1 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:05,810 The aliens are here. 2 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,100 The aliens are here. 3 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:17,000 This is Cause and Effect, here with Lunchbox. 4 00:00:17,180 --> 00:00:19,280 We're here at the tinfoil hat contest. 5 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,460 And how many years in a row are we going? 6 00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:22,860 This is year number six. 7 00:00:22,860 --> 00:00:23,460 Year number six. 8 00:00:23,460 --> 00:00:23,820 Six. 9 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:25,280 Crazy, crazy, crazy. 10 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,460 Let's talk about a little bit what's going on here. 11 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:32,000 What are the benefits of wearing this tinfoil hat on my head that I've created? 12 00:00:32,260 --> 00:00:34,640 And what am I protecting myself from here? 13 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,840 So, I mean, look, you know, we've got the government's running around here. 14 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,080 All the feds. 15 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,400 The aliens are here. 16 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:40,960 We all know that. 17 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:42,480 We've been watching the news lately, right? 18 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:45,540 So they're all trying to control us with their mind control rays. 19 00:00:45,820 --> 00:00:48,080 I mean, we need to protect ourselves against that. 20 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:54,800 With each tinfoil hat that is being made today, we are saving one more mind from government mind control. 21 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:55,580 Is that correct? 22 00:00:55,580 --> 00:00:56,680 That's totally correct. 23 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,200 But I'm also, you know, using this time. 24 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:04,260 I buy stock in tinfoil the two weeks prior to DEF CON, just so I can become rich, too. 25 00:01:04,260 --> 00:01:09,640 Can you give me descriptions of the different signals that we're blocking here with these hats? 26 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:15,540 So the aliens don't allow me to tell you what signals we have, what they have in their mind control rays. 27 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,640 You know, I like my free UFO rides. 28 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,700 I don't want to give up the total secrets. 29 00:01:20,140 --> 00:01:26,180 So , but we have a lot of transmitters in this room, bouncing various signals around. 30 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:29,900 Our mannequin that you'll see in a little bit has a receiver in her head. 31 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:35,840 And the goal is to find the way to protect her head the most from these alien mind control rays. 32 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:36,420 Amazing. 33 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:39,000 I actually do feel more energized. 34 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,820 And I actually do feel more clear. 35 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:42,080 Oh, see, the government... 36 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:43,920 The government's after me again. 37 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:45,740 The government's doing that. 38 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:46,800 Again, not a coincidence. 39 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,040 Two times, two times, two times. 40 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:51,780 So I've made my hat. 41 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,220 Now what happens? 42 00:01:53,220 --> 00:01:54,840 What do I do with this hat that I've had? 43 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:59,920 How do we test how effective this is against all the signals that are popping up? 44 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:03,760 So what you're going to want to do next is you're going to want to walk over here to our mannequin. 45 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,020 And she's got the receiver in her head. 46 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,380 And you're going to place your hat on top of her head. 47 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,220 And you've got to remember, she's got to be able to see. 48 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:14,120 Because if she can't see, she can't run from the government spies. 49 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,100 She can't run from the aliens. 50 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:19,180 And so then we will start our test. 51 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:23,800 And it's going to measure how well you're blocking the frequencies coming into her head. 52 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:24,500 Insane. 53 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,300 And what are the frequencies? 54 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:29,320 What hertz are we going for here? 55 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,300 Lots of them. 56 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:30,580 Okay. 57 00:02:30,580 --> 00:02:31,900 So we're looking at a whole range. 58 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,000 That's all proprietary. 59 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:33,760 Oh, proprietary technology. 60 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:34,560 It's a big range. 61 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:35,800 It's a big range. 62 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:37,560 It's proprietary technology. 63 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,920 We can't give those secrets away. 64 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:39,800 Trade secrets. 65 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,180 Oh, okay. 66 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:42,740 Oh. 67 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:44,520 Oh, boy. 68 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:45,840 Oh, boy. 69 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:46,100 Okay. 70 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,780 Yeah, we're dealing with some serious deep space. 71 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:48,260 Oh, man. 72 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:48,760 It is. 73 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:49,040 Okay. 74 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:49,420 Okay. 75 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:49,640 Yeah. 76 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,480 So we'll venture from there. 77 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,020 I think what next we want to do is let's take this up there. 78 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:56,160 It looks like there might be a line, so we might have to wait a second. 79 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:56,420 That's okay . 80 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:57,920 I know some people. 81 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:58,360 VIP. 82 00:02:58,360 --> 00:02:58,840 VIP. 83 00:02:58,900 --> 00:02:59,300 Okay. 84 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:01,160 Let's get some VIP action up here. 85 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:06,500 We'll take it up to the front, and let's see how effective my tinfoil hat that I made is. 86 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,160 Let's do this. 87 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:07,520 Okay. 88 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,520 Come on this way, guys. 89 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:08,920 Come on in. 90 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:09,580 Let's do it. 91 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:11,760 Three times. 92 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:12,740 It's, you know... 93 00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:13,260 Three times. 94 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:14,420 You have to be careful around here. 95 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:16,080 Three times three, nine. 96 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:23,840 So now our system's running, and it's checking and seeing how well that signal into the antenna in her head is being blocked. 97 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:25,920 Insane. 98 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,540 So I see there's some action happening here. 99 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:30,340 Yep. 100 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:31,720 That's testing all the frequencies. 101 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:35,100 This isn't... you might only be partially brain-controlled. 102 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,000 But right now I'm completely... 103 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:37,400 You're a guest. 104 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,320 I'm vulnerable. 105 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,340 I made number six out of 19. 106 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,540 I consider that a success. 107 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:43,700 Six . 108 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:46,040 But I also do know, how can I make this better? 109 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,620 How can I make this block more signals? 110 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:48,900 So that's the key. 111 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:52,360 We won't give you the secrets, but you're allowed to test as many times as you want. 112 00:03:52,360 --> 00:04:01,760 So you can keep making additions, changes to your hat, and keep bringing it up, get in line here, and then keep testing your hat and seeing what works better, what doesn't. 113 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:02,720 Trial and error. 114 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:02,880 Yes. 115 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:03,420 And learning. 116 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:04,080 Trial and error. 117 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,520 Yeah, we're all learning together. 118 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:05,820 Yes. 119 00:04:05,820 --> 00:04:06,540 That's right. 120 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:08,840 And now, see, this is our other trick. 121 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,600 You've taken off your protection. 122 00:04:10,780 --> 00:04:11,440 Yeah. 123 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,680 Now you're controlled. 124 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:13,800 So you better hurry up and get your hat back on. 125 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:14,920 Okay, perfect. 126 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:15,600 I appreciate that. 127 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:16,720 That means you're on my side. 128 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:17,140 Yes. 129 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:18,600 You're not allowed. 130 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,460 Six out of 19.