were Merge Mind?

19:06.960 --> 19:10.740
That was the winner, and that was by Scott.

19:11.520 --> 19:14.100
All right, done with this.

19:14.100 --> 19:16.280
Let's pull up the second meme now.

19:16.280 --> 19:19.160
You can now open up folder number two.

19:19.860 --> 19:22.940
That's a trendy meme right now.

19:25.560 --> 19:28.360
All right, that's Bonjour.

19:33.610 --> 19:38.330
So now we get everyone five minutes to start working on this one now, too.

19:46.560 --> 19:52.540
And then I'm going to try and make the template work better with four participants.

21:02.740 --> 21:06.780
All right, it's better for four participants now, so we're good.

21:08.760 --> 21:10.620
It's easier for everyone to see.

21:21.680 --> 21:22.880
All right, I'm in.

21:23.200 --> 21:24.260
All right.

21:24.480 --> 21:26.400
You're very fast at making these.

21:33.540 --> 21:36.300
I was wondering why in the live stream it was all me.

22:12.660 --> 22:15.920
Let me check to see, is the stream coming through in HD?

22:16.460 --> 22:17.260
I hope so.

22:17.260 --> 22:18.260
Looks like it.

22:19.540 --> 22:20.680
I mean, the stream will be in HD.

22:20.680 --> 22:23.580
I just want to make sure the quality.

22:23.580 --> 22:24.660
That's a standard.

22:24.660 --> 22:25.200
I don't know.

22:25.200 --> 22:27.260
Hopefully it'll be HD when I stream.

22:30.070 --> 22:32.150
So you can read text and things.

22:33.670 --> 22:39.850
We have a custom Jitsi server, but for some reason it still sometimes falls back on lower resolution than would fit in a pipe.

22:39.850 --> 22:41.630
So I don't really know what's going on there.

22:43.590 --> 22:44.610
Wish I knew.

23:12.840 --> 23:15.960
I have absolutely no idea what to do with this.

23:19.800 --> 23:22.940
For some reason, people are doing a bunch of these memes right now.

23:22.940 --> 23:28.580
It's not always just the bonjour one, but sometimes it's like goodbye and then hello.

23:28.620 --> 23:29.220
Right?

23:29.220 --> 23:30.940
So sometimes they're paired together.

23:30.940 --> 23:32.900
Sometimes it's just this one.

23:34.560 --> 23:35.560
Oh, okay.

23:35.640 --> 23:37.200
Interesting, interesting.

23:45.630 --> 23:49.390
Yeah, mine has nothing to do with the bonjour.

23:51.910 --> 23:54.290
My text has nothing to do with the meme.

23:56.250 --> 23:58.370
It's just random thoughts of mine.

24:08.060 --> 24:11.800
Of course, if you're in chat, please comment what you would put, too.

24:11.800 --> 24:15.180
You're welcome to put your text of the meme that goes with this.

24:15.300 --> 24:16.660
You can participate, too.

24:21.220 --> 24:24.220
Vic's obviously paying close attention, so he's going to steal your idea.

24:31.820 --> 24:33.780
All right, let's start to get those in.

24:33.780 --> 24:36.080
Let me force sync.

24:36.080 --> 24:37.740
Let's see who else is added.

24:37.740 --> 24:39.480
So far, I think I only have Vic.

24:41.980 --> 24:43.320
Almost there.

24:43.320 --> 24:46.080
Just screenshotting it real quick.

25:04.610 --> 25:07.190
I'm going to grab a beer in the meantime.

25:08.110 --> 25:08.970
I'll be back.

26:31.450 --> 26:35.010
Instead of a beer, I'm having a strawberry bubbly.

26:35.010 --> 26:40.330
It's basically the same, except minus all the alcohol, of course.

26:41.150 --> 26:46.910
Did anyone see that Topo Chico is going to make spiked seltzer next year?

26:47.550 --> 26:49.350
No interest.

26:49.790 --> 26:56.230
Yeah, some people on the ZCash ecosystem are furious because they're really into Topo Chico.

26:56.450 --> 26:58.130
I didn't know this, actually.

26:58.130 --> 27:08.150
I was drinking their twist of lime during the first livestream that I hosted for their future developer fund.

27:08.150 --> 27:12.550
And I was drinking the twist of lime, and they're all there like, yeah, nice.

27:12.550 --> 27:19.310
So that's how I instantly got some extra brownie points with them, was by having my Topo Chico.

27:19.810 --> 27:22.690
What is Topo Chico?

27:25.590 --> 27:30.510
It's like, I don't know, it's some sparkling water.

27:31.790 --> 27:40.050
They sell literally just normal, plain sparkling water, and they sell others that have a few flavors, like lime or a few things.

27:40.050 --> 27:41.450
They've really been expanding a lot.

27:41.450 --> 27:43.510
They're owned by Coca-Cola, of course.

27:45.290 --> 27:46.830
It's non-alcoholic.

27:47.250 --> 27:50.730
Yeah, but they are making alcoholic ones next year.

27:50.730 --> 27:52.610
Justin, did you get paid for this?

27:52.610 --> 27:53.690
Basically.

27:53.690 --> 28:01.690
I will say, I have not been paid by Coca-Cola, but my brother loves it so much, he basically holds it as if it's an ad.

28:01.690 --> 28:04.730
It's kind of funny, and I have to be like, this is not an ad.

28:05.150 --> 28:06.250
It's just Nathan.

28:06.250 --> 28:08.730
It's a very satisfied customer for some reason.

28:10.010 --> 28:11.570
But obviously, I don't drink.

28:11.570 --> 28:12.710
I don't waste my money.

28:12.710 --> 28:15.370
I drink my Pepsi bubbly.

28:17.070 --> 28:19.230
They're going to get my money no matter what.

28:20.190 --> 28:22.530
Overpriced water, how about that?

28:24.510 --> 28:35.010
I was going to say, C3 has basically an essentially endorsed drinker of hackers drink.

28:37.030 --> 28:39.350
Did you submit yours, Scott?

28:39.350 --> 28:41.590
I'm seeing VTNerds and Vicks.

28:41.590 --> 28:47.570
Once again, yeah, I see mine, Serhac's, and Vicks.

28:47.570 --> 28:50.390
I don't know why mine isn't showing.

28:50.870 --> 28:53.590
It shows it's fully uploaded, but...

28:55.050 --> 28:55.870
That's okay.

28:55.870 --> 28:56.850
It's not the end of the world.

28:56.850 --> 28:58.150
I can just go through and...

28:58.150 --> 28:59.710
Yeah, worst case, I can always...

28:59.710 --> 29:01.490
Wait, Serhac submitted one.

29:01.550 --> 29:02.750
Serhac, over.

29:02.750 --> 29:04.110
Another channel.

29:04.670 --> 29:06.530
Look at you participating.

29:06.830 --> 29:11.770
Right after I arranged my grid to work with four people, a fifth person shows up.

29:13.150 --> 29:15.350
Sorry, that was just me.

29:15.490 --> 29:17.990
Isthmus, are you... wait, that was you?

29:19.290 --> 29:22.030
Okay, so Isthmus on behalf of Serhac.

29:22.030 --> 29:23.190
Okay, I see.

29:23.870 --> 29:25.330
I couldn't figure out what to do with it.

29:25.330 --> 29:27.350
I didn't want that associated with me.

29:27.590 --> 29:30.990
You're just throwing another Monero contributor under the bus.

29:31.450 --> 29:33.110
Got away with it for a minute.

29:35.330 --> 29:41.490
I mean, you would have had access to figure out how to get this channel, so it is theoretically believable.

29:43.310 --> 29:47.770
Would have been shocking, but also, weirder things have happened.

29:47.770 --> 29:49.190
But not that shocking.

29:50.510 --> 29:52.090
Alright, let me arrange these.

29:52.090 --> 29:53.150
You know, instead of...

29:54.410 --> 29:55.690
I'll just arrange these.

29:55.690 --> 29:57.390
One, two, three, four.

29:58.190 --> 30:03.550
It's not very difficult to keep track of four people, as long as you name them.

30:05.030 --> 30:07.150
My computer is really lagging for some reason.

30:07.150 --> 30:10.110
It's not liking this, but that's okay.

30:11.910 --> 30:13.210
Almost done.

30:13.430 --> 30:15.050
Oh, look at this.

30:15.510 --> 30:18.470
One of these is a little different than the rest.

30:21.910 --> 30:23.670
Alright, we got some good ones.

30:23.670 --> 30:27.330
For everyone who didn't know what to do with this, it's a good set of templates here.

30:27.330 --> 30:29.030
Alright, let's see.

30:29.190 --> 30:30.830
Sharing my screen now.

30:30.830 --> 30:32.130
Alright, here we go.

30:32.130 --> 30:34.210
Make sure, if you are on YouTube, please vote.

30:34.210 --> 30:37.630
If you have too much difficulty reading these, let me know.

30:37.790 --> 30:38.810
So, the first one.

30:38.850 --> 30:39.990
Lightning Network is private.

30:39.990 --> 30:40.930
Who needs Bonero?

30:40.930 --> 30:41.550
Me.

30:41.570 --> 30:42.330
Bonjour.

30:44.050 --> 30:47.210
Actually, I should just number these one through four.

30:49.310 --> 30:51.930
Please continue to submit them the same way if you're participating.

30:51.930 --> 30:54.810
But, like, we'll just have people vote on one, two, three, or four.

30:56.310 --> 30:58.590
Alright, second one.

30:58.590 --> 30:59.830
Bonjour.

30:59.890 --> 31:00.930
Fungibility.

31:03.210 --> 31:04.550
Third one.

31:04.770 --> 31:07.710
If I use my Bitcoin from this hole, I become invisible.

31:07.710 --> 31:09.090
Take that, Monero.

31:09.450 --> 31:10.490
Bonjour.

31:12.670 --> 31:17.350
So, we'll ask someone to explain that one later without giving it away.

31:17.410 --> 31:19.470
And then, you know, the fourth one.

31:19.470 --> 31:21.130
Monero releases new hard fork.

31:21.130 --> 31:22.370
ASIC company.

31:22.370 --> 31:23.170
Bonjour.

31:24.370 --> 31:26.630
Definitely a nice self-deprecating meme there.

31:26.630 --> 31:27.270
I like it.

31:27.270 --> 31:28.490
I like it.

31:30.050 --> 31:32.070
The last one actually makes sense.

31:32.070 --> 31:34.130
Now I get it.

31:34.450 --> 31:35.630
Now you get it.

31:35.630 --> 31:39.950
We're going to have to start including an example that's not Monero related in this.

31:41.530 --> 31:44.390
So, we have one vote so far.

31:44.570 --> 31:46.490
Andres, who's voting for number four.

31:46.490 --> 31:48.910
Anyone else, please, please put your vote in.

31:49.410 --> 31:54.710
But, to some extent, this is almost like the OG Monero meme.

31:54.710 --> 31:59.310
Where someone was like, untraceable public ledger.

31:59.310 --> 32:00.890
Or, like, who needs privacy?

32:00.890 --> 32:03.150
And, like, Monero bashes down the wall.

32:03.150 --> 32:04.310
And it's like, privacy matters.

32:04.310 --> 32:05.510
Privacy first.

32:06.070 --> 32:06.870
Fungibility.

32:07.110 --> 32:08.010
So, it's almost like this.

32:08.010 --> 32:09.890
Where you could be like, who needs...

32:09.890 --> 32:18.710
Like, you know, you have a Bitcoin person ranting at a meetup that's talking too loud about, like, what type of privacy implementations are the best?

32:18.710 --> 32:23.170
And then you have Monero guy coming up from his hole being like, bonjour.

32:26.370 --> 32:30.210
Definitely a lot of scope for some other ones in this discussion.

32:30.210 --> 32:35.110
But I do like the self-deprecating ASIC company coming in with bonjour.

32:38.490 --> 32:42.290
Okay, apparently just one person is watching this stream.

32:42.290 --> 32:45.610
And so they get to determine which one is their favorite.

32:45.670 --> 32:47.770
I'll give another five seconds or so here.

32:47.770 --> 32:52.770
But otherwise, Andres' vote for number four is going to be the victor.

32:53.690 --> 32:57.070
Clearly have to cater to their humor going forward.

32:57.070 --> 32:58.370
Yes.

32:59.170 --> 33:01.110
This person is a lot of sway.

33:03.470 --> 33:05.050
Vic, what happened?

33:05.050 --> 33:07.150
You're doing so well last time.

33:07.290 --> 33:08.170
I know.

33:08.170 --> 33:09.450
You're hyping me up.

33:09.550 --> 33:12.590
These memes just don't work well for you, apparently.

33:14.870 --> 33:16.930
It's the memes, not me.

33:18.990 --> 33:21.730
Oh, we have a vote for number three.

33:23.230 --> 33:27.810
Which I'm sure someone bribed them to come on and vote for number three.

33:29.050 --> 33:31.050
Wouldn't put it past that person.

33:33.950 --> 33:36.350
All right, now we have a split vote.

33:36.350 --> 33:37.850
Do I need to choose again?

33:37.990 --> 33:39.870
Please tell me I don't need to choose again.

33:42.050 --> 33:43.750
What was that?

33:45.790 --> 33:47.630
Yeah, I'd have to pick between the two.

33:47.630 --> 33:52.190
So number one and number two are out.

33:52.190 --> 33:56.090
You can always roll like a dice, let the dice decide.

33:57.050 --> 33:58.750
Random number generator.

34:02.580 --> 34:04.080
Oh, do you need a random number?

34:04.080 --> 34:04.660
Four.

34:04.660 --> 34:06.340
Four is a good number.

34:09.460 --> 34:10.580
All right.

34:10.700 --> 34:12.060
Completely random.

34:13.020 --> 34:16.640
I am going to use the extreme random.

34:19.460 --> 34:21.280
What's the name of that?

34:22.980 --> 34:24.520
Who's the one that does that?

34:24.900 --> 34:27.580
I'm going to use the super random.

34:31.620 --> 34:33.480
Gavin and Dreeson's thing?

34:33.740 --> 34:35.860
No, I'm going to use this Manero.

34:35.860 --> 34:37.220
Sorry, this Google generator.

34:37.220 --> 34:40.180
But who's the person that like Walton Shane?

34:40.180 --> 34:41.340
Yeah, the Walton Shane.

34:41.340 --> 34:42.840
Congrats, I won!

34:42.960 --> 34:45.800
To themselves for winning their own competition.

34:45.800 --> 34:47.980
Oh yeah, I remember that.

34:47.980 --> 34:49.280
Yeah, exactly.

34:49.340 --> 34:54.520
But I'm going to use the Google one instead, which is probably at least as good as a Walton Shane one.

34:54.900 --> 34:56.100
Three.

34:56.100 --> 34:57.760
Three won.

34:58.140 --> 34:59.160
Nice.

34:59.500 --> 35:00.920
All right.

35:00.940 --> 35:02.900
So that is officially...

35:04.420 --> 35:05.680
Vic.

35:06.780 --> 35:08.400
Vic won that one.

35:08.400 --> 35:09.760
I don't know, I disagree.

35:09.760 --> 35:11.760
I like Scott's better.

35:13.060 --> 35:14.540
Science has spoken.

35:16.200 --> 35:20.380
Random number generator may forever be in your favor, Vic.

35:20.380 --> 35:22.340
How do we know Google isn't...

35:22.340 --> 35:24.120
He could have Google in his pocket too.

35:24.120 --> 35:26.080
I mean, this could be huge.

35:26.180 --> 35:28.340
This is a big conspiracy here.

35:28.780 --> 35:30.500
Yeah, you don't know my connections.

35:34.520 --> 35:36.340
Oh, that would be intense.

35:36.340 --> 35:41.420
All right, so I need to put Vic down as the winner from number two.

35:41.420 --> 35:42.140
All right.

35:42.140 --> 35:46.620
Just to prevent you from cheating, instead of doing number three, do not open that one.

35:46.840 --> 35:51.660
You shall go to number eight.

35:54.690 --> 35:57.490
What cheating scheme does that foil?

35:58.530 --> 35:58.970
What?

35:59.750 --> 36:02.070
Oh, there's somebody that... Did you already do this one?

36:02.070 --> 36:02.870
Or what's going on here?

36:02.870 --> 36:05.610
There's like...

36:06.210 --> 36:07.670
There's two picks.

36:08.250 --> 36:10.370
Oh, did you combine them into one?

36:10.370 --> 36:12.670
Yeah, I combined them into one.

36:12.670 --> 36:14.670
So you can just use the zero eight one.

36:15.430 --> 36:17.030
Let's see how well this one will be received.

36:17.030 --> 36:19.430
It's like the opposite Kanye meme.

36:29.370 --> 36:31.570
At least one person likes it.

36:31.990 --> 36:33.990
Well, I'd like that you include yourself.

36:33.990 --> 36:34.870
This could be dangerous.

36:34.870 --> 36:35.750
I don't know.

36:36.810 --> 36:37.290
I live dangerously.

36:37.290 --> 36:38.930
Was there any rules that we couldn't name you?

36:38.930 --> 36:40.070
Because we have to like implicitly...

36:40.070 --> 36:41.310
Well, now you can.

36:41.650 --> 36:42.310
Yeah.

36:42.410 --> 36:43.270
All right.

36:43.650 --> 36:44.250
There you go.

36:44.250 --> 36:48.470
I said you couldn't name people in other communities that weren't like super, super popular.

36:48.530 --> 36:50.610
No genuinely harsh.

36:55.500 --> 36:59.340
Bonus points to whoever knows where that second screenshot was taken.

36:59.340 --> 37:01.080
Sorry, that second image was taken.

37:01.480 --> 37:03.940
I was not in a good mood.

37:04.660 --> 37:07.060
Is that like consensus or something?

37:07.140 --> 37:08.620
No, it wasn't consensus.

37:08.620 --> 37:11.720
It was a travel world conference.

37:11.980 --> 37:28.140
I was on a panel with someone from Dash, someone from Zcash, a Bitcoin Core contributor, and I think that might have been it, actually.

37:31.070 --> 37:32.910
We're talking about travel rule.

37:33.050 --> 37:33.710
I don't know.

37:33.710 --> 37:35.570
I was just annoyed, as you can tell.

37:35.990 --> 37:36.730
Oh, well.

37:37.670 --> 37:40.770
First one's from DEF CON last year.

37:44.450 --> 37:46.230
We'll see if this backfires on me.

37:46.230 --> 37:47.210
It probably will.

37:57.460 --> 38:00.720
Knowing my luck, someone from Rio will take that and then just run with it.

38:00.740 --> 38:02.100
So I should be careful.

38:12.750 --> 38:13.570
I'm starving.

38:13.570 --> 38:15.370
I'm looking forward to having dinner after this.

38:18.320 --> 38:21.260
Why did I schedule this at 6 p.m.

38:21.300 --> 38:21.940
Central?

38:21.940 --> 38:23.500
I'm surprised

38:50.500 --> 38:54.020
the NSA hasn't given a submission.

38:54.020 --> 38:55.020
They're just watching.

38:59.790 --> 39:02.250
No, that's my recording computer.

39:04.270 --> 39:07.390
I thought it'd be more fun to actually include the logo on it.

39:10.710 --> 39:13.930
Just to prove to people that Monero has backdoors, of course.

39:18.800 --> 39:26.080
When we designed the Monero protocol, our first thought is, how do we make sure they have the proper backdoor they need?

39:27.580 --> 39:29.540
It's a critical part of the discussion.

39:30.300 --> 39:34.200
I genuinely do need someone else on here as a co-host to throw a banter back at.

39:34.200 --> 39:35.300
I really do.

39:36.340 --> 39:37.400
Where's Diego?

39:37.820 --> 39:38.540
He'd be good.

39:38.540 --> 39:39.560
Diego's, like, gone.

39:42.620 --> 39:44.400
Ruben from Zcoin's texting me.

39:44.400 --> 39:52.040
I can tell him he can still hop on, even if he just talks with me, just to make fun.

39:52.120 --> 39:54.640
You can still join if you want.

39:59.530 --> 40:03.870
I need a co-host anyway.

40:06.510 --> 40:08.440
He might actually be hopping on.

40:11.150 --> 40:13.470
That'd make my life easier.

40:16.440 --> 40:19.620
And would end the suffering of everyone in the chat.

40:22.400 --> 40:24.620
They're dealing with some stuff.

40:25.300 --> 40:30.880
One of the best things that's helped prove to me, like, wow, the Monero community is really committed.

40:31.300 --> 40:36.420
They watched one of the...

40:36.420 --> 40:47.260
We tried a gaming livestream once, when a lot of people in the Monero community played 0AD, which is like an open-source Age of Empires alternative.

40:47.260 --> 40:53.080
And everyone was, like, too concentrated on the game.

40:53.280 --> 41:01.800
And I only was able to share my own screen, so they were just watching a concentrated me play a game, and no one else was talking.

41:02.760 --> 41:04.720
And, goodness.

41:07.420 --> 41:09.380
You're all alone, Justin.

41:09.500 --> 41:10.380
Yeah, it was just...

41:10.380 --> 41:14.420
But we had, like, hundreds of hours of watch time on that video.

41:14.420 --> 41:19.260
And I'm like, if people are willing to spend hundreds of hours watching this, then...

41:20.900 --> 41:21.780
Oof.

41:22.080 --> 41:24.640
Then Monero has something going for it.

41:26.020 --> 41:31.160
By the way, I submitted it, but I'm sure I got the concept of the meme wrong again.

41:34.680 --> 41:35.680
I don't know.

41:35.680 --> 41:38.620
It's always funny when everyone has their own way of interpreting the meme.

41:38.620 --> 41:39.840
It really is.

41:40.220 --> 41:41.100
Right.

41:48.390 --> 41:49.990
You're just going to embarrass your daughter.

41:49.990 --> 41:52.410
She's going to be like, ah, Dad, you just didn't get it.

41:52.930 --> 41:54.070
Yeah, exactly.

41:56.270 --> 41:58.410
So, Vix talks every time.

41:58.430 --> 41:59.430
Let me see if anyone else is...

42:01.350 --> 42:07.010
Talking about my daughter, when we wanted to name the wallet Cake, she's like, do you know what Cake means?

42:08.210 --> 42:10.170
In slang, don't do it.

42:18.970 --> 42:20.830
I think we've got all four now.

42:20.970 --> 42:21.810
I think so.

42:21.810 --> 42:26.410
I don't know why they're not syncing on my end, I can easily copy them from browser.

42:26.410 --> 42:28.390
It takes me like an extra half second.

42:28.610 --> 42:31.310
Well, NSA Van has to catch up for you, that's what.

42:31.310 --> 42:31.850
True.

42:31.850 --> 42:34.950
I do have a lot of bandwidth going on over here.

42:35.930 --> 42:38.230
A lot of direct connections to people.

42:40.190 --> 42:42.330
Actually, I guess I don't need it all the way on the edge.

42:42.330 --> 42:44.670
Okay, one, two, I have three of them on here.

42:46.650 --> 42:48.290
I forgot the number of mine.

42:48.290 --> 42:49.570
It's the last one down.

42:49.570 --> 42:50.510
It's fine.

42:51.930 --> 42:55.530
The most important thing, I guess, is that someone names it.

42:55.530 --> 42:56.210
All right.

42:57.730 --> 42:59.350
I like all these.

42:59.350 --> 43:01.250
They're all weird in their own way.

43:01.390 --> 43:05.470
And to be clear, I prefer if you don't actually look at them before the rest of the audience.

43:05.470 --> 43:09.770
That way you can save the surprise for everyone else.

43:10.430 --> 43:12.510
Otherwise, the stream is going to be worse.

43:12.630 --> 43:14.990
All right, everybody ready?

43:15.130 --> 43:16.470
We have some good ones here.

43:16.470 --> 43:18.490
This is the best one so far, I think.

43:19.390 --> 43:21.790
Well, thank you, Ruben, for joining us.

43:22.330 --> 43:24.630
You're going to have to comment on some of these memes.

43:24.630 --> 43:25.870
I'm going to share them.

43:26.110 --> 43:28.870
And you're going to have to talk about which one you think is the best.

43:28.870 --> 43:30.890
I like your background, too, by the way.

43:30.990 --> 43:32.070
Maybe he should.

43:32.730 --> 43:33.910
Since he won't know.

43:33.910 --> 43:35.410
He's clearly a natural.

43:39.120 --> 43:40.640
All right, I'm going to share.

43:40.640 --> 43:41.260
Here we go.

43:41.260 --> 43:43.340
Three, two, one, sharing.

43:44.720 --> 43:45.620
All right.

43:45.620 --> 43:50.500
So the first one is, Let me do my 129th tweet about Zcash.

43:50.500 --> 43:52.380
And then, bro, can you stick to Monero?

43:53.600 --> 43:58.020
The second one is, Designing protocols to improve miner privacy.

43:58.020 --> 44:01.840
And then watching mining pools publish every payout transaction anyways.

44:03.700 --> 44:07.980
That one's very relevant because I do bitch about that all the time.

44:08.000 --> 44:11.360
The third one, Monero means money.

44:11.360 --> 44:12.720
Is that a real movie?

44:14.420 --> 44:19.720
And then the fourth one is, When you find out CL setting audit comes back, great.

44:19.720 --> 44:23.400
And then when you find out CL setting won't be released until October.

44:25.180 --> 44:31.540
Your YouTube feed is just showing your Google search page.

44:34.200 --> 44:39.440
Is it because I see, I'm looking at YouTube right now and I see the memes.

44:39.440 --> 44:40.440
What do you guys see?

44:40.440 --> 44:42.400
Oh, no, I see the old ones.

44:42.400 --> 44:43.080
That's weird.

44:43.080 --> 44:43.900
I guess I'm really behind.

44:43.900 --> 44:44.960
Are you behind?

44:45.560 --> 44:46.740
I guess I am.

44:46.740 --> 44:48.020
Yeah, here we go.

44:48.020 --> 44:51.520
The live text to re-sync.

44:52.700 --> 44:54.500
Potentially, if it's not.

44:54.500 --> 44:55.060
Sorry about that.

44:55.060 --> 44:55.820
Go ahead.

44:58.780 --> 45:00.660
These are all really good.

45:00.660 --> 45:03.020
You all update yourselves for these.

45:04.380 --> 45:04.760
Oh, sure.

45:04.760 --> 45:08.580
I can drop the link to the YouTube stream in here so you all get it.

45:08.580 --> 45:10.160
So that's the YouTube stream.

45:11.900 --> 45:14.840
How old were you in the first picture, Justin?

45:15.680 --> 45:17.760
That was taken last year.

45:17.760 --> 45:18.840
Oh, what?

45:23.950 --> 45:25.330
I'm 22.

45:27.330 --> 45:28.290
Wow.

45:31.190 --> 45:34.110
And the second picture is around the same age as well.

45:34.110 --> 45:35.790
Yeah, there was a November.

45:37.870 --> 45:39.250
Yeah, I have to use that.

45:39.250 --> 45:42.650
That's one of my favorite photos because I was just so angry about something.

45:42.670 --> 45:46.550
It clearly went through to the photographer.

45:47.750 --> 45:50.990
Do you remember what you were angry about?

45:51.270 --> 45:54.150
Someone was saying something stupid about the travel rule.

45:57.870 --> 46:00.870
So we have two votes that have come in so far.

46:01.150 --> 46:05.050
Before I use those in the chat, Ruben, which one do you like of these four?

46:05.190 --> 46:06.730
I like the first one.

46:07.890 --> 46:09.290
Okay, okay.

46:09.290 --> 46:13.410
Yeah, I definitely get a lot of people in the Monero community being like, dude, what the hell are you doing?

46:13.410 --> 46:17.890
And then sometimes I get some people through Zcash that are like, stick to your lane.

46:18.610 --> 46:19.210
Yeah.

46:21.530 --> 46:23.230
How deep are your connections, man?

46:23.230 --> 46:24.250
Another guy?

46:28.590 --> 46:29.470
Exactly.

46:30.070 --> 46:33.350
All those giveaways, you know, they want something back.

46:33.610 --> 46:34.870
That's awesome.

46:35.330 --> 46:43.550
So I just want to suspiciously say that when we're bringing in people who give a last minute vote, both times they're picking Vic.

46:43.910 --> 46:44.270
So...

46:45.710 --> 46:49.970
And the Google random number generator went Vic.

46:53.510 --> 47:02.870
But it looks like, you know, two out of the three votes that came in, including Ruben's, went for the second option, number two.

47:03.210 --> 47:06.030
So the second option, I think that was...

47:06.030 --> 47:07.250
Who submitted that one?

47:07.250 --> 47:08.850
That was Isthmus.

47:14.980 --> 47:16.460
Congratulations, Isthmus.

47:17.200 --> 47:18.200
Thank you.

47:18.360 --> 47:20.820
I know this annoys you a lot, too.

47:20.820 --> 47:23.280
So it's funny that you were the one that made that.

47:26.720 --> 47:30.160
Yeah, Isthmus and I are the two people that...

47:30.160 --> 47:32.440
Vic, I see how it is.

47:32.440 --> 47:35.440
In the YouTube chat, yelling at someone for not voting for him.

47:35.760 --> 47:38.500
I'm going to start bribing people there.

47:38.500 --> 47:40.920
Yeah, you're going to start doing a giveaway for everyone.

47:40.920 --> 47:45.140
A random person who votes for me gets a Monero.

47:45.160 --> 47:45.620
Yeah.

47:45.920 --> 47:48.180
Pre-staging Monero.

47:48.620 --> 47:49.420
It works.

47:49.420 --> 47:50.420
Yeah, it does.

47:50.420 --> 47:54.160
You're suddenly going to have hundreds of people voting in the chat instead of three.

47:55.560 --> 47:57.940
3,000 votes for Vic.

48:02.120 --> 48:03.240
Exactly.

48:03.680 --> 48:08.060
Okay, so we currently have a three-way tie between Scott, Vic, and Isthmus.

48:08.060 --> 48:10.360
They each have one point each.

48:11.020 --> 48:12.520
Let me go through.

48:12.700 --> 48:15.640
Which meme do I want you all to do next?

48:15.640 --> 48:22.460
Oh, speaking of which, Ruben, would you like to participate or do you want to just banter with me as we carry on?

48:22.460 --> 48:23.480
Your choice.

48:25.340 --> 48:27.460
I don't want to participate.

48:27.740 --> 48:28.980
You want to participate?

48:28.980 --> 48:29.320
Okay.

48:29.360 --> 48:34.000
In Telegram, I sent you a NextCloud link.

48:34.020 --> 48:35.260
Okay, got it.

48:35.420 --> 48:37.500
Yeah, so there's a bunch of folders.

48:38.100 --> 48:39.300
I'll tell you a number.

48:39.300 --> 48:41.440
You can open up the folder and there's memes in there.

48:41.440 --> 48:43.760
So we already did number one, two, and eight.

48:43.980 --> 48:48.640
Instead, let me do...

48:49.560 --> 48:53.840
Actually, we have to do this one because it's super, super popular right now.

48:53.840 --> 48:55.840
Open up number nine.

48:55.840 --> 48:57.220
Number nine.

49:13.550 --> 49:15.490
Let me share this on YouTube here.

49:15.490 --> 49:18.450
This one's a really popular current meme.

49:20.190 --> 49:21.490
All right.

49:21.590 --> 49:23.470
It's the Trump interview meme.

49:24.390 --> 49:25.370
It's a little different.

49:25.370 --> 49:27.630
I mean, I've seen different variations of this one.

49:29.910 --> 49:35.550
Let's treat the box on the middle right there as what's on the piece of paper the dude's reading.

49:36.070 --> 49:38.050
And how do we submit?

49:38.750 --> 49:40.150
Oh, I forgot to...

49:40.150 --> 49:42.470
You can submit by uploading it to the same folder.

49:42.470 --> 49:45.430
I forgot to prepare this.

49:45.430 --> 49:47.090
Did anyone actually use the...

49:47.090 --> 49:51.770
It looks like no one actually used the LibreOffice template, did they?

49:51.770 --> 49:53.110
I did.

49:54.390 --> 49:54.750
I actually...

49:55.390 --> 49:57.130
I'll give you a little extra time, Scott.

49:57.130 --> 49:59.870
I know I said I would have a template, and then I didn't.

49:59.870 --> 50:01.250
So it's my bad.

50:01.370 --> 50:04.190
I can easily open it up in Krita or whatever.

50:04.590 --> 50:05.950
It's not that big of a deal.

50:07.110 --> 50:08.050
Yeah, it's...

50:08.050 --> 50:09.390
I mean, you had the other one, so...

50:13.780 --> 50:14.160
It's...

50:14.160 --> 50:14.840
Oh, shit.

50:14.840 --> 50:15.000
I'm

50:19.720 --> 50:21.680
getting it.

50:21.680 --> 50:22.540
I'm getting it.

50:37.260 --> 50:49.460
For those who are watching, LibreOffice Draw is a very common tool to use for this because, you know, it's editable like PowerPoint or anything else, but anyone can have it without a license.

50:49.500 --> 50:53.860
So it's useful in that regard.

50:53.860 --> 50:59.860
Okay, Scott, in case you do want one, I did upload the template for you.

51:00.000 --> 51:00.300
Sure .

51:00.760 --> 51:02.600
You don't have to use it, of course.

51:02.600 --> 51:04.080
I mean, it's easier.

51:06.320 --> 51:12.120
Oh, I'm such a Microsoft-er, I don't have OpenOffice.

51:12.860 --> 51:13.760
God.

51:14.660 --> 51:16.800
I have both, Ruben.

51:18.240 --> 51:21.360
I have both on all of my computers.

51:22.140 --> 51:25.860
At least on my Windows computers, which I do need for work.

51:26.160 --> 51:31.420
So long as it's not $365 and you're paying Microsoft every month.

51:31.420 --> 51:36.260
I mean, I'm not paying $365 money, but some other people are paying $365 money.

51:36.900 --> 51:39.120
I am, so...

51:39.860 --> 51:41.060
Exactly.

51:47.210 --> 51:49.730
All right, BJCLivera seems to like this one.

51:49.730 --> 51:51.250
They think this one's going to be funny.

51:52.730 --> 51:55.370
Let's see what the word of Trump is.

51:57.210 --> 51:58.190
Oh, how do I use the text?

51:58.190 --> 52:00.150
And just as a hint, you don't have to do this, of course.

52:00.150 --> 52:03.130
You might have a simple meme that only has something on the card.

52:03.130 --> 52:06.170
You may name who the participants are, right?

52:06.170 --> 52:09.190
Your choice to how much detail you want in the meme.

52:09.190 --> 52:13.990
Sometimes simpler is better, sometimes complex carries across more clever memes.

52:16.520 --> 52:19.140
Trying to edit it.

52:22.040 --> 52:24.280
How to insert text.

52:24.280 --> 52:25.020
Here we go

53:22.550 --> 53:23.230
.

53:44.410 --> 53:46.890
Here we go.

53:49.230 --> 53:51.470
Yay, my first submission.

54:12.070 --> 54:14.650
So you were able to upload there okay, Ruben?

54:14.790 --> 54:16.790
Yeah, I think so.

54:20.790 --> 54:23.770
I'm going to download LibreOffice now.

54:24.350 --> 54:29.140
It takes a while.

54:29.140 --> 54:30.360
It's like a big package.

54:32.720 --> 54:34.060
Let's see.

54:34.540 --> 54:34.960
All

54:38.730 --> 54:40.950
right, so I got one person's.

54:42.890 --> 54:44.930
Actually, let me update mine real quick.

54:44.930 --> 54:47.230
I just thought maybe something better.

54:50.790 --> 54:52.490
Oh, you haven't gotten mine?

54:52.670 --> 54:53.270
Hmm.

54:56.000 --> 54:57.880
Okay, I see yours, Ruben.

55:27.650 --> 55:30.120
I'm not going to say which one, but one of these is a very...

55:31.010 --> 55:36.830
It's a very clever take on this meme that you would not typically see filled out in this fashion.

56:03.260 --> 56:05.940
Okay, I'm seeing submissions from Scott, Vic, and Ruben.

56:05.940 --> 56:06.900
Is that correct?

56:07.800 --> 56:08.520
Yep.

56:14.280 --> 56:15.540
Did you say missing?

56:15.980 --> 56:17.920
No, I have your three.

56:18.460 --> 56:19.880
I'm working mine now.

56:19.880 --> 56:21.620
Give me 20 seconds.

56:22.600 --> 56:23.360
You got it?

56:23.360 --> 56:24.540
Yeah, I'm almost ready.

56:27.140 --> 56:29.340
I didn't know where to go with it until you said...

56:29.340 --> 56:33.920
Well, I still don't know where to go with it, but when you said we could name the characters...

56:34.780 --> 56:36.360
When you said I could do what?

56:36.900 --> 56:38.560
Name the characters.

56:38.560 --> 56:39.240
Oh, yeah.

56:39.240 --> 56:42.640
You can either do or don't need to name the characters.

56:42.640 --> 56:44.140
Your choice.

56:44.220 --> 56:45.060
Okay, sorry.

56:45.060 --> 56:47.400
I uploaded the second version of mine.

56:47.400 --> 56:47.820
Oh, okay.

56:47.820 --> 56:48.180
You have two?

56:48.180 --> 56:48.900
Okay.

56:50.200 --> 56:54.020
I thought something was more appropriate to the context.

56:54.020 --> 56:55.980
Not an issue at all.

56:55.980 --> 57:01.620
I have no idea why yours are just not downloading on my computer, despite you obviously submitting them.

57:03.080 --> 57:10.420
Yeah, I would say maybe it's because I'm running over a VPN or something, but the progress bar shows it's fully uploaded.

57:12.120 --> 57:17.120
By the way, guys, see in the YouTube chat, BTC Levera?

57:17.720 --> 57:19.640
It's his birthday today.

57:20.620 --> 57:22.080
Happy birthday!

57:22.160 --> 57:23.680
Or she, I don't know.

57:23.680 --> 57:24.920
It's their birthday.

57:28.940 --> 57:34.600
Hopefully this is a good birthday present, but I mean, I don't know if spending time with me counts as a birthday present.

57:38.740 --> 57:40.960
Most people call that an annoyance.

57:44.920 --> 57:47.100
All right, I have...

57:47.100 --> 57:48.600
Yeah, hold on.

57:49.380 --> 57:49.940
Okay.

57:49.940 --> 57:51.420
I feel like someone else had to do this one.

57:54.700 --> 58:00.300
So I have one, two, I have four submissions from people.

58:00.300 --> 58:07.420
I have one from Ruben, Scott, Vic, and I don't know who, one of them is just called Screenshot.

58:07.420 --> 58:09.020
Who's is Screenshot?

58:11.280 --> 58:12.260
Who is that one?

58:12.260 --> 58:12.880
Sorry.

58:13.320 --> 58:14.220
I renamed it.

58:14.220 --> 58:17.260
I don't know why it didn't stick, but well, hold on.

58:17.260 --> 58:18.020
Okay.

58:24.140 --> 58:25.620
I like all of these.

58:25.620 --> 58:26.700
They're so good.

58:40.560 --> 58:44.320
It's really hard to fit five of these.

58:46.180 --> 58:50.120
It's kind of sketchy how I'm doing it now.

58:55.600 --> 58:57.660
So I'm just waiting on...

58:59.420 --> 59:00.680
Is it Lee?

59:01.780 --> 59:03.440
Mine should be in there now.

59:07.770 --> 59:09.490
Okay, okay, I got yours.

59:09.490 --> 59:10.350
Okay, we're good.

59:10.350 --> 59:11.690
Give me one second here and we'll be...

59:29.510 --> 59:30.610
All right.

59:30.930 --> 59:33.110
This doesn't fit very well, but it doesn't matter.

59:33.110 --> 59:34.950
All right, here we go.

59:35.030 --> 59:36.910
Time for me to share my screen.

59:40.770 --> 59:42.470
All right, here we go.

59:43.430 --> 59:47.550
You can see it's very awkward to fit the five participants.

59:48.270 --> 59:50.490
So I'll have to read these again probably.

59:50.990 --> 59:53.450
Maybe I can just zoom in and scroll to the right.

59:53.450 --> 59:53.990
I don't know.

59:53.990 --> 59:55.530
I don't know if it makes more sense.

59:57.990 --> 59:59.110
Oh, gosh.

59:59.430 --> 01:00:01.130
Zooming worked for me.

01:00:01.170 --> 01:00:03.190
Oh, PowerPoint hates me right now.

01:00:03.370 --> 01:00:05.510
Oh, that definitely does not work.

01:00:05.590 --> 01:00:06.810
Okay, it's fine.

01:00:08.430 --> 01:00:10.830
Um, first one.

01:00:11.130 --> 01:00:18.390
I've downloaded and printed the complete Monero blockchain and you can see all of the transactions and then it's a blank sheet of paper.

01:00:19.230 --> 01:00:29.470
I would not have thought of this, but it is a very clever way to do it with the main part of the meme is just blank and it still works.

01:00:29.970 --> 01:00:31.170
Second one.

01:00:31.990 --> 01:00:35.790
The message passed is, Verge is the best, the very best.

01:00:35.790 --> 01:00:38.130
Look at this transaction graph here.

01:00:38.510 --> 01:00:40.130
The guy, dude's like, what?

01:00:40.550 --> 01:00:42.070
Third one.

01:00:42.210 --> 01:00:45.210
Bitcoin's privacy set is larger than Monero's.

01:00:45.210 --> 01:00:46.310
What?

01:00:46.810 --> 01:00:48.010
Fourth.

01:00:48.330 --> 01:00:53.910
Trump represents a new comment every week, handing a message to our Monero.

01:00:54.070 --> 01:00:57.770
Monero can't have value because it has infinite supply.

01:00:58.190 --> 01:01:00.070
Our Monero being like, what?

01:01:01.390 --> 01:01:05.050
And then the last one is number five.

01:01:06.630 --> 01:01:07.690
T.S.

01:01:07.690 --> 01:01:08.430
What?

01:01:08.430 --> 01:01:10.530
Okay, I actually don't.

01:01:10.590 --> 01:01:12.110
Shill Trump coin.

01:01:13.350 --> 01:01:15.150
What's up with the first T.S.

01:01:15.150 --> 01:01:16.530
slash no...

01:01:16.530 --> 01:01:19.210
That's like a...

01:01:19.210 --> 01:01:21.750
No, it's like top secret no foreigners.

01:01:21.890 --> 01:01:22.210
Oh.

01:01:22.210 --> 01:01:23.170
It's like...

01:01:27.310 --> 01:01:28.550
Got it.

01:01:28.550 --> 01:01:30.910
Is that how like people of clearance speak?

01:01:34.370 --> 01:01:35.490
Well, we do.

01:01:35.490 --> 01:01:38.890
This is a clearance only chat, as you can tell.

01:01:39.330 --> 01:01:42.530
So just because the NSA van is here to help us.

01:01:42.590 --> 01:01:45.890
So we have we have two votes that have come in.

01:01:45.890 --> 01:01:46.330
Sorry.

01:01:46.330 --> 01:01:49.270
Two votes that have come in, but they're one new person.

01:01:49.270 --> 01:01:51.650
So BTC Lovera still needs to put theirs in.

01:01:51.650 --> 01:01:55.770
We have one vote from Febo for number one.

01:01:55.790 --> 01:01:57.690
We have a vote from Andres.

01:01:58.170 --> 01:02:00.410
My take wasn't that far from number four.

01:02:00.410 --> 01:02:01.730
So they vote four.

01:02:02.710 --> 01:02:04.290
I like all of these.

01:02:04.290 --> 01:02:05.470
They're all good.

01:02:08.670 --> 01:02:10.730
Look at Andres trying to vote twice.

01:02:10.730 --> 01:02:11.910
That's not right.

01:02:15.630 --> 01:02:16.790
BTC Lovera.

01:02:16.790 --> 01:02:17.530
I'm waiting on you.

01:02:17.530 --> 01:02:19.430
You get to number one.

01:02:19.450 --> 01:02:21.130
Ah, Vic.

01:02:22.170 --> 01:02:23.190
Man.

01:02:23.530 --> 01:02:24.370
Vic.

01:02:24.370 --> 01:02:25.490
How dare you.

01:02:25.490 --> 01:02:27.450
Hey, no influence.

01:02:29.210 --> 01:02:30.830
This person voted for you.

01:02:30.830 --> 01:02:32.310
Was it all three times?

01:02:32.970 --> 01:02:35.150
No, the last time they didn't.

01:02:35.150 --> 01:02:37.630
They might not have heard it from me.

01:02:45.510 --> 01:02:50.210
Okay, Vic, you won with number one.

01:02:51.850 --> 01:02:53.250
I like all these.

01:02:53.250 --> 01:02:55.410
I would have voted for number four.

01:03:00.970 --> 01:03:03.350
Do we want to do one last one?

01:03:05.090 --> 01:03:06.050
Sure.

01:03:06.290 --> 01:03:07.110
Okay.

01:03:08.010 --> 01:03:10.390
Which one do I want?

01:03:11.530 --> 01:03:14.430
Oh, open up number five.

01:03:14.430 --> 01:03:15.750
Number five.

01:03:15.750 --> 01:03:17.690
Number five.

01:03:21.180 --> 01:03:23.500
There's a folder on here that says do not use.

01:03:23.500 --> 01:03:24.080
It's very...

01:03:24.080 --> 01:03:24.740
Don't use that one.

01:03:24.740 --> 01:03:25.360
That was...

01:03:25.360 --> 01:03:27.300
I found out several versions of this meme.

01:03:27.300 --> 01:03:31.980
This isn't like the OG version, but it is really funny and I had to just do it.

01:03:31.980 --> 01:03:34.200
But it's so tempting to open that folder anyway.

01:03:34.200 --> 01:03:35.280
You can open it.

01:03:35.280 --> 01:03:36.500
You can open it and look at it.

01:03:36.500 --> 01:03:37.660
You just can't use it.

01:03:38.020 --> 01:03:39.680
I feel like there's something better in there.

01:03:39.680 --> 01:03:40.320
That's why.

01:03:43.280 --> 01:03:44.840
That one is just for Vic.

01:03:44.840 --> 01:03:46.320
You know, people that are going to win anyway.

01:03:47.320 --> 01:03:48.240
Just kidding.

01:03:48.500 --> 01:03:50.060
You can even look at it.

01:03:50.340 --> 01:03:51.640
It's the same type of meme.

01:03:51.640 --> 01:03:53.460
This other one I just thought was better.

01:03:53.460 --> 01:03:54.460
So, I mean...

01:03:57.880 --> 01:03:59.100
All right.

01:04:00.960 --> 01:04:04.000
But, you know, on that last one, you didn't give names to anybody.

01:04:04.000 --> 01:04:05.520
So, to those memes.

01:04:05.520 --> 01:04:06.920
So, there's no way.

01:04:07.520 --> 01:04:12.920
Even though BTC Loera might be compromised, he couldn't vote for me.

01:04:13.160 --> 01:04:14.960
Which one always...

01:04:14.960 --> 01:04:17.600
You have a certain style, Vic.

01:04:21.100 --> 01:04:26.540
As far as fingerprinting is concerned, we don't have enough people participating for everyone to be a unique...

01:04:26.540 --> 01:04:28.900
Like, everyone's a unique submission style.

01:04:29.480 --> 01:04:30.280
Yeah.

01:04:33.320 --> 01:04:34.120
Individuality.

01:04:34.380 --> 01:04:36.980
So, is it worth looking up this meme to cheat a little?

01:04:36.980 --> 01:04:41.080
Or is it just, like, going to be funnier if I just pull something from...

01:04:41.080 --> 01:04:42.240
I mean, you can look it up.

01:04:42.240 --> 01:04:44.680
But, like, I don't know how that would help you that much.

01:04:44.880 --> 01:04:45.420
No.

01:04:45.420 --> 01:04:46.200
Yeah.

01:04:46.920 --> 01:04:48.260
The bucket and the...

01:04:49.020 --> 01:04:50.080
Bucket is the...

01:04:50.500 --> 01:04:51.940
Bucket's the killer thing.

01:04:53.240 --> 01:04:54.340
Yeah, what?

01:04:55.300 --> 01:04:57.420
There's, like, five characters in this.

01:04:57.420 --> 01:04:59.380
My plots aren't that complex.

01:05:01.760 --> 01:05:06.420
I wonder how long real meme generators, like, you know, the people that start these memes.

01:05:06.420 --> 01:05:06.980
How long do they have?

01:05:06.980 --> 01:05:09.500
They have probably, like, 12 hours a day to do this.

01:05:10.700 --> 01:05:13.080
Can you imagine, like, a meme sweatshop?

01:05:16.270 --> 01:05:17.250
Come on, man.

01:05:17.250 --> 01:05:21.170
We should have our own Monero meme sweatshop or the Zcoin meme sweatshop.

01:05:21.170 --> 01:05:22.670
We'll just compete against each other.

01:05:22.670 --> 01:05:25.630
Like one of those old writer rooms where they're just like, we need more memes.

01:05:25.630 --> 01:05:26.770
What are you guys doing?

01:05:26.770 --> 01:05:28.290
100 memes a minute.

01:05:28.950 --> 01:05:30.910
Just full of cigarette smoke.

01:05:33.420 --> 01:05:34.380
Let's see.

01:05:34.380 --> 01:05:35.920
How do we do this?

01:05:36.440 --> 01:05:37.960
It's not easy.

01:05:38.520 --> 01:05:43.280
Now, if Isthmus or Scott meet, you know, win this one, then we're going to have a problem.

01:05:43.280 --> 01:05:45.040
Because then we're going to have a tie again.

01:05:46.440 --> 01:05:47.600
I won't win.

01:05:47.600 --> 01:05:51.440
I have literally no clue what to do with any part of this.

01:05:52.700 --> 01:05:54.420
Not familiar with this meme.

01:05:54.420 --> 01:05:56.000
There's too many characters.

01:05:59.200 --> 01:06:04.520
This is where we explore Monero community and how out of touch they are.

01:06:04.760 --> 01:06:07.420
Do you follow memes or something?

01:06:07.420 --> 01:06:09.100
Are you the one creating all these memes?

01:06:09.100 --> 01:06:12.440
You've got the meme, like, sweatshop going on.

01:06:12.440 --> 01:06:13.140
That's what's going on.

01:06:13.140 --> 01:06:18.780
I just find these on meme templates official usually.

01:06:21.380 --> 01:06:23.340
So there really is a meme army.

01:06:23.340 --> 01:06:24.880
Someone's coming up with templates and just putting it...

01:06:24.880 --> 01:06:28.160
Man, this is quite the operation.

01:06:28.200 --> 01:06:29.820
Memes are quite a business.

01:06:30.080 --> 01:06:31.640
Yes, well read.

01:06:31.720 --> 01:06:35.680
Every morning reads his daily meme templates.

01:06:36.300 --> 01:06:40.180
Yeah, I don't know if you guys followed the meme competition we had on Twitter.

01:06:40.180 --> 01:06:42.000
We had 300 submissions.

01:06:42.000 --> 01:06:42.500
It was insane.

01:06:42.500 --> 01:06:43.380
300?

01:06:44.160 --> 01:06:45.120
Yeah.

01:06:46.700 --> 01:06:49.180
How did you even choose which one won?

01:06:49.180 --> 01:06:50.400
Was it a random?

01:06:50.520 --> 01:06:51.620
Which ones were best?

01:06:51.620 --> 01:06:54.380
A lot of them were just repeats.

01:06:54.700 --> 01:06:55.880
So just scroll by.

01:06:56.020 --> 01:07:00.440
I did get help from one other person to go through them.

01:07:02.560 --> 01:07:06.980
The kid looks like he has his underwear outside his pants.

01:07:06.980 --> 01:07:08.560
But I think it's just his shirt.

01:07:08.560 --> 01:07:09.520
Oh, yeah.

01:07:10.280 --> 01:07:10.960
That is weird.

01:07:10.960 --> 01:07:11.680
What is that?

01:07:23.330 --> 01:07:26.890
We have to zoom in on this one and see what's up.

01:07:28.510 --> 01:07:30.170
No, it's probably a shirt.

01:07:30.170 --> 01:07:31.790
No, it's the same as his collar.

01:07:31.790 --> 01:07:34.290
You can tell it's the same style.

01:07:34.690 --> 01:07:36.390
So it's his undershirt.

01:07:36.390 --> 01:07:37.390
Underneath is like...

01:07:37.390 --> 01:07:39.890
Well, his shirt underneath is like sweater or whatever.

01:07:41.790 --> 01:07:42.810
Sweatshirt, sweater.

01:07:43.110 --> 01:07:45.290
I always mix them up and my mom yells at me.

01:07:45.290 --> 01:07:47.510
But I don't know the difference between a sweater and a sweatshirt.

01:08:09.480 --> 01:08:10.280
Yeah.

01:08:16.130 --> 01:08:17.530
Sound Safari in chat.

01:08:17.530 --> 01:08:21.170
You got to be just transparent about where your interests lie.

01:08:27.620 --> 01:08:30.400
Hey, guys, I'm sorry to inform you.

01:08:30.400 --> 01:08:32.900
I am going to be winning this one.

01:08:33.440 --> 01:08:35.460
I am that confident.

01:08:37.220 --> 01:08:38.400
Man, that was...

01:08:39.720 --> 01:08:43.760
Well, you've won all the other ones without even, you know, basically no confidence.

01:08:43.760 --> 01:08:44.920
Yeah.

01:08:46.360 --> 01:08:48.600
Vic won the last one, too.

01:08:49.520 --> 01:08:51.800
We need some actual competition for Vic.

01:08:51.800 --> 01:08:54.020
Get some people from the Dogecoin community.

01:08:55.240 --> 01:08:57.340
Some real memers.

01:08:57.880 --> 01:08:58.840
Like 4chan.

01:08:58.840 --> 01:08:59.760
You get some real...

01:09:01.120 --> 01:09:04.960
It's going to submit like a bunch of different variations of Pepe the Frog.

01:09:04.960 --> 01:09:06.020
And they're going to be...

01:09:06.020 --> 01:09:07.860
They don't win every one.

01:09:12.960 --> 01:09:15.500
I see you, Vic.

01:09:25.630 --> 01:09:27.710
Does it make sense?

01:09:30.330 --> 01:09:32.150
No comment.

01:09:32.810 --> 01:09:36.170
I am a professional video host.

01:09:36.490 --> 01:09:37.770
Okay.

01:09:38.310 --> 01:09:41.030
Despite all evidence to the contrary.

01:09:43.830 --> 01:09:47.470
I have no idea what to do with this.

01:10:13.150 --> 01:10:14.110
Vic's also a professional video host.

01:10:14.110 --> 01:10:16.110
He's also always like the first person to submit.

01:10:18.670 --> 01:10:21.070
We should put him in the meme factory.

01:10:21.070 --> 01:10:22.230
You should have a clock.

01:10:22.230 --> 01:10:23.790
You should have a shot clock.

01:10:24.650 --> 01:10:29.670
See, it's hard for me to enforce because I can't like just blast it across all your screens.

01:10:29.830 --> 01:10:32.790
I have my phone on the side, but that's not as intimidating.

01:10:33.410 --> 01:10:38.030
Yeah, that's why we need to have like Moo write a custom program.

01:10:38.270 --> 01:10:39.330
Yeah, okay.

01:10:39.610 --> 01:10:43.110
Honestly, I would love to have...

01:10:43.110 --> 01:10:44.510
What was that, Vic?

01:10:45.110 --> 01:10:50.290
I said put like a LED on the wall behind...

01:10:50.950 --> 01:10:57.710
I would love to have like a Jackbox style meme game.

01:10:57.950 --> 01:10:59.090
That would be great.

01:10:59.090 --> 01:11:00.090
Oh, yeah.

01:11:00.750 --> 01:11:02.270
That would coordinate all this stuff.

01:11:02.270 --> 01:11:06.110
That way I'm not going between three different monitors and taking forever and...

01:11:10.490 --> 01:11:12.610
Someone took a screenshot.

01:11:14.430 --> 01:11:15.750
It's like, wait, what?

01:11:15.910 --> 01:11:17.490
Who's in my house?

01:11:20.790 --> 01:11:25.010
Is that the sound for like the Ubuntu screenshot tool?

01:11:29.020 --> 01:11:30.400
It's definitely not a snipping tool.

01:11:30.400 --> 01:11:32.340
Someone was not using a snipping tool.

01:11:32.480 --> 01:11:34.100
No one's fessing up to that.

01:11:46.070 --> 01:11:48.430
Hmm, this is tough.

01:12:00.710 --> 01:12:03.090
We have a few more submissions coming in now.

01:12:13.990 --> 01:12:15.430
Oh, I just woke up.

01:12:15.430 --> 01:12:18.330
This is too early to do this stuff.

01:12:19.830 --> 01:12:22.250
What time is it where you're at?

01:12:23.050 --> 01:12:25.090
8 a.m., not too bad.

01:12:25.090 --> 01:12:26.690
I messed up the time.

01:12:26.690 --> 01:12:30.530
I thought it was 8 a.m., but it was supposed to be 7 a.m.

01:13:01.260 --> 01:13:06.860
I'm cropping these a little bit where it's not relevant just to try and make them a bit bigger.

01:13:15.190 --> 01:13:16.050
All right.

01:13:16.050 --> 01:13:20.370
I have either all of them or all but one.

01:13:20.870 --> 01:13:23.230
It's all but one for sure.

01:13:23.230 --> 01:13:25.110
Maybe you guys can go ahead.

01:13:25.110 --> 01:13:26.590
I'm struggling.

01:13:34.120 --> 01:13:36.520
This is an interesting choice.

01:13:36.980 --> 01:13:38.860
What I'm looking at right now.

01:13:39.880 --> 01:13:40.820
I get to check.

01:13:40.820 --> 01:13:42.300
Are you sure, Ruben?

01:13:42.600 --> 01:13:43.020
Yeah.

01:13:43.020 --> 01:13:44.460
Go ahead.

01:13:44.640 --> 01:13:45.160
Okay.

01:13:45.160 --> 01:13:45.880
Okay.

01:13:46.880 --> 01:13:47.880
About to...

01:13:51.480 --> 01:13:54.880
We only have four choices this time.

01:13:56.740 --> 01:13:58.500
Let me share my screen.

01:13:58.500 --> 01:14:01.740
I'm glad this sharing screen seems to work really, really well.

01:14:02.180 --> 01:14:03.100
Okay.

01:14:03.100 --> 01:14:04.300
Screen.

01:14:04.660 --> 01:14:05.500
Share.

01:14:05.500 --> 01:14:06.460
Okay.

01:14:06.460 --> 01:14:08.040
Option number one.

01:14:09.700 --> 01:14:14.100
Monero, Bitcoin, Chainalysis, and Privacy.

01:14:18.810 --> 01:14:20.530
Option number two.

01:14:22.550 --> 01:14:25.410
Tiger and Transparent Ledger Advocate.

01:14:29.550 --> 01:14:34.350
I love how they just put tiger on top of tiger.

01:14:38.010 --> 01:14:40.350
Did someone want to explain themselves there?

01:14:40.350 --> 01:14:42.320
I mean, you're all going to stay anonymous, but...

01:14:42.870 --> 01:14:43.450
I don't know.

01:14:43.450 --> 01:14:44.410
I had to explain.

01:14:44.510 --> 01:14:47.290
They're more scared of the Transparent Ledger Advocate than the tiger.

01:14:48.330 --> 01:14:49.890
Oh, God.

01:14:50.130 --> 01:14:51.010
Okay.

01:14:53.510 --> 01:14:59.150
That is funny, but I just love the idea that you put tiger over tiger.

01:15:05.960 --> 01:15:07.020
All right.

01:15:07.020 --> 01:15:09.280
I'm not at the sweatshop of meme farms.

01:15:09.280 --> 01:15:10.560
I don't know how this works.

01:15:13.640 --> 01:15:17.480
I got more laughs out of you doing it that way than if you didn't.

01:15:17.480 --> 01:15:21.100
Actually, what happened to number one?

01:15:21.100 --> 01:15:22.660
Was it cut off?

01:15:23.720 --> 01:15:25.440
Or was that intentional?

01:15:28.180 --> 01:15:30.560
What do you mean by cut off?

01:15:31.200 --> 01:15:31.680
I don't know.

01:15:31.680 --> 01:15:35.260
It seems like the tips of the rabbit ears are cut off.

01:15:35.260 --> 01:15:36.520
It is a black bar.

01:15:36.520 --> 01:15:37.440
You know what it is?

01:15:37.440 --> 01:15:39.440
This doesn't actually exist.

01:15:39.440 --> 01:15:40.060
Sorry.

01:15:41.340 --> 01:15:43.900
I see what you're doing there, Justin.

01:15:45.340 --> 01:15:46.540
I was trying...

01:15:46.540 --> 01:15:47.580
That's like one of the...

01:15:47.580 --> 01:15:49.880
It's like a background trying to divide and things.

01:15:49.880 --> 01:15:50.460
It's just...

01:15:50.460 --> 01:15:54.500
I should have sent it as a template background, but that was too much work.

01:15:54.500 --> 01:15:54.960
So I just...

01:15:55.580 --> 01:15:58.360
They're all objects that overlap each other annoyingly.

01:16:00.780 --> 01:16:02.920
You can see there's another one over here.

01:16:04.640 --> 01:16:05.740
All right.

01:16:05.820 --> 01:16:07.300
Third choice.

01:16:08.200 --> 01:16:12.340
Undisclosed double spend and transaction with zero decoys.

01:16:14.900 --> 01:16:16.560
Someone else want to explain this one?

01:16:16.560 --> 01:16:18.040
Or should I go for it?

01:16:19.840 --> 01:16:24.540
I always want to give the person who makes the meme the ability to explain theirs if they want.

01:16:24.540 --> 01:16:25.960
Otherwise, I'll go...

01:16:29.330 --> 01:16:30.290
Okay.

01:16:30.790 --> 01:16:32.570
And then the fourth one.

01:16:32.570 --> 01:16:35.810
Ring size 11, ring size 15, and triptych.

01:16:35.990 --> 01:16:38.190
They definitely cropped off the whole bottom.

01:16:38.190 --> 01:16:41.850
They're staring at some undefined object.

01:16:44.560 --> 01:16:47.120
It's smart to cut off the rabbit.

01:16:47.120 --> 01:16:49.820
It kind of looks like they're about to fall off.

01:16:57.630 --> 01:16:58.510
Indeed.

01:17:02.670 --> 01:17:04.310
Votes coming in.

01:17:04.610 --> 01:17:06.250
Two people said number one.

01:17:06.250 --> 01:17:08.190
One person said number two.

01:17:09.590 --> 01:17:13.010
They said number two for the creative use of the word tiger.

01:17:21.170 --> 01:17:23.170
It's just so absurd.

01:17:23.410 --> 01:17:27.250
Actually, the worst part is I actually covered up the tiger so you can't even see it.

01:17:30.610 --> 01:17:33.370
Like it's like it was just grass there.

01:17:33.370 --> 01:17:34.170
It's just like...

01:17:48.280 --> 01:17:52.500
Basically waiting on BGC Levera to determine who they are choosing for.

01:17:53.260 --> 01:17:55.180
And of course, anyone else.

01:17:56.960 --> 01:17:57.480
But...

01:17:57.480 --> 01:17:59.900
Like Sound Safari, are you going to vote?

01:18:00.120 --> 01:18:01.700
You've recently chatted.

01:18:05.020 --> 01:18:13.940
I feel like number two is like such an amazing combination of like so bad is good but also good.

01:18:18.810 --> 01:18:21.450
In more ways than one.

01:18:22.470 --> 01:18:25.310
Okay, BTC, is that a vote for number two?

01:18:25.310 --> 01:18:26.670
Or number one?

01:18:30.470 --> 01:18:31.790
He said tiger.

01:18:31.790 --> 01:18:32.990
So I guess that's number two.

01:18:32.990 --> 01:18:33.890
Okay, number two.

01:18:33.890 --> 01:18:38.930
Okay, so we have three votes for number two and two votes for number one.

01:18:38.930 --> 01:18:42.270
So ultimately, number two is the winner.

01:18:42.270 --> 01:18:43.750
Vic, was that you?

01:18:44.650 --> 01:18:46.890
No, I was number one.

01:18:47.470 --> 01:18:49.150
I thought I did really well.

01:18:49.150 --> 01:18:50.710
You did not win.

01:18:53.270 --> 01:18:56.990
You had to fail really hard, but not fail.

01:18:57.190 --> 01:18:58.230
Exactly.

01:18:58.230 --> 01:19:00.550
But do you guys get it?

01:19:00.550 --> 01:19:02.050
Number one, it makes sense, right?

01:19:02.050 --> 01:19:07.750
Monero, we're pushing Bitcoin users to this nice, fluffy thing, innocent thing called privacy.

01:19:07.890 --> 01:19:16.030
And they don't understand there's this very tiger-tain ready to eat you up.

01:19:16.250 --> 01:19:17.310
Yeah, yeah.

01:19:18.130 --> 01:19:21.270
You've probably got it, but you can't beat tiger over tiger.

01:19:21.930 --> 01:19:22.890
Yeah, exactly.

01:19:24.070 --> 01:19:25.630
Tiger-ception.

01:19:25.730 --> 01:19:27.010
Very simple.

01:19:28.570 --> 01:19:30.710
It's not just the tiger over tiger, though.

01:19:30.710 --> 01:19:33.150
It took a little bit extra explanation, I think.

01:19:33.150 --> 01:19:42.730
But overall, I still thought it was really funny that, like, the thing that they were being introduced to is a transparent ledger advocate.

01:19:42.770 --> 01:19:48.330
Like, they're so scared of talking to a transparent ledger advocate.

01:19:49.810 --> 01:19:54.510
They'd rather... they're more scared of a transparent ledger advocate than the tiger.

01:19:57.080 --> 01:20:00.940
You should have put, like, the Monero users or something.

01:20:00.940 --> 01:20:03.080
Monero community for those two people.

01:20:04.240 --> 01:20:07.060
I honestly didn't get it until it was explained.

01:20:07.060 --> 01:20:08.280
I was like...

01:20:08.800 --> 01:20:10.060
Yeah, it's pretty good.

01:20:10.060 --> 01:20:12.340
Now that it's explained, it is very good.

01:20:14.900 --> 01:20:15.940
All right.

01:20:15.940 --> 01:20:21.300
Well, that concludes our Monero meme competition.

01:20:21.480 --> 01:20:24.480
So I appreciate everyone who came in and participated.

01:20:24.480 --> 01:20:30.680
Vic is still the winner because, ultimately, Vic won twice.

01:20:30.680 --> 01:20:32.680
Scott won once.

01:20:32.680 --> 01:20:35.320
And to be clear, Scott and Vic tied once.

01:20:35.540 --> 01:20:40.320
But really, the only reason Vic won was because of Google's die roll.

01:20:42.520 --> 01:20:43.680
Whatever it takes.

01:20:43.680 --> 01:20:44.660
Whatever it takes.

01:20:44.660 --> 01:20:46.040
Whatever it takes.

01:20:48.840 --> 01:20:50.440
So apologies, Scott.

01:20:50.440 --> 01:20:51.540
You put in all the work.

01:20:51.540 --> 01:20:53.420
We didn't get any of the recognition there.

01:20:53.420 --> 01:20:57.320
And then Isthmus and VTNerd each won once each.

01:20:57.320 --> 01:21:02.340
Ruben, you didn't get a chance to point out why Zcoin's good.

01:21:02.620 --> 01:21:06.580
No, I'm not going to show and get, like, Virtua Tomatoes.

01:21:07.720 --> 01:21:13.780
I was expecting you to throw in some, like, really awesome why Zcoin's better memes.

01:21:13.780 --> 01:21:15.580
This is your good chance.

01:21:15.840 --> 01:21:17.600
I like Monero.

01:21:17.600 --> 01:21:23.220
I mean, I like other coins, too.

01:21:23.220 --> 01:21:26.500
But if I was brought into the group, you've got to make a ruckus.

01:21:26.500 --> 01:21:28.020
You've got to.

01:21:28.020 --> 01:21:29.700
Yeah, I'm too nice.

01:21:31.900 --> 01:21:33.120
All right.

01:21:33.120 --> 01:21:41.480
So with the end of the Monero meme competition, that also concludes today's DEF CON Monero Village entirely.

01:21:41.480 --> 01:21:44.440
We will be back at 10 a.m.

01:21:44.440 --> 01:21:47.580
Pacific tomorrow on the same YouTube channel.

01:21:48.440 --> 01:21:50.640
On the same Twitch channel.

01:21:50.640 --> 01:21:53.020
If you want to watch, please come back and watch.

01:21:53.020 --> 01:21:55.660
We'll have a lot of great events coming through.

01:21:55.720 --> 01:21:59.100
To end tomorrow, we will have a trivia night.

01:21:59.100 --> 01:22:01.060
We'll have a Kahoot quiz.

01:22:01.140 --> 01:22:06.620
So we'll have another interactive event to finish off tomorrow evening.

01:22:06.720 --> 01:22:10.100
And then on Sunday, a bunch of other great talks, too.

01:22:10.100 --> 01:22:10.980
So keep an eye.

01:22:10.980 --> 01:22:14.300
You can go to MoneroVillage.org.

01:22:14.300 --> 01:22:21.360
I'll put that in the chat here in case you have not been following the rest of the talks today.

01:22:21.360 --> 01:22:24.320
And, of course, we're starting tomorrow at 10 a.m.

01:22:24.540 --> 01:22:25.240
with Dr.

01:22:25.240 --> 01:22:27.980
Daniel Kim, like we have started every day.

01:22:27.980 --> 01:22:30.780
So always really great content from him.

01:22:30.840 --> 01:22:33.860
So really, really cool stuff going on.

01:22:33.860 --> 01:22:35.840
So, yeah, thanks, everyone, who made it this long.

01:22:35.840 --> 01:22:40.520
If you joined just for the Monero meme competition, you joined for the fun part.

01:22:40.520 --> 01:22:41.620
Maybe not the best part.

01:22:41.620 --> 01:22:45.700
We can't say that this is useful in any way, but it's fun.

01:22:47.300 --> 01:22:49.100
And, yeah, we'll see you tomorrow.

01:22:49.100 --> 01:22:50.040
So take care.

01:22:50.180 --> 01:22:51.540
Good job, Justin.

01:22:52.320 --> 01:22:53.640
Thanks, Justin.

