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5730	8150	Well, hello. My name is John Turnblad.
10110	13050	I... oh, goodness. What does DEFCON mean to me?
18460	22380	I originally used to go through the line when I was very long and I was very...
23860	27340	It was hard on the legs. Knees and so on.
27360	34260	So we started sitting in line defensively.
37900	44400	I really like meeting with people who are fairly new to the information security business.
44400	47860	They have such straightforward questions.
47860	55720	And it just turns out that one of the things I most like about DEFCON is its honesty.
56340	59600	Even to the point of being blunt.
65460	74540	My daughter wanted me to explain what it is my pen testing tools do.
75040	79280	And she's not deeply technical, but she needed to understand.
79580	85800	And so when I quoted the Chronicles of Narnia of Prince Rilian,
85800	89600	These are vile engines of sorcery.
89680	91080	She got it.